An Emergency Guide to Keeping Earth Peaceful

Miao Miaomiao winked at Xiao Jingyu vigorously, wanting to ask him what's the matter, but Xiao Jingyu didn't seem to know him, not only didn't respond to him, but also turned his face away indifferently.

Miao Miaomiao was a little puzzled, he didn't seem to make Xiao Jingyu angry, did he?

...What the hell is Xiao Jingyu doing so arrogantly?

Since the total number of people in their class is an odd number, there will always be one extra person who needs to sit alone every time the seat is adjusted, and Xiao Jingyu immediately fills in the vacancy when he comes.

The last time it was a girl's turn to sit alone, when the class teacher arranged for Xiao Jingyu to sit with her, countless envious and jealous eyes drifted towards her immediately, and she was a little at a loss and restless, but When Xiao Jingyu walked up to her and sat down, her face flushed slightly red.

Because Xiao Jingyu didn't have any textbooks yet, the head teacher asked him to read the textbooks with his deskmate. The girl looked up at Xiao Jingyu, and spread out the textbooks between the desks with a blushing face.

Xiao Jingyu probably made up for some of the earth's daily etiquette, politely said thank you, and smiled at the girl, and the girl's face turned even redder.

Miao Miaomiao, who had been secretly looking over there, suddenly felt a little unhappy...

Why do cute girls like handsome guys, this evil world that looks at faces!

Miao Miaomiao planned to talk to Xiao Jingyu about life after class, but when the bell rang, before he had time to stand up from his seat, several people gathered around Xiao Jingyu's table before him, smiling and asking This question, of course, most of them are girls.

Miao Miaomiao was embarrassed to speak to Xiao Jingyu in front of the girls, so she could only hold back her words silently, planning to wait for those girls to leave before going over, but he didn't expect that those girls not only never Let's go, more and more girls are coming over...

Seeing Xiao Jingyu surrounded by a group of soft girls, Miao Miaomiao silently swallowed a mouthful of envy and hatred.

Fortunately, Miao Miaomiao is not fighting alone.

"Tch, what's so great about being handsome..."

Miao Miaomiao glanced at the male classmate A who shared the same hatred with him, and silently echoed in her heart, yes!What's so great about being handsome!Although A has a classic cannon fodder face in TV dramas, the kind who gets a lunch if he can't survive three lines of lines, but this does not prevent Miao Miaomiao from silently giving A a thumbs up in his heart.

"It's not so handsome, just a little boy!" B on the side also snorted.

right!Just a little face!

Miao Miaomiao silently gave B another like.

"Don't you think he looks a bit like Bai Yang?" C hesitated to speak.

"I also found out when you said that! They really look alike!"

"The Baiyang family is quite rich, but I heard that their family is a single heir for three generations... Could it be that they are illegitimate children?"

"Just came back from abroad and transferred to our school, and he looks so similar to Bai Yang, I feel like it!"

"Maybe it's cousins ​​or cousins..."

"You are stupid, you have said that their family is a single family of three generations!"

Miao Miaomiao: "..."

Miao Miaomiao silently looked at the few people beside Xiao Jingyu and Bai Yang who had imagined a rich family's grievances based on their looks, he thought silently, what a big brain hole!It's almost as good as his amateur writer!

No, he can't lose!

So Miao Miaomiao also came over and joined the discussion: "Maybe he is an alien who came to the earth for some evil purpose, so he made himself look like a human, but when he squeezed his face, he accidentally got along with Bai Yang. Hit the face..."

ABC: "Hahahaha you have such a rich imagination!"

Seeing the obvious "Don't be so nonsense!" expressions on the faces of the three of them, Miao Miaomiao couldn't help but twitch the corners of her mouth. It's obviously you who have a rich imagination!What he said is clearly true!

But when the three of them came back to their senses and saw that the person who interrupted was Miao Miaomiao, their expressions were a little subtle, and no one answered the conversation, so the topic quickly and naturally ended.

The atmosphere became obviously awkward. Miao Miaomiao reached out and touched her nose, then turned around and opened a textbook to read.

Just after he turned around, those people started chatting again, but the volume was much lower.

Miao Miaomiao looked down at the printed lines on the book, but couldn't read a single word.

But Miao Miaomiao has always been used to heartlessness, and he healed himself after a while. He picked up a pen and drew two beards on the celebrity portraits in the book, and then laughed to himself.

Noticing that the man with glasses was looking at him strangely, Miao Miaomiao also turned his head and looked at him with burning eyes for a while, until the man with glasses couldn't stand Miao Miaomiao's gaze, he finally He said, "I suddenly realized that you are so kind to me." The others were unwilling to talk to him.

The man with glasses had goosebumps on his arms, and his eyes suddenly became a little frightened when he looked at Miao Miaomiao.

"So I decided that I will treat you well in the future," Miao Miaomiao said with a sigh, "Don't worry, I will never shake my legs again."

Glasses man: "..."

Miao Miaomiao looked at the man with glasses with sincere eyes: "Let's be friends, uh..." He held back for a long time, but he didn't think of the man with glasses' name.

However, Miao Miaomiao was not at all ashamed of "being a classmate for almost three years but can't remember the other party's name". Instead, she asked without blushing, "By the way, what's your name?"

Glasses man: "..."

Miao Miaomiao took the book of the man with glasses and opened it for a look, then raised her head with a sincere expression: "Let's be friends! Yan Jingnan!"

The man with glasses pushed his glasses, moved the stool to the side silently, and kept away from Miao Miaomiao silently.

Miao Miaomiao smiled, and moved the stool to Yan Jingnan's direction, insisting on sitting next to Yan Jingnan.

Yan Jingnan moved two more times, and Miao Miaomiao followed suit. Finally, Yan Jingnan finally gave up and sat still.

Miao Miaomiao has been immersed in the joy of "friend list (1/1) √" all day long, completely forgetting Xiao Jingyu, who fell from the sky, until after school, he met at the door with a smile on his face. Xiao Jingyu, who capitalized "indifferent", only came back to his senses.

"Why did you come to our school?" Miao Miaomiao looked confused.

Xiao Jingyu looked down at him and didn't speak.

"How did you get in? It will take a long time to go through the transfer procedures, right? No, how can you go through the transfer procedures without an ID card?" Miao Miaomiao asked a lot of questions at once, but only after he finished asking did he realize that this guy is a foreigner. The star man is full of black technology, and the questions he asked are probably not questions at all.

"Why are you holding such a face? Who made you unhappy?" Miao Miaomiao saw Xiao Jingyu remained silent, and felt a little strange, wondering why this octopus had taken a deep route, "What's the matter?" Tell me if you are not happy and make me happy."

After a long while, Xiao Jingyu finally snorted. He looked down at Miao Miaomiao with a blank expression on his face, but his eyes were inexplicably aggrieved: "...you didn't cook egg noodles for me this morning."

Looking at Xiao Jingyu's slightly aggrieved expression, Miao Miaomiao felt that his mood, which had been suppressed for a day, was suddenly healed by a certain cute octopus.