An Emergency Guide to Keeping Earth Peaceful

The last race in the afternoon was 5000 meters, and Xiao Jingyu's performance still stole the limelight.

At the very beginning, he got rid of the group of professional players of the school team. When many people laughed at him for being so desperate at the beginning, he would definitely run out of energy after running halfway, but he Maintaining such a fast speed, I ran lap after lap, maintaining an even speed throughout the process.

Everyone's eyes were ridiculed at first, then numb, and finally shocked.

When Xiao Jingyu finally rushed to the finish line with a big lap ahead of No.2, everyone was numb to calm.

Xiao Jingyu won again.

When the scores of each class were finally counted, Miao Miaomiao's class became the class with the highest score in the school as a liberal arts class. Not only did it become the highest-scoring liberal arts class in the history of the school sports meeting, it even broke the school record. The scoring record of all classes in the history of the Games.

Of course, most of the grades and scores of their class come from Xiao Jingyu, an anti-human existence, because in the school sports meeting, the higher the ranking, the more points, and Xiao Jingyu, a non-human being, single-handedly won more than a dozen No.1 in this event is simply a magic tool for scoring points.

Those school team players who used to shine in the school sports meeting without any disadvantage, now their hearts are broken.

In short, Xiao Jingyu stole the limelight at the school sports meeting, and for a long time after that, he became the focus of heated discussions in the school, which is called a limelight.

And Miao Miaomiao's unpopular situation in class seems to have improved.

Although he didn't achieve any results in the school sports meeting, I don't know if he was moved by his persistence and spirit. Since the school sports meeting, his situation in the class has been greatly improved.

In the past, only his deskmate was willing to talk to him, and almost everyone else avoided him.But now at least everyone is willing to have a few words with him. Although the attitude is not warm... Miao Miaomiao is already very satisfied. progress.

Soon, Miao Miaomiao got the first month's manuscript fee since he wrote the novel, and it was much more than he imagined.

When Miao Miaomiao was happy, she prepared to take Xiao Jingyu to the restaurant.

But this time he is going to take Xiao Jingyu to a place that is a little higher than the food stall, that is - selling McDonald's.

McDonald's is still a rarity in this era. Although the price is a bit expensive for the price level of this era, it is still welcomed by many people.

For Xiao Jingyu, who has been dependent on his grandmother since he was a child, because his family was not rich since he was a child, foreign fast food like McDonald's is considered a rare delicacy for him when he was a child.Miao Miaomiao's grandmother rarely takes him to McDonald's, firstly because the family's financial situation does not allow it, and secondly because his grandmother thinks this kind of foreign fast food is unhealthy for children.

But for children of this age, McDonald's seems to have become an obsession.

The same is true for Miao Miaomiao. Although he thinks about it now, he doesn't think McDonald's is so delicious, but because when he was a child, whenever he passed the exam or got some awards, his grandmother would reward him to eat McDonald's .Gradually, the meaning of McDonald's to him is no longer simply filling his stomach or satisfying his appetite, but has become a kind of spiritual satisfaction.

However, when Miao Miaomiao brought Xiao Jingyu to the only McDonald's in the north of their city, he suddenly found that the people sitting in the McDonald's were either families with children, or couples.

Seeing the little kids running around, listening to their laughter, or looking at the sweet couple in the corner, the corners of Miao Miaomiao's mouth twitched, and she wanted to retreat a bit.

Take a look!

How can there be two big men holding hands in the whole McDonald's to eat McDonald's!

He could completely imagine that when he and Xiao Jingyu were sitting in McDonald's, eating french fries and drinking Coke face to face, they would definitely receive strange looks from the people around: Hey, these two men are so strange!

But before Miao Miaomiao said to Xiao Jingyu, "Let's go", Xiao Jingyu had already looked at the environment in this McDonald's with a face of curiosity, then turned around, looked down at Miao Miaomiao, She asked him curiously, "Why don't you go in?"

Miao Miaomiao didn't know why, but was instantly caught by Xiao Jingyu's dazed eyes like a puppy, and then he nodded blankly, turned around, opened the door and walked in.

After entering the McDonald's, Miao Miaomiao suddenly realized, why did he come in?

...But Jin has already come in, it is impossible for him to turn around and walk out under the enthusiastic gaze of the waitress sister, right?

So Miao Miaomiao could only bite the bullet and go up to order food.

After looking at the menu, Miao Miaomiao silently calculated in her heart, thinking that ordering a set meal would be more cost-effective.

But is it a couple set meal or a children's set meal?

It seems weird for two big men to eat a couple's set meal, but it seems even weirder to eat a children's set meal?

He seemed to be able to feel the strange eyes of the children around him: these two strange big brothers are actually eating children's meals!

So Miao Miaomiao instantly dismissed the idea of ​​eating the children's set meal, and said silently to the waiter, "Come here for a couple's set meal."

Then Miao Miaomiao noticed that the waitress looked at her sister silently, and then at Xiao Jingyu behind Miao Miaomiao. Her gaze seemed a little strange, but she still calmly shouted to the backstage, "A couple's set meal." !” Her voice was loud, and she immediately attracted the attention of the people around her.

Miao Miaomiao found that he and Xiao Jingyu instantly became the focus of the crowd.

He seemed to be able to feel the voices of the people around him: Fuck, two old men are actually holding hands to have a couple meal, how strange!

But now that the meal has been ordered, he can no longer say to the waiter, "I don't want this couple's set meal, give me a children's set meal." Wouldn't that be more cover-up?

So Miao Miaomiao could only bite the bullet and accept the baptism of everyone's eyes.

Holding the dinner plate, Miao Miaomiao silently chose a place in the farthest corner.

Miao Miaomiao's heart was full of melancholy when she saw the lively and running around, and the lovers around who loved each other and fed me French fries and Coke.

After walking out of McDonald's, Miao Miaomiao asked Xiao Jingyu: "How do you feel?"

Xiao Jingyu looked at Miao Miaomiao and said seriously: "It's okay...but it's not as good as your egg noodles."

The corner of Miao Miaomiao's mouth twitched, and he was speechless for a while, although he also felt that McDonald's was not very delicious... But he had to admit that he was still a little dark.

So Miao Miaomiao smiled slightly, and said to Xiao Jingyu: "Eating McDonald's will make you full quickly, and you will also get hungry quickly. Let's go. I'll give you another bowl of egg noodles after I go back."

Xiao Jingyu looked down at Miao Miaomiao's face, and suddenly said, "You look so pretty when you smile."

The corners of Miao Miaomiao's mouth twitched suddenly, the love words said by this bastard octopus are so silly.

...But why did he suddenly feel a little shy?

The soul is light, he is not yet ready for sex... It feels like he will be bent by an octopus in minutes!

On the way home, Miao Miaomiao kept a weird silence the whole time, contrary to her usual chattering style.

At this time, he was struggling fiercely in his heart, entangled in whether to bend or not to bend... He was thinking deeply about the biggest difficulty he faced in his life, and for a moment, he was in a trance.

Until suddenly there was a scream behind him——

"Ah!!! Someone robbed!!!"

Before Miao Miaomiao could react, a black shadow rushed over from behind, and then Miao Miaomiao saw something shiny with silver light.

As a good citizen who abides by the law since childhood, Miao Miaomiao's legs softened immediately.

But Xiao Jingyu reacted faster than him. The next moment, when the black figure rushed to them, he subconsciously pulled Miao Miaomiao into his arms in the posture of a protector.

Miao Miaomiao's eyes darkened, before she could react, she threw herself into Xiao Jingyu's arms.

He was so frightened that his heart was about to jump out of his body. When he came to his senses, he raised his head tremblingly, only to find that the man who robbed him, for some reason, was already lying on the ground, howling. .

Miao Miaomiao immediately realized that Xiao Jingyu must have made the move!

When he thought of Xiao Jingyu by his side, he suddenly became more courageous, and thinking about catching the robber was a good thing, so he quickly said to Xiao Jingyu: "Let's catch him quickly."

Although Xiao Jingyu didn't understand why, he obviously didn't know what it means to act bravely, and he didn't know why Miao Miaomiao asked him to catch that person, but he still obediently listened to Miao Miaomiao, walked over, and was about to reach out his hand to grab that person The wretched-looking middle-aged man lying on the ground and howling pulled him up.

At this moment, an accident happened.

The middle-aged man jumped up suddenly, a cold light flashed in his hand, and a sharp fruit knife stabbed towards Xiao Jingyu.

Xiao Jingyu frowned, and was about to reach out to open it, but at the next moment, Miao Miaomiao burst into a small universe, rushed over, raised her arm to block the knife.

When the small knife stabbed Miao Miaomiao's arm, Xiao Jingyu reacted instantly and kicked the middle-aged man flying away with a kick of more than ten meters.

Xiao Jingyu didn't even look at the man, just grabbed Miao Miaomiao's arm, and asked him with a tight frown: "What's the matter?" In his heart, the lives of people on earth are extremely fragile.

Miao Miaomiao looked down at the bloody gash on her arm, she shook her head and said, "It's okay, it's just a small injury."

The moment just now was very dangerous. If the knife in that person's hand had actually been stabbed down, his arm would probably be crippled, but Xiao Jingyu's reaction was really too fast. The knife just touched his arm. In an instant, that person was already kicked away.

Miao Miaomiao's injury is not serious at all, it's just a little blood, the wound is very shallow, and it will probably scab over in a while.But even though Miao Miaomiao said that he was fine, Xiao Jingyu still looked worried, and said with a face full of self-blame, "I shouldn't have let you get hurt."

Miao Miaomiao smirked and said, "I don't want you to get hurt either."

Although he knew that it was impossible for that person to hurt Xiao Jingyu, but at that moment just now he subconsciously rushed forward.For a cowardly person who is greedy for life and afraid of death, he doesn't know why he did what he did just now. Anyway, his mind was blank just now, and he subconsciously rushed forward.

Because there was quite a lot of movement here, people around gathered around.

A few enthusiastic youths volunteered to surround the middle-aged man, ready to subdue him, but the middle-aged man obviously had no mobility and was lying on the ground unable to even howl.

Many people witnessed Xiao Jingyu's feat of kicking this middle-aged man more than ten meters away with a lift of his leg. They all looked at Xiao Jingyu with admiration: Is this the legendary martial arts master?

But Xiao Jingyu calmly grabbed Miao Miaomiao's arm, lowered his head, and licked it under the crowd's onlookers.

Miao Miaomiao immediately felt that the eyes around him became strange, and he quickly pushed Xiao Jingyu away to stop him: "What are you doing! There are so many people watching!" Damn it, you are an octopus, not a cat!Don't lick!

Xiao Jingyu raised his head to look at him, and said naturally, "Help you heal."

The corners of Miao Miaomiao's mouth twitched: "We'll talk about it when we go back." When he was a child, his grandmother always told him that human saliva is the holy medicine for healing.He always thought it was a superstition of the old people. If saliva is really so useful, why invent so many medicines?

...I didn't expect that even Xiao Jingyu, an alien, knew this kind of superstition.

Well, maybe the saliva of the octopus star does have miraculous healing effects, but with so many people watching, how could he have the nerve to let Xiao Jingyu lick his wounds in public, how strange it is!

So Miao Miaomiao quickly repeated: "Let's talk about it when we go back."

Xiao Jingyu frowned. He looked down at the bloody gash on Miao Miaomiao's arm, with a dissatisfied expression.However, Xiao Jingyu decided to obediently listen to Miao Miaomiao's words.

Soon, the woman whose bag was robbed came over and thanked them repeatedly. At this time, some enthusiastic onlookers called the police. Seeing that the police were coming soon, Miao Miaomiao hurriedly called With Xiao Jingyu withdrawing.

Although it feels good to be brave enough to show off, but you still have to keep a low profile... Well, it's actually because Miao Miaomiao estimated that the robbery was probably paralyzed. Although they were self-defense, the thought of getting involved After drinking tea and being interrogated, he felt a headache.

Gradually walking away, Miao Miaomiao vaguely heard the voices of everyone behind him ranging from surprise to shock.

"Tie him up quickly before he runs away!"

"I guess he can't run far if he wants to run, you can see that he rolled his eyes..."

"Damn it! He vomited blood! What's wrong with this! Isn't it only shown in TV dramas?"

"Nonsense! He was kicked for more than ten meters just now!"

"Fuck, more than ten meters? Where did this come from a martial arts master!"