The Boyfriend Return Policy

Xu Du leaned on his arm, moved his head, and found a position where he could enjoy himself most comfortably: "I still have to go to work."

Zhou Jixing: "Call me, I won't pass in the morning."

Xu Du laughed. He seemed to want to turn over, but he felt too tired to turn over. After struggling for two seconds, he still didn't move. Zhou Jixing simply hugged him, and the two of them were stacked together, Xu Du's chest was pressed against his chest. chest.

In a short period of time, Xu Du didn't feel the discomfort brought by this position, so he enjoyed the tone of love without any resistance.

He poked on Zhou Jixing's face, Zhou Jixing's skin is very good, think about it, Qiao Ying's skin is also very good, probably hereditary, that family still gave Zhou Jixing some things, such as this face, Xu Du felt more and more that he liked Zhou Jixing's face a little too much: "For you, this is called playing big names, isn't it?"

Zhou Jixing: "Xiao, is a pair of kings enough?"

Xu Du's eyes slightly bent: "Who is the king?"

Zhou Jixing looked at him calmly. From the moment he woke up, Xu Du always felt that today's sunshine was different, not annoying, but had a clean smell, like the smell of Zhou Jixing's body.

Zhou Jixing said that he knows which angle of himself looks the best, which action is the most attractive, and how to smile is the last point. But now, he is lying like this, his teeth have not even been brushed, and his hair is disheveled. It's bad, it's the same as all ordinary people who live in life, but Xu Du felt that Zhou Jixing looked at him like this now, and Xu Du throbbed for a while, as if his heartbeat that was too fast last night seemed to revive again.

Zhou Jixing looked at him, his pupils were amber, and there was a laziness in his eyes that had just woken up: "Xu Du."

Xu Du pursed his lips and responded softly, "Huh?"

Zhou Jixing: "I love you."

It is not as vigorous as in any TV series he has acted in, there is no bloody rivers and lakes, and there is no parting of life and death, and it is not even as good as the hardships and obstacles they had a few months ago.

It was just a very peaceful morning, they just woke up, he said this sentence very plainly, as if he said "what do we have for breakfast", and he didn't seem to have to respond to Xudu, just suddenly wanted to say, Just tell him so.

Xu Du pursed his lips and smiled. He lowered his head and hugged Zhou Jixing, but Zhou Jixing didn't hug him back. He closed his eyes and quietly enjoyed Xu Du's intimacy: "Well, I know."

"How many days a week?"

"Ok?"

Xu Du pressed against his neck, his breath smelled of lemon, which was refreshing, and he said, "Find some time, let's take a family portrait, we'll add you."

Xu Du's words brought a short silence, and after a while, the person under Xu Du turned over, hugged Xu Du into his arms, and said, "Okay."

.........

Breakfast is made on a weekly basis. He cuts some ham, and Xu Du eats some next to him, cuts some tomatoes, and Xu Du reaches out to steal some from the side. When the finished product is finished, Xu Du is almost full. Stomach: "No, I can't eat anymore."

Zhou Jixing looked at him speechlessly, and finally found a box and put the prepared sandwiches in it: "Eat it when you're hungry."

Xu Du crossed his arms, watching Zhou Jixing's virtuous appearance from the side: "Tell me about you when you first met, and seeing you now, will he die of anger?"

"No." Zhou Jixing pulled up his bag, "No matter when I am, I can tell that you are my wife."

Xu Du: "Cut, be glib."

Xu Du thought for a while, then kicked him again, of course not the kind of pretentious kick, a real man has to use his strength: "Do you know what fairness is?"

Zhou Jixing picked up the packed bag and pushed him to the door with the other hand. When he reached the entrance, he didn't know if it was out of consideration, but Zhou Jixing took out his shoes for him: "You explain."

"It's an equal exchange." Xu Du supported the shoe cabinet and stepped into the shoes. Before he had time to bend down to tie the shoelaces, Zhou Jixing had already squatted down, "Lift your feet."

Looking at the back of his dark head, Zhou Jixing pursed the corners of his mouth.

Zhou Jixing picked up the heel of the shoe for him, and then neatly tied the shoelace. He waited for Xu Du to put the other shoe on, and listened to him: "Fairness is the foundation of maintaining social law and order. Big countries and small families are no exception, for a peaceful family, first of all, the relationship between family members must be equal."

Zhou Jixing listened to him bullshit, and if he was not equal, could he still squat down and tie his shoelaces?

Xu Du pulled Zhou Jixing, and pulled him up: "In that case, I let you go last night, so you have to let me go today."

Xu Du raised his chin provocatively towards Zhou Jixing. After the provocation, he felt that he was too presumptuous. After all, he was a prudent person (actually not), so Xu Du added another sentence: "At least Orally."

Zhou Jixing: "Husband."

Xu Du: "..."

Listening is what he wants to hear, and he is also the one who is stunned there now.

Xu Du really didn't know what to say for a while, Zhou Jixing was too...too obedient: "...Zhou Jixing, where is your idol burden?"

Zhou Jixing: "I lost it."

Xu Du can't listen to this. He, a little doctor who works from [-] to [-], feels pain in his heart when he thinks of the money he lost in those few days a few days a week. It's like money in your pocket.

"Let's go!" Zhou Jixing suddenly bent down and hugged Xu Du horizontally.

"How many days a week!!" Xu Du grabbed his arm and yelled, the old man can't stand being scared, okay!

Zhou Jixing hugged him and raised his chin: "Lock the door."

"You put me down!"

Zhou Jixing held him still, Xu Du glared at him hard, took out the key and inserted it on the door: "Hey! Come closer! Don't move! The key won't go in! Zhou Jixing...hahaha... "

The two of them seemed to be fighting.

The door was locked, and before Xu Du had time to put the key in his pocket, Zhou Jixing suddenly carried him and sprinted downstairs. The stairs looked like flat ground to him, and only Xu Du could feel the whistling of the wind. Feeling uneasy all the way, Xu Du grabbed Zhou Jixing's shirt, from shouting at the beginning to laughing angrily at the end.

When you go downstairs, you will be full of people. The old ladies and gentlemen take a walk, walk the dog, and buy vegetables. It was so peaceful. Who knew that there was a couple of dogs and men early in the morning, in broad daylight. Under such a hug.

When Xu Du went downstairs, he would be honest if people stared at him like this, half of his face was buried in Zhou Jixing's arms, deceiving himself, how many people in this neighborhood didn't know him.

Zhou Jixing gave a low-swish laugh, and carried Xu Du directly into the car. When Xu Du hit the ground, his heart sank, and he twitched at Zhou Jixing: "Crazy! It's early in the morning. !"

Zhou Jixing: "Shall I get you a pillow cushion?"

Xu Du: "..."

Xu Du didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "I'm really fine. I'm alright. Do you think you're a steamroller? If you crush it, if you crush it, I'll be scrapped? But you, young man, should care about yourself."

Zhou Jixing saw that he was fine, so he started to back up the car. Hearing this, he glanced at him out of the corner of his eye: "What's wrong with me?"

Xu Du: "Let's go to the hospital for an X-ray later."

Zhou Jixing was taken aback for a moment, but Xu Du brought up this again: "I'm fine."

Xu Du frowned, and said seriously, "Go and see."

Zhou Jixing turned the steering wheel and drove the car out along the alley in the community. The green shade mixed with the morning light shone on the car window. Zhou Jixing raised his hand and put on sunglasses: "Didn't you feel sorry for the parking fee , Does it sound as if our family can't get rid of the pot? Why are you willing now?"

Xu Du rolled his eyes halfway, and the other half was lazy: "I won't break your leg."

Zhou Jixing sneered: "Xu Du, you are very stubborn today."

Xu Du must: "Today I am my husband."

Zhou Jixing blocked him, and smiled: "Okay."

.........

When he arrived at the hospital, Xu Du had to go back to the department first. Xu Du looked back at him uneasy, and Zhou Jixing raised his hands in surrender: "I will go, and I will show you the film later."

Xu Du is still not at ease, not to be precise, it is a kind of... a kind of reluctance after a new marriage, although there is nothing wrong with it, but still wants to get together and stick together, after all, this kind of relationship between the other party The time when I can see everything pleasing to the eye is very rare in a long and boring marriage.

Zhou Jixing held the sunglasses in one hand and put the other in his pocket: "Go quickly."

Xu Du: "Put on the mask, and keep a low profile."

Zhou Jixing: "Okay."

Laziness is actually judged by different standards. In Xu Du's case, he is not necessarily a bad thing. For example, Xu Du can complete a series of things very efficiently during normal working hours because he is too lazy to work overtime. Don't procrastinate, because it feels like a waste of time and unnecessary, but at this moment, Xu Du actually wants to look back at Zhou Jixing.

Very slimy.

like being in love.

The relationship between him and Zhou Jixing has been a hodgepodge from the very beginning, meeting, falling in love, and getting married are all mixed together, even they can't tell what is what, but now the feeling is very clear, like being in love.

When the elevator arrived, Xu Du looked up and saw Xiao He who was holding a folder and looking at him with a gossipy face. It's a pity that Xiao He didn't become a gossip reporter: "Oh, you have a spring face."

Xu Du stepped out of the elevator and flicked her forehead: "It's already summer, Miss He."

Xiao He covered his forehead and glared at him: "It's been so long since I haven't seen you, and I'm going to touch him when we meet."

Xu Du: "Ten hot pot meals."

Xiao He instantly filled her big Kazilan eyes with [-] volts, sparkling, but it was only for a moment, and the next second, Xiao He seemed to realize something, and in her eyes, she completed surprise, shock, terror, and pain ... and so on a series of emotional changes.

In the end, Xiao He covered her mouth in surprise, feeling that her life cognition had been subverted: "No way! You won't really kill the male god!!!"

Xu Du gave her a contemptuous look: "Why do I feel sorry for you?"

Xiao He covered his face and nodded, excruciatingly painful: "I never thought that I hit the right CP but reversed the CP!!"

What the hell, Xu Old Man Du didn't understand a word: "Ten hot pot meals aren't enough for you to be happy?"

Xiao He clutched his heart and shook his head in pain: "You don't understand!!"

Xu Du: "..."

Xu Duxin said that you beat me, and you blamed me for not understanding...

Xu Du seemed to be in a good mood. Of course, in Xiao He's eyes, his good mood was a blatant embarrassment. He succeeded! !

She has already brainstormed a hundred thousand words of her dear male god being oppressed with red eyes.

Xu Du didn't understand and asked, "What is reverse CP?"

小何虽然心疼男神，但还是尽职尽责的给许度科普了一番：“就是你以为的1不是1，0不是0，到头来你以为的1成了0，你以为的0成了你万万没想到的1。”

Xu Du: "...you don't twist your tongue when you say it?"

Xiao He shook his head: "Don't go around, I will go to heartache now, listen! The sound of the sea crying!"

Xu Du didn't bother to pay attention to her, and walked towards the end of the corridor, Xiao He followed behind him with small steps, and even bought one get one free to tell him about what is called the first year and what is the next year.

As an old man, Xu Du's ability to learn and accept is not so strong, he can barely understand their young people's strange definitions: "Then I am?"

Don't mention this, Xiao He's tears will fall when you mention it: "Nian Shang!! Nian Shang!! Why not Nian Xia!! The little milk dog under the bed, the little wolf dog on the bed is so good!"

The corner of Xu Du's mouth twitched: "...Do you have any misunderstanding about Zhou Jixing? Or has the fan filter been added to [-] layers?"

Xu Du and Zhou Jixing have known each other for so long, let alone going to bed and getting out of bed, he is going to the world, and he can't get a dime with the little milk dog, okay?

The CP who has worked so hard and has been a real fan can't suddenly change the wall. Xiao He has mixed feelings in his heart and tells himself that true love should not be defined by the world. They should be broad-minded and not hinder love. Bean is a true love fan with free little wings.

Xiao He's psychological construction has been built up to a five-story building, and Xu Du suddenly said: "By the way, you are not rebellious."

Xiao He: "???"

Xiao He turned his head in shock, Xu Du had already waved his hand and left.

Xiao He: "Doctor Xu!!"

Xu Du didn't turn his head back, he just said calmly: "No noise is allowed in the hospital."

Xiao He hurriedly covered her mouth, and shrank her head to look around. Fortunately, in the early morning, those who fetched water, and those who retracted the bed, few had the time to pay attention to them.

Xiao He ran to Xu Du's side and pulled his sleeve: "Doctor Xu, what did you mean just now?"

The corner of Xu Du's mouth twitched: "Secret."

Xiao He: "..."

Secret you bastard! !

.........

Xu Du hadn't been to the hospital for a few months, and a colleague was quite surprised to see him. Xu Du exchanged pleasantries all the way, and even gave Du Zhilin a high-five, until Director Long led him into the office.

Director Long: "Sit."

Xu Du came with the mentality that if you want me or not, I don't have to pack up and just leave. Their family, which is not rich at all, has completely embarked on the path of breaking the pot.

His attitude was relaxed, Director Long told him to sit down, and he sat down.

Director Long: "How's the time going?"