The Boyfriend Return Policy

Now Zhou Jixing is gone, Teacher Zhuang is gone, Xu Du quickly took out his phone, and clicked on the takeaway app that he hadn't visited for a long time, he wanted to eat, fried!baked!spicy!Who wants to eat stewed chicken soup with mushrooms and ginseng!

Xu Du secretly searched for restaurants selling barbecue in the software, and found one with good reviews. Xu Du quickly ordered there, spicy?All must be spicy, vegetarian?Who eats barbecue and is vegetarian!

It can be seen from this that men's mouths are deceiving ghosts.

After submitting the order, Xu Du looked at the long list of orders and was satisfied, feeling that he had found hope in his life again!

He put down his phone, lowered his eyes, and accidentally saw the ring on the ring finger of his right hand.

Xu Du blinked, rolled up the quilt, and wrapped himself in the quilt. The warm touch surrounded him. Xu Du rubbed the pillow and laughed.

Some waiting is worthwhile and beautiful. That kind of beauty will be transformed into a takeaway boy who will give you a happy call.

Xu Du lay on the bed, stacked two pillows together, and put them on the back of his head. Today is a sunny day, the temperature has risen, and even Xu Du doesn't feel cold anymore. On top of the quilt, with the song humming in his mouth, his left foot slowly rubbed against his right foot: "Yo Ho Ho ~ Yo Ho Ho ~ Toasty guests, fine wine, Facing the wind and rain and the huge waves, there is me under the clear sky My favorite flag is flying~”

Xu Du is in this position, holding his mobile phone and reading comics very comfortably. He didn’t read "Ghost Slayer: Blade" before reading chapter 170. Now he takes it out and reads it again. Tsk, that’s a bloody and tragic plot—— - The upright leader blew himself up as a bait, and died without a whole body, and his subordinates had broken arms and legs. Xu Du originally thought that they would retire with serious injuries, and they would end up bragging with their grandsons when they got old. All dead, those who are not dead are also blind, blind, and disabled.

Xu Du calmly counted the hung up characters, then squinted his eyes and continued to read, the phone call came at this time, Xu Du saw the word "ancestor", inevitably guilty, blinked at the air, and then took a deep breath , answered the call from Uncle Zhou: "Hello."

Zhou Jixing: "Still sleeping?"

"Hmm..." Xu Du yawned artificially, "I'm so sleepy, why..."

"Don't sleep." Zhou Jixing seemed to believe Xu Du's nonsense, "If you sleep again, you won't be able to sleep at night, so get up, sit down, and eat something."

Xu Du turned over, and his legs were exposed in the air. Xu Du lifted his legs in the air, and then clamped the quilt in an arc, and pressed his chin against the quilt: "Let's talk, I'll sleep for a while ,work on your businesses."

Xu Du said this very naturally and calmly, he can give himself full marks for his acting skills!

Zhou Jixing: "Oh? Haven't eaten yet?"

Xu Du was serious: "I'll talk about it later, I don't want to eat now, well, I don't have time to chat with you, besides, I'm sleepy and I'm leaving."

The acting is simply superb!So smooth!Just the last step!When Xu Du was about to hang up the phone, he suddenly heard Zhou Jixing on the other end laughing, sneering, with a strong death threat, no less than your high school teacher telling you: Xu Du, I am very disappointed in you.

Zhou Jixing's laugh was fleeting: "I thought you were hungry."

Xu Du's guilty conscience was rising biubiubiu: "...Yeah, it's okay."

"Huh?" Zhou Jixing lowered his voice, seeming slightly puzzled, "My dear boyfriend, why did you suddenly stutter?"

Xu Du: "..."

Xu Du had a very bad premonition: "...how many days a week, where are you now?"

"Me?" Zhou Jixing muttered, "Of course I helped you get takeaway."

Xu Du: "..."

Three atomic bombs bombarded Xu Du's heart continuously. In an instant, hope, love, and peace all disappeared, leaving endless threats and cruelty...

click -

Xu Du raised his eyes, staring at the doorknob, he couldn't help swallowing.

The doorknob was turned, and there was a fine mechanical sound.

Xu Du quickly lifted the quilt and covered his face, the black in front of his eyes is not black, what white do you mean, anyway, he can't see anything, he doesn't know anything.

And the person he refused to see was leaning against the door with folded arms, a white takeaway bag was still hanging on the tip of his right finger, and the oil on it could be seen through the bag.

Zhou Jixing leaned against the door, raised his eyes slightly, looked at the lump on the bed without emotion, and let out a sigh.

This sound, like ice, passed along Xu Du's spine, and Xu Du subconsciously raised his body.

"What are you hiding?" Zhou Jixing stepped on his long legs, stepping on his leather boots on the solid ground, stepping on and off, just like the special effects of a movie, as if the sound was close to his ears.

The man stopped by the bed, condescending, like a king: "Don't you want to eat? Why don't I bring it back for you? Huh?"

Xu Du scolded his mother in the quilt, fuck fuck fuck, this person won't come back sooner or later, he has to do it now, fortunately he still showed his lifelong acting skills on the phone.

Zhou Jixing sighed: "Didn't I tell you not to cover your head under the quilt?"

never mind!

Xu Du threw off the quilt in a broken jar, straightened up a salted fish, sat up, the quilt fell, Xu Du revealed a small resentful face, and he stared at Zhou Jixing, staring at him.

As we all know, people are most likely to beep when they have a guilty conscience, just like countless cheating men, when their conscience is guilty, his voice will be higher than yours, and he will deeply reprimand you for distrusting the relationship between husband and wife. Then he talked about his difficulties at work as if complaining, and concluded that - I am already like this, can't you be more considerate?

Xu Du: "I just want to eat some barbecue, what's wrong? Didn't I have my liver cut off, my lungs broken and some major surgery, isn't it just a few small incisions? Am I a doctor, or are you a doctor?"

Day of the week: "..."

Xu Du stared at him fiercely: "What are you looking at me for? Why are you looking at me! Anyway, it's not you who has a clear soup all day long! It's not you who are trapped in this small bed all day long! You people, Everything is a light sentence, have you ever thought about the feelings of those of us who are enduring temptation all the time!"

Day of the week: "..."

The conclusion of the final statement: "I am already like this, and you still threaten me! Do you still have a conscience! Break up! I will have a barbecue with you in the future!"

The corners of Zhou Jixing's mouth twitched speechlessly: "I didn't even know that an idol with more than 1000 million fans who served food and sleep every day had such a miserable life."

Xu Du's heart stopped, and he looked away guiltily.

Zhou Jixing looked at his profile, Xu Du's right cheek was more serious than the left half of his face, maybe Ding Kai's force was biased to this side at that time, Xu Du had six crazy stitches on his forehead, if he doesn't do scar removal in the future , you can only cover it with bangs.

Zhou Jixing lowered his eyelids and sighed: "Come here, I can only eat two skewers."