The Boyfriend Return Policy

This... Xu Du really doesn't know.

Xu Du: "How about you come?"

Little Glasses probably thought he was too straight, so he really couldn't count on him, so he really went by himself. After a while, when he came back, he cut the price by one hundred and fifty.

Xu Du applauded on the spot.

Little Glasses: "...Why are you so straight?"

Xu Du was even more excited after hearing this!Finally someone believes that he is straight!

Xu Du: "I'm a straight man."

The two of them carried two big bags of pillows each, and when they were walking back, Xu Du told him so, and the little glasses instantly looked at him with a look of "you're lying to a ghost": "Aren't you the one?"

Xu Du: "Comrade?"

Little Glasses was busy with both hands, and he didn't have a free hand to lift the glasses up. He turned his head in embarrassment, and hummed.

Xu Du: "I'm not."

Xiao Glasses: "...Didn't you marry Zhou Jixing? Didn't he come to see you off?"

Zhou Jixing came to see him off. In the car yesterday, Little Glasses listened to others discussing it all the way.

Xu Du: "Well, they are married."

"Then you don't like him?"

Xu Du admitted frankly: "I like it."

"Then you..." Little Glasses stammered for a long time, "You...why do you talk like that..."

Xu Du was amused, it was quite amusing, he didn't know why other people were so nervous in front of him, it seemed as if he said a word, jumped up and down, and the world would change in some way.

People like to create myths by themselves, whether it is a celebrity or a chess master, no matter what field the bigwig is, he is just an ordinary person who wants to eat and drink, let alone Xu Du is not even a bigwig.

"I'm straight, but I like to have sex every week, how can I say it?" Xu Du raised his head, looking at the faintly flickering sunlight under the sunshade, the corners of his mouth twitched slightly.

Everyone said he was pitiful, a person who was suppressed and abandoned, he finally climbed up to a rich star, and he was confused. Under such verbal discussions, it seemed that Xu Du in their mouth was so pitiful that he was crying every day. But... Little Glasses looked at the man walking beside him, he couldn't see the slightest bit of sadness in him, on the contrary, he was the most natural of them all.

What kind of person am I?

Or what kind of person are you?

Often, I will sum myself up in such words.

But people, it seems that it is not easy to be true to yourself, like small glasses, he can joke with all kinds of people on the Internet, but when he is nervous in front of strangers, his voice will become quieter, okay? It's easy to mess up so helplessly when encountering an opportunity to express yourself, and want to shed tears in the embarrassment of others wanting to bring this matter.

Small glasses are not how the man next to him can't care at all.

Obviously tens of thousands of people are using all kinds of unfriendly words on the Internet to attack the entire medical profession from him, obviously tens of thousands of people are making jokes about him, obviously everyone around him is Secretly paying attention to his every word and deed, but Xu Du still seems to be the same himself.

Xu Du: "Well, how should I put it, I'm not interested in men other than him. There are too few cases, so I probably can't make a rigorous summary."

After finishing speaking, Xu Du smiled: "Let's go, I saw them."

.........

On the first day after Xu Du left, the media released photos of Zhou Jixing getting drunk late at night, and wrote about Zhou Jixing's loneliness with gorgeous writing. Anyway, his back showed them thousands of emotions , so miserable that Heizi was particularly excited.

In fact, Zhou Jixing was just scolded by Ye Zhibi to buy him wine that day.

Yes, scold.

On the first day after Zhou Jixing became a teacher, he almost opened fire.

Ye Zhibi's education method is very ironic. It is not as gentle and steady as Ma Zhenhuan's. Li Cheng is really blind and thinks that he is slumped. This person is probably still as proud even if he has two broken legs.

Zhou Jixing accepted Yao He's comments, but he didn't see anything that Ye Zhibi could be proud of. Being pointed at and scolded by dissatisfied people is obviously not acceptable.

So on the first day, Li Cheng and Yao He patronized the fight and comforted him.

Ye Zhibi didn't care about Zhou's departure or staying. This person is really proud and has no reason at all.

In the evening, Zhou Jixing talked with Xu Du on the phone. Xu Du sat on the bed he had just made, hugged the pillow, and said with a smile, "I heard that my boyfriend got drunk late at night."

Zhou Jixing also laughed. He was still in the car and hadn't returned yet. When Xu Du called, he stopped driving and sat there to rest for a while: "Your boyfriend is here to refute the rumors, it's fake .”

Xu Du: "Really?"

"real."

"Oh~" Xu Du repeated an "oh" a thousand times, "It seems that you don't miss me that much, do you?"

Zhou Jixing: "Xu Du, don't you blush when you say that?"

Xu Du's face was not blushing at first, but when he said this, the heat crept up his face again. Xu Du raised his hand and touched the gauze on his forehead. I forgot.

Xu Du hugged the pillow and lay down on the bed, stretched his legs, and hung them on the wall: "I don't have anything to blush."

Zhou Jixing copied the original words: "Oh, it seems that you don't miss me that much?"

Xu Du laughed and scolded: "Get out!"

The night was quietly enveloped, Xu Du hugged the pillow, his foot hanging on the wall, rubbed his left foot against his right foot, and told him what happened today in the gentle night wind. Xu Du used the style of writing at his peak to describe it How did he stand out from the crowd and save the people from the fire and water? His expression, his actions, his presence like a hero easily captured the hearts of many people!

Zhou Jixing listened patiently, and then summed it up: "Blow it, keep blowing it."

Xu Du exploded: "Who blew it! The fact exists! Why, the small truck is not as good as his tractor? They are all motor vehicles, who is better than the other? Why, the tractor you returned is better than mine. Eight extra tires on my dear pickup truck?"

Zhou Jixing couldn't help laughing over there, he leaned on the car seat, the fatigue of the day quietly disappeared in these 10 minutes of fairy tales: "Duddu."

Xu Du raised his hand and rubbed his red earlobe: "What are you doing? Are you feeling spring?"

Zhou Jixing: "I miss you."

The corner of Xu Du's mouth twitched, and he still couldn't help laughing: "Oh."

Zhou Jixing really didn't expect Xu Du to say, I miss you too, Xu Du just felt that he was old and needed to be steady.

Unexpectedly, after Xu Du finished laughing this time, he squinted his eyes and said to Zhou Jixing, who was isolated thousands of kilometers away, "Well, me too."