The Boyfriend Return Policy

Zhou Jixing hadn't opened his eyes when he left, and Zhou Jixing was still wrapped in a quilt on the bed when he returned from get off work.

All in all - it's nice to have a vacation.

"Oh, why are you still sleeping?" Teacher Zhuang took out the key and entered the door, and saw what the living room looked like when she left in the morning, and now she came back like a bird, "I'm not hungry."

As soon as Teacher Xu came back, he sat down and refused to get up. He took out his mobile phone and wanted to play a game of Go: "Let him sleep for a while, he will be sleepy enough during this time."

Xu Du doesn't have a long vacation, even if he is lucky enough to be able to have a New Year's Eve dinner at home, he still has to get up early to go to work obediently on the first day of the new year, that is to say, he can stay in bed for only one day.

Teacher Zhuang: "That's not going to work, just let him sleep like this, how can he sleep at night."

Teacher Xu didn't even raise his eyelids: "Trust your son, he can do it."

Teacher Zhuang kicked him, and went to the kitchen to cook with his things. The New Year's Eve dinner had to fill a whole table, and the way was not easy. Teacher Zhuang wanted Xu Du to marry a daughter-in-law back before, so she didn't need to do much work, just During the holidays, the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law get together to cook a few dishes together.

Thinking of this, Teacher Zhuang thought of Zhou Jixing again.

Teacher Zhuang sighed and shook his head, why are everyone so busy.

.........

The parents didn't wake up Xu Du, but a phone call from Cao Xi woke Xu Du up completely.

The single dog panicked, talking like a cannonball: "Xu Du! Du'er! Xiao Duer! Doctor Xu! Happy Chinese New Year! Where are you! Take a few days off! Come out and sing tomorrow No! Zheng Feng said that in order to welcome your partner to join our harmonious and friendly family, he decided to give up the right to use the microphone with tears in his eyes, but he hopes that the person who sings is your partner and not you. The main reason is that your pentagram is too incomplete..."

Xu Du held the phone in his palms, his eyelids were heavy like lead, sleepiness lingered in his brain, and all the energy he could barely spare was used to listen to Cao Xi's pentatonic insufficiency, the biggest misunderstanding of the 21st century : "I sing very well, thank you."

Cao Xi: "..."

God knows how difficult it is to make a person like Cao Xi who is better than Xu Du in the matter of thick skin speechless, but Xu Du did it!

After a long time, Cao Xi coughed twice: "Uh...well, Du'er, who told you that you sing well?"

Cao Xi tentatively asked, "How many days a week?"

Cao Xi came to the result: "Du'er, I'm sorry, but I've never had the nerve to tell you. I always felt that Zhou Jixing was not true to you. Now I understand that his love for you is as full as the sea. The greatest tolerance!"

Xu Du: "...Get lost."

Xu Du hung up the phone in a hurry, and then threw the phone aside. Within 2 minutes, Cao Xi called again. The two chatted about something, and Xu Du was completely awake. After the phone call, Xu Du picked up a coat from the bedside, put it on, and went out of the room.

The old range hood in his house was working hard, the sound was so loud that the whole living room could hear it, the lights were on in the kitchen, and occasionally there was the sound of a kitchen knife falling on the chopping board, Xu Du glanced aside, Seeing those few fish having fun in the fish tank, he molested them in the past, then put his arms around his coat and walked to the bathroom.

"Son." Teacher Xu, who was obsessed with playing chess with Xiaobai, finally noticed that his son had woken up, and he waved enthusiastically. This obsequious look is quite different from the way Xu Du drank his Moutai and was chased and killed by him. .

Xu Du narrowed his eyes at him, and stood still.

In this stalemate for three seconds, Teacher Xu finally tore away his gentle pretense and shouted loudly, "Come here quickly! You bastard!"

Xu Du: "..."

Xu Du passed away with the mentality of "I want to see which little spicy chicken taught the people's teacher who said dirty words". Teacher Xu put the mobile phone into his hand and urged: "Son, take a look, he I just ate four of my white seeds, and now I..."

Teacher Xu is disrespectful to the old, and catches Xiaobai every day to abuse him. Xiaobai finally grows up amidst failure and shame!

And then...then it was a trick pulled by Teacher Xu——Xu Du killed the dragon.

With all the big dragons gone, it was almost impossible to expect a Xiaobai to turn defeat into victory. In the end, Xiaobai conceded in the middle of the game.

Coincidentally, this game has a chat room function, Xu Du saw that his father was not ashamed at all for using a cheat.

Xu Du really felt that at least two-thirds of his face was inherited from his own father.

Although my father doesn't admit it...

After a lot of work, the New Year's Eve dinner had to be spread all over the table, and all the dishes were not served until eight o'clock. Teacher Zhuang was extremely tired. The hard work of their older generation was beyond Xu Du's reach—Mr. Zhuang was so tired, I also insisted on cleaning the kitchen sanitation inside and out.

Fireworks and firecrackers were banned in the city, and the details of Chinese New Year were simplified a lot. The family sat together, and Mr. Xu secretly opened a bottle of good wine under the eyes of his wife: "Son, let's touch one."

Xu Du took a sip. The baijiu was too strong and had a lot of stamina. Xu Du didn't like it very much, but Teacher Xu drank it vigorously.

Teacher Zhuang scolded him while putting vegetables in his bowl, and asked him to eat a la carte to fill his stomach before drinking.

The white wine in Xu Du's glass was replaced with orange juice. Xu Du held his chin with one hand and watched the two of them quarreling with a slight smile: "Dad."

Teacher Xu raised his glasses: "Hey, let's talk."

Xu Du suddenly said, "Let's hold a wedding next year."

Teacher Xu was taken aback for a moment, then his face darkened, and then slowly turned into unwillingness and remorse, as if he wished to put Xu Du, a dishonorable bastard, back in and have another chance.

Mrs. Zhuang said yes cheerfully: "I said that you got married too quickly and hastily. You didn't prepare anything, and the dowry was not discussed. To catch up with Xiao Zhou's holiday tomorrow, we have to make up for all the hardware..."

Teacher Xu slapped the boss on the table very domineeringly: "Buy it! Buy it for him! Don't let people think that our family is not well-mannered!"

Mr. Zhuang glanced at him in disgust, and said very disgustingly: "Aren't you bothering, these two big men, whoever will marry the other, why don't we just have a courtesy?"

Teacher Xu is not reconciled.

Xu Ducheng: "..."

Teacher Zhuang spoke with gusto, the more he talked, the happier he was. He even reported the list of banquets. He wondered whether he should invite some relatives who had little contact with him on weekdays. The more Xu Du listened, the corners of his mouth twitched for a long time. "...I'm not talking about me."

Huh?

The two teachers looked up at the same time.

Xu Du: "Isn't next year the 35th anniversary of your marriage?"