The Boyfriend Return Policy
Chapter 187
The two of them were talking behind the scenes, Zhou Jixing, who had finally found time, was like a tool man.
Of course, with such a big heart, he didn't notice this matter at all. Now his mind is full of how to fool his father for a while.
After half a month, Xu Du finally stood at the gate of Lieutenant Colonel Shi again.
The doorman, Old Chen, was still there, but he was not wearing his hat. As soon as Wangcai smelled Xu Du, he barked twice, rushed over quickly, and spun around Xu Du's legs.
Old Chen: "Yo, Xiaodu is back, how is it?"
Xu Du knelt down and touched Wangcai's head: "Okay, aren't they all back?"
Old Chen: "It's good, it's good, it's good, your mother was scared that day. She came to ask me to open the door in the middle of the night, and her hand was shaking."
Xu Du smiled, didn't say anything, but turned his head and saw Tao Zheng, who was 800 meters away from him, couldn't help laughing: "Hahahaha, the little rascal is still afraid of dogs."
Tao Zheng's face darkened instantly.
Even Zhou Jixing smiled, bent down and licked Wangcai, Wangcai is not close to everyone, but it is more obedient to Zhou Jixing, who has never seen him a few times, Zhou Jixing licked him, he And barking!
.........
Because of Xu Du's words, Tao Zheng's face was dark all the way.
Xu Du sprinkled salt on others' wounds without a bottom line: "Oh, isn't it because you are afraid of dogs? It's normal, very normal. Quickly boost your self-esteem."
Tao Zheng wanted to say shut up, but he didn't say it in the end, and turned his head to ignore them.
After going up the stairs, Xu Du turned his head to discuss with Zhou Jixing: "Give me two of the things in your hand."
Zhou Jixing: "Huh?"
Xu Du: "Hurry up, hurry up, I didn't take anything, I let you take it, and I will be scolded later."
Zhou Jixing suddenly let out a snort, and lowered his head to smile, even if he lowered his head, it was not difficult for Xu Du to see the smile hanging on the corner of his mouth.
Zhou Jixing raised his eyes again: "Remember? This is the first time I've been to your house."
The memories between two people are actually very wonderful. At a certain moment, there will be a joke that only the two of them know.
Xu Du was overjoyed for a moment, and stretched out both hands to ask Zhou Jixing: "Hurry up, hurry up! Don't you know that you are my mother's real son!"
"Who kisses the son?"
The two of them were still "quick, quick, quick" when the upstairs door opened, and the old mother stood by the door, looking at the two childish ghosts downstairs.
Xu Du raised his head and smiled like an idiot: "Me! Your dearest dear, Daerzai!"
Teacher Zhuang disliked: "Okay, come up quickly."
Teacher Zhuang saw it all, Xu Du stopped pretending, raised his hand and slapped Zhou Jixing on the back: "Let's go! Let's go!"
Zhou Jixing walked forward with his things in his hands: "Xu Du, don't install the roof tiles for three days."
Xu Du laughed foolishly: "Take it off and I jump off, you follow me."
Zhou Jixing: "Silly boy."
Xu Du made a light wave gesture of Ultraman Tiga: "Bounce back bounce infinite bounce!"
Tao Zheng standing behind them: "..."
For a moment, Tao Zheng couldn't tell who was more childish between the two...
……
As soon as he stepped into this door, Xu Du took a deep breath, and he felt like he hadn't been back for a long time: "Mom, give me a hug."
Teacher Zhuang: "What are you doing... I still have an apron..."
Xu Du opened his arms, and took the initiative to hug Teacher Zhuang. He hugged his mother, and he couldn't say such hypocritical words. Just like that, Xu Du felt a sense of relief: "I'm back."
Mr. Zhuang shook the two hands he was holding up, and blinked his eyes several times with his back to Xu Du: "Hurry up and get out of the way."
Teacher Zhuang put his finger on Xu Du's shoulder and pushed him away: "Did you come in directly? Really, get out quickly."
Xu Du: "Huh?"
Xu Du, who was acting in a warm and family drama one second, was really pushed out the next second. Teacher Zhuang waved to Zhou Jixing, who was still carrying something behind him: "Xiao Zhou, come in quickly."
Xu Du: "...Mom, are you so biased that you want to change your son directly?"
"What are you talking about?" Teacher Zhuang stared, then turned around and asked Zhou Jixing to put down his things, and followed her. Xu Du waited at the door for a while, and saw Zhou Jixing bringing a large iron pot over. The inside is pitch black, and it looks like the kind used to warm the fire when I was a child.
Xu Du squatted down, tiptoe pointing, he stretched out with great interest, touched the black ash by the edge of the iron pot, and then was slapped away by Teacher Zhuang who came over: "Mom, What are you doing?"
Teacher Zhuang ignored him, and gave the lighter to Zhou Jixing. Zhou Jixing bent down and lit the iron pot. The rapidly ignited flame jumped in front of his eyes, and the orange fire reflected on Xu Du's face. , a family has experienced too much.
Looking at Zhou Jixing, he straightened up, and reached out to him on the opposite side of the iron pot: "Come here."
Teacher Zhuang: "Hurry up, get rid of the bad luck, if the bad luck doesn't enter the door, all the good fortune will come."
Xu Du really couldn't laugh or cry: "Do you want to be so feudal and superstitious?"
Mr. Zhuang, a people's teacher, fooled Aunt Wang so much that he even used this trick. He even borrowed the pot from others, so Mr. Xu, who insisted on science and opposed superstition, didn't even show his face. In his words It's just—I don't think it's embarrassing.
Teacher Zhuang: "Hey! What's the matter! It's not that you are asked to dance to the big god, just cross a basin!"
Zhou Jixing: "Come here."
Tao Zheng, who had been sticking behind Xu Du all this time, couldn't stand it any longer, he groaned, and bumped Xu Du's heel with his shoe: "Hurry up."
Xu Du sighed: "Okay."
He supported his knees, stood up, moved in place, and even did some stretching exercises, which completely exhausted the patience of everyone present. Teacher Zhuang almost took a fly swatter and slapped him to death.
Xu Du raised his leg and leaped over the flames in one step. In the next second, his hand landed firmly on Zhou Jixing's palm. Xu Du smiled, his brown eyes were filled with orange afterglow, and his lover.
"Welcome back." Mr. Zhuang patted him on the shoulder, "Okay, greeting the guests, I have to cook and serve your family."
Xu Du smiled: "Okay."
He watched Mr. Zhuang enter the kitchen, Zhou Jixing put his shoulders on him, Xu Du nodded, and then Zhou Jixing followed into the kitchen.
Xu Du took a deep breath, his raised shoulders fell again, and he blinked into the air: "Okay! Classmate Tsundere come and meet your idol!"
Tao Zheng: "Don't call me random nicknames."
Xu Du didn't hear this at all, and walked into the living room, mumbling: "Dad! Dad, Dad, Dad! My dear old father!"
"It's called the soul!" The door of the master bedroom slammed open. After all, after decades of teaching, the smell of books on Mr. Xu's body is still extremely strong.
Of course, with such a big heart, he didn't notice this matter at all. Now his mind is full of how to fool his father for a while.
After half a month, Xu Du finally stood at the gate of Lieutenant Colonel Shi again.
The doorman, Old Chen, was still there, but he was not wearing his hat. As soon as Wangcai smelled Xu Du, he barked twice, rushed over quickly, and spun around Xu Du's legs.
Old Chen: "Yo, Xiaodu is back, how is it?"
Xu Du knelt down and touched Wangcai's head: "Okay, aren't they all back?"
Old Chen: "It's good, it's good, it's good, your mother was scared that day. She came to ask me to open the door in the middle of the night, and her hand was shaking."
Xu Du smiled, didn't say anything, but turned his head and saw Tao Zheng, who was 800 meters away from him, couldn't help laughing: "Hahahaha, the little rascal is still afraid of dogs."
Tao Zheng's face darkened instantly.
Even Zhou Jixing smiled, bent down and licked Wangcai, Wangcai is not close to everyone, but it is more obedient to Zhou Jixing, who has never seen him a few times, Zhou Jixing licked him, he And barking!
.........
Because of Xu Du's words, Tao Zheng's face was dark all the way.
Xu Du sprinkled salt on others' wounds without a bottom line: "Oh, isn't it because you are afraid of dogs? It's normal, very normal. Quickly boost your self-esteem."
Tao Zheng wanted to say shut up, but he didn't say it in the end, and turned his head to ignore them.
After going up the stairs, Xu Du turned his head to discuss with Zhou Jixing: "Give me two of the things in your hand."
Zhou Jixing: "Huh?"
Xu Du: "Hurry up, hurry up, I didn't take anything, I let you take it, and I will be scolded later."
Zhou Jixing suddenly let out a snort, and lowered his head to smile, even if he lowered his head, it was not difficult for Xu Du to see the smile hanging on the corner of his mouth.
Zhou Jixing raised his eyes again: "Remember? This is the first time I've been to your house."
The memories between two people are actually very wonderful. At a certain moment, there will be a joke that only the two of them know.
Xu Du was overjoyed for a moment, and stretched out both hands to ask Zhou Jixing: "Hurry up, hurry up! Don't you know that you are my mother's real son!"
"Who kisses the son?"
The two of them were still "quick, quick, quick" when the upstairs door opened, and the old mother stood by the door, looking at the two childish ghosts downstairs.
Xu Du raised his head and smiled like an idiot: "Me! Your dearest dear, Daerzai!"
Teacher Zhuang disliked: "Okay, come up quickly."
Teacher Zhuang saw it all, Xu Du stopped pretending, raised his hand and slapped Zhou Jixing on the back: "Let's go! Let's go!"
Zhou Jixing walked forward with his things in his hands: "Xu Du, don't install the roof tiles for three days."
Xu Du laughed foolishly: "Take it off and I jump off, you follow me."
Zhou Jixing: "Silly boy."
Xu Du made a light wave gesture of Ultraman Tiga: "Bounce back bounce infinite bounce!"
Tao Zheng standing behind them: "..."
For a moment, Tao Zheng couldn't tell who was more childish between the two...
……
As soon as he stepped into this door, Xu Du took a deep breath, and he felt like he hadn't been back for a long time: "Mom, give me a hug."
Teacher Zhuang: "What are you doing... I still have an apron..."
Xu Du opened his arms, and took the initiative to hug Teacher Zhuang. He hugged his mother, and he couldn't say such hypocritical words. Just like that, Xu Du felt a sense of relief: "I'm back."
Mr. Zhuang shook the two hands he was holding up, and blinked his eyes several times with his back to Xu Du: "Hurry up and get out of the way."
Teacher Zhuang put his finger on Xu Du's shoulder and pushed him away: "Did you come in directly? Really, get out quickly."
Xu Du: "Huh?"
Xu Du, who was acting in a warm and family drama one second, was really pushed out the next second. Teacher Zhuang waved to Zhou Jixing, who was still carrying something behind him: "Xiao Zhou, come in quickly."
Xu Du: "...Mom, are you so biased that you want to change your son directly?"
"What are you talking about?" Teacher Zhuang stared, then turned around and asked Zhou Jixing to put down his things, and followed her. Xu Du waited at the door for a while, and saw Zhou Jixing bringing a large iron pot over. The inside is pitch black, and it looks like the kind used to warm the fire when I was a child.
Xu Du squatted down, tiptoe pointing, he stretched out with great interest, touched the black ash by the edge of the iron pot, and then was slapped away by Teacher Zhuang who came over: "Mom, What are you doing?"
Teacher Zhuang ignored him, and gave the lighter to Zhou Jixing. Zhou Jixing bent down and lit the iron pot. The rapidly ignited flame jumped in front of his eyes, and the orange fire reflected on Xu Du's face. , a family has experienced too much.
Looking at Zhou Jixing, he straightened up, and reached out to him on the opposite side of the iron pot: "Come here."
Teacher Zhuang: "Hurry up, get rid of the bad luck, if the bad luck doesn't enter the door, all the good fortune will come."
Xu Du really couldn't laugh or cry: "Do you want to be so feudal and superstitious?"
Mr. Zhuang, a people's teacher, fooled Aunt Wang so much that he even used this trick. He even borrowed the pot from others, so Mr. Xu, who insisted on science and opposed superstition, didn't even show his face. In his words It's just—I don't think it's embarrassing.
Teacher Zhuang: "Hey! What's the matter! It's not that you are asked to dance to the big god, just cross a basin!"
Zhou Jixing: "Come here."
Tao Zheng, who had been sticking behind Xu Du all this time, couldn't stand it any longer, he groaned, and bumped Xu Du's heel with his shoe: "Hurry up."
Xu Du sighed: "Okay."
He supported his knees, stood up, moved in place, and even did some stretching exercises, which completely exhausted the patience of everyone present. Teacher Zhuang almost took a fly swatter and slapped him to death.
Xu Du raised his leg and leaped over the flames in one step. In the next second, his hand landed firmly on Zhou Jixing's palm. Xu Du smiled, his brown eyes were filled with orange afterglow, and his lover.
"Welcome back." Mr. Zhuang patted him on the shoulder, "Okay, greeting the guests, I have to cook and serve your family."
Xu Du smiled: "Okay."
He watched Mr. Zhuang enter the kitchen, Zhou Jixing put his shoulders on him, Xu Du nodded, and then Zhou Jixing followed into the kitchen.
Xu Du took a deep breath, his raised shoulders fell again, and he blinked into the air: "Okay! Classmate Tsundere come and meet your idol!"
Tao Zheng: "Don't call me random nicknames."
Xu Du didn't hear this at all, and walked into the living room, mumbling: "Dad! Dad, Dad, Dad! My dear old father!"
"It's called the soul!" The door of the master bedroom slammed open. After all, after decades of teaching, the smell of books on Mr. Xu's body is still extremely strong.
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