The Boyfriend Return Policy

Xu Du is quite conscientious, and when he came back with an ice cream in his mouth, he knew to bring one for Zhou Jixing.

Xu Du gave him the ice cream: "That girl is looking at you every step of the way."

Zhou Jixing: "Not only that, but also filming the two of us."

Xu Du: "..."

"boarding?"

"Up, up, up!"

Xu Du didn't go for long, and when he looked up at the gate of Shizhong, he was still in a daze. Old Chen greeted him with a smile: "Are you back? Hey, your face is healed, it's so good."

Xu Du: "It's almost done."

Old Chen: "Go back quickly, your father and your mother will go back to buy vegetables, she misses you."

Xu Du and Zhou Jixing walked side by side to the dormitory building. Xu Du had finished eating the ice cream, and there was a bare popsicle stick left. He couldn't find the trash can, so he shook it in his hand, humming in a good mood Tiao Tiao: "Believe it or not, my mother definitely made squirrel mandarin fish."

Zhou Jixing looked at the trash can, put the popsicle sticks in his hand together with his own, and threw them into the trash can.

Xu Du: "The common feature of Chinese old mothers is that when you have something you like to eat, they can cook it for three or four days in a row until you vomit, and they will always remember that you like it."

Speaking of this, Xu Du Chongzhou blinked slyly: "So why don't you explain it to your mother, she will remember that you like parsley and eggplant all your life."

"Take back your heart that fucked to the beach." Zhou Jixing raised his hand and pressed Xu Du's head.

In the afternoon, Xu Du, who was still clamoring that the big brother can't move hands and feet casually, slapped Zhou Jixing's paw away: "The hand that touched the ice cream!"

Zhou Jixing: "If you touch it, it's because you bleed it down."

Xu Du: "...be careful I'll smear your face!"

"I can hear you two bickering through the door!" The door above was suddenly opened from the inside, and the old mother, whom he hadn't seen for half a month, was looking at them with a loving smile, "Come up quickly, and make noise to the neighbors." Already!"

"Mom~Mom~" Xu Du hummed and was pushed up by Zhou Jixing.

In front of Teacher Xu Du Chuzhuang, he suddenly touched his nose in embarrassment.

Teacher Zhuang looked him up and down: "You're thin, and you haven't eaten well?"

Xu Du: "Eat, eat, eat two bowls of rice."

"Nonsense." Teacher Zhuang gave him a contemptuous look, and patted his arm lightly with his hand, "I don't see you eating so much at home, okay, come in quickly, and help your father peel the garlic."

When Xu Du heard that his father was actually working, he raised his eyebrows in surprise, and shouted like a machine gun, biubiubiu: "Dad, Dad..."

Teacher Xu's voice came from inside: "Shouting a ghost! If you have nothing to do, come here quickly and peel this garlic for me!"

It was still the familiar tune, only Mr. Zhuang and Zhou were left at the door.

Zhou Jixing spoke first: "Mom."

Mr. Zhuang: "Come in, you're still very busy? Xu Du is not here, so you can come here too. Don't be afraid, we old people have too much time."

When Xu Du was away, Mr. Zhuang called him a few times, but it was a few weeks a week. He really didn't have the experience of proactively contacting the elders, and he rarely called home.

Teacher Zhuang urged Zhou Jixing to enter the house and gave him the freshly washed fruit, and Zhou Jixing brought the roast duck he just bought to Teacher Zhuang.

Teacher Zhuang: "Are you really buying it? I thought it was sold out at this time. You will try this later, Xu Du will take a bite."

Xu Du and Mr. Xu, father and son went into battle together, and each moved a small bench and sat in the kitchen peeling garlic. The father disliked the slowness of the son's hands and feet, would you do the same with a scalpel?

The son said that he never dared to wield a scalpel, and found a series of defects in the garlic seeds that Mr. Xu had already peeled, such as not peeling them cleanly, or peeling them cruelly.

The father and son hated each other, fell in love and killed each other, and then both of them were driven back with a shovel by Mr. Zhuang, who disliked them for occupying too much space here: "Get out! Get out! If Xiao Zhou is here, I will beat you ten cobblers!"

They were both kicked out, and the father and son still disliked each other and took more positions, causing them to be scolded.

Teacher Zhuang turned around: "Xu Du! Call your grandma! She was still talking about you yesterday!"

Xu Du: "Good!"

Xu Du took out his mobile phone, looking for his grandma to call, while walking on the sofa, lying down is the most comfortable in this world.

"Xu Du."

Xu Du looked up: "Huh?"

Teacher Xu: "Your grandma's fish pond was blown up, so please comfort her well."

Xu Du was taken aback: "Fish pond? Oh, good."

Xu Du remembered which fish pond it was. It should be said that it was difficult for him not to remember. Some things were impressed on each other like the butterfly effect. Mr. Zhuang always remembered that he loved fish, so he casually mentioned it to his grandma while chatting. After a while, grandma had nothing to do in the country, so she called someone to open up a piece of waste land in the country to raise fish.

People of the older generation firmly believe that manual work must be better than machines, and that the ones they raise at home are really nutritious. When they opened such a fish pond, their grandma called them to go back to catch fish every year. Of course, they were not the only ones.

"Grandma." Xu Du took off his shoes and sat cross-legged on the sofa, "Yes, I'm back after today's holiday, my dad? My dad is in the room, and he asked me to comfort you."

Grandma heard it: "What's the point of nagging you, it's true, you're already busy."

Xu Du: "It still happens when I'm on the phone again. What happened to the fish pond? Why did it suddenly explode?"

When grandma talked about this, she became angry. She raised fish for two or three years, and how much it cost to dig a fish pond, so she was blown up like this: "Oh! What a dark heart! I went there yesterday morning and beat you The fish and grass are all alive and kicking, after today, the water has been sprinkled with medicine! My fish pond is all taken away by me! Hey!"

The front and back of the fish pond are empty, there is not even a house, and it is difficult to install a surveillance system. People who really want to do bad things will always find you when you are not paying attention.

Xu Du: "Why don't you stop keeping them? I'll buy you some nice ones, and a big fish tank, and put them in your house. Every day when you wake up, you'll see them swimming there. What do you think?" ?”

"Oh! Don't! Don't waste that money!" Grandma sighed, "What a black heart! We are all neighbors, and people from the same village can do this. He wants to steal two fish, and I don't care about him! Why did you even pick up the pond! This black-hearted person!"

Grandma sighed and scolded there, Xu Du felt uncomfortable hearing it, the most uncomfortable thing was her last sentence: "If I don't raise it anymore, when will you come back to see me, old lady!"

.........

"It's time to eat!" Mr. Zhuang yelled amidst the rumbling sound of the range hood, "Xiao Zhou, you go out first, I'll clean up this, and you call the two of them to eat by the way."

Zhou Jixing: "Okay."

When he went out, Xu Du was still sitting on the sofa, Zhou went over a few lines, and slapped his crossed legs, Xu Du gave him a middle finger, then hung up the phone without saying a few words.

Xu Du: "It's very sad. It's not good if it's too far away. I want to dig a fish pond for her nearby, and then raise a dog to watch it. And if it's close, I can also install a surveillance camera."

Zhou Jixing nodded: "It's time to eat."

Xu Du stretched out his hand.

Zhou Jixing rolled his eyes.

But he still shook his hand and pulled Xu Du up. Xu Du was like a personal card, and fell down as soon as he stood up. The slippers were kicked out from under the sofa, then Xu Du was picked up and placed on the ground.

Xu Du chuckled, and cheerfully pushed Zhou Jixing out: "Let's go!"

Zhou Jixing was helpless: "I haven't called Teacher Xu yet."

Xu Du: "It's okay, he came out by himself after smelling it."

"I hear you talking bad about me all day long!" said Cao Cao and Cao Cao would arrive, and as soon as Xu Du said, oops, the door opened, and Teacher Xu stood there angrily, staring at him and kissing him. son.

My son abandoned Zhou Jixing in a doggy manner, and went to flirt with his father instead: "How could it be? Father's love is like a mountain. I know it. Let's go for a walk and eat. By the way, why is Tao Zheng not here today?" come over?"

"Don't change the subject." The upright teacher Xu slapped the flattering villain Xu Du's hand away from her body, "What about the third year of high school, you didn't take the exam during the third year?"

When Xu Du was in his third year of high school, he was too busy taking exams.

He mourned Tao Zheng.

Teacher Xu sighed: "This kid really has no foundation at all. I'm afraid he won't pass the exam this year. I suggest that he repeat the exam next year and give himself more time."

Xu Du was not surprised at all, not everyone can do counterattacks, that's why they are envied.

At the dinner table, Teacher Zhuang brought out the last dish of squirrel mandarin fish, Xu Du chuckled happily, and raised his eyebrows at Zhou Jixing without looking away.

Teacher Zhuang stood there and took off his apron: "What are you flirting with there? How is your phone conversation with your grandma going?"

Xu Du: "It's okay, when I come back next time, I'll open a new fish pond for her."

Teacher Zhuang sighed: "This is really dark. The old man had a good fish pond, and he was ruined by these fishmongers. Your grandma called your dad last night and cried for a long time. This weekend, I will talk to you. Dad plans to go back, we adults will consider the matter of the fish pond, so you can go to work."

Although Xu Du said that he was tired of eating, the first chopsticks were to poke at the squirrel mandarin fish. The beautiful glazed noodles made a hole for Xu Du. Only with him at the beginning, other people would start with this dish : "Okay, I'll see her next time."

Teacher Xu coughed: "You two went together, there is no reason why you never see your elders."

Zhou Jixing: "Okay."

In Xu Du's memory, when he was a child, the whole family gathered around the dining table and watched the same TV channel. This kind of insignificant atmosphere at the time, as some people grew up and some people got old, it became like Not so easy anymore.

Just like the classmates you used to see every day, you were tired of watching them at the time, but after graduation, it is very difficult for everyone in the class to get together.

Xu Du is very fortunate that the age of 30 means a lot, a new family, new responsibilities, and a new identity. At this age, he can still be a child in this family like when he was a teenager.

Teacher Zhuang has been picking up food for him: "Eat more, didn't you give you food? Why are you so thin?"

Xu Du spat out a fishbone with a tissue: "Is there any? I haven't changed."

Teacher Zhuang: "Go and weigh."

All right, let's call it.

Xu Du supported the table and stood up, wandering around in the hall: "Mom, where is the scale?"

Teacher Zhuang: "It's under the sofa, take it out."

Xu Du leaned on the sofa, bent down, saw that Cheng was really here, he took it out, wiped the dust on it with paper, and was ready: "Okay, it's time to witness the miracle."

Xu Du stepped on the weighing scale with one foot, and the number changed. Xu Du raised an eyebrow, and then stepped on it with both feet.

Xu Du: "..."

Fuck, really thin.

Teacher Zhuang: "How much?"

Xu Du sighed as he came back. He was already thin, and every catty of flesh on his body was a treasure, but now he lost five catties as soon as he lost it.

When Teacher Zhuang saw him sigh, he knew the result: "Look! I said you lost weight! Your mother still can't see you?"

Xu Du sat down, and Zhou Jixing leaned over.

Xu Du stretched out five fingers under the table.

Zhou Jixing raised his eyebrows unexpectedly, and then cruelly put the whole fish head into his bowl.

Xu Du: "..."

Five fingers become one finger, and the name of that finger is the middle finger.

Zhou Jixing laughed, then put the fish head into his own bowl, and then replaced him with a roasted duck leg. The duck leg is the essence of a roast duck. Xu Du put away his precious middle finger contentedly.

Teacher Xu: "What have you been doing recently?"

Xu Du: "Me? I'll do the math."

Xu Du began to count with his fingers: "Cleaning up on the first day, and then two days of physical examination, after that, there will be training interns for the health center, and some people who come to see the doctor. They are all trivial things. If it is hard, if I keep letting me Waiting for that, even if it’s hard, for a month or two, it’s called experience.”

Teacher Xu nodded: "What about you?"

Zhou Jixing was inexplicably named: "Memorizing manuscripts, reading books, playing basketball."

And the occasional meeting with a lawyer.

I didn't say a few words this week, I didn't want to affect their mood.

Like the head of the family, Mr. Xu nodded in satisfaction after listening to their reports, and then wanted to find someone to drink with him, but was scolded by Mr. Zhuang.

After the meal, Xu Du, who had been admiring his father's aggrieved appearance for a long time, walked over "intimately" and said, "Dad, I bought you some new tea, it will be here in a while."

Teacher Xu regained his energy in an instant: "Hey, don't waste that money."

Xu Du took out his mobile phone: "Oh, then I'll tell him, no more."

Teacher Xu held down his cell phone, and with a very serious face, said: "Since I bought everything this time, let's do it, don't waste money next time."

Xu Du was so happy that he turned around and told Zhou Jixing about this matter. It would be over when it was so relaxing. Xu Du's flight tonight meant that he was leaving soon, and he would have to toss about another night.

"Do you have an early shift tomorrow?" The two sat on the sofa together, with the same blanket draped over their bodies.

Xu Du: "I can sleep on the plane, it's the same."