The Boyfriend Return Policy

Xu Du rolled his eyes: "Are you surprised? Can you position yourself more accurately? You are exaggerating."

"Okay, okay, let him boast." Cao Xi beckoned Zhao Zhuo to come over and ask, "Xiaodu, you have no right to remain silent now, and every word you say will become evidence in court, come on, let's start."

Xu Du didn't want to talk about it a bit: "It's nothing."

"Look!" Cao Xi turned to Zhao Zhuo and said, "Let me just say, he must be holding back again!"

Xu Du: "..."

Cao Xi said earnestly, "Du'er, do you know when was the last time you looked like this?"

Xu Du smiled: "What about me?"

Cao Xi: "You don't care what he does, I say that now, you just cooperate with me and say that you don't know, and then I will tell you the answer."

It has to be said that Cao Xi's playful appearance made Xu Du more relaxed. Whether facing Zhou Jixing or the two elders, Xu Du always felt guilty: "Well, tell me."

Cao Xi announced the answer: "The time when the godmother had an accident."

Xu Du was silent.

Cao Xi: "Although you didn't shed tears at that time, you just didn't say a single word. You and Teacher Xu couldn't cook, so you asked the aunt next door to help. You took them there every day and ran between the school and the hospital. Then It's summer, the temperature is almost forty degrees, every time you come back, the whole back is wet..."

As Cao Xi talked, he sighed: "At that time you talked less, I don't know if it was really frightened, or what, we made you laugh in different ways every day, do you remember? Zheng Fengduo You are a prudish person, and even donated your belly to us for graffiti, just that time, you laughed."

Xu Du remembered that they drew a turtle on Zheng Feng's stomach with marker pens, and then they were chased by Zheng Feng from the third floor to the sixth floor. On that day, Cao Xi's screams could be heard throughout the building.

Cao Xi: "You're not like us. Being sad and angry is as normal as eating. Maybe people who really don't think about it feel particularly uncomfortable when they think about it."

Xu Du laughed, "Say it as if I'm awesome."

There are some things that he can't tell the two teachers, and he can't tell Zhou Jixing, but his friend can. When Xu Du said it, he forgot whether to be pretentious or not.

He said how he and Zhou Jixing knew each other, how they really knew each other, and how they got together. He said that the guilt in his heart was an inescapable hurdle.

Cao Xi held his chin: "You think you have cheated a lot of people, so you can't bear it."

Xu Du: "A little bit."

Cao Xi: "Let's put this matter on us ordinary people. In fact, it's about playing with other people's feelings and watching them jump up and down for themselves. How can I say this? Selling rot, right? It's quite unethical, but For Brother Zhou, this is a daily behavior, right?"

Zhao Zhuo slapped him: "How do you talk?"

Cao Xi pushed his hand away, "I'm just analyzing it carefully, don't disturb me, Xiaodu, I feel that I have not only cheated the fans, but most importantly cheated the godfather and godmother, and the godmother felt sorry for him and forced him to learn He got a doctor, and now he is forcing him to have a fake couple with someone he didn't know before, and now the godmother feels guilty for you, and you feel sorry for the godmother, and then you two have mutual stalks in your heart, and you have to talk to each other. Be careful not to touch this piece, it's uncomfortable, right?"

Xu Du: "Yes."

Cao Xi: "You want to apologize, but this matter is not just about you, there is also Zhou Xiaoge in it, he has a special status, you have to admit it, he is not only the first celebrity who came out publicly, but also the first A star who publicly admits to be a rotten star will definitely be infamous forever."

"Ah."

Cao Xi concluded: "So this is what you are bothered about, and it has something to do with your injury! Take it seriously!"

Xu Du: "..."

It’s really hard for Xu Du to say, it’s mixed with Zhou Jixing’s family affairs, he can’t say it, but Zhao Zhuo is a rational person, so he gave Cao Xi a hand: “Okay, if it wasn’t for you last time, as for the whole class Do you know that Du'er has been assigned a partner?"

For a while, even Cao Xi shut up.

That incident on the Internet... It is said to be Xu Du's high school classmate, anyone who thinks about it will know who it is, Sun Zihui is not honest, she has never confessed to her before, and now she is married, come to ask if we can get together .

Putting this matter aside for the time being, what does it mean to play with a female classmate's feelings?Please, if Xu Du can play, as for being single until the age of 30, does he still have to rely on the state's distribution?What else is it? Cao Xi was the one who asked about this at the time, and Cao Xi was really furious when he saw Weibo.

But Sun Zihui was a girl anyway, and she was their high school classmate. Cao Xi and Zhao Zhuo really didn't want to make it too harsh.

Xu Du didn't hear what was going on outside the window, and only felt that there was something wrong with their expressions: "What's the matter?"

Cao Xi: "Fuck! Is your mobile phone a decoration! You don't even know that!"

As Cao Xi spoke, he was so excited that he wanted to pat his thigh, but Zhao Zhuo quickly stopped his hand: "I want to pat you!"

Cao Xi tut: "Stingy."

Xu Du: "Don't look at me like that, just tell me, I haven't seen Weibo for a long time."

It's just that I haven't clicked it a few times.

Cao Xi: "Then do you know that this week you and your partner have been trending every day?"

Xu Du shook his head.

Cao Xi: "Then do you know that Brother Zhou hasn't responded to these things until now?"

Xu Du didn't know much. About this, they were still stuck in the last time he asked Zhou Jixing to calm down and not to call the police impulsively. Later, for various reasons, neither of them mentioned this matter again. Xu Du really didn't know Zhou Jixing A few lines have been silent on the Internet for so long.

Cao Xi looked at him with disgust, as if looking at his grandma who didn't know how to use WeChat: "Tsk..."

Xu Du: "Speak the business."

Cao Xi told him about Sun Zihui, but in the end he couldn't hold back and said that Sun Zihui's handling of this matter was unreasonable.

Xu Du didn't say anything: "Forget it."

Cao Xi was shocked: "Du'er, have you seen the halo of the Virgin above your head?"

"...Get out." Xu Du lowered his eyes and squeezed his fingers, "It's not easy, if you like someone for ten years, and then this person never looks at you at all, can you not be angry?"

Cao Xi: "Fuck! I'm sure I'll be hated because of love!"

Xu Du: "So, let's forget about it, anyway, it's not so bad now."

When Cao Xi heard it, he still thought it made sense: "Then what are you doing now? You are struggling in your heart, and there are a lot of shit going on outside, do you want me to open a few trumpets and help you scold me back?"

Xu Du pinched his fingers and paused for a moment: "Let's talk about it, I don't even bother to think about it, it makes me have a headache, so go away."