The Boyfriend Return Policy

"Put your butt up, stick it up higher, and break it apart with your hands."

It's a word that makes people daydream, but there is no other meaning here, it is pure and literal.

Xu Du put on the finger cots with a blank face, and he couldn't be more proficient in applying lubricant, and poked the big brother's anus lying on the examination bed.

The cry was ecstasy enough, Xu Du rolled his eyes, looked at the white ceiling, pondered the touch on his fingers, just for a moment, Xu Du stopped his fingers: "Handsome guy, did you not have a bowel movement this morning?"

The big brother is a little shy.

Xu Du: "..."

You are a shy bird!

Xu Du heard the nurse outside the curtain chuckle, he had no choice but to become an anorectal doctor, and he was ashamed to say that he was an anorectal doctor if he didn't touch something like this.

One minute later, the big brother rushed to the toilet with his buttocks between his legs, leaving Xu Du in the examination room with a numb face, throwing off his fingertips and washing his hands.

As an outstanding young man who responded to the country's call and made up for the lack of people, Xu Du was assigned to the anorectal department after graduation.

I can’t tell whether it’s luck or misfortune. Let’s say it’s dirty. There are many places in the hospital that are more dirty and smelly than the anorectal department. It's heaven here.

Xu Du is a rather open-minded person. He thinks that there is nothing wrong with being assigned to the anorectal department, except that he is repeatedly teased and asked why he wants to check other people's chrysanthemums during festivals and friends gatherings. So he is in the anorectal department Waiting to become a veteran-level figure.

However, the facts proved that Xu Du was really too young back then. When his mother soloed to 30 years old, Xu Du finally discovered the importance of changing careers.

I know a girl, and when people ask you what you do, you answer doctor, and then ask you which department you are in, you have to be very serious, and you must not say "anorectal" in the slightest.

Often before the little hand is closed, the little girl will suspect that after doing something, she will tell her solemnly: "I touched it just now, and you don't have hemorrhoids."

People's prejudice is really terrible, just like the female doctor who is assigned to the urology department, she is not welcomed by the target. Even if the target can understand, the seven aunts and eight aunts in the target's family can't.

Do you think that the elders misunderstand that the major of construction is to move bricks, the major of learning Arabic is to sell oil, and the major of drainage is only for sewers?

No!That's nothing at all. If you are misunderstood, you can at least explain a few sentences, and tell them righteously that Arabic can not only sell oil but also quarrel, but not anorectal!

People say that I watch chrysanthemums, what can I refute!I'm the one who looks at other people's asses!

Besides, as long as the doctors in other departments are more handsome, when they meet older aunts and aunts, they can't wait to turn into matchmakers and snatch the doctor away first.

When it came to Xu Du, it turned into hesitating regret: "Doctor Xu, you are such a young man, why did you do this?"

Oh, Xu Du is now in his third year, and the young man has to remove another small word.

What is the world is not worth it, this is good!

……

I was almost busy in the morning. Xu Du sat in the office and typed up the medical records. Halfway through the call, Teacher Zhuang called. The son was a treasure when he was just born, and he was a treasure when he could call his mother. Bao, who is 30 years old and hasn't found a partner yet, that's grass.

Mr. Zhuang's attitude towards grass was very ruthless. When he made a phone call, he didn't ask him how he was at work, how his life was, what he ate and did, and he just said, "Xu Du, have you found a partner yet?"

While continuing to type the case list, Xu Du replied numbly, "Not yet."

"Black, white, yellow, I've shown you all kinds of buttocks, why can't you find one under the covers?"

Xu Du pretended to criticize severely: "Mr. Zhuang, I think your words are ambiguous."

"Forget it." Teacher Zhuang sighed, and it was rare for him not to continue scolding him, "I don't expect you to find it yourself, Xu Du, you are thirty..."

Xu Du: "Not yet, it's still one day away."

Teacher Zhuang said earnestly: "Xu Du, I've thought about it for a long time, and you're just like this. Mom really doesn't expect you anymore.

Xu Du, who was suddenly turned around, seemed to see freedom calling him: "Eh?!"

Teacher Zhuang: "Tomorrow, you bring me your documents and medical examination form, and go to the Civil Affairs Office."

Xu Du didn't expect that this was still a roller coaster, and sooner or later he would turn back to the starting point: "No, who will marry me?"

Then he realized that his mother was making him obey the state's distribution target.

With the development of the times, the road of socialism has become wider and wider, and it has become more and more humane. Six years ago, the country passed a people's proposal - when women reach the age of 23 and men reach the age of 26, they all have the choice to find their own. object, or subject to the rights assigned by the state.

I heard that this is calculated according to the degree of matching. Input your occupation, age, family situation, and some special experiences into the computer, and the computer with huge data will filter out the most suitable person for you.

Does it sound particularly good, but it also has certain risks, because this right to choose stops at the moment you agree, once you choose to obey the assignment, no matter what kind of person you are assigned, you have to follow him for the rest of your life pass.

Whether it is rich or poor, outstanding or mediocre, healthy or sick... these all depend on the results screened out by the computer.

It's like a gamble. Some people win the bet and go to the sky, and they have thick thighs from then on. Some people are assigned to the disabled, special hobbies, etc., and they must marry him. This life is almost ruined.

Xu Du never thought that he would rely on the state to assign him a partner.

Xu Du: "Mr. Zhuang, calm down, your son..."

Mr. Zhuang was very firm about this, obviously he had put up with Xu Du for a long time: "Please take a good leave of absence for me, bring good things at nine o'clock tomorrow morning, and come to the Civil Affairs Office, if you don't come, I will break your leg !"

Xu Du: "..."

Xu Du has never regretted entering the anorectal department as much as he did at this moment...