The Boyfriend Return Policy

Facts have proved that men should not agree to marriage casually. Since the film festival, Zhou Jixing has completely abandoned his career-oriented hero personality, making Li Cheng so angry that he jumps on his feet every day, chasing cats and mice It seems that they are looking for places to catch him and go back to work.

The only reason why Zhou Jixing doesn't work is that it is the right way in the world to start a family first and then start a career.

Li Cheng locked the car door, and didn't bother to roll his eyes: "Wake up, you've been together for more than a year, have you proposed several times?"

Zhou Jixing was silent for a moment, then suddenly turned his head and looked contemptuously, that look, a bit like a famous detective: "Who told you I'm here?"

Li Cheng held the steering wheel and coughed guiltyly: "Guess, where else can you go besides these places?"

In order to cover his revolutionary partners, Li Cheng hastily cast a sloppy eye: "Okay, I'll take you to the studio first. If you cooperate, it will be ok in a few hours, and I'll take you home again."

Zhou Jixing was not sloppy at all by his sloppy eyes: "You are guilty."

"I don't know what you're talking about." After Li Cheng sent Zhou Jixing to the studio, he immediately sent a message to the revolutionary comrade Xu Du: He had already noticed something.

Xu Du, who was far away in the hospital, was shaking with his mobile phone.

Again.

Since Zhou Jixing started the wedding, family conflicts have increased day by day, forming a three-legged situation.

There is the novelty school represented by the wedding planner invited by Zhou Jixing, the old-fashioned school represented by Mr. Xu, and the grass-roots school mainly represented by Zhou Jixing and Mr. Zhuang.

Teacher Xu thinks that the 5000-year-old Chinese culture is not better than that of the little foreign devils, wearing white?That is to bring filial piety, and it must be auspicious with red candles and big red happy characters. At that time, a dozen tables of banquets will be set up in my hometown, and a bottle of Moutai will be placed on each table. A few suona players can be heard in a radius of ten miles.

Wedding planner teacher Tony (it is said that he used to be a first-class washing, cutting and blowing artist, even if he changed careers later, he did not forget his original intention, he is a steady and steady new artist), felt that what Mr. Xu said was not aesthetically pleasing, now is the 21st century, young In the world of people, one has to pay attention to beauty and romance. Even the roads in the countryside are not smooth, with one pit on the left and the other on the right. Please, who still listens to suona now.

The two parties could not stop arguing.

Teacher Xu patted the table: "This is my son's wedding! I can do whatever I want!"

Teacher Tony: "This is my employer's wedding! I must be responsible to him with my top-notch beauty!"

Two audiences, Zhou Jixing and Mr. Zhuang, felt that Mr. Xu was reasonable at one moment, and that Mr. Tony was awesome at the other. Xu Du was dragged by them when he came back from work every day and asked, "Do you think red candles or scented candles are better? What do you think?" Do you think it should be done in your hometown, or in a romantic and sacred auditorium? Do you think you two should put red dates, peanuts, longan and melon seeds? What do you think should be prepared as wedding presents? What brand of wedding candy should you choose? It won't look like a motherfucker..."

Xu Du: "..."

You mean popping candy?

These questions have caused Xu Du to subconsciously feel a pain in the head whenever he hears the word "do you think".

Xu Du actually didn't care whether the wedding was held in the sky or underground, or whether the candles were red, orange, yellow, green, blue or purple. He only cared about one question, and only expressed one opinion: "Can I get married in a padded jacket?"

This opinion was met with an unprecedented unanimous rebuttal: "No!!"

Xu Du: "..."

It's already December, and Xu Du feels like he's freezing like a dog when he goes downstairs and gets into the car every day.

By the way, this time Xu Du did something about Comrade Li Cheng’s revolution. Due to the stalemate in the wedding plan, the smell of gunpowder in the family is getting worse day by day. There are three ways to solve family conflicts——

Pathogen: Don't do it at all, but Xu Du thinks that Zhou Jixing might tie him into a scumbag's turban, and then kill him first.

Ways of transmission: There is no way.

Susceptible groups: Let the three sources of quarrel be separated. Xu Du is not familiar with Mr. Tony. He has a deep relationship with Mr. Xu. He can only start with Zhou Jixing. The feeling that the safety of life cannot be guaranteed, so there is no excuse.

So Xu Du secretly sent Li Cheng the location of Zhou Jixing every day, and asked Li Cheng to come and catch him to work.

As soon as he works, the world is at peace.

But this kind of peace didn't last long, Zhou Jixing finally found out who the traitor was.

On the night when the traitor was caught, Xu Du was pinned down on the bed like a dehydrated fish, unwilling to even move his fingers, and Zhou Jixing insisted on pinning him down on the bed. Pushing his head inside, Xu Du was so pushed that he couldn't make any sound.

Zhou Jixing bit Xu Du's earlobe from behind, and asked him over and over again: "Don't you want to marry me?"

Xu Du suddenly erupted into a small universe, and howled loudly. Fortunately, they didn't spend the night with the two teachers: "Think!"

Zhou Jixing was taken aback for a moment, then lay down on him, wrapped him in his body like a burrito, hugged him like this with warmth, and kissed his forehead from time to time: "Then why do you want to be a traitor?"

traitor?

Come on, that's how normal people behave.

Similar to the self-protection of animals.

But Xu Du no longer has the physical strength to bear the price of bluntly telling Zhou Jixing "You are not a normal person", he pulled out his two arms with great effort, and gently stroked Zhou Jixing's temples: "I don't want you to waste too much money because of this." Time, can't we make it simpler?"

"Not good." Zhou Jixing pinched his hand and bit his fingertips, "I've waited too long."

Pooh.

How long have we known each other.

Xu Du finally told the truth: "But I'm afraid of the cold."

That night, Zhou Jixing leaned on him and stared at him for a long time. When Xu Du wanted to hum, "I'm most afraid of the sudden silence of the air", Zhou Jixing suddenly moved, and he rolled over from him, and Xu Duping Lying on the bed, covered Xu Du's lower abdomen with a blanket.

He looked at the ceiling, and after a while, he said, "Let's go abroad to do it."

Xu Du: "..."

……

It is impossible to do it abroad.

Because on the second day, Xu Du asked Mr. Tony about the expenses of various aspects, and seeing all the zeros made Xu Du's head suddenly hurt. Compared with the money, Xu Du made a decision: "Do it! Just do it in China! I love China! I love China!"

Teacher Tony: "..."

The wedding was finally scheduled on Christmas Day, with both white and red. I really thank Santa Claus for being such a combination of Chinese and Western.

When writing the list of invitations, Xu Du didn't have anyone except Xiao He, Du Zhilin and his colleagues, including Cao Xi and Zhao Zhuo.

Zhou Jixing was worse than him. After hesitating for a second, he didn't send invitations to any of his family members. The main reason was that Liang Fulan was able to fight against a regiment by himself. Apart from his family, he had very few friends. Not much.

Xu Du: "Why are you so miserable?"

A few lines of the week: "each other each other."

The two lonely old men simply put down their pens, leaned together, and went to keep each other warm.

Xu Du was resting on Zhou Jixing's arm, with one leg still hanging on his lap. Zhou Jixing took a blanket to cover him, so Xu Du could only live in the constant temperature air conditioner: "You are so afraid of the cold , what should I do when I am old?"

Xu Du rubbed the fur on the blanket: "Why don't you change it to something that's not afraid of the cold?"

"That won't work." Zhou Jixing turned over and hugged Xu Du, "It's not you, I don't expect to grow old with him."

……

Although both of them looked more pitiful when writing the invitation, but on the day of the wedding, no less than a hundred people came.

Most of them are relatives from Xu Du's side. There are a lot of uncles, uncles, aunts, and brothers-in-law. This is the rule in Xu Du's hometown. Whether you come or not, relatives have to notify you. When a star gets married, who doesn't come, maybe even secretly brought a few classmates over.

There is also Cao Xi, who directly sent the news that Xu Du is going to get married to the group, and all the classmates who were able to come that day came. Zhang Lele saw Xu Du from a long distance, like a dog off the leash Fang Liang rushed towards Xu Du, pulled Xu Du's arm and shook it all the time: "Congratulations! You got a beautiful boy!"

Xu Du didn't have the nerve to say that he had never picked up a beautiful boy, so he touched his nose and pretended to be cold: "That's it, what a fool."

Zhang Lele: "Tsk, since it's a trivial matter, I won't give any red envelopes."

Xu Du: "Okay, anyway, you two are about to get married, so let's not seal it."

"mean!"

Xu Du was not ashamed: "All of us who have families are like this."

"It doesn't matter whether you have money or not. Is my brother short of such a little money?" Cao Xi, who is the master of ceremonies, deliberately combed his hair back, trying to use thick hairspray to give people a visual impression that he has a lot of hair Illusion, "I just want to ask, who did the whole scene?"

The wedding will be held in an ancient church in the province that is said to have a history of more than 100 years. It spends a lot of money on maintenance every year, and it has a strong solemn atmosphere. If it is not too expensive, it will definitely become a famous spot for online celebrities. Just spread a carpet and put a few bouquets of flowers, but it gave off a bland and unearthly smell.

Xu Du: "Teacher Tony."

Cao Xi thought he heard it wrong: "Who?"

Xu Du told again: "Teacher Tony."

Cao Xi: "The one with the haircut?"

"It used to be, and now it is a returnee wedding planner."

Cao Xi: "..."

Xu Du could tell from his expression that what he wanted to say was - what the hell!

The big red carpet, put the trophies of Zhou Jixing on it, and the scene can be reproduced. The candles are yellow-orange, which is said to be the neutralization of red and white. The flowers must use the freshest and brightest peony flowers to show our The quintessence of history, the windows in the ancient Greek architectural style, and the big red happy words that were pasted abruptly, if it weren't for the two of them, no one would be able to sit in a sedan chair, maybe his father would be able to get him a festive sedan chair.

Teacher Xu's coercive intervention was so obvious that Teacher Tony cried and wanted to switch careers and go back to cut his hair.

Xu Du expressed deep sympathy for this, and by the way asked if there was a discount for making it like this.

"I didn't expect you to get married first." Cao Xi still sighed, he put his paw on the most expensive suit in Xu Du's life, and patted hard, "At that time, it was said that you would be the last one to get married, Back then, with your weak body, I thought you would marry a good wife and mother."

Xu Du laughed.

Cao Xi relied on how much hair she looks today, so she said a lot: "Or the cute type, with an apple face and short hair, do you remember, the girl who brought you water during your high school military training was this type... Forget it, you definitely don’t remember.”

"He's getting married, can you say something nice?" Zhao Zhuo came over with a bottle of water.

Cao Xi shook her finger: "No, no, no, this was originally the part of the bachelor party, crying about the past, looking forward to the future, and finally plunged into the sea of ​​marriage, but isn't it impossible? As a brother, I have to go through all the parts. ?”

"Student Xu Du." He turned his head and asked the client, "How does it feel to be married soon after being single?"

Xu Du: "I don't feel anything."

Cao Xi was dissatisfied: "Tsk, can you, as the client, be happier and more excited?"

Zhao Zhuo couldn't stand it anymore, grabbed Cao Xi, turned to Xu Du and asked, "Where's your family?"

Xu Du looked around, and really didn't know where Zhou Jixing went.

Cao Xi tried his best to break free from Zhao Zhuo's restraint: "Let's go one by one, even if we remember the time when our hair was lush."

Zhang Lele: "Our hair is also very lush now."

"Get rolling." Cao Xi opened the wine, put a few small glasses on the table, and poured them one by one.

Zhao Zhuo said: "Don't make trouble, they will start right away."

Cao Xi: "Take a sip, and Du'er will take a sip."

Xu Du felt that his life was lucky. He was born into a harmonious and happy family. He had friends who took care of him when he was studying. At the age of 30 when he was urged to marry, he accepted the assignment with the feeling that he could be better than Sister Feng. Among 13 billion people, find the number of days of the week.

The little kids who were full of curiosity back then are still not separated today, toasting each other's milestones in life.

Five people, the wine glasses collided together, the wine spilled slightly, and under the bright sun, it was covered with a layer of dazzling gold.

……

The wedding begins.

Cao Xi shouted loudly: "Please let the groom enter—"

The two walked out at the same time, and when they met on the red carpet, Xu Du stopped when he saw Zhou Jixing.

Except for costumes, Zhou Jixing seldom wears all white. He is young and handsome, and his whole body is dressed up and down so that he can directly send it to the cover of a magazine.

Cao Xi: "Grooms, please don't sneak around. If you want to flirt, come up quickly!"

Cao Xi's unscrupulous hosting made everyone laugh.

When they got to the stage, Cao Xi recited his lengthy oath: "Under the witness of Santa Claus, we welcomed two newcomers. May I ask Mr. Zhou Jixing, are you willing to insist on the system of handing over all wages and bonuses and not altering the salary slips? Instead of hiding money in the closet, can I apply for 100 yuan pocket money every month?"

Zhou Jixing laughed: "I am willing."

"Well, very good." Cao Xi turned to Xu Du, "Mr. Xu Du, are you willing to hand over all your salary to this man in good times or in adversity, rich or poor, healthy or sick, young or old?" Has your husband been in the same boat through thick and thin, shared weal and woe, shared weal and woe, and become each other's lifelong partner?"

The breeze was blowing, and the sun was just right. Under the stage was the mother who was already in tears, Xiao He who was frantically taking pictures of them, and the good brother who had just clinked glasses with him.

"Can you, as the person involved, be happier and more excited?"

Xu Du raised his head slightly and looked at his lover tenderly. At this moment, he clearly felt that he was really married from the long and chaotic wedding arrangement.

"I am willing."

Cao Xi: "I declare that you have become husband and wife, exchange rings!"

From the hastily decorated hospital cafeteria to the time when he could finally calmly face Xu Du's trust, Zhou Jixing took out the ring box and put the ring firmly on Xu Du's ring finger.

"Zhou Jixing." Xu Du pushed the ring into Zhou Jixing's finger, Xu Du raised his head, a strong smile melted in his eyes, "I love you."

Xu Du raised his head and kissed the corner of Zhou Jixing's lips. Zhou Jixing was slightly dazed in this straightforward confession. waist, return a sweet kiss.

I love you too.

Love you like the sunshine today.