The Boyfriend Return Policy

Xu Du turned his head, half-raised his eyelids, and looked at the lights on the car window. He moved his fingers on his knees, and his fingertips touched the kneecaps, and suddenly called to the driver next door: "We will go every day."

"Huh?" The driver gave him another look.

Xu Du: "Go to the supermarket and buy something, I'm hungry."

Thinking about it a few days ago, he was not at home during this time, and the only food left at home was two packs of mustard. He changed his navigation and found a nearby supermarket.

At this time, there were not many people in the supermarket, and there were no spare masks in the car. Xu Du put the hat on his head. In the name of the hat, he likes the feeling of being pressed twice on his head.

Zhou Jixing has always seen through it without saying it: "Satisfied?"

Xu Du patted his face and smiled with satisfaction: "Let's go!"

Zhou Jixing pushed a shopping cart and walked behind Xu Du. Xu Du glanced left and right: "Weigh some lychees and go out for a while. The lychees are ripe. Is there any bayberry?"

"Squid? I have to go to my mother's tomorrow. I'd better buy something simple."

"No cabbage! I've decided to break up with it for two months! I understand why you ate so much eggplant when you were a child that you don't want to touch it now. Advising people to eat cabbage! You have no conscience!!"

Speaking of this, Zhou Jixing had to defend himself: "I already know how to eat eggplant."

Xu Du: "All right, all right."

Zhou Jixing turned around and put two boxes of eggs into the shopping cart. If Xu Du got up in the morning, he would have the habit of boiling two white water eggs for breakfast. Of course, most of the time he would not have time.

So, Zhou Jixing really doesn't know how he developed this seemingly self-disciplined habit.

At this time, he is still relatively innocent, and has not yet seen through Xu Du's dirty thoughts: "Are you sure you want to do it yourself?"

Xu Du was looking around, looking for an opportunity to replenish equipment. Hearing Zhou Jixing's words, he turned his head back and held the shopping cart with one hand: "Are you tired?"

Zhou Jixing shook his head, pointed to the mangosteen in the freezer: "Do you want to eat?"

The freezer was emitting white smoke, and the water vapor was sprinkled on the black and black mangosteens, making people think of the sweet fruits inside. Xu Du nodded, and after a few weeks, he weighed two catties when he was picking the mangosteens. , Zhou Jixing slowly talked about the previous topic: "I'm not tired, but it's late to go back. When it's done, you'll probably fall asleep hungry."

At this time, most restaurants are closed. If you want to eat, you can only go to the street for supper and snacks. It is estimated that there will be no dinner at twelve o'clock.

Zhou Jixing remembered that when he went out before, Xu Du ate a lot of crayfish, and suggested pragmatically: "Do you want to eat barbecue? Now is the season for crayfish."

Xu Du didn't even think about the night market full of streets, and said without hesitation, "No."

When it was over, he still felt that he had not denied enough, so he added: "I don't want to eat, I don't want to eat at all."

Zhou Jixing was taken aback, he didn't expect Xu Du to refuse so thoroughly, before they went out to eat barbecue, Xu Du ate quite a lot.

How could he have thought that what Xu Du thought was that all success lies in preparation, for example, sometimes it is not suitable to be spicy.

Xu Du waved his hand: "It's fine, it's fine, there's no need to do anything, I'll just eat some fruit, you can continue to pick, and I'll go to the bathroom."

Zhou Jixing looked at him suspiciously.

Xu Du had already waved his hand, left the stall and left.

Xu Du walked quickly, and he was relieved until he couldn't see Zhou Jixing anymore. Xu Du patted his chest, why is he guilty? They have been married for so long, don't these things happen naturally?

It feels like you are going to shave a tiger. Before that, you have to prepare yourself mentally.

The supermarket is not that big, so Xu Du easily found the pharmacy that he had spotted when he came in. He walked into the pharmacy with a hunched chest and sly eyebrows, and wandered around the shelves by himself. The pharmacy clerk probably saw that he had the temperament of a thief. , came over to him and asked him several times, even if Xu Du said he would see it for himself, they persevered in following Xu Du.

Xu Du finally found what he needed. When he was checking out, the store clerk looked at him with indescribable eyes, but Xu Du was satisfied with himself. One small step for preparation, one big step for growth!

Xu Du was carrying a plastic bag, lowered his head, and was thinking about how to hide it so that Zhou Jixing could have a pleasant surprise for his kingly experience.

Xu Du was as distressed as an old man who was thinking about choosing a commemorative gift for his third anniversary girlfriend.

As he was thinking about it, he walked out, wondering if he had finished picking a few lines of Zhou, so he called him and asked him to come out and forget it.

Thinking of this, Xu Du took out his mobile phone and dialed the first number in the call log. When the busy tone sounded, Xu Du didn't pay much attention, and was seriously thinking about his life's major events.

After the call was connected, Xu Du hurriedly raised his mobile phone: "Where are you? I just came out after going to the toilet. Come out and find me."

It was quiet on the phone.

Xu Du was puzzled for a moment: "Hello? How many times a week? Can you hear me..."

"Xu Du."

Zhou Jixing suddenly made a sound.

Xu Du: "Huh?"

Zhou Jixing: "It's the first time I know you get it at the pharmacy."

Xu Du paused for a moment, for a moment, for a moment: "???"

The next second, as if he felt the scorching gaze behind him, he turned his head suddenly. The object of his kingly experience was standing at the door of the drugstore with arms folded, raising his brow proudly, as if saying: "Come here and kneel down to apologize to me."

Xu Du looked at him and rolled down his Adam's apple heavily. He smiled mischievously: "So you are here? You came here very quickly."

Zhou Jixing lowered his brows and walked towards Xu Du with a blank face. In Xu Du's eyes, that was the precursor of a volcanic eruption, and the sound of footsteps was the call of hell. You never know which one is accident and surprise. first come.

When Zhou Jixing walked in front of him, Xu Du blinked guiltily, and then wanted to hide the things behind him. Although this behavior was meaningless to Zhou Jixing, who was not blind but still had a healthy mind, sure enough, the next Seconds later, Zhou Jixing lowered his eyes and picked up the thing Xu Du wanted to hide.

He opened it, twisted out the contents, and raised an eyebrow playfully at Xu Du.

Xu Du: "...in broad daylight and in public, can we keep a low profile?"

Surprisingly, Zhou Jixing didn't say anything, and even wrapped up his things very cooperatively, maintaining a good social atmosphere, except that he confiscated Xu Du's crime tools...

"Xu Du." Zhou Jixing raised his hand and shook the criminal tools he had just confiscated at Xu Du.

Xu Du was breaking out in a cold sweat. He felt that he couldn't keep up with the progress of the plot. Facing the oppressive Zhou Jixing, Xu Du felt very guilty, and even responded with a sense of humility: " Warm."

Zhou Jixing bumped Xu Du's forehead with his bag: "These things are at home."

Xu Du suddenly felt stunned: "???"

The bag was removed, and Xu Du's perspective became clear again. He saw Zhou Jixing's mouth twitching with a half-smile: "What you prepared last time is still waiting for you."

Xu Du: "..."

In addition to his poor experience in love, Xu Du's experience in this area is even more pitiful. He carefully reviewed the things Xiao He sent him two or three times.

Then I let it take its course and thought that the next step would be surprise - shyness - lie down - this and that - embrace a piece of warmth.

Anyway, that's how it was played in the things Xiao He gave.

But he never expected that it was his fart Yueshu who was plotting.

Xu Du didn't speak along the way, he didn't even look at Zhou's face, he thought about his life along the way, and with a scientific and rigorous attitude, he thought about which step went wrong?

At home, Zhou Jixing stopped the car. Based on Xu Du's previous accident, Zhou Jixing, who was no different from bankruptcy, was very shameless and domineering. He borrowed some money from Li Cheng and bought a parking space in the community.

Of course, Xu Du didn't know that his dear object made their poor family worse again.

"Xu Du."

Xu Du didn't react yet.

Zhou Jixing threw the bag from the pharmacy into his arms: "Get out of the car."

Xu Du was suddenly thrown into a bag, and he reacted in a startled manner. After being frightened, he grimaced and bared his teeth at Zhou Jixing.

"What are you nervous about?" Zhou Jixing suddenly bent down towards Xu Du, their chests almost touching each other's chests. The frowns could be clearly reflected in Xu Du's eyes, and when Xu Du heard the sound of his heart beating, he unconsciously clenched his back molars.

Zhou Jixing laughed, Xu Du felt that it was a naked ridicule, no, it was not a feeling, it was a fact, Zhou Jixing undid Xu Du's seat belt with a hook of his finger, he smiled on the right Patted on the cheek: "Why are you nervous, no one has died in life since ancient times, and everyone will die sooner or later."

Xu Du: "..."

Thank you for being uneducated, it made me more nervous...

In the next second, Zhou Jixing, who hadn't even entered yet, fully interpreted what it means to be ruthless, and instantly turned his face away: "Get out of the car."

Xu Du: "..."

Xu Du really wanted to kick him.

fuck you! !

.........

It's really been a long time since Xu Du moved here, and he basically hasn't left his puppy kennel much.

In this neighborhood where there are mostly elderly people, the lights were dimmed early in the night. Xu Du stepped on the stairs, and the sensor light in the corridor flickered twice, and instantly scattered the light, lighting it up in the deep night. one place.

Xu Du stood on the stairs, his shadow stuck to the mottled wall.

Zhou Jixing didn't come back for a while, he was behind Xu Du, carrying two big bags of messy things.

Xu Du opened the door, the room wasn't dirty, and the dust didn't accumulate. When he looked up, he saw the family portrait hanging on the wall. Suddenly thought of something, he lowered his head and smiled.

"What are you laughing at?" Before Zhou Jixing got the point of Xu Du's laugh, he came in from behind. Xu Du took what was in his hand, but Zhou Jixing didn't give it to him, "Go take a bath."

Xu Du: "..."

Zhou Jixing: "Don't look at me, you are the one who is in a hurry, and you will buy these behind my back as soon as you come back. I am just fulfilling my partner's wish."

Xu Du: "..."

No, he doesn't want to now... not at all...

Zhou Jixing smiled, of course, this smile was not half-kind, it was a blatant threat and warning, Xu Du was silent for three seconds, then turned around with the same smile, and the moment he turned around, his face changed instantly.

"Xu Du."

Zhou Jixing called him from behind.

Xu Du's footsteps stopped.

Zhou Jixing put down his things on the spot, then stepped on the carpet, took two steps forward, and turned Xu Du around. Xu Du retracted his shoulders subtly, and looked up at him with his eyelids up.

Zhou Jixing smiled, pressed the back of his head, and kissed the broken hair on his forehead, and gently brushed the broken hair with his fingertips. When kissing, Xu Du subconsciously closed his eyes, and the kiss landed on his forehead. On the eyelids, and then down, Zhou Jixing lifted his chin, tilted his head slightly, and kissed Xu Du's lips.

Zhou Jixing frowned: "I'm looking forward to it."

Xu Du thumped and blushed thoroughly, not at all inferior to the time when he was photographed by the film crew back then: "..."

.........

Xu Du entered the bathroom seemingly calmly, and then locked the bathroom door vigilantly, in case someone was impatient... Bah, there is something wrong.

He just wanted to ask, did you tell him what the situation is now, how to deal with it, and whether it is possible to rescue him?

Xu Du grabbed the doorknob, couldn't bear to think about it, closed his eyes tightly, clicked his tongue unbearably, then turned his head, and saw himself still red on his face in the bathroom mirror.

He is already 31. At this age, in ancient times, a child could have soy sauce a few times. He has not made up for the weight lost before, and some of his overly thin body seems unable to support it.

Holding the phone, Xu Du covered his face weakly and helplessly.

……

After a while, he opened his palm and called Comrade Xiao He, the culprit. As soon as Comrade Xiao He answered the phone, he said that it was almost twelve o'clock. Very unhappy, unless a meal of KFC can coax her well.

Xu Du didn't think about it: "If you settle the matter, I'll treat you to ten meals."

As the saying goes, money can turn ghosts. For a moment, regardless of whether it is twelve o'clock in the daytime or twelve o'clock in the middle of the night, Comrade Xiao He is as if he has been beaten with chicken blood. He is very energetic, and his after-sales attitude has changed 180 degrees. She smiles Said: "Does this gentleman need any help? Dear!"

Xu Du: "Pray online for after-sales service."

Xiao He smiled and said, "Dear, I suggest you speak in human terms."

Xu Du: "I originally wanted to give him a kingly experience, but now he seems to want to give me a kingly service."

There was silence on the phone for a full minute. At this moment when you might lose something at any time, every minute and every second is so precious, and you are playing like a heartbeat. But obviously, Comrade Xiao He didn't feel Xu Du's minute. Heartbeat every second.

Xu Du: "...Why aren't you surprised at all?"