The Boyfriend Return Policy
Chapter 144 Couple relationship
Xu Du came out of the hospital and walked to the parking lot habitually, only to realize that he didn't drive over.
He stood alone in the empty parking lot, and the underground parking lot was still damp and dark all year round.
The night before yesterday, he was with Zhou Jixing.
Yesterday, they were squeezed together on a rollaway bed.
Now... Zhou Jixing has run away.
Xu Du: "Fuck, don't even tell me when you leave."
Xu Du rumpled his messy hair, took out his mobile phone, and was about to check the time, but he didn't check the time, so he first looked at the message sent to him by Zhou Jixing:
- I put the car keys in your pocket
--gone
——Still think of me
Xu Du couldn't laugh or cry: "Crazy."
Sure enough, Xu Du's little Buick parked in the corner. Xu Du got into the car and sat down. He hadn't even fastened his seat belt yet, so he replied to Zhou Jixing first.
- off work, get on the bus, goodbye
Xu Du held the phone and waited for a few minutes, but he didn't reply after a few trips, probably because he was busy, so Xu Du didn't bother, put away the phone and fastened his seat belt back.
For the few days of Chinese New Year, Xu Du planned to stay at Mr. Zhuang's place. He couldn't take a few days off. If he could spend more time with his parents during Chinese New Year, he should spend more time with his parents.
During dinner at night, Mr. Zhuang suddenly asked him, "Is Xiao Zhou not on good terms with his sister?"
Xu Du paused with his chopsticks: "Huh? Why did you say this all of a sudden?"
Teacher Zhuang: "It's nothing. That girl called me today. She didn't say a word when I asked her. She just hung up the phone. I called her back with your dad and she didn't answer. If Xiao Zhou wants to , let him call and ask."
Xu Du: "Oh..."
At night Xu Du lay on the bed and read a book for a while, and occasionally picked up his mobile phone to look at it, and he hasn't replied to him until now.
Are you that busy?
Gee.
Xu Du thought for a while, turned the screen, hesitated for a while, and opened the Weibo that he hadn't opened for a long time.
When Xu Du was studying, it seemed that he posted Weibo once. He didn’t have anyone to follow, and he didn’t follow stars, so he just uninstalled it. Although he didn’t use it much this time, the Weibo app was on his phone this time. It has survived for a long time, of course, mainly because the mobile phone is not bigger than before, and a small Weibo is nothing.
Xu Du typed a few lines of Zhou Jixing on the search bar, and the page was loaded. The first few items were still screenshots of the Spring Festival Gala. After turning to the back, Xu Du saw the words "Yanhua".
Yanhua?
How many weeks did you read the script?
Are you going to shoot?
Xu Du searched for Yanhua on the browser, took a quick look at Yanhua's profile, and saw that the profile was quite novel, and if the filming was done well, it should be pretty awesome, so he took a look at the legendary Director Chen... …
Halfway through, Zhou Jixing's phone call came in.
Xu Du: "Tsk."
Xu Du answered the phone, and before Zhou Jixing could speak, there was a gust of wind, which made Xu Du feel cold: "Where are you?"
Zhou Jixing: "Hello? Xu Du——"
Zhou Jixing's voice is wrapped in the wind, Xu Du bets that he can't hear himself at all now.
Xu Du closed his mouth, quietly listening to the wind over there, imagining Zhou Jixing walking against the wind with his mobile phone in hand.
Xiaobing urged: "Brother Xing! Get in the car first! It's too cold!"
Zhou Jixing returned his gaze, Xiaobing opened the car door, Zhou Jixing got into the car first, without the strong wind, the man's voice softened Xu Du: "Xu Du."
Xu Du responded: "Hey! Here we are!"
Zhou Jixing: "Is it cool to hear me call you all the time?"
Xu Du lay on the bed happily, turned over, sandwiched the quilt in the middle, and the open book was next to his face: "It's cool, call again? Xiao Zhouzi."
Xu Du, a typical three days without a roof tile.
If it had been before, Uncle Zhou would have rolled his eyes at this moment, anyway, he would be disgusted by everyone, now... so love makes people blind, Zhou Jixing still thinks it's a bit cute, he laughed: "Xiaodu..."
Xu Du cleared his throat, imitating the voice of artificial intelligence: "Hello, I'm Xiaodu, nice to meet you."
Zhou Jixing leaned back in his chair with a smile. The busyness of the day was inexplicably relieved. He closed his eyes quietly and listened to Xu Du's tricks over there: "Hello? Nicetomeetyou? Hey, what are you talking about? Asleep?"
The corners of Zhou Jixing's mouth curled up slightly: "Soon."
Xu Du took the phone away and looked at the time. This person must have been busy all day: "Have you eaten yet? If you haven't eaten, eat before going to bed."
Zhou Jixing: "Well, but not too hungry."
Xu Du: "You are too hungry! You idiot!"
"..."
"Oh, that's right." Xu Du recalled what Mr. Zhuang told him that night, and relayed the exact words, "I called my mom on Monday night, and then I didn't say a word. My mom didn't answer the call back. You Give it a try if you want."
Zhou Jixing obviously didn't want to hear this, he flattened the corners of his mouth, and then asked, "Aren't you going to take care of her?"
Xu Du: "Huh?"
Zhou Jixing: "I watched the surveillance that day."
"Oh!" Xu Du understood, "It's different, I never care about people I don't want to leave."
Zhou Jixing was silent for a moment: "Then when do I not want to leave?"
Xu Du: "How is that possible? I must be the one who can't move first, and then I will be a poor old salted fish lying on the ground and being whipped to death by you."
Zhou Jixing laughed when he heard the words: "What if?"
"Brother, how girlish are you, you have to listen to this to be happy, right?" Xu Du was helpless at the other end, "If you can't walk anymore, I'll push you from behind, okay? Are you happy? ? Miss Zhou."
Xu Du really got more and more stingy.
Xu Du: "Remember to eat and sleep well, your brother and I are going to bed."
Zhou Jixing: "Good night, Your Majesty."
Xu Dule said, "Good night, Beauty Zhou."
After hanging up the phone, Zhou Jixing directly ignored Li Cheng's stare at him for a long time. He was still laughing when he was on the phone just now, and now he has turned on the function of closing his eyes and pretending to be dead, and keeping his ears from hearing things outside the window.
At this time, Li Cheng didn't care whether he was pretending to be dead or not, and stretched out his hand to grab him: "Don't pretend to me, get up!"
Zhou Jixing reluctantly opened his eyes, there was not even the slightest bit of guilt in his eyes, and there was even a little disgust.
Li Cheng made a fuss about the photos recently, so he couldn't sleep at night. He spent a lot of money to find Ding Kai, but he couldn't find anyone. Now he is just walking around with a temper: "What is the relationship between you and Xu Du now!"
Zhou Jixing said frankly: "Couple relationship."
Li Cheng took a deep breath and tried his best to suppress the fire in his heart: "Don't think I don't know that you did it for me to show! You have to give me this at this juncture, right?"
Zhou Jixing: "Yes, I'm here to inform you."
Li Cheng was very angry: "You..."
Chapter 140 So how did Zhou Jixing happen, 360 five days happened to be born on this day
Xiaobing, who was driving ahead, shivered and shrank herself into a ball, fearing that the flames of war would spread to him, and also had a feeling that it was so.
Li Cheng is very busy and may not be able to accompany Zhou Jixing every day, but he is different. He is Zhou Jixing's personal assistant and stays with Zhou Jixing almost every day.
Zhou Jixing is different to Dr. Xu, even connecting a phone is different, but Zhou Jixing didn't admit it before.
"You..." Li Cheng finally came out, "What do you like about him? How many times a week, do you still remember that you are a straight man? It was agreed at the beginning that after this period of time, you will go your separate ways. Live your own life without interfering with each other, I really shouldn't have brought you together! Hey!"
Li Cheng sighed angrily.
Zhou Jixing: "We are already married, why can't I like him?"
Xiaobing praised Zhou Jixing in his heart. This is a good word, and we can't leave anyway. What if we are not together?
I am really witty and clever, and I bet on the proprietress at a glance!
Li Cheng couldn't take it anymore. He wasn't the irritable type of player, so he took two deep breaths: "I won't tell you about this right now. We'll talk about it later. Find Ding Kai first."
Zhou Jixing closed his eyes and hummed lightly.
.........
The days went by day by day, and the week was very busy, so busy that Xu Du felt that he could come here on New Year's Eve, which was more difficult than squeezing the last drop of milk from a cow. It was really not easy.
The two of them kept in touch intermittently, making a phone call occasionally, and then going to bed after the call, and whoever woke up first in the morning said good morning first.
"Doctor Xu, your bread." After lunch, Xiao He came up to bring Xu Du a piece of bread. Xu Du raised his head: "Oh, okay, thank you."
Xiao He leaned over: "What are you doing?"
Xu Du kept his eyes on the computer: "I'm sorting out this month's case list."
"Hmm." Xiao He withdrew without any interest. Du Zhilin asked for leave today and went home. During this time, the two of them were in a state of passionate love, and Xu Du's toothache was so tired of looking at it. Now her boyfriend is suddenly gone. The little girl was not used to it, so she pulled up a chair, sat opposite Xu Du, and looked at him with her chin propped up, "Doctor Xu, don't you miss male gods?"
Xu Du: "Huh?"
Xiao He: "You two, get together less and stay away more, and I don't think you have much contact with each other. You spend all your time sleeping."
Xu Du laughed: "What kind of contact do you want? There are so many things to say."
Xiao He: "That's what love is like! When we're together, we're happy, but when we're not together, we're lost, lonely, lonely, empty..."
Xu Du nodded perfunctorily: "Hey, we have grown up differently."
"Cut!" Xiao He picked up the bread on the table and threw it on him, "Du Zhilin is older than you!"
With all the bread in his hand, Xu Du simply stopped his hands, opened the bread, turned around and took a bottle of milk from the milk box.
Xiao He: "Forget it, let me tell you that you can't get my point. Valentine's Day is coming soon. Are you going out for Valentine's Day? This seems to be your first Valentine's Day, right?"
When Xu Du heard the word Valentine's Day, the hand that inserted the straw paused: "What's the date?"
Xiao He was speechless: "Please, the day after tomorrow is Valentine's Day, okay? Oh! That's right! The day after tomorrow is the male god's birthday, do you want to celebrate it? Why don't you quietly hide with Mimi and cut the cake and kiss? Oh! It's so romantic!"
Xu Du watched Xiao He cover his face from speechless to shy and excited: "..."
He sighed, forget it, get used to it.
Xiao He suddenly patted the table: "Gift! Doctor Xu! Are you ready! Are you ready? I remember that on your birthday, the male god gave you a cake, right?"
Xu Du: "..."
No...he totally forgot...
Xu Du's 360 and five days a year can be divided into two types, one is for holidays and the other is for non-holidays.
Valentine's Day... It's obviously the latter, it belongs to the kind of day that Xu Du doesn't care about at all.
In Xu Du's meager gift-giving experience, he probably gave a Bibabu by chance, or gave some tea to the elders during the New Year and holidays. If you want to say that the richest experience is to smuggle some wine for his father-this was the first Teacher Xu helped him tidy up. Teacher Zhuang agreed to one of his requests for him to move out.
Ashamed to say, this is not only the first Valentine's Day between him and Zhou Jixing, but also the first time in his life.
If Zhou Jixing's birthday didn't happen to be on that day, Xu Du planned to ignore the past.
What kind of Valentine's Day is celebrated by two big men, and it's not a little girl.
Oh, he forgot, Zhou Jixing has a potential girlish heart.
So how did Zhou Jixing happen, and 360 five days happened to happen on this day.
"That..." Xu Du hesitated, and Xiao He had already checked Taobao there, "Huh? Doctor Xu, do you think I can send this to you? Old Du always suffers from back pain and sits for a long time. There is a pillow for him to cushion." Make it more comfortable..."
Xu Du: "...Yes, yes."
Xiao He: "But won't it be too delicate? A pillow can be given as a normal gift. Sure enough, I want to give something beautiful on Valentine's Day. How about flowers?"
Xu Du: "...I think at least the flowers should be given by boys."
Xiao He sighed regretfully: "It's better for you and the male god, there are not so many rules and regulations, and anyone can give it to anyone. You can pick out underwear and know which one is more comfortable to wear."
Xu Du sighed: "Young girl, little girl."
Xiao He disagreed: "Isn't this the truth! Besides, how many butts have I seen?"
Xu Du had no choice but to say, "Okay."
Xiao He: "By the way, what did you want to tell me just now?"
Xu Du: "I..."
"Ah!" Xiao He didn't wait for Xu Du to finish, "You want me to help you pick out gifts, don't you?"
Xu Du: "..."
I've finished talking to you, what else do you want me to say?
In front of the male god, in front of the CP, everything has to give way, including Du Zhilin who is extremely likely to receive a pillow on Valentine's Day. Comrade Xiao He quickly forgot about his boyfriend and began to give advice to Xu Du: "Flowers! Be sure to send flowers! Don't think that everyone is talking about flower sending vulgarity now, no one will be unhappy if they receive beautiful flowers!"
Xu Du imagined him holding a bouquet of roses in front of Zhou Jixing. Zhou Jixing looked three points shy and five points moved, and his goose bumps arose. Xu Du gasped, raised his hands and rubbed Arm: "It's better not to, get something practical."
Xiao He: "Then tie? Wallet? How about a cigarette, the god? How about a lighter? How about leather shoes? Forget it, the meaning of giving shoes is not very good."
Xu Du: "Huh? Why?"
"Send shoes!" Xiao He said loudly, "Of course it's sending people farther and farther!"
Xu Du: "...I think your explanation is a bit far-fetched."
He stood alone in the empty parking lot, and the underground parking lot was still damp and dark all year round.
The night before yesterday, he was with Zhou Jixing.
Yesterday, they were squeezed together on a rollaway bed.
Now... Zhou Jixing has run away.
Xu Du: "Fuck, don't even tell me when you leave."
Xu Du rumpled his messy hair, took out his mobile phone, and was about to check the time, but he didn't check the time, so he first looked at the message sent to him by Zhou Jixing:
- I put the car keys in your pocket
--gone
——Still think of me
Xu Du couldn't laugh or cry: "Crazy."
Sure enough, Xu Du's little Buick parked in the corner. Xu Du got into the car and sat down. He hadn't even fastened his seat belt yet, so he replied to Zhou Jixing first.
- off work, get on the bus, goodbye
Xu Du held the phone and waited for a few minutes, but he didn't reply after a few trips, probably because he was busy, so Xu Du didn't bother, put away the phone and fastened his seat belt back.
For the few days of Chinese New Year, Xu Du planned to stay at Mr. Zhuang's place. He couldn't take a few days off. If he could spend more time with his parents during Chinese New Year, he should spend more time with his parents.
During dinner at night, Mr. Zhuang suddenly asked him, "Is Xiao Zhou not on good terms with his sister?"
Xu Du paused with his chopsticks: "Huh? Why did you say this all of a sudden?"
Teacher Zhuang: "It's nothing. That girl called me today. She didn't say a word when I asked her. She just hung up the phone. I called her back with your dad and she didn't answer. If Xiao Zhou wants to , let him call and ask."
Xu Du: "Oh..."
At night Xu Du lay on the bed and read a book for a while, and occasionally picked up his mobile phone to look at it, and he hasn't replied to him until now.
Are you that busy?
Gee.
Xu Du thought for a while, turned the screen, hesitated for a while, and opened the Weibo that he hadn't opened for a long time.
When Xu Du was studying, it seemed that he posted Weibo once. He didn’t have anyone to follow, and he didn’t follow stars, so he just uninstalled it. Although he didn’t use it much this time, the Weibo app was on his phone this time. It has survived for a long time, of course, mainly because the mobile phone is not bigger than before, and a small Weibo is nothing.
Xu Du typed a few lines of Zhou Jixing on the search bar, and the page was loaded. The first few items were still screenshots of the Spring Festival Gala. After turning to the back, Xu Du saw the words "Yanhua".
Yanhua?
How many weeks did you read the script?
Are you going to shoot?
Xu Du searched for Yanhua on the browser, took a quick look at Yanhua's profile, and saw that the profile was quite novel, and if the filming was done well, it should be pretty awesome, so he took a look at the legendary Director Chen... …
Halfway through, Zhou Jixing's phone call came in.
Xu Du: "Tsk."
Xu Du answered the phone, and before Zhou Jixing could speak, there was a gust of wind, which made Xu Du feel cold: "Where are you?"
Zhou Jixing: "Hello? Xu Du——"
Zhou Jixing's voice is wrapped in the wind, Xu Du bets that he can't hear himself at all now.
Xu Du closed his mouth, quietly listening to the wind over there, imagining Zhou Jixing walking against the wind with his mobile phone in hand.
Xiaobing urged: "Brother Xing! Get in the car first! It's too cold!"
Zhou Jixing returned his gaze, Xiaobing opened the car door, Zhou Jixing got into the car first, without the strong wind, the man's voice softened Xu Du: "Xu Du."
Xu Du responded: "Hey! Here we are!"
Zhou Jixing: "Is it cool to hear me call you all the time?"
Xu Du lay on the bed happily, turned over, sandwiched the quilt in the middle, and the open book was next to his face: "It's cool, call again? Xiao Zhouzi."
Xu Du, a typical three days without a roof tile.
If it had been before, Uncle Zhou would have rolled his eyes at this moment, anyway, he would be disgusted by everyone, now... so love makes people blind, Zhou Jixing still thinks it's a bit cute, he laughed: "Xiaodu..."
Xu Du cleared his throat, imitating the voice of artificial intelligence: "Hello, I'm Xiaodu, nice to meet you."
Zhou Jixing leaned back in his chair with a smile. The busyness of the day was inexplicably relieved. He closed his eyes quietly and listened to Xu Du's tricks over there: "Hello? Nicetomeetyou? Hey, what are you talking about? Asleep?"
The corners of Zhou Jixing's mouth curled up slightly: "Soon."
Xu Du took the phone away and looked at the time. This person must have been busy all day: "Have you eaten yet? If you haven't eaten, eat before going to bed."
Zhou Jixing: "Well, but not too hungry."
Xu Du: "You are too hungry! You idiot!"
"..."
"Oh, that's right." Xu Du recalled what Mr. Zhuang told him that night, and relayed the exact words, "I called my mom on Monday night, and then I didn't say a word. My mom didn't answer the call back. You Give it a try if you want."
Zhou Jixing obviously didn't want to hear this, he flattened the corners of his mouth, and then asked, "Aren't you going to take care of her?"
Xu Du: "Huh?"
Zhou Jixing: "I watched the surveillance that day."
"Oh!" Xu Du understood, "It's different, I never care about people I don't want to leave."
Zhou Jixing was silent for a moment: "Then when do I not want to leave?"
Xu Du: "How is that possible? I must be the one who can't move first, and then I will be a poor old salted fish lying on the ground and being whipped to death by you."
Zhou Jixing laughed when he heard the words: "What if?"
"Brother, how girlish are you, you have to listen to this to be happy, right?" Xu Du was helpless at the other end, "If you can't walk anymore, I'll push you from behind, okay? Are you happy? ? Miss Zhou."
Xu Du really got more and more stingy.
Xu Du: "Remember to eat and sleep well, your brother and I are going to bed."
Zhou Jixing: "Good night, Your Majesty."
Xu Dule said, "Good night, Beauty Zhou."
After hanging up the phone, Zhou Jixing directly ignored Li Cheng's stare at him for a long time. He was still laughing when he was on the phone just now, and now he has turned on the function of closing his eyes and pretending to be dead, and keeping his ears from hearing things outside the window.
At this time, Li Cheng didn't care whether he was pretending to be dead or not, and stretched out his hand to grab him: "Don't pretend to me, get up!"
Zhou Jixing reluctantly opened his eyes, there was not even the slightest bit of guilt in his eyes, and there was even a little disgust.
Li Cheng made a fuss about the photos recently, so he couldn't sleep at night. He spent a lot of money to find Ding Kai, but he couldn't find anyone. Now he is just walking around with a temper: "What is the relationship between you and Xu Du now!"
Zhou Jixing said frankly: "Couple relationship."
Li Cheng took a deep breath and tried his best to suppress the fire in his heart: "Don't think I don't know that you did it for me to show! You have to give me this at this juncture, right?"
Zhou Jixing: "Yes, I'm here to inform you."
Li Cheng was very angry: "You..."
Chapter 140 So how did Zhou Jixing happen, 360 five days happened to be born on this day
Xiaobing, who was driving ahead, shivered and shrank herself into a ball, fearing that the flames of war would spread to him, and also had a feeling that it was so.
Li Cheng is very busy and may not be able to accompany Zhou Jixing every day, but he is different. He is Zhou Jixing's personal assistant and stays with Zhou Jixing almost every day.
Zhou Jixing is different to Dr. Xu, even connecting a phone is different, but Zhou Jixing didn't admit it before.
"You..." Li Cheng finally came out, "What do you like about him? How many times a week, do you still remember that you are a straight man? It was agreed at the beginning that after this period of time, you will go your separate ways. Live your own life without interfering with each other, I really shouldn't have brought you together! Hey!"
Li Cheng sighed angrily.
Zhou Jixing: "We are already married, why can't I like him?"
Xiaobing praised Zhou Jixing in his heart. This is a good word, and we can't leave anyway. What if we are not together?
I am really witty and clever, and I bet on the proprietress at a glance!
Li Cheng couldn't take it anymore. He wasn't the irritable type of player, so he took two deep breaths: "I won't tell you about this right now. We'll talk about it later. Find Ding Kai first."
Zhou Jixing closed his eyes and hummed lightly.
.........
The days went by day by day, and the week was very busy, so busy that Xu Du felt that he could come here on New Year's Eve, which was more difficult than squeezing the last drop of milk from a cow. It was really not easy.
The two of them kept in touch intermittently, making a phone call occasionally, and then going to bed after the call, and whoever woke up first in the morning said good morning first.
"Doctor Xu, your bread." After lunch, Xiao He came up to bring Xu Du a piece of bread. Xu Du raised his head: "Oh, okay, thank you."
Xiao He leaned over: "What are you doing?"
Xu Du kept his eyes on the computer: "I'm sorting out this month's case list."
"Hmm." Xiao He withdrew without any interest. Du Zhilin asked for leave today and went home. During this time, the two of them were in a state of passionate love, and Xu Du's toothache was so tired of looking at it. Now her boyfriend is suddenly gone. The little girl was not used to it, so she pulled up a chair, sat opposite Xu Du, and looked at him with her chin propped up, "Doctor Xu, don't you miss male gods?"
Xu Du: "Huh?"
Xiao He: "You two, get together less and stay away more, and I don't think you have much contact with each other. You spend all your time sleeping."
Xu Du laughed: "What kind of contact do you want? There are so many things to say."
Xiao He: "That's what love is like! When we're together, we're happy, but when we're not together, we're lost, lonely, lonely, empty..."
Xu Du nodded perfunctorily: "Hey, we have grown up differently."
"Cut!" Xiao He picked up the bread on the table and threw it on him, "Du Zhilin is older than you!"
With all the bread in his hand, Xu Du simply stopped his hands, opened the bread, turned around and took a bottle of milk from the milk box.
Xiao He: "Forget it, let me tell you that you can't get my point. Valentine's Day is coming soon. Are you going out for Valentine's Day? This seems to be your first Valentine's Day, right?"
When Xu Du heard the word Valentine's Day, the hand that inserted the straw paused: "What's the date?"
Xiao He was speechless: "Please, the day after tomorrow is Valentine's Day, okay? Oh! That's right! The day after tomorrow is the male god's birthday, do you want to celebrate it? Why don't you quietly hide with Mimi and cut the cake and kiss? Oh! It's so romantic!"
Xu Du watched Xiao He cover his face from speechless to shy and excited: "..."
He sighed, forget it, get used to it.
Xiao He suddenly patted the table: "Gift! Doctor Xu! Are you ready! Are you ready? I remember that on your birthday, the male god gave you a cake, right?"
Xu Du: "..."
No...he totally forgot...
Xu Du's 360 and five days a year can be divided into two types, one is for holidays and the other is for non-holidays.
Valentine's Day... It's obviously the latter, it belongs to the kind of day that Xu Du doesn't care about at all.
In Xu Du's meager gift-giving experience, he probably gave a Bibabu by chance, or gave some tea to the elders during the New Year and holidays. If you want to say that the richest experience is to smuggle some wine for his father-this was the first Teacher Xu helped him tidy up. Teacher Zhuang agreed to one of his requests for him to move out.
Ashamed to say, this is not only the first Valentine's Day between him and Zhou Jixing, but also the first time in his life.
If Zhou Jixing's birthday didn't happen to be on that day, Xu Du planned to ignore the past.
What kind of Valentine's Day is celebrated by two big men, and it's not a little girl.
Oh, he forgot, Zhou Jixing has a potential girlish heart.
So how did Zhou Jixing happen, and 360 five days happened to happen on this day.
"That..." Xu Du hesitated, and Xiao He had already checked Taobao there, "Huh? Doctor Xu, do you think I can send this to you? Old Du always suffers from back pain and sits for a long time. There is a pillow for him to cushion." Make it more comfortable..."
Xu Du: "...Yes, yes."
Xiao He: "But won't it be too delicate? A pillow can be given as a normal gift. Sure enough, I want to give something beautiful on Valentine's Day. How about flowers?"
Xu Du: "...I think at least the flowers should be given by boys."
Xiao He sighed regretfully: "It's better for you and the male god, there are not so many rules and regulations, and anyone can give it to anyone. You can pick out underwear and know which one is more comfortable to wear."
Xu Du sighed: "Young girl, little girl."
Xiao He disagreed: "Isn't this the truth! Besides, how many butts have I seen?"
Xu Du had no choice but to say, "Okay."
Xiao He: "By the way, what did you want to tell me just now?"
Xu Du: "I..."
"Ah!" Xiao He didn't wait for Xu Du to finish, "You want me to help you pick out gifts, don't you?"
Xu Du: "..."
I've finished talking to you, what else do you want me to say?
In front of the male god, in front of the CP, everything has to give way, including Du Zhilin who is extremely likely to receive a pillow on Valentine's Day. Comrade Xiao He quickly forgot about his boyfriend and began to give advice to Xu Du: "Flowers! Be sure to send flowers! Don't think that everyone is talking about flower sending vulgarity now, no one will be unhappy if they receive beautiful flowers!"
Xu Du imagined him holding a bouquet of roses in front of Zhou Jixing. Zhou Jixing looked three points shy and five points moved, and his goose bumps arose. Xu Du gasped, raised his hands and rubbed Arm: "It's better not to, get something practical."
Xiao He: "Then tie? Wallet? How about a cigarette, the god? How about a lighter? How about leather shoes? Forget it, the meaning of giving shoes is not very good."
Xu Du: "Huh? Why?"
"Send shoes!" Xiao He said loudly, "Of course it's sending people farther and farther!"
Xu Du: "...I think your explanation is a bit far-fetched."
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