The Boyfriend Return Policy

The painting style is more gouache, with a touch of freshness, it looks... again, if the one with the big belly is not him, Xu Du doesn't think it's weird.

"Pfft." It was Zhou Jixing who laughed.

Xu Du turned his head mechanically, his gaze shot past him.

Zhou Jixing raised his hand to cover his smile.

In the written narrative, laughter is the most mentioned in people's expressions. Not only the way of laughing is full of flowers and reasons, but a lot of words can be formed for laughing. In fact, the most important thing is——he and Like the eyes, they are the windows of sincerity.

Audiences always like to use crying scenes to evaluate an actor's acting skills, but in fact the most testing thing is laughter.

At least with Zhou Jixing's current acting skills, he can't perform the way he laughs.

like now.

Not elegant, but sincere.

Xu Du met his eyes, damn it, he couldn't even swear.

Angkor: "It's actually like this. Netizens now have a lot of brains. In order to satisfy the creation, there is ABO. In ABO, there will be three genders. Male and female are not important. As long as you are O, you can get pregnant. "

Xu Du: "...so I am O?"

Angkor nodded: "Yes."

Xu Du: "..."

Speechless, Xu Du choked out a sentence for a long time: "Creative freedom."

When he said this, everyone in the room was overjoyed. His expression was so aggrieved that it was a bit funny.

Can Xu Du hold back?Although even his own mother doesn't believe it now, he is still a straight man in essence, okay?

An old man who is not as good as Mr. Zhuang when surfing the Internet, sees an old man who can't understand the Internet language of the new generation of children, and then suddenly sees a picture of himself...

That's fine, why is he down here, in terms of understanding of chrysanthemums, can he walk a hundred streets in a few weeks?

.........

This is the last day of recording for this issue of "Pink Letter Paper". It is said that the guests are going to prepare a dinner table by themselves to create a melancholy atmosphere of separation.

The ingredients are all ready-made, and it depends on each person's play.

Xu Du's limbs are not working, and he can't distinguish five grains. If you expect him to cook, it's better to see where instant noodles are sold. He was sent to fold beans with Tao Dong.

There was a small bench for each person, and when they sat there, Xu Du broke the mung beans in his hand without much energy.

Tao Dong: "Are you still thinking about the afternoon?"

Xu Du: "Not at all."

Seeing that the camera wasn't there, Tao Dong said, "The show crew is bad enough. Don't even think about showing this in front of so many people. Even if you're not number one today, they'll still attack you."

Xu Du looked at her suspiciously: "Why?"

Tao Dong himself broke a bean for half a day, and he felt sorry for his nails: "Because you are both men."

Xu Du understood a little bit.

Tao Dong: "Think about it, if this matter is put on a girl, the program crew must not be scolded to death, and you have been so passive and sabotage recently, they are eager to create topics for you, we say it is difficult to hire, but it is not that difficult , but you are different, as far as your job is concerned, even if your boyfriend wants to consume you, you have to be careful."

Xu Du let out a sigh: "You know again."

"That's right." Tao Dong climbed up the pole, not caring at all whether Xu Du's words were in a positive or negative sense, "Anyone with a discerning eye will know it at a glance. With your temperament, could it be that you asked to come here?"

Xu Du didn't even know how he came to be a person who "regards money like dung". He is also a person who feels sorry for the tax deducted for the monthly salary: "Why not?"

Tao Dong: "Don't lie to me. I've been around for so many years. I have nothing else. I still have a little bit of eyesight. If you really want to debut, you can find me. I'll introduce you to a talent show and escort you along the way." Safeguard."

"Yes." Xu Du stopped, "I thank you, let's forget it."

Tao Dong has avenged Xu Du for laughing at her in the morning, and this will be hearty and hearty.

Xu Du: "Be careful."

Tao Dong was confident and confident, he was holding a bean in his hand for a long time before folding it: "How can you survive in the circle if you are not small-minded."

A few days ago, Xu Du asked Tao Dong why he was specially caught as a trash can. He probably understood now, because Xu Du didn't care, didn't care what she was like, and didn't care about the extravagant and elegant background of this circle. , is a reassuring trash can: "Is it interesting? If you are so unhappy, just leave."

Tao Dong paused while touching Doujiao's hand, and for a moment, the joke faded from her face. She was the same kind of person as Zhou Jixing, at least for now. After staying in the same circle for a long time, it is inevitable that she will feel disgusted. , but...but they have a thousand reasons why they can't give up.

Xu Du: "Okay, okay, I get it, I'm leaving tomorrow, it's rare to catch a trash can like me, you can spit it out, go back and continue to be your cutie."

Tao Dong forced a smile and picked the beans with his nails: "Xu Du, is there any kind of gentlemen's education in your family?"

Xu Du: "No."

This was never taught in his family. His father gave his mother the decision-making power because he loved his mother, and his mother took all the responsibility on herself because his father was not a housekeeper.

It’s always like this in a family. It’s the mother who takes care of her heart and soul, and it’s also the mother who is strict and talkative. Teacher Zhuang has devoted most of her life to the family and students. She can’t get pleasing comments from the students. Tired, very hard, this is what Teacher Xu told him since he was a child.

So even if Mr. Zhuang didn't even have time to make breakfast for him before, Xu Du never blamed Mr. Zhuang even if he was taken to the cafeteria by Mr. Xu every day.

Their family has always been like this, Mr. Zhuang takes care of them, and the father and son dote on Mr. Zhuang.

It may also be because growing up in such an environment, Xu Du didn't care too much. He would first look at other people's difficulties, especially for women. Thoughts that don't count and don't count

Tao Dong laughed, and the beans in his hand were finally broken: "Just like you, why didn't you find a girl."

Xu Duxin said that I think so too, good fortune tricks people, really good luck tricks people, he has seen people complaining about the marriage partners he was assigned in the forum, and he has seen people who want to leave but can't leave, but he has never seen someone like him In this way, he is assigned... Forget it, Xu Du has accepted that this will be the case in his life, and Zhou Jixing won't need him anymore, and no matter how few people are around him, he just hopes that Mr. Zhuang and the others can see it more openly.

Zhou Jixing was able to get so familiar with Mr. Zhuang and the others, all kinds of accidents added together, and now... Forget it, let's take one step at a time.

"What are you guys talking about?" Chen Lu came out of the kitchen, holding a frozen pear in her hand, "Add me."

Tao Dong: "Sister-in-law."

"Hey, don't call it that, it's over when it's finished." Chen Lu waved her hand, and then changed the topic, she pointed inside, "They're all stinky men, I'd better come to you, what did you just say ?”

Xu Du raised his hand: "There is also a stinky man here."