The Boyfriend Return Policy

As it turns out, no.

When Xu Du came to the stage, Zheng Feng and Zhang Lele, who were singing on it, froze, watching him stumbling up, and seeing that he was about to fall to the ground at the next step.

Zhang Lele: "Xu Du? What happened to him?"

Zheng Feng frowned: "Drinking."

Xu Du finally climbed up by himself, grabbed Zheng Feng's leg with both hands, buried his face in Zheng Feng's thigh, in a particularly awkward position, Zheng Feng scolded: "If you play hooligan again, I will call the police!"

Zhang Lele next to them looked at them and smiled: "Okay, let's help him back."

Unexpectedly, when Xu Du heard this, he immediately raised his head like a nervous reflex: "I won't return! I want to sing!"

Zheng Feng: "Crazy? I'll go."

Xu Du stretched out his hand, and before Zheng Feng could react, he grabbed his microphone.

Zheng Feng: "Damn it, if you want to sing, you can sing it in a different way! Brother's little bird is not good at this!"

Zhang Lele couldn't help laughing.

Xu Du had already slid down to the ground, hugged the microphone, and said, "We are still young!!"

Zheng Feng: "..."

Zhang Lele: "..."

Everyone was silent immediately: "..."

Cao Xi at the bottom slapped the top of the Tianling cover: "Oh, I'm going, the tune of going to outer space really hasn't changed at all."

Xu Du no longer needs an accompaniment, he just sings whatever line comes to mind: "Give you a CD from the past, listen to our love at that time, if you can't sing a song like that again, although I often forget it, I still love it." loving You!!"

A small climax gave him a heart-piercing feeling.

Cao Xi jumped up and patted him on the face: "Duer? Duer, whoops, why did you drink too much again?"

Xu Du fluttered his eyelashes: "Because of love, you won't be sad easily..."

Cao Xi paused.

In all fairness, Xu Du's face is really good. When Xu Du blushed and winked at him, Cao Xi was actually a little bit teased, but when he opened his mouth, Cao Xi was left with nothing but grass and mud.

"It's Xu Du's cell phone!" Zhao Zhuo held up a cell phone and shouted, "The call is coming!"

With one hand on his hip, Cao Xi sighed: "It's only a ghost that he can pick it up now."

Zhao Zhuo thought about it too, but he didn't expect the other party to be so persistent, calling one after another, and if you don't answer, I'll stay up all night.

In this battle of perseverance, the opponent won, Zhao Zhuo was afraid that he was in a hurry, so he still answered the phone.

As soon as the call was made, Zhao Zhuo didn't have time to make a sound, but the other party slapped and shouted, "Xu Du! Do you know that this is the hundreds of calls I've made!"

The man on the phone went from swearing at his head and face to questioning him humanely, and finally told him reluctantly that he had arrived at the door and came to pick him up quickly.

Zhao Zhuo: "Uh...well, I'm not Xu Du."

The other party was obviously taken aback: "What about others?"

Zhao Zhuo looked at Xu Du who was paralyzed on the ground, desperately holding onto the microphone: "He drank too much, I'm afraid he can't answer your call now."

Cao Xi was sweating all over in order to get Xu Du up from the ground, he panted with his hips on his hips: "Zhao Zhuo, who is it?"

Zhao Zhuo: "I don't know, I didn't make a note, I said he was outside, and I asked Xu Du to go out and pick him up."

When Cao Xi heard this, his eyes lit up: "Call people in!"

Zhao Zhuo: "But..."

Cao Xi waved his hand: "Nothing to worry about!"

Adults should leave the trouble to others!

……

Zhou Jixing made this phone call to Xu Du after intense and complicated psychological construction, but this person called him directly—oh.

Zhou Jixing was so angry that he was beaten to death by Lu Yanzhi in the morning. He wished he could rub him on the ground so that he would know who his father was.

In the end, this "oh" was not the most excessive thing. This person disappeared immediately. Zhou Jixing was furious there, and he insisted on pressing the screen to give a keyboard effect. Be cautious.

Never... No one ever told him not to answer a dozen calls in a row.

"Okay, you can do it." Zhou Jixing stepped on a pair of Martin boots, and he was well dressed. He stood at the door of the bar. Even if he didn't show his face, his figure was enough to be struck up by several people, all of whom were frightened by Zhou Jixing's cold eyes Ran.

When Zhou Jixing was about to go in and arrest people, the phone finally got through. Without further ado, Zhou Jixing scolded his head and covered his face, and only after he finished scolding did he realize that it was not him. Zhou Jixing really laughed angrily: "Box .”

This voice made Zhao Zhuo shudder a little, but Cao Xi had spoken, so he had no choice but to report the box number.

Within 2 minutes, the box door was pushed open from the outside.

Light came in from the outside and intersected with the inside of the box.

Dozens of pairs of eyes stared at him. Zhou Jixing was different from Xu Du. He was used to being watched, and he was not at all shy. He strode towards Xu Du who was still paralyzed on the ground. He came in, but no one said a word.

Zhou Jixing was condescending, looking at Xu Du, whose face was flushed from drinking, with undisguised disgust in his eyes.

Cao Xi: "Cough, he drank a little too much, you are..."

brother?friend?spouse?Fart, it's all bullshit.

Zhou Daxingxing was very righteous and confident, and said with seven points of disgust: "It's okay."

Cao Xi: "..."

Zhou Jixing acted like no one was around, as if all the people staring at him were big white radishes, even though he knew that Xu Du's friends were all around him, he still raised his leg and kicked Xu Du's leg without any scruples: "Hey, get up. "

Cao Xi wiped his sweat, no one: "He can't get up."

Zhou Jixing finally turned his face away, gave Cao Xi a look, just a look, then squatted down, looked at Xu Du's ghostly appearance, and said, "Wow."

Cao Xi: "..."

Your dislike is already obvious, we all know it, so there is no need to express it.

Cao Xi had already given up on letting this person deal with the drunk, and was about to speak when he heard the other party say, "I'll take him away."

Cao Xi was taken aback.

Zhou Jixing said that he would take it away, so he took it away, and directly put Xu Du, a big man, on his shoulder, without panting at all, and went out with a blank expression on his face.

It took him only 5 minutes to enter this room, and he just left, but everyone was still staring at the direction he went out, and slowly uttered: "Damn it."