An Emergency Guide to Keeping Earth Peaceful

The first class activity in the freshman year, the class organized to go to the underwater world.

Miao Miaomiao has never been to the underwater world since she was a child, and she is a little looking forward to it~

Soon, the time came to the day of the class activity, and everything was just like what was written in the elementary school Chinese composition——this day was sunny and clear, and it was a good season for traveling~

The class gave an order, and everyone set off happily.

In the car, Xiao Jingyu coldly rejected several girls who took the initiative to talk to him, and sat next to Miao Miaomiao expressionlessly under the eyes of other boys who were envious, jealous and incomprehensible.

Miao Miaomiao, who was accidentally hurt by the eager eyes of the girls and the envious eyes of the boys, felt a lot of pressure: "..."

What's so good about this octopus?

Miao Miaomiao turned her head and took a look at Xiao Jingyu... Well, I have to admit that the human form of this octopus is really eye-catching.

Even Miao Miaomiao, who has long been used to watching, couldn't help but her heart beat faster at this moment.

Unknowingly, Miao Miaomiao, who had already bent so hard that she couldn't bend anymore: "..."

Compared with Miao Miaomiao's various blushes and heartbeats, Xiao Jingyu's face is full of wearyness, with a look of lovelessness.

Miao Miaomiao fell into deep thinking. Could it be that this is an octopus that gets motion sickness?

Wait, isn't that right, I heard that this octopus can even drive a mecha, and even the mecha can't get dizzy, so what is this kind of car!

Just when Miao Miaomiao was full of doubts, Xiao Jingyu snorted sullenly: "It's so noisy."

The background sound is a group of boys and girls chatting and laughing, very lively.

Miao Miaomiao sneered: "Everyone is very excited to go on a trip..." Although it is a class activity in name, it is actually a trip.

Xiao Jingyu silently buried his face on Miao Miaomiao's shoulder.

The scorching breath sprayed on the back of Miao Miaomiao's neck, making Miao Miaomiao stiff for a moment.

hot...

Itchy……

Miao Miaomiao felt bad all of a sudden.

Although he and Xiao Jingyu had even done more intimate things before, this sudden skin-to-skin contact still made him feel a little dazed for a moment, and his imagination was running wild.

Xiao Jingyu buried his face on Miao Miaomiao's shoulder all the way, sniffing the smell of Miao Miaomiao's body, his face was intoxicated.

When they arrived at the underwater world, because there were too many people in their class, they decided to split up and gather when they left.

The others split up a few times, and a few girls eagerly came to Xiao Jingyu——

"Xiao Jingyu, let's play together? OK?"

"We don't know the way..."

Xiao Jingyu gave them a cold look: "Not good."

Miao Miaomiao: "..." So straightforward!

Didn't you see that the girls' faces are all pale?

The girls looked disappointed, and one of them looked pitifully at Miao Miaomiao: "Is it really not possible?"

Miao Miaomiao coughed lightly: "We don't know the way too well."

Look, how tactful he is!

Looking at the backs of those girls leaving in disappointment, Miao Miaomiao raised her arm and poked Xiao Jingyu, her tone narrowed: "It seems that you are quite popular with women on Earth..."

Xiao Jingyu looked puzzled, so: "...?"

Miao Miaomiao shook her head: "Forget it, you Martian, you don't understand the ways of the world at all."

Xiao Jingyu said solemnly: "I'm not a Martian."

Miao Miaomiao: "..." The focus is wrong!

Miao Miaomiao: "Look! There are octopuses there! Let's go and see the octopuses!"

Xiao Jingyu: "...?"

Miao Miaomiao grabbed Xiao Jingyu's arm and walked towards the octopus restaurant on the side.

Live octopus!

This is the first time Miao Miaomiao has seen a real octopus... except for the alien octopus next to him.

The octopus inside the glass is huge, but it is far from the size Xiao Jingyu used to be. Miao Miaomiao looked at the octopus outside the glass, then at the real octopus inside the glass, and nodded.

Sure enough, Xiao Jingyu's octopus form is more handsome!

Xiao Jingyu on the side looked at the big octopus inside the glass, frowned, not knowing what he was thinking.

Miao Miaomiao's heart skipped a beat... Wait, could it be that Xiao Jingyu was angry when he saw his "kind" locked in glass?

Just when Miao Miaomiao began to worry about whether Xiao Jingyu would do something impulsive because of anger, Xiao Jingyu snorted coldly and turned his head away.

Facing Miao Miaomiao's puzzled and worried eyes, Xiao Jingyu frowned and said, "What's wrong? Do you like this kind of low IQ... partner?"

Low, low IQ?

It is said that there are [-] million neurons in the brain of an octopus, and it has a way of thinking that even humans cannot understand...

Miao Miaomiao retorted subconsciously, but Xiao Jingyu snorted: "Otherwise, why would they be locked up by humans and treated as ornamental animals?"

The corner of Miao Miaomiao's mouth twitched, but she couldn't refute it for a while. After all, what Xiao Jingyu said made sense... Any animal with high IQ and self-awareness should not like being locked in a cage as an ornamental animal Come and see?

"There's nothing to see, let's go."

Xiao Jingyu glanced at the octopus in the glass with a lack of interest. At this time, the octopus was swimming leisurely and blowing bubbles...

Miao Miaomiao glanced at the octopus. Although seeing a live octopus for the first time made him feel very novel, but after seeing it for a long time, it was nothing more than that. An octopus is an octopus, and no matter how you look at it, it can't become a human being.

But the octopus that will turn into a living person, isn't there one beside him?

And no matter how you look at it, the octopus next to him looks much better.

Miao Miaomiao shook her head, then turned and left.

But the moment he turned around, he seemed to see the octopus glanced at him, but when Miao Miaomiao stopped and looked over, he found that the octopus was still swimming leisurely and blowing bubbles ...

...Maybe it's an illusion?

Soon, the day passed, and it was time for everyone to leave.

Just like what is written in the primary school Chinese composition, "Today I spent a very meaningful day, and my heart is as sweet as eating honey."

Everyone set foot on the return journey wearily, and Miao Miaomiao, who had been walking for a day, fell asleep in the car.

And he also had a strange dream.

In the dream, an octopus entangled his body, inserted its eight tentacles with suction cups into his clothes, and fumbled wantonly.

Surrounded by cold and dark sea water, the only place where the whole body can feel warmth is the place where the skin of the octopus touches...

Strange, aren't octopuses cold-blooded?

However, octopuses with warm bodies do exist in this world...

When Miao Miaomiao woke up, he found that he was already lying on the bed at home.

The sea water in the dream has disappeared, and the biting cold feeling has also disappeared...

The only thing that didn't disappear were the tentacles groping around inside his clothes, and the big warm octopus behind him.