The Boyfriend Return Policy

The origin of the story is that Zhou Jixing started a two-month vacation after filming a new drama. As we all know, 50.00% of the troubles in this world are due to lack of money, and the remaining 50.00% are due to too much leisure.

Zhou Jixing didn't know whether he had entered the old age mode or something, but suddenly he started to like posting on Weibo, so his Weibo changed from Li Cheng's style of chicken soup painting to Zhou Jixing's old people's thoughts.

The old man Zhou Jixing took advantage of the weekend to visit the flower and bird market with his mother-in-law, bought a lot of flowers and plants, and quickly occupied the balcony. On that day, Xu Du's whole house was filled with the fragrance of earth.

Not only that, he also took the time to re-floor the balcony and install the brackets. Xu Du came back from get off work every day to witness the brand-new home, and it was being refreshed every day.

After working like this for about a week, Zhou Jixing’s balcony was completed, and there was an extra wicker chair beside the small coffee table, which looked very suitable for the elderly to sit and read a book and bask in the sun.

When Xu Du went back, Zhou Jixing was sitting on the rattan chair he bought for an unknown amount of money in a standard uncle posture, making a phone call.

"Mr. Zhou, I suggest choosing Hainan huanghuali. This kind of wood is expensive because of its fragrance. Its new-cut noodle has a strong fragrance. We commonly call it 'Jiangxiang'. The old material will taste mild and light, more Attractive, old folks absolutely love..."

The boss on the other side of the phone was talking endlessly about sales, Zhou Jixing was holding the phone in one hand, and fiddled with the endless summer he had just planted with the other: "That's it, bring it to me tomorrow."

"What are you going to do again?" Xu Du waited for him to hang up the phone before walking in, "Where's my pot of onions? Don't let me like the new and dislike the old."

"I can't get tired of it." The phone was stuck in his palm, and Zhou Jixing squeezed and tapped on the armrest, "Well, position C."

Xu Du turned his head, and what he saw was the pot of green onions standing among a pile of colorful flowers and plants, like an heirloom: "..."

Putting it together is really inexplicable harmony...

Turning around and going back, Zhou Jixing was already taking pictures of the pot of hydrangea. After finishing the work, he directly uploaded it to Weibo without any filter, yes, without any filter.

Of course, what Xu Du cares about is not that he takes flowers without filters, but that behind the hydrangea is a photo of him in a daze. Zhou Jixing uses his superb photography skills to perfectly show Xu Du's daze, speechlessness, and patience.

So Xu Du got another nickname on the Internet - Dumb Goose.

After going to bed at night, Zhou Jixing held the tablet and thought about the nickname, and when Xu Du came out of the bathroom, he still maintained that thinking posture.

Xu Du climbed onto the bed, and while throwing off the quilt, he turned to him and asked, "What the hell are you doing again?"

Zhou Jixing moved the tablet to him.

Xu Du wrapped his hands behind his waist, trying to place the pillow in a comfortable position for him, while he was tentatively moving it, he lowered his head to look at the tablet placed in front of his eyes: "What is this?"

A few lines of the week: "Cole Duck."

"It's quite white." Xu Du turned his head and asked him, "You want to raise it."

Zhou Jixing: "I wasn't interested at first, but I suddenly became a little interested just now."

Xu Du: "..."

what the hell? ?

"Zhou Jixing." Xu Du didn't even care about the pillow, his curiosity moved to Zhou Jixing, he sighed slowly, "When will you go back to work?"

"Huh?" Zhou Jixing didn't expect him to ask this suddenly, "If there are no accidents, maybe in a month."

After Xu Du heard this, he sighed even more sadly.

He was really afraid that Zhou Jixing would get sick if he left himself at home.

……

Of course, he wouldn't get sick during his trips during the week, and he would find trouble for himself. The moment Xu Du opened the door, he almost thought he had entered the wrong door.

The living room was cleaned up, and everything from electrical appliances to sofas was lost to Zhou Jixing. In the empty living room, there was only a pile of wood and a half-person-high saw.

Xu Du stood at the door in a mess: "... How many days are you going?"

Zhou Jixing happened to come out of the room, saw Xu Du, and said in a normal tone as if nothing had happened: "You're back?"

Xu Du pointed to the empty TV wall: "Honey, are we going to move?"

"How come, dear." Zhou Jixing smiled, and he walked over, put his arm around Xu Du's shoulder, "Come here."

Zhou Jixing took him into a pile of wood covered with sawdust. When Xu Du went in, he found that it was not only wood, but also a bunch of tools such as hammers, nails, and long rulers. The design of the wardrobe was laid on the table. , because the designer himself did not graduate from elementary school, the effect presented on paper is very general, and it can only be kept as a straight line.

Zhou Jixing took Xu Du to see the world he had conquered, and recalled the past with a victorious tone: "The first time I went back with you, I promised to get my mother a wardrobe, but I never had time, and now I can do it. "

For a moment, Xu Du had mixed feelings in his heart.

Zhou Jixing still remembers the little things from so long ago, and it is estimated that even Teacher Zhuang herself does not remember this matter.

Zhou Jixing smiled and patted him on the shoulder: "I've seen the location of the house. You can remove one of the bedside tables and move the bed to the side. It turns out that the two wardrobes should be replaced. Ordinary wood takes a long time. There are also insects, but there are two of them, one with half a bookshelf, so that Teacher Xu's books can also be placed."

Xu Du: "I'll do it with you."

"Okay." Zhou Jixing bowed his head and kissed him on the cheek, "But let's have a meal first, this is a big project."

The dinner week was done with Xu Du. Xu Du's work includes but is not limited to: tie an apron for the chef, roll up the sleeves, pour a glass of water for the chef when he is busy, and give the chef a glass of water when he is hard. He squeezed his shoulders.

It can be seen from this that the existence of Xu Du is of no use to this meal, so when the beef brisket was stewed, Xu Du was driven out to take a bath, and when he came out wearing a white vest and big pants, The food is already on the table.

Xu Du made rice with the corn rib soup, stirring the spoon loudly, and waited for him to take the first bite before thinking about the business—where's our sofa?

Zhou Jixing replied, "Throw it away."

Xu Du: "..."

Although Zhou Jixing was once so poor that he couldn’t even afford mustard, but that was so many years ago. The carpet at home is a Portuguese heraldry carpet, the vase was bought from an auction house for hundreds of thousands, and the curtains were The new Italian technology, although Xu Du doesn't know the meaning of making curtains like wallpapers, other than costing money.

Xu Du could only tell himself: as long as he is happy.

……

Xu Du, who is lazy for 3 minutes, wants to complete the closet together with Zhou Jixing. He said it himself and took the initiative. After two days of work, the job titled "My date is awesome, I must accompany her." The emotion of "accompany him" disappeared within 3 minutes.

Like now-

"Xu Du!" Zhou Jixing shouted outside.

In order to avoid labor, Xu Du has been squatting on the toilet for more than half an hour. He didn't do anything that should be done. He just sat on the toilet and read a short story. Reluctantly, she got up and pulled up her pants: "Come on... hey, fuck me!"

"What's wrong?" Zhou Jixing heard a plop inside.

Xu Du fell back onto the toilet, frowning and bent over to rub his calf. The calf throbbed in pain. Before Xu Du could reply, the door of the bathroom opened with a clatter from the outside.

So the two began to stare at each other.

Xu Du with his butt naked: "..."

Day of the week: "..."

In embarrassment, Xu Du let go of his hand on his calf. Although his buttocks were bare, at least he had to be a decent person standing upright on the toilet: "Cough, my leg just went numb."

Zhou Jixing looked at him speechlessly, and his eyes said bluntly - what are you doing?

Xu Du understood his eyes, lowered his head and pretended to be stupid.

Zhou Jixing let out a long sigh. It can be seen that both husband and wife felt that the other had a brain problem during the long and peaceful days, and it was their own resistance that added everything.

After resisting all Zhou Jixing, he picked up Xu Du by the waist, put him on the bed, squatted down, and pinched Xu Du's calf with his right hand.

Xu Du: "It hurts—"

"It hurts and you still squat for a long time." Zhou Jixing grabbed his calf and rubbed it slowly for him. From Xu Du's perspective, he could only see the top of Zhou Jixing's head, and he didn't know why. With sudden love, Xu Du bowed his head and twirled his hair and kissed him.

He bounced down like a woodpecker, bounced up like a woodpecker after the kiss, and then waited obediently for Zhou Jixing to look up at him.

Zhou Jixing did raise his head, and stared at Xu Du affectionately (from Xu Du's perspective) for a moment, like a romantic idol drama, the air became sweet, and the next second, Zhou Jixing said: "Don't watch Me, I wouldn't kiss a naked ass."

Xu Du: "..."

Also in the next second, Xu Du was furious, grabbed the pillow and smashed it violently: "Zhou Jixing! It's so serious! It's your first time! You often kiss me when I'm naked!"

As we said before, the origin of the story is because of this, so what caused this fuse is-returning old scores.

Yes, no matter who it is, even Da Luo and the Immortal couple have to have their own accounts to live together, and turning over old accounts is a must-have small program for living at home.

After Xu Du put on his trousers, he sat aside with his arms crossed, and sneered, "At the beginning, I promised to go to bed and chop it up, but Mr. Zhou, did you chop it up?"

Zhou Jixing: "...The premise is that they are fake couples, and we can count it as a matter of course."

Xu Du glanced over: "Who is the water and who is the canal?"

Zhou Jixing's desire to survive was over the top, he looked into Xu Du's eyes: "You are here, I am successful."

Xu Du said "I really believe it": "Oh——"

When a person feels guilty, he will subconsciously find fault with the other person: "This happened many years ago, why didn't you mention that WeChat ID in your coat?"

Xu Du: "Brother! It's already summer! You're going to study from last winter to this summer!"

"Wait." When the smell of gunpowder was getting stronger, Zhou Jixing suddenly realized something. He lowered his head for a moment, and then looked at Xu Du in disbelief. I don't know if it was because his gaze was too direct. Xu Du subconsciously wanted to look away when he saw him.

Of course, he didn't have time.

Zhou Jixing grabbed his wrist: "Xu Du."

Xu Du shook his hand: "I can't hear you."

Zhou Jixing: "Are you jealous?"

Xu Du: "..."

Most afraid, the air suddenly quiet.

The cool wind from the air conditioner blew slowly, blowing through Xu Du's turbulent heart at the moment. For a long time, Xu Du gritted his teeth and said, "I don't have one!"

Zhou Jixing laughed, and he turned to hold Xu Du's hand, his fingers passed through his five fingers, and held it firmly: "Why are you jealous? Baby, I'm happy to say it."

Xu Du: "...Get out!"

Yes, so the third major event was involved - Zhou Jixing accepted a lipstick advertisement half a month ago, and that lipstick was rarely endorsed by Chinese, and it was really great to receive their active invitation It is very lucky.

It doesn't matter, the important thing is that when Zhou Jixing came home at night, his shirt was still stained with lipstick.

After Zhou Jixing saw it, he didn't take it seriously, because during the filming, he was very close to a blond beauty, and it was inevitable that he would bump into it: "It should have been accidentally bumped into."

Xu Du also acted very careless at that time, for work, just throw the shirt away and wash it.

However, under this calm surface, there is a smell of vinegar that has been lurking for half a month.

When Xu Du was mentioned this, it was rare for him to blush, and he became angry with embarrassment: "Have you said everything!"

Zhou Jixing suddenly put his arms around his armpits and picked him up like a child. Xu Du was thrown up and down, left and right by him, scarier than a roller coaster in an amusement park. A swear word broke the sound: "Fuck—"

Zhou Jixing hugged him and fell on the bed, wrapped Xu Du in his arms, kissed him on the face like a dog, then tightened his arms and hugged him tightly. he.

Xu Du was pressed against his neck, his heartbeat had not yet stabilized after the frenzied exercise, his face was red, and he rolled his eyes up to see what happened to Zhou.

In fact, he didn't mean to be jealous.

To be precise, I don't want to at all.

If someone asked him if he minded Zhou Jixing's kiss scene with others, Xu Du would definitely answer without hesitation for a second: "I don't mind."

Xu Du felt that he was a good man with a heart as broad as the ocean, but when you first saw some things, the emotions in your heart just couldn't keep up with your reason, and your heart was blocked with a click.

"Xu Du."

Zhou Jixing panted slightly, smiled and rubbed the back of Xu Du's head: "Since you care so much, just cover it up yourself."

Xu Du: "??"

That night, Zhou Jixing posted a new Weibo: He is jealous [狗头]

The accompanying text is simple, and the accompanying picture is also simple. It is a lipstick mark on the side of the face, which is particularly strong and eye-catching.

Follow-up:

Xu Du, a man who firmly believed in himself no matter what happened.

After being forced to read Zhou Jixing's so many childish Weibo showing affection, he finally found out in the comments that these people unanimously think that he is not MAN!

please!How about his eight-pack abs!

So Xu Du told Zhou Jixing in a threatening tone and attitude: "Since you like posting on Weibo so much, please explain to me."

Zhou Jixing was unexpectedly obedient and cooperative, and posted a Weibo that night: Xu Du asked me to explain his

Dr. Xu is very satisfied, wait for him to open the comments to see——

The comments are uniform: oh, (dog head)