The Boyfriend Return Policy

"Or like Liang Fulan, for a box of biscuits and a bucket of water, whoever gets it first can fight for three hours. If I win the fight, I'm the best. If I lose, I'm all trash."

Zhou Jixing said: "Aren't I? You always say that I have a bad temper."

"Well, it's pretty bad." Xu Du turned his back to Zhou Jixing, and they couldn't see each other's expressions, so they just spoke quietly. Such a narrative gave people a feeling of being loved, " Although you have a bad temper and are rogue and willful, I can vaguely feel that you have a bottom line, you are a good person, and you have a gentle feeling."

"Zhou Chunsheng, Zhou Zhoushu, Zhou Guogen, Liang Fulan, Ding Kai... No matter which one, I was thinking about the difference between you and them. I didn't know until your sister looked at me just now, and I saw a trace of her. Why."

For the first time in Zhou Jixing, he felt that it was so difficult to speak, his Adam's apple rolled up and down: "Why?"

Xu Du smiled, very lightly, even the moonlight became gentle, they danced with the fluttering curtains, and the moonlight floated gently into the atrium, he said: "Because I will have a kind The feeling of joy, um, how should I put it..."

A few lines of tears in Zhou fell down at that moment.

Xu Du didn't notice it, he was still thinking about his words, and he wanted to turn around after thinking about it: "In terms of words, it's probably you or you... um... How many days a week!!"

As soon as Xu Du turned around, his face was covered by the quilt!

He struggled a few times, Zhou Jixing didn't know what kind of madness he suddenly had, not only suddenly covered his face with the quilt, but also pressed on him to prevent him from coming out. He scolded people through the quilt: "How many times a week are you fucking sick! You didn't give it to me just now! Now it's all covered in my face! You fucking want to suffocate me! The national five-year bachelor's degree, three-year master's degree, three-year doctorate training With a talent like me, is it easy for the country to die before making contributions to the country! Is it easy for me!"

Xu Du yelled for a long time, but no one answered at all, vaguely saying "You've broken your throat and no one will answer you".

He didn't know, and couldn't see that Zhou Jixing was hugging him across the quilt, which was a tenderness and dependence that he had never had before.

……

Xu Du woke up the next day, but the beast Zhou Jixing hadn't woken up yet, and the old beast slept with him all night. Xu Du felt like Sun Wukong, who was crushed by Wuzhishan all night, more than sleeping on the sofa. Still tired.

Xu Du took a lot of effort to get Zhou Jixing off of him, joking, Zhou Jixing is fine, and he still has to go to work.

Zhou Jixing's arm was moved to the ground. After all, he was not a dead person, so he raised his eyes with a vague feeling. Seeing the height of his eyes, Xu Du knew that this beast would fall asleep again within five seconds.

Sure enough... Zhou Jixing turned over, rolled up the quilt and went back to sleep.

Xu Du sat on the side, watching the whole process with a blank face: "..."

What the hell can you do to sleep on me!Looking for a thick mattress!

Xu Du angrily and mercilessly covered Zhou Jixing's face with a pillow. Zhou Jixing was so sleepy that he didn't even open his eyes, so he raised his hand to touch his hand. I thought what he was doing at night: "Don't make trouble..."

Xu Du was very sure that he didn't do anything, because he was the only one who shared the same bed with him the whole night yesterday, and if Zhou Jixing really did something, then he was the only one.

So Xu Du was pretty sure that this shit was just too tired, and couldn't wake up after taking a sudden rest.

What are you busy with?

Is it busier than a hospital near the Chinese New Year?

Oh.

Xu Du remembered that the big star was busy rehearsing for the Spring Festival Gala.

Xu Du thought about it carefully, but he still didn't recall the shadow of Zhou Jixing from the Spring Festival Gala in previous years. Why don't you look back?Forget it, it's a waste of time, he hasn't watched the last ad yet.

Xu Du thought about it and suddenly felt that Zhou Jixing's eyelashes are quite long, are they natural?Zhou Zhou's eyelashes don't seem to be so long, are they straight?

Xu Du didn't seem to have really thought about whether Zhou Jixing had plastic surgery.

He bent down a little to look at Zhou Jixing's eyes, Zhou Jixing was so human when he fell asleep, Xu Du was really relieved to see him obediently closing his eyes.

He raised his hand unconsciously, and slowly reached out to Zhou Jixing's eyes. He closed his eyes quietly, his eyelashes curled up obediently, in the soft morning light...

The fingertips are about to touch, only millimeters away.

Zhou Jixing suddenly opened his eyes.

Xu Du was taken aback!My heart was stuck for a second!This is very unhealthy!

"Your mother..." Before he could utter the increasingly frequent swear words, Zhou Jixing grabbed his wrist, turned over, and his status changed instantaneously.

Xu Du opened his eyes, and felt the pillow under his head, perhaps with the residual warmth of his former sleeper, and Zhou Jixing's legendary wall thump, no, bed thump...

Zhou Jixing put one hand next to his ear, his wrist faintly touching his ear, Zhou Jixing bent down, the pair of eyes he praised for being beautiful were very close at hand, too close, the tip of his nose touched his Yes, the breath blended in and out, Xu Du saw himself in his eyes, and subconsciously held his breath.

Xu Du's ears turned red.

When he is shy, his ears are always red.

Much more honest than the master.

The red is not evenly distributed, the base of the ear is the most red, the red is deep, and it reaches the lower earlobe, with a little shy pink.

Zhou Jixing raised his hand and crushed his red earlobe between his fingertips.

Xu Du: "You..."

In the next second, he saw Zhou Jixing's eyes bent, a hint of a smile appeared, Xu Du's heart was beating violently...

He opened his mouth slightly.

While throbbing, Zhou Jixing said, "Does it look good?"

Xu Du was at a loss.

Zhou Jixing brushed the hair on his head, turned over, sat on a chair beside him, propped one hand on the back of the chair, his face was relaxed, and there was a trace of teasing: "My first debut The lesson is to look in the mirror to find the most attractive part of yourself, which angle looks good, and which angle should be restrained."

Xu Du was silent.

Zhou Jixing raised his eyebrows: "From that angle just now, you will think I am very handsome."

For a moment, Xu Du had nothing to say, then he laughed, and stretched his legs to kick Zhou Jixing who was sitting on the chair: "Crazy! Hey! Did you grow eyelashes!"

Zhou Jixing grabbed his foot and threw it aside, Xu Du persevered in kicking him, and fought for a while, Zhou Jixing reminded him that he would be late if he didn't get up, Xu Du noticed the time and cursed. Got out of bed, opened the door, and went out.