The Boyfriend Return Policy

Xu Du opened the car door, stepped out of the car, and looked around.

Xu Du took off one earphone and took out the mobile phone from his pocket when he didn't see the person from Zhou Jixing. Seeing that there was still a signal, he called Zhou Jixing: "Where did you go?"

"look up."

"Ok?"

Xu Du raised his head in bewilderment, and saw a man standing on the tall five-storey pavilion, it was Zhou Jixing.

Zhou Jixing's voice came from the earphones: "Come up."

"What are you doing up there..." Xu Du muttered while rubbing the ear with the earphones on. He had just fallen asleep, half of his face was pillowed on his arm, and the pillow was red, and so were his ears, red and hot.

Xu Du turned off the music software on his mobile phone, raised his hand to take off the earphones, put them in his pocket together, and walked towards the pavilion.

In the middle of the five-storey pavilion was a revolving wooden ladder that ran through the pavilion. Xu Du, a weakling, felt exhausted after climbing a few floors, although he himself thought it was because he was wearing too thick clothes.

After finally reaching the fifth floor, Zhou Jixing turned around from the fence, his eyes rested on Xu Du for a second, and he said nothing good: "Slow to death."

Xu Du: "...Come and try climbing?"

Zhou Jixing walked past him, walking from the direction facing their Volkswagen to the other end: "It's possible that I flew up."

Xu Du: "... I didn't look at you when you climbed up, maybe you took two steps and rested?"

In fact, Xu Du himself didn't believe this. Although Zhou Jixing couldn't do anything else, in terms of physical strength, he beat Xu Du by a hundred blocks.

Xu Du spoke with a guilty conscience, the more guilty he became, the more he muttered, Zhou Jixing turned his back to him: "Stop talking nonsense, come here."

Xu Du walked towards him, don't say: "What are we doing, aren't we going to eat..."...

Xu Du's voice stopped, his eye sockets suddenly opened wide, the sky was vast, looking past, the sea of ​​clouds dyed warm by the sun was lingering together in patches, Xu Du saw the mountains in the distance, with undulating shapes.

The white snow is under his feet, and there are countless forests, and the nine bends and eighteen bends buried in white are intertwined.

Xu Du: "This is...we are still in Mohe?"

Zhou Jixing gave him a nonsense look.

Xu Du: "Then... oh, it was the day I drew the water, right? Why did you suddenly think of it?"

Zhou Jixing turned his eyes contemptuously: "Who beeped Lai Lai that day to see the snow."

Xu Du understood.

He opened his mouth, staring at Zhou Jixing in a daze.

Zhou Jixing: "Silly boy."

Zhou Jixing's words mean the same thing as a fool.

"Zhou-ji-ok--" Xu Du suddenly broke out, and rushed forward with a stride, and hugged Zhou Jixing suddenly, body and body collided, and there was a small sound of cloth rubbing, "You are so interesting!! "

Zhou Jixing was suddenly hugged by him, took a step back, bumped his butt against the fence, opened his eyes, was stunned for three seconds, and then shouted: "Xu———"

Xu Du was so excited that he couldn't finish: "Hey hey!"

"Hey, your sister." Zhou Jixing grabbed Xu Du by the collar, pulled him away, and patted himself, "Do you want to knock me off?"

Xu Du giggled: "What a hatred!"

The corner of Zhou Jixing's mouth twitched: "Look quickly, leave after watching."

Xu Du: "Shall we go to the airport after watching?"

Zhou Jixing: "Otherwise?"

Xu Du looked expectantly: "Is there nothing else?"

Day of the week: "..."

Half an hour later, Xu Du got out of the car screaming. He was already 30 years old. He was as excited as a chick when he passed the age of 31. He ran all the way over. The whole person is like a ball: "Xue Xuexue, how many days a week!"

Zhou Jixing helped his forehead: "Yes."

Xu Du: "This, this, this! Here is a stone tablet of our great China! Longitude 123o, latitude 53o, altitude 287 meters..."

Zhou Ji said in a perfunctory manner, "Mmmmm."

Jumping a few steps forward, Xu Du looked at a huge rock with bright red words on it: The northernmost point of China.

A group of mothers are standing in front of the stone, posing the most popular pose on the Internet - spelling five-pointed stars!

"eggplant--"

The voice is loud and energetic, and he can definitely live to be 80 years old.

After the group photo was taken, one by one held up the national flag to take individual photos. Xu Du stood by and watched. Zhou Jixing was late, and he was wearing sunglasses. He was a cool guy at that stop.

He looked at Xu Du with great interest at the group of mothers who could get out of the supermarket payment line just by taking a photo, and he had a bad feeling in his heart: "...you don't want to take this too Bar?"

Zhou Jixing told himself that although Xu Du was a fool, he was not that childish.

Because he is definitely the kind of person who gives up on checking out because he is too lazy to line up!

Xu Du looked up and winked at him: "Can you borrow the national flag for me? I think it's pretty cool to take pictures here."

A few lines of the week: "..."

"Look at it! Hey! Look at it! Can I stand here!" Mama Sang was dressed in red, yellow, blue and green, and she stood two steps back, almost touching the stone.

"That's it!"

"Pose!"

"It's time to take a picture!"

……

Muttering, there is a kind of rush in the vegetable market.

Zhou Jixing looked at the fluttering colorful gauze scarf and the graceful stretched figure, the corners of his mouth twitched: "...No, I refuse."

"Ah." Xu Du nodded, "I really can't force others to have courage, sorry."

Zhou Jixing raised his hand and put his paw on Xu Du's head: "Can the aggressive method be used more childishly?"

Xu Du: "If it's useful..."

"Hey! Two boys over there!"

The two turned their heads at the same time.

The aunt holding a travel agency sign waved at them.

Zhou Jixing and Xu Du look at each other, looking at each other.

"It's you guys!" The aunt shouted loudly, very enthusiastically, "You guys want to take pictures! Let's go together!"

Day of the week: "..."

Xu Du: "..."

The two of them were speechless here, and the aunt had already stepped forward in her little black leather boots: "Come on, you're welcome! Look at you two, you guys have been here for a long time!"

Zhou Jixing: "...Didn't you want to take a picture, come on."

Xu Du: "No, I think this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity should be given to you. People must be looking at you."

"I'm wearing sunglasses to see shit!"

"I'm still wearing a scarf!"

……

Both of them are not good at making big moves under the watchful eyes of the public, so they can only "give way" to the extreme in words.

In a blink of an eye, the aunt had already killed them in front of them, and Xu Du straightened his back instantly!

Aunt: "I've been calling you for a long time! Why don't you answer me!"

Xu Du immediately pointed to Zhou Jixing: "He said he was shy, and I was trying to persuade him to be brave."

Zhou Jixing came over with a sharp eye, but Xu Dudang couldn't see through the sunglasses anyway.

"Oh! What's so embarrassing about this!" The aunt held Zhou Jixing's hand, "It's a rare visit, take a photo before leaving."

Xu Du watched helplessly as Zhou Jixing was being dragged away, and while being dragged away, he continued to ask him, "You two are the only ones here? Are you here for a trip? He's a college student! Such a handsome young man, do you have a date?" Where is it at home? Is it cold if you wear so little?"

Zhou Jixing was expressionless: "..."

"Pfft." Xu Du turned his face away and smiled.

Zhou Jixing: "I have a partner."

"Huh? That's a pity. I also said that I would introduce you to the second daughter of my third aunt's little cousin. That little girl is very beautiful, but she has high eyesight. Most people don't like her!" She He raised his hand and yelled, "Sisters! Come on! We're taking pictures!"

The seven fairies went into battle together, skillfully posing in front of the boulder at the northernmost point in China. Zhou Jixing stood there at a loss as to what to do, and was stuck in the middle by the five-pointed star shape of the seven fairies, like a fool.

Xu Du laughed so hard that he took out his mobile phone. At this time, he must take pictures as souvenirs.

Xu Du was holding up his phone and still laughing, he was a little out of breath, his hand holding the phone was shaking all the time: "Don't move, I'll take a picture for you! Oh, my ancestor is the most handsome hahaha..."

Point your finger, take a picture, and stay there to say that one day it will be the gold medal for avoiding death.

Xu Du ran away after filming, and stayed here waiting to die?Just kidding, unfortunately, due to various reasons, Xu Du didn't go far before being carried back by Zhou Jixing like a rabbit: "I was wrong, really, really wrong... Hey! Can I delete the photo! Hahaha "No, I still want to laugh..."

Zhou Jixing carried Xu Du back to the original point all the way, and then threw him away: "He said he was jealous of me and wanted to get one too."

Xu Du took it very seriously, this matter was meant to be fun, and he didn't have any idol burden to speak of, so he raised his hands in surrender: "All right, all right, I'll shoot."

He plunged into it: "Everyone is as beautiful as a flower, I'm here!"

Do you want to face?

Xu Du stuck half of his face on the other half, thick-skinned and shameless at the same time.

He took the initiative to stand in the five-pointed star created by his mothers hand in hand, with a gray-green scarf hugging his face, and when he smiled, he could faintly see the small white teeth behind the scarf: "Eggplant——"

After taking pictures, Xu Du shook hands with them one by one: "Thank you, thank you."

Mama Sang: "Why don't we take a picture together for you two? We've come here, so we should leave more souvenirs."

Xu Du groaned, then smiled: "Okay, thank you."

"Zhou——" Xu Du thought for a while, and changed it to: "Little ancestor! Old ancestor! Please move back! Condescend to come and take a photo with me!"

Xu Du screamed happily, it's not hard to see his joy and relaxation, these seven days are not as happy as today, a few well-known big stars and strangers are together every day, they are more or less uncomfortable.

"Old-zu-zong--" Xu Du clasped his hands into a loudspeaker and yelled, his voice could be heard all over the place.

Weeks passed.

"Come, come." Xu Du put his hand on Zhou Jixing's shoulder, "Come on, have a smile."

After he said this, he turned his head, smiled at the camera, and cooperated with his mother who shouted with him: "Egg—"

Zhou Jixing laughed.

Freeze in this photo.

In the vast expanse of snow, with clear eyes and a bright smile, he seemed to be still a teenager.

Zhou Jixing and Xu Du thanked their mothers and went back. This time, they really wanted to go back. Xu Du squinted his eyes comfortably, and finally looked at the snowy sky: "Zhou Jixing , what were you like when you were young?"

Day of the week: "..."

"Hahaha, I don't mean you are old, I mean what were you like when you were seventeen or eighteen?"

Zhou Jixing: "It looks like it just debuted."

Xu Du suddenly turned his head: "You mean the shampoo... um, Yachen's ad?"

A few lines of the week: "..."

Zhou Jixing’s impression of that ad is probably like when you were fourteen or fifteen years old when you were aesthetically blind and very non-mainstream, you deliberately picked the one with black roses and crosses, and wrote in exaggerated fonts “The coolest thing is not human.” ", "Three Points of Gentleness", "I would like to draw a prison for you" photo stickers...

You don't want to look back at all, even just once.

Xu Du: "I really haven't searched for it. It just so happens that there is still a signal here. Let me check."

Zhou Jixing suddenly reached out and snatched the phone that Xu Du had just opened the browser.

"What are you doing?" Xu Du looked up at him in a daze.

When Zhou Jixing was talking, he put Xu Du's mobile phone into his pocket very naturally: "You drive."

Xu Du: "?"

Zhou Jixing took a step forward.

"Hey!" Xu Du chased after him, "I've never driven a car in the snow! Are you sure! No! You fucking give me back my phone!"

Zhou Jixing strode ahead, and the voice came slowly: "Don't play with your mobile phone while driving."

Xu Du: "...you just don't want me to see that ad!"

With the mobile phone in his hand, Zhou Jixing acted quite calmly. When he turned his head, he frowned subtly: "Yes."

Xu Du: "..."

Confident and shameless...

.........

After seven days, Xu Du returned to the hospital again. As soon as he stepped into the gate of the hospital, countless pairs of eyes looked over.

Too high profile.

Almost everyone in the hospital knew that he was on TV and had a relationship.

Xu Du himself felt that he was high-profile. Judging by the inexplicably unanimous judgment of the public, he probably said in private that he would be smug when he was in a relationship, and he would forget his duty when he twisted his buttocks on the bed.

"Doctor Xu, you're back." Wang Lin happened to see him when she went downstairs, and became the first acquaintance Xu Du saw after returning.

Wang Lin greeted him and approached him with a smile. Xu Du always suspected that they thought that gays are best friends and that they don't need to be separated by gender. The nurse and the female doctor are getting more and more comfortable flirting with him.

Wang Lin blinked: "It looks like I'm younger, but after being bathed in love, people are different."

Xu Du: "...I was frozen."

Wang Lin laughed out loud, and seemed to have accepted that the male god who was originally out of reach suddenly talked about love with an ordinary little doctor beside her, who was still a male doctor: "I'm dying of laughter, aren't you going to record it?" Is it from the show? Why are you getting involved with Auntie?"

Xu Du was stunned: "???"

Seeing him like this, Wang Lin knew that he didn't read Weibo again, so she raised her hand and poked him on his left shoulder, then smiled and withdrew her hand: "Look at Weibo by yourself."

I fuck.

He just came back, and the temperature hasn't adjusted to him yet, what's wrong?

Xu Du was about to put his hand in his pocket when he heard Wang Lin asking, "When will the show air? I will be your loyal audience."

Xu Du paused, suddenly, he remembered something.

He promised Li Duo to help her get an autograph, but at first it seemed like he was in a cold war, then he fell ill as soon as he arrived in Mohe, and after that... he forgot.