An Emergency Guide to Keeping Earth Peaceful

Miao Miaomiao has been single for so many years. It can be said that he has read countless movies and watched countless beautiful legs. Gradually, he became numb just looking at them. It is unprecedented that only a pair of legs can make his nose warm. first time!

What's more, the other party is still a man!

After so many years, Miao Miaomiao discovered for the first time that he could even dream about looking at a man's legs.

Miao Miaomiao thought to herself, could this be one of the "little accidents"?

And when Miao Miaomiao was standing at the door in a daze, that naked.Not only did the man not feel ashamed of being seen by others, but he smiled cutely at Miao Miaomiao: "You're back~"

Perhaps it was because of being soaked in hot water, his face was slightly red under the heat, his eyes were also covered with a layer of mist, and the tear mole seemed to be stained with water, but his expression was dumbfounded. Stunned, the whole person looks innocent and lustful... There is a kind of contrast that is similar to that of a child with big breasts!

Miao Miaomiao was stunned for a second, and in the next second, a certain naked.The man stood up with a crash, and the water flowed from him.The naked chest dripped down, flowed through the lower abdomen and the mermaid line, and fell back into the bathtub along the two slender and straight thighs.

Miao Miaomiao almost stared straight at her eyes.

After a while, he blushed and said in a muffled voice, "Why the hell are you not wearing any clothes?!"

Xiao Jingyu pouted sullenly and said, "It's uncomfortable to wear your clothes."

"My eyes are uncomfortable if you don't wear clothes!" Miao Miaomiao looked at the human figure of a certain octopus with hot eyes while her face was full of disgust. Even though he didn't want to admit it, Xiao Jingyu's body was like a man The perfect model among them, from the delicate brow bone to the high nose bridge, from the smooth jaw line to the slightly moving Adam's apple, the muscles of the body are well-proportioned and moderate, neither too exaggerated nor too thin, it is simply perfect Ratio, increase by one point is more, decrease by one point is less.

Even if they are both men, Miao Miaomiao can still feel the hormonal breath of men that Xiao Jingyu rushes towards.

Miao Miaomiao thought, if he was a woman, he would probably be suffocating right now.

...Wait, he had obviously seen Xiao Jingyu naked before.Body, but at that time Xiao Jingyu's lethality seemed to be not as great as it is now!On this day when he was not at home, what happened that he didn't know?

Miao Miaomiao was shocked, and looked at Xiao Jingyu's face carefully, and found that Xiao Jingyu's facial features seemed to be much better than last time. Before, Xiao Jingyu's facial features were already very handsome, but this time compared to The last time was simply a transformation.Although Xiao Jingyu was handsome before, he always had a kind of temperament from the urban-rural fringe area, but now Xiao Jingyu is not only handsome but also very handsome!Special brush fashion value!Especially in line with international standards!

Because Miao Miaomiao was so shocked, she subconsciously said what he was thinking.

Xiao Jingyu tilted his head and said, "Oh, because I think the hero in "The Domineering President Falls in Love with Me" seems to be quite handsome...every time he appears on stage, there are a lot of women screaming, so I Just slightly adjusted it according to his appearance and figure."

Miao Miaomiao almost knelt down to Xiao Jingyu!

"The Domineering President Falls in Love with Me" is a bloody TV series that you can tell from the name. According to the standards of more than ten years later, the plot is so old-fashioned and old-fashioned. Of course, the plot is still very old-fashioned now It's quite novel, and it's said to be the originator of all kinds of dog blood CEO novels and TV series in the future.

Miao Miaomiao remembers that this TV series was very popular when he was in high school. Every summer vacation, major TV stations would broadcast it in turn. The star Nan Tianzhu who played the leading role became very popular with this TV series. He became a popular superstar, not only won the award and became the actor, but also won the title of a national male god.

But the most important thing is that Nan Tianzhu was only [-] or [-] years old when he acted in the drama "The Domineering President Falls in Love with Me". conquered all audiences.

Miao Miaomiao still remembers that once when he was setting up a stall, he ran into an urban management officer and fell violently while running. The cheap trinkets he bought at a low price from the wholesale market fell all over the floor, but he dared not Looking back to pick it up, he finally got rid of the city management. When he turned around, those trinkets had already been snatched up by others.

When he was standing in the street in a muddy and embarrassed state, when he looked up, he saw a huge advertising poster of the luxury goods endorsed by Nandian Bamboo hanging on the opposite building——

At that time, Miao Miaomiao looked at Nan Tianzhu's glamorous dress, and couldn't help but think, obviously the same person, obviously the same age, why is there such a big gap between people?

"How is it, handsome or not?" Xiao Jingyu's voice woke Miao Miaomiao up from her memories.

Seeing Xiao Jingyu's more three-dimensional facial features than before, Miao Miaomiao gritted her teeth and said sullenly, "Not handsome at all!"

"How could it be?" Xiao Jingyu was shocked, "But look at the reactions of those women..."

"That's a TV series! TV series! It's all fake! Fake!" Miao Miaomiao snorted, "You still look pleasing to the eye, change back quickly!"

Xiao Jingyu let out a muffled oh.

"Have you changed back?"

"Ah."

"...Why do I feel like nothing has changed?"

"But I've changed back QAQ..."

"Looking carefully, it seems that it is indeed more down-to-earth than before. Well, keep it like this."

Xiao Jingyu looked blank: "What is down-to-earth?"

Miao Miaomiao reached out and stroked Xiao Jingyu's hair, and smiled without saying a word.

"Wait, why is your face swollen?" Xiao Jingyu originally wanted to get to the bottom of it, but when he took a serious look at Miao Miaomiao's face, he found that his owner's face was actually swollen!

Only then did Miao Miaomiao realize that he reached out and touched his face, it seemed that he was indeed a little bigger than before.

"Who hit it?" Xiao Jingyu looked angry.

Miao Miaomiao was flattered immediately, she didn't expect this little octopus to care about him, but how could he make people who care about him worry about him?

then--

"It's a little bully in our class! He's a bully! I just laughed a few times in front of him, and after school he found seven or eight people to block me and beat me up! Seven or eight people! They're so despicable and shameless! Those seven or eight big men are all as strong as cows, and their fists are as big as casserole! If I hadn't been fearless in the face of danger, wise and brave, and stubbornly resisted, maybe I wouldn't be able to come back today standing up!" Miao Miaomiao added oil and vinegar without changing her face, It not only highlights Xiao Pang's meanness and shamelessness, but also highlights his wit and bravery.

Sure enough, Xiao Jingyu became even more angry: "I hate bullies and people who bully the weak."

Miao Miaomiao nodded fiercely: "That's right!"

Xiao Jingyu narrowed his eyes: "This kind of person is a waste of air to live."

Miao Miaomiao nodded fiercely: "That's right!"

Xiao Jingyu snorted: "Forget about killing me."

Miao Miaomiao nodded cutely on the side: "It's just... wait!"

Miao Miaomiao's eyes widened: "You, what did you just say?!"

Xiao Jingyu said with a matter of course: "Since he hit you, you kill him."

Miao Miaomiao broke down a bit: "Although he hit me, I wouldn't kill him!"

Xiao Jingyu was at a loss: "Why? He hit you, shouldn't you hit back?"

The corner of Miao Miaomiao's mouth twitched: "Well, let me ask you, isn't there a law in your place that prohibits people from killing casually?" Xiao Jingyu was even more at a loss: "There are battles and chaos on our planet every day, and people die every day. As long as it doesn't trigger a star war, no one will care about it."

As if thinking of something, Xiao Jingyu added: "If an ordinary person destroys a low-civilized primitive planet like the earth, it is a crime, and if they are found, they will be arrested and sent to the interstellar prison and sentenced to more than 500 years in prison. Forbidden, but I am so smart, of course there is a way not to be discovered."

Miao Miaomiao: "..."

To actually say "I want to destroy the earth" in such a casual tone...

He was wrong!This octopus is not cute at all!This is so obviously an octopus demon king with a top-ranked [-]nd grade!

The author has something to say: Nei Han, I read the comments a little bit yesterday, and then I want to say that Shou is a slut. He not only shakes his legs but also picks his feet. Not only does he pick his feet, but he is also stingy. There is something that has already been explained in the words, Shou is a dick, this is his character design.