The Boyfriend Return Policy

Still familiar with the familiar formula, Xu Du once again stood shivering in the cold wind, but the difference was - it was even more difficult to get a taxi here than the Civil Affairs Office! !

Xu Duzhen wanted to go back and make another addition: Party A must unconditionally send Party B home!

After a lot of tossing, when Xu Du got home, it was already time for dinner. Xu Du was too tired to move, so he fell down on the sofa and looked up at the sky.

Life really changes when it is said to change, and I don't even call you in advance to say hello.

So tired……

so hungry...

How many days will you go on a daily basis?

Damn, why do you read it so smoothly?

He fumbled in his pocket, took out his mobile phone, and planned to play for a while, but he pressed it, and found that it was out of battery and turned off by itself, and he didn't know when it was turned off.

Xu Du exhausted all his strength to hook the charger with his foot, plug in the phone, and never left the sofa the whole time, as lazy as he could be.

He turned on the phone, and Xu Du lived to be 30 years old. For the first time, he had the feeling that his phone exploded. He didn't know that people could receive so many messages in a day. There were colleagues in the hospital, former classmates, and some A lot of strange numbers...

Xu Du suspected that his account had already been sold...

There was also a series of missed calls. Before Xu Du had time to read them all, the phone rang in his hand. Xu Du was startled, and when he let go of his hand, the phone hit his face directly, causing his nose to hurt: "Fuck..."

Xu Du rubbed his nose vigorously, the phone kept ringing, and he saw that it was from his teacher Zhuang.

As soon as Xu Du picked it up, Teacher Zhuang's powerful voice pierced into his eardrums. The voice was so loud and the tone was so strong that Xu Du almost lost an ear: "Where did you go!!! I've been on the phone all day. Don’t even answer!!! You’re going to scare my old lady to death!!”

Xu Du: "Mom, calm down, I'm fine, I'm alive and kicking, I don't have any missing arms or legs."

I was a little worried about work at first, but now I don't need to.

Teacher Zhuang's mouth was stiff for a moment: "What can you do, you have been the most okay since you were young."

Xu Du coaxed: "Yes, yes."

Teacher Zhuang: "Next time you call, answer it quickly."

Xu Du: "Didn't it automatically shut down when there was no power? Next time, if there is an operation, I will definitely pick it up in seconds. What is this? This is the exclusive privilege of my beautiful mother."

Xu Du's rainbow fart finally made Mr. Zhuang laugh, Xu Du was really relieved, but he never thought about his mother!Actually!He even came to gossip!

Teacher Zhuang: "You are staying with Xiao Zhou today."

Xu Du: "..."

It was true to say so, but he felt that his "staying together" and his mother's "staying together" had different meanings.

Teacher Zhuang suddenly lowered his voice, and Xu Du could barely feel a trace of shyness in his words: "Oh, why did someone take that photo? It's not good to find a celebrity. There are always cameras facing them. How many people in school today The teacher is still asking me if it's you in the photo."

Xu Du was really convinced, he didn't show his face much in the photos, he could be recognized anyway, does he have such a iconic look?

Teacher Zhuang: "You guys should keep a low profile next time."

Xu Du: "...Mom, there is no next time."

Teacher Zhuang: "This kid, why are you shy with me? They all want autographs with me today. Oops, I've lived to this age, and I haven't seen a single celebrity before. I didn't expect to become my daughter-in-law. "

Xu Du: "..."

Teacher Zhuang: "Don't worry, I've refused. Xiao Zhou must be busy, how can you bother him because of this matter, when will you invite him to come to our house for a meal, how can I teach you, this point Courtesy is still necessary.”

Xu Du: "Mr. Zhuang, please use your image of a brilliant teacher of the people to tell the truth."

Teacher Zhuang couldn't hold back, and laughed: "I bet your dad, he must admit that Xiao Zhou is more handsome than he was when he was young, and he is a lot older, and the old cucumber is painted green."

Xu Du: "..."

Xu Du felt the youthfulness of his parents and the desolation and oldness in his own heart.

The sky is gray, the wild is vast, and the wind blows the grass and sees the desolation of cattle and sheep.

On the phone, the voices of Mr. Zhuang and Mr. Xu were crowded together. You said something in a while, and I rushed to say something in a while. The excitement was tight. Xu Du hadn't seen Teacher Zhuang so relaxed for a while.

Is this what she wants, what she wants to see?

As a son and daughter, Xu Du could not refute.

"Let me say something to my son!"

"Now it's your son! Why weren't you there when he was going to be fed when he was a child! Why didn't you care when he couldn't recite the nine-nine multiplication table! Go away and don't disturb me talking to my son."

"Just let me say one sentence, just one sentence."

……

Xu Du smiled: "Say it, I'm listening."

Teacher Xu went through all kinds of difficulties and dangers, and finally got the right to speak temporarily: "Son, how are you?"

Xu Du: "It's okay."

Teacher Xu: "Let me tell you, don't worry about what others tell you. We just need to be happy. Even Jack Ma can't make 13 billion people happy."

Xu Du: "Yes."

"Who else, if he wants to bully you, you beat him back!"

"Hey! How did you teach my son!" Teacher Zhuang shouted from the side.

Teacher Xu probably moved his position with his mobile phone in his arms, and exchanged for a moment of quiet environment: "You two are big men, there is no need for anyone to bear with the other or give in to the other. Who should kneel and humble to whom, do you understand?"

Xu Du: "Yes."

In a few words, to put it simply, it was even more difficult for Xu Du to imagine what kind of psychological entanglements and regrets his parents had gone through to arrange themselves so that they were at least natural and generous in front of Xu Du, and didn't care that their son married another man.

The conversation between the father and son suddenly fell silent, no one spoke, and no one specifically reminded this silence, until the father said: "Son, your mother has been urging you so hard these years, I know you have a mentality Pressure, I have never dared to persuade her. A few years ago, your mother had an operation. The doctor told her that the success rate was only half. She kept dreaming of you alone in those days. She was very afraid that she would leave by herself one day. , you are still alone."

Xu Du was dumbfounded.

Can't say a word.

He never thought of such a reason. After all, every parent keeps urging marriage because of the phrase "what age to do and what to do". It is extremely normal to urge marriage, which is in line with the norm of modern society.

Teacher Xu: "Your mother is most worried about you alone."

……

The phone hung up for a long, long time.

Xu Du let go of his thoughts and looked at the ceiling, which was plain and clean.

He scratched his body and pulled out a black scarf, which smelled like Zhou Jixing's body...