An Emergency Guide to Keeping Earth Peaceful

"Goo~"

Miao Miaomiao reached out and rubbed her flat stomach, and couldn't help showing a helpless expression.

It's been a long time since he had a decent meal. The day before yesterday he had already eaten up all his instant noodles, and yesterday he only ate two biscuits at noon.

Those two soda crackers, which had been stored for an unknown amount of time, were already damp, and they were soft in his mouth when he ate them. He couldn't taste much at all, but even so, he still cherished them and devoured those two crackers. After he got down, he just opened a big bottle of cold water for nothing, even though the biscuits were just a drop in the bucket for his empty stomach, it was of no use at all.

"Goo~"

His stomach growled again, and Miao Miaomiao felt as if he was extremely hungry. His stomach seemed to be on fire, with a burning sensation, and it seemed like someone was boiling water in his stomach. He would churn from time to time. Many small bubbles popped up, every cell in his body seemed to be screaming "I'm hungry~", even just raising his hand seemed to exhaust all his strength.

Miao Miaomiao looked down at the last bag of instant noodles at his feet, and couldn't help laughing bitterly.

As a third-rate online novel writer, Miao Miaomiao is literally using her life to interpret the words "pushing street".

After graduating from high school, Miao Miaomiao didn't go to university and spent three years in society.

Life in the society is hard for a person with no diploma, no education and no ability. Miao Miaomiao has set up stalls, filmed film, washed dishes and moved bricks, but I don’t know if he was lucky to beat money. Eight out of ten stalls.Jiuhui was chased by the city management, wages were deducted every now and then, and he was exhausted to move to a brick construction site but something happened-then the foreman ran away.

After three years of muddling around like this, Miao Miaomiao finally felt that it was impossible to continue like this. It happened that he bought a pack of cigarettes in front of a canteen not far from his rental house. At that time, the TV in the canteen was showing a blind date. In the show, the male guest is a migrant worker with no diploma or academic qualifications, but he became one of the top few writers in their rich list by writing online novels... Although no female guest left a light for the male guest in the end, But Miao Miaomiao was fascinated by the experience of that male guest. How could he become a rich man by writing a novel and flirting?

The poor and frightened Miao Miaomiao gritted her teeth and squeezed out a few months of food expenses when she returned home. She bought a second-hand old computer and went back. She searched various websites, and then picked one with a green interface that was the most eye-friendly. started his "writing career".

...But Miao Miaomiao has written novels on this novel website called JJ Novels for more than two years, and finally signed a contract with the website. After signing the contract, he wrote more than 300 million words conscientiously. It's only a little more than 200 yuan.

Miao Miaomiao didn't give up at the beginning, and comforted himself with the excuse of "there are so many literati since ancient times". He told himself that everything is difficult at the beginning. Didn't the male guest write a novel for five years before he became popular? Anyway, he Still young, this five years have passed, and the next five years are still to come!Sooner or later, he will be popular!

but now……

Miao Miaomiao emptied the pockets all over her body, counted and counted, and there was only one yuan and fifty cents.

And this is already all his property.

...But I can't even afford a pack of Master Kong's Braised Beef Noodles.

Miao Miaomiao couldn't help but gave another wry smile, and then opened the author's background of his JJ novel website.

He has been writing novels here for five years, and he has been writing the same one. Many writers who wrote novels with him at the same time have become pink, purple, small gods, and even great gods, but he has always been standing still, still a father Little Transparent, who doesn’t love his mother or love, many writers who know him persuade him, your novel is so rushing, just cut the outline and start again, even his editor also advised him not to be so brainy, and start a hot topic Follow the trend... But he is still stubborn and stubborn.

Miao Miaomiao has been telling others that this novel is his original intention for writing online novels, it is his dream, even if he has few readers at all, he will write it even if it is for himself to read alone!

Probably due to lack of fire, Miao Miaomiao wrote all the way and rushed all the way, and her entire novel writing career is a capitalized "street".

But as of today, Miao Miaomiao has not updated for more than a month, no matter how strong his heart is, when he looks at the author's backstage income of only 200 yuan in total, and the pirated articles that are overwhelming after an update, Looking at those pirate forums, Baidu Post Bar is full of "Thank you for sharing" and there are only a few people in the comment area of ​​his post... Miao Miaomiao just thinks that he is an idiot, he can't bear to turn on the air conditioner when it's hot , shirtless typing on the keyboard covered in sweat, emptying his head and working hard to update the code words, but no one thanked him.

Miao Miaomiao told herself that the sweat he was sweating now was the water in his brain back then.

After more than a month of interruption, Miao Miaomiao found out that he had a few more readers in his article, some threatened him that he would be negative if he didn’t fill in the hole, some cursed him for not updating, ate instant noodles without seasoning packets, and cursed him There are only seasoning packets in the toilet.

Miao Miaomiao sneered, it's nothing new!

Looking further down, there was actually a reader leaving a comment - "If you don't update it, the earth will be destroyed!!!!!!"

... Oops, this reason for reminding me is a bit new.

Unfortunately, Miao Miaomiao was not threatened at all.

With a sense of revenge, Miao Miaomiao opened the backend and updated a chapter with only eight words: "This article is a scam! Everyone!" Then he smiled and clicked send.

Heaving a long sigh of relief, Miao Miaomiao ignored the other prompting comments, and only replied to the reader who threatened to destroy the earth—"This friend from Mars, you are welcome to destroy the earth."

After turning off the computer, Miao Miaomiao's mood was unprecedentedly melancholy, but also unprecedentedly joyful.

When he came to the kitchen, Miao Miaomiao opened the refrigerator. There was the last handful of dried noodles and the last egg in it, but everything else was empty.

This is Miao Miaomiao's last life-saving food.

Miao Miaomiao sighed faintly, took out the last handful of noodles and the last egg, turned around and opened fire.

He ordered himself a bowl of egg noodles.

After turning off the fire, Miao Miaomiao looked at the golden and plump poached egg on her face, and secretly made up her mind——

After eating this bowl of egg noodles, he went downstairs to find a job, worked hard, and made money earnestly. Even if he didn’t have a diploma or education and couldn’t find a job, he could still go to the construction site to move bricks, and he could also go to the construction site. Spreading the film... He didn't believe that he really hit the money!He is a big man who works hard, but can he starve himself to death? !

After eating this bowl of egg noodles, I will dream of being a rich man in the next life!

With tears in his eyes, Miao Miaomiao just picked up the chopsticks, but before he could pierce the poached egg, the window in his rented house, which had been in disrepair for a long time, suddenly let out a tooth-piercing sound. There was a creaking sound, and a kind of penetrating coldness suddenly spread like watching a horror movie.

Miao Miaomiao's movements froze, and when she looked back, she saw that outside the broken window, the sky suddenly became dark.

The originally clear sky turned black like ink in an instant. It was a scorching summer, but the temperature seemed to suddenly drop below zero, which made Miao Miaomiao, who was shirtless, shiver uncontrollably.

Miao Miaomiao lives in a group rented house, and the neighbors are all young people who have left their hometowns to work in the city. At this time, many people have noticed the sudden change in the weather. The second-year middle school youth screamed excitedly: "Fuck, the end of the world is finally coming~~~"

The sky was covered with dark clouds, and gradually a wave-like vortex appeared in the midair... a trough?Miao Miaomiao was a little confused.

At this moment, Miao Miaomiao suddenly remembered the reader who threatened him that he would destroy the earth if he didn't update a few minutes ago, and he was completely stunned.

... a big trough lying down!Shouldn't it be true? !

The author has something to say: Shou is a dick, true diaosi Gong is a fine score, true and fine score

This article is a big mess... As for the messy stewing method, Ni Meng will understand after reading it ＿(:зゝ∠)＿