The Boyfriend Return Policy

Zhou Jixing sighed, and stopped pretending: "Hurry up, what are you going to do, I have to go back to sleep."

"Cut." Xu Du spread his hand towards him, "The key."

Zhou Jixing gave him the car keys.

"Which car?"

The two sneaked into the parking lot of the school. To be honest, it was very cold, and the wind blew in waves, blowing the leaves of the green trees in the school.

Xu Du is a man who speaks so well that when the wind blows, he can't wait to tuck his head into his collar and walk with his neck shrunk all the way. Really, the two of them have seen each other before, and now they are pretending to be gentlemen. It's really awkward to be decent.

Zhou Jixing sighed, it's not easy, this love just started, he has been sighing all the time, he raised his arms and hugged Xu Du away, Xu Du still disliked him: "While going, I'm as cold as an ice cube of……"

When they arrived, Xu Du didn't get in the driver's seat, but opened the rear door instead. Zhou Jixing squinted at Xu Du and lowered his head to adjust his scarf. Suddenly, he had a bad feeling, so Xu Du looked up at him When smiling like a little sun, Zhou Jixing wanted to take half a step back.

"Well, you carried me here, right?" Xu Du rolled up his sleeves with a smile, "If I carried it, I might not be able to do it right now, so I'll give you a try?"

Zhou Jixing: "...No, no need."

"Try it, you always hug me and carry me, it makes me feel like I'm suffering." Xu Du persevered and walked towards Zhou Jixing. Keep two meters away.

Zhou Jixing didn't want to have a big fight over the distribution of body positions on the first day of their relationship, and then collapsed. He pondered for a moment, thinking about which option would have less consequences and a better deal, and finally he chose...

"you sure?"

Xu Du nodded confidently!

"Then try it..." Zhou Jixing told himself, this is the price of love, "Should I recite it? Huh?"

Xu Du really didn't know where his self-confidence came from: "No, no, no, I have to carry it, but the requirements have been lowered. We want to restore the crime as much as possible. No, commemorate the scene."

Fine.

Until the Yellow River's heart is not dead, the little weak chicken will also have the day when he fantasizes about his eight-pack abs.

Zhou Jixing let him try it.

"You put your arms around my neck." Xu Du lowered his body, calm down!Take a deep breath!

"It's started." Xu Du put his arms around Zhou Jixing's shoulders with one hand, and circled his knees with the other, then he held his breath, exerted...extended...extended...

The Chinese culture is extensive and profound, and there is a word in it——Staying still.

Xu Du's face turned red: "Day, why are you so heavy, you don't look fat."

Zhou Jixing pulled up his top to reveal a man's pride - six-pack abs.

Zhou Jixing: "Because they are all muscles."

Xu Du: "..."

Xu Du turned his face away, and the scorpion started to sting: "Hey, it's only six yuan, and he didn't show off the eight yuan. Does Mr. Huang know that? The kind of greasy men in TV dramas like to show off their muscles, and they don't worry about catching cold when they are opened. You have a belly all day, I just didn't exert my strength just now, it takes only a few minutes to pick up such a little hot chicken like you, if the tiger doesn't show its strength, do you think I am a sick cat?"

He blushed more and more as he talked, and he didn't need others to expose the truth.

Zhou Jixing smiled and took his hand, and put his palm on Zhou Jixing's abdomen, stiffly: "What are you looking at every day? Eight-pack abs are standard for male protagonists? Not everyone can train eight-pack abs. Pack abs, six-pack or eight-pack abs is a matter of genetics, it is the tendon that determines the number of abs."

Xu Du: "..."

The rabbit bit people when it was anxious, Xu Du glanced over, Zhou Jixing closed his mouth, Xu Du gritted his teeth and grabbed Zhou Jixing's neckline and shook it all the time: "I'm a medical student, don't you know? Build the steps for me and I have worked hard to build them myself, can you not tear down the steps? Can you fucking do it a few times a week?"

Zhou Jixing couldn't help laughing, the two of them stood and laughed like idiots in the middle of the night.

"I don't care about you throwing me into the trash can for a few weeks, you fucking...fuck! What are you doing! I..."

Zhou Jixing hugged Xu Du with one hand when he was pushing him. On the road of force value, Xu Du still has a long way to go.

Becoming an adult and being held high like a child is actually pretty scary, Xu Du gave a fuck and hugged Zhou Jixing's head tightly, and unfortunately Zhou Jixing could still see the road ahead clearly.

He carried Xu Du into the car, then sat in himself, and when he was done, he hugged Xu Du and sat on him. It was a one-stop service: "Huh? And then?"

"Then your uncle!" Xu Du grabbed Zhou Jixing's collar, leaned over and kissed him.

It was slightly cool and moist, and his body smelled of fresh lemon. Xu Du didn't know why, Zhou Jixing only used his family's body wash once, but the smell on his body was stronger than his.

Breathing together, a burst of numbness reached his heart, Xu Du clutched his neckline, raised his head and moaned slightly.

When they parted, Xu Du's cheeks were flushed, and his breathing was heavier than usual.

He loosened Zhou Jixing's neckline, raised his hand, wiped his lips with the back of his hand, and used a series of small movements to avoid looking directly at Zhou Jixing at this time.

He is embarrassed.

With Xu Du's face, he shouldn't have said such a thing.

Xu Du was still a little bit shy, but Zhou Jixing grabbed his arm and pulled him down on him, and then he was surrounded by Zhou Jixing's two arms, and Xu Du pressed against Zhou Jixing's chest .

Zhou Jixing hugged him, the scarf was messily sandwiched between them, quietly, Xu Du closed his eyes, and heard the heartbeat of the other party.

.........

Falling in love doesn't affect the hard work of the working people in the slightest, and the alarm clock doesn't look at people's faces in the slightest, and it rings whenever it should. Xu Du doesn't even remember what time he went to bed last night, anyway, the alarm clock rang When he was in bed, he felt that he had just fallen asleep, and he didn't want to move a finger.

It was too noisy. Xu Du fumbled for the phone several times before he could turn off the alarm clock. He yawned, physical tears flowed from the crevices of his eyes, and poked his finger on the phone for a long time, but he didn't turn off the alarm clock. The sound is eliminated.

It's so noisy, if Zhou Jixing can continue to sleep, he will be a god, Zhou Jixing turned around, and saw Xu Du's eyes were rounded and closed, with a hint of impatience on his face, and then impatient poked on the phone case.

After a few lines in a few weeks, he woke up with a smile: "Pfft."

Hearing this laughter, Xu Du stiffly moved his head in one direction, and stared at Zhou Jixing with his pair of unthreatening eyes. Zhou Jixing took the mobile phone from him with a smile, and immediately turned on the alarm clock. Turn it off: "At least let's see the front and back of the phone clearly."

Xu Du hiccupped: "Ah~"