The Boyfriend Return Policy

The corner of Xu Du's mouth curled up, and he smiled lightly.

Tao Zheng took off his hat, he looked at Xu Du, still the same, with an awkward expression on his face, and choked out a sentence: "It's not that serious."

Xu Du retorted: "Come here now, have you finished your homework?"

Tao Zheng's face darkened, and Xu Du obviously picked which pot he didn't open.

Holding a fruit knife, Xu Du pointed to the door behind him: "Close the door, come and talk."

Tao Zheng closed the door, walked over, Xu Du pointed to the chair next to him, Tao Zheng pulled it over and sat down.

"Taste it." Xu Du handed him the chopped mango, "After tasting it, I'll praise Brother Kua's knife skills."

Tao Zheng: "Don't eat."

Xu Du tut: "Little Tsundere."

Tao Zheng: "Don't talk nonsense."

"Okay, okay." Tao Zheng refused to eat, he ate, Xu Du directly inserted a piece with a fruit knife, put it in his mouth, chewed it, it was quite sweet, Xu Du was fascinated, "Then this is not proud Jiao's little classmate, what can you do with me?"

The little classmate who was not arrogant said, "What are you doing now?"

"Now?" Xu Du groaned, thinking while resting his chin, and then concluded, "Probably stepped on Liangliang's door."

Tao Zheng: "I mean your injury."

Xu Du doesn't look scary now, at most it's just a few extra gauzes on his face, and he recently fed his old mother with the standard of one chicken a day to supplement nutrition, his complexion is much ruddy, and he is still a white and handsome boy with single eyelids: "Um?"

Tao Zheng: "Is it the person who broadcast the call?"

All right, Xiao Aojiao's stern face today is not only arrogance, but also a trace of anger.

Xu Du: "Are you worried?"

Tao Zheng didn't speak.

Xu Du put away the plate and fruit knife, shook the table back, then lifted the quilt, crossed his legs and sat face to face with Tao Zheng, he raised his hand, and touched Tao Zheng's head, Xu Du didn't know that he was What kind of existence is it for Tao Zheng, but at least the child still remembers him. When he touched his head, Tao Zheng didn't hide: "Don't worry, we will take care of it. Let's talk about it. How is school?"

It's March, and after doing the math, Tao Zheng has more than three months left before the college entrance examination.

Tao Zheng looked away: "That's it."

It seems that I still don't understand the class.

Xu Du glanced at the schoolbag behind him: "Did you bring your homework?"

Tao Zheng: "Yes."

Xu Du: "Take it out, I'll teach you."

That's what it said, Xu Du is a Ph.D., no matter what, he won't be unable to solve high school problems.

But half an hour later...

Holding the pen, Xu Du drew up a whole page of drafts: "Wait a minute, I'll make it right away...Wait a minute, right away...fuck..."

Tao Zheng: "..."

Xu Du struggled to solve a question for more than 40 minutes, and finally made a mistake. Before Tao Zheng had time to complain, Xu Du held the answer and stared at it, as if if he stared for a while, the answer would be Will be afraid of terrible forces, voluntarily surrender and change it to the answer he wrote: "Impossible! Where did I write wrong!"

Tao Zheng: "...how much did you score in the college entrance examination? Are you in a junior college?"

Xu Du roared angrily: "I'm 985! It's a few points more than the first line! It's all right!"

Tao Zheng: "..."

Tao Zheng looked at Xu Du who was roaring, and then at the draft he wrote, and felt that he was really kind, so he didn't want to expose the last stubbornness of the middle-aged man.

He didn't expose it, but Xu Du was dissatisfied: "...What kind of eyes are you looking at? Don't you believe it? Do you want me to show you my graduation certificate?"

Kind little classmate: "Yeah."

"Perfunctory!" Xu Du yelled loudly, and then called his father. His father happened to be playing chess with someone online in the office, and he was about to lose, so he picked up the phone in a hurry, and He hypocritically cared for Xu Du, and then learned that Xu Du couldn't solve a small high school math problem, so he completely tore off his hypocritical mask, and loudly scolded Xu Du as a useless thing, what a waste His excellent genes and years of painstaking one-on-one education.

The father and son were evenly divided in the matter of shamelessness. After some hypocrisy, Teacher Xu began to give advice to the stupid son.

Xu Du was perfunctory, and praised Teacher Xu for being awesome, then turned on the loudspeaker and listened to Teacher Xu finish the question.

Xu Du hadn't touched these things for many years. Teacher Xu said a little, and he understood. In the second half of the journey, he looked at Tao Zheng. Tao Zheng listened quite seriously, nodding to the phone while taking notes.

Teacher Xu: "Do you understand?"

Tao Zheng nodded, and the little fan immediately said, "Understood."

Teacher Xu: "Then hang up the phone first as a teacher."

After hanging up the phone, Brother Tao Zheng's eyes still haven't faded away, Xu Du even suspects that Teacher Xu has a light in his eyes: "Is that your father?"

Xu Du: "Ah."

Tao Zheng: "Your father is amazing!"

Xu Du was not convinced: "I am also very good!"

Tao Zheng: "Hehe."

Xu Du: "..."

All right, he wants to kick this useless thing out!

Tao Zheng was still biting the tip of his pen, looking at the notes just now, after thinking about it, his admiration did not decrease but increased: "I couldn't understand it at school, but I understood it once your father said it, it's amazing."

Xu Du really wanted to add that he is still in the novice group of Go.

and many more……

"That..." Xu Du held his forehead, thinking hotly, "If you want to learn from him, it's not impossible."

Xu Du had never seen Tao Zheng's eyes so bright before: "Really?!"

"Ah." Xu Du nodded, "Can you play chess?"

Tao Zheng looked confused: "What chess?"

"Forget it." Xu Du waved to him, "Come here, I'll teach you."

When Zhou Jixing came back, Xu Du was still playing chess with Tao Zheng. As expected, children at this age can learn everything quickly: "Hey, chess with two or more eyes is a live chess, you go here..."

Tao Zheng: "This?"

Xu Du: "Think for yourself."

Zhou Jixing glanced at it, walked in, took off his coat and hung it up, just when Xu Du looked up, saw Zhou Jixing and smiled: "I'm back, okay, Tao Zheng, you graduated, you can get out .”

Tao Zheng: "..."

"roll roll roll."

Xu Du said that if he chased someone, he really chased him: "I will be discharged from the hospital the day after tomorrow, at eight o'clock in the morning, come pick me up, and I will take you to see your teacher."

Tao Zheng was pushed towards the door by him, and he was still very worried about Xu Du being unreliable: "This...is this all right?"

Xu Du said clearly: "Of course, if you can play chess, if you still can't beat my father, he will be happy, and you have perfectly mastered another skill."

Tao Zheng: "What?"

Xu Du held Tao Zheng's shoulder with one hand, and pushed him out of the door for the last step: "Blow rainbow fart."

Tao Zheng: "..."

Xu Du: "I believe in you, you can do it."

"..."