[The Return of the Great Sage] Chaos gave me monkeys

In the dream, it was as if I had returned to that icy river, the whole world was endlessly dark, I couldn’t hear any sound and couldn’t see anything clearly, only the icy river was flowing in the mountains.Chaos woke up from the dream in horror, the pain in his waist reminded him of what happened yesterday.

After yesterday's work, I managed to regain my senses, tricked the monkey to find clothes for me, and when he was far away, I jumped into the river with a plop and paddled all the way.

The mountain monsters opened the cave door, only to find that their own king was standing at the door with a /suspended/not/covered body covered in water. Everyone rushed up in panic, only to find that the king pulled the curtain of the door to cover his body and cursed angrily: "roll."

After scolding people, they still haven't calmed down, and they entered the house and smashed a lot of things. Before they finished smashing, they fell on the bed/on the bed and never got up. In the middle of the night, they had a fever and started talking nonsense. The confused mountain monsters heard the name and guessed it Probably, presumably the king went to fight the monkey alone.

Seeing their king come back in such a state of embarrassment for the first time, the mountain monsters all lay down in the bedroom sadly and did not speak.

To put it bluntly, I have been with my king for hundreds of years. Although the king used to have a bad temper and sometimes cloudy and sunny, he really loves them when things happen. He actually fought like this with the monkey because of them. Look at yourself, the king is so blue. Dian Dian, the fate of that monkey must not be bad!

Chaos woke up the next day in a daze, and looked around subconsciously. Although he escaped, he returned home in a daze. The monkey would find him in a while.Thinking of this, I hurriedly got out of bed, but as soon as my legs gave way, I collapsed on the side of the bed (Yang Zhengqi promotes harmony, a harmonious society depends on everyone!) and flowed out, clenched his fists in chaos and started yelling.

After cursing, he was still puzzled, and Chaos began to think about how to counterattack. He was also a demon king with a handle, so he was so angry that he was suppressed so casually!I have never thought about this before, so I have never been on guard against him, so that's it! !The majestic demon king was suppressed! !

Now that he is in a state that cannot beat him, Chaos hastily summoned the mountain demon to prepare a pot of hot water, and (remember the eight honors and eight shames!) out.He hurriedly changed into clean clothes, stuffed his hair into his hat and was about to leave, when he suddenly thought about it when he was about to go out.

I moved by myself!

Since Monkey King was imprisoned under the Five Elements Mountain, he moved here by himself.No wonder the monkey never came to find him. The cave where he lived had long been abandoned, so it was useless to go there.

Thinking of this chaotic going back to the house happily, lying on the master's chair and humming a ditty, the mountain monsters looked at the king's smug face and couldn't help thinking secretly, it seems that his king really beat that monkey .

The mountain demons also followed their king to start having fun, and the morning newspaper at the door was delivered.The mountain demon picked up the newspaper and handed it to the boss respectfully. Chaos took the newspaper and opened it to read today's headlines.

I saw a very blurry picture on the cover of the newspaper, but the headline clearly read: [Monkey King Monkey King and rumored boyfriend Ye Di fought passionately for several hours]

Chaos hurriedly turned to the second page to look at the details:

In recent days, Sun Wukong, the great sage, was mysteriously released from prison today. Under the stalking of the paparazzi, he saw shocking news. A certain ex-male singer had a close relationship with the great sage, and the two actually fought in the field for several hours...

The characters get smaller and blurred as you look at them.Thinking back carefully, I was really out in the wild yesterday. That old male singer wouldn't be talking about me. When did I become a bad singer? I'm still old!

"Damn it, give me some color to open a dyeing workshop. The King of Hu wrote a book and didn't settle accounts with you hundreds of years ago, and now he dares to write nonsense!" Throwing away the newspaper in a chaotic mood, he walked out the door, approaching the entrance of the cave. At that time, the mountain demon ran back in a panic.

"My lord, it's not good, a monkey came to the door!"

It's just in time, let's settle the old and new debts with this monkey!Chaos walked towards the door angrily, and the mountain demon followed closely behind him.

Monkey King at the door held Jiang Liu'er in his left hand and the dying White Dragon in his right hand and asked loudly, "Are you sure Chaos' new home is here?" As soon as he finished speaking, the cave door was opened.The familiar face came out of the hole, and asked bluntly: "What? How dare you come to the door."

The mountain monsters responded with a pretense of pretense, although they were threatening, but carefully looked at the monkey's face was red / moist and radiant, his face was nourished, and even the hair on his body looked more shiny than last time , My king came back in such a miserable state last night.

Yesterday, did your own king really win?

"Chaos, why did you run away? I've been looking for you for a long time." Sun Wukong put down the man in his hand and ran over excitedly to hug him, but the man glared viciously and pushed his hands away impolitely.

"Don't make trouble." Sun Wukong frowned displeasedly, looked at the hickey on Chaos' neck and said, "Didn't you say that you liked me? Why did you turn your face and don't recognize the monkey!"

The mountain demons exclaimed, what's the situation now?Before everyone could react, a group of paparazzi reporters came out of nowhere with their sketchbooks in hand and surrounded Dasheng.

"I heard that you fought fiercely with a certain singer in the woods. Has the Great Sage ever thought about the issue of immorality?"

"My lord, why did you get out of prison?"

"Is this considered a jailbreak? Did Heavenly Court have an official document allowing you to get out of prison?"

"Can you tell me the name of the mysterious actor?"

Surrounded by a bunch of goblins, Sun Wukong looked anxiously at Chaos, only to see Chaos standing behind the crowd, gnashing his teeth watching him turn back to the house and slam the stone door shut.

"Chaos, Chaos, open the door for me, Chaos." Sun Wukong patted Shimen anxiously, but there was still no movement inside Shimen, Sun Wukong patted Shimen three more times, and Chaos' voice came through Shimen coldly: "Sleep outside by yourself."

As soon as these words came out, the surrounding reporters fell silent, lowered their heads and frantically copied something in their notebooks, and the atmosphere became awkward.Not long after it was quiet, the reporters crowded around excitedly and asked about the relationship between the two, and then shouted loudly at the chaos in the room.

During the commotion, Jiang Liu'er was pushed away by everyone, Bailong stretched out his hand weakly to grab/hold him, and then dropped his hand heavily, Sun Wukong was so noisy by the chirping sound, he pulled out his hand from his ear. The golden cudgel was slashed in front of him, and the sparrow-like reporter fell silent for an instant.

"Chaos belongs to my old grandson, whoever of you wants to come here to bother him again, or this is what will be waiting for you!" After saying that, he thrust the golden cudgel into the ground fiercely, and the little goblin reporters around saw the situation without saying a word. Fa packed up his things and ran away in despair.

Chaos clenched his fists angrily behind the door, opened the door and roared, "Stupid monkey, you talk nonsense all day long!"

Looking up, the man put away the golden cudgel in front of him, turned his head and grinned, looking at his mouth with two pointed canine teeth, the chaotic anger was suppressed again.

"Don't be wronged, it's my fault! Come here and give me a hug." After Monkey King opened his arms towards him, Chaos snorted and turned his head away.After a long time, he sneaked a glance at the Great Sage from the corner of his eye, but he was still standing there with a smile on his face, waiting for him to rush over.

"Hmph, don't think I'll live like this..." Before the words could be uttered, a pair of gentle big hands took him into his arms, smelling the familiar scent of the Great Sage, and chaotic tone softened a little: "Don't think I will Go and hold you."

"Then how about I come to hug you?" Sun Wukong hugged Chaos in his arms and whispered back.

"No, I won't forgive you for doing stupid things."

"Then I'll spend the rest of my time apologizing to you!"

"No, I have to be up there."

"This... I can't agree to it."

"Then there is no need to discuss it, you can go back to Huaguo Mountain." Just as Chaos was about to break free, Sun Wukong's kiss fell heavily.

I have a new weakness besides my ears, so there is really nothing I can do about him!

The mountain demons were also surprised when they saw that their bad-tempered/cold king was actually hugged and kissed so obediently.

There was a rustling sound from the bushes at the entrance of the cave, and the mountain demon leaned over to check it out, but suddenly there was a buzzing sound from behind, and a golden light slammed into the bushes in front of it, passing by its ears.

After the golden light faded, the monkey's golden cudgel tightly pinned the tail of a reporter demon behind the bushes to the ground. A painful wail echoed throughout the valley, and the other reporters who were hiding behind the bushes ran away in fright. Looking back, the monkey behind him hugged his king with one arm and said with a playful expression, "It's really a toast, not a fine wine."

Hit the goblin hiding behind a tree with just one hand?Seeing the arrogant look on the monkey's face, the mountain demon took two steps back in fright, while the king in his arms raised his eyebrows, raised his arms with a ferocious expression, and formed a blue ball in the palm of his hand. Yaohuo, the expression on his face was extremely terrifying, as if he was an evil spirit from hell.

"Did you write today's newspaper?"

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"Sun Wukong, the Great Sage Equaling Heaven, has a body like black iron, fire eyes, golden eyes, immortality and 72 changes! One head can turn a hundred and eight thousand miles, and it is no problem to subdue demons. Think of the Chaos King who sucks children/boys and girls do evil, great sage Seeing him smile slightly, he took out a giant/cudgel shining with golden light, after a few rounds, the King of Chaos was defeated..."

"Jiang Liuer? Are you serious?"

"Really... hey, don't mention the collar, I haven't finished yet!" Jiang Liu'er was suddenly lifted from behind and put on her neck when she was talking about the excitement. Looking down, it turned out that it was Bai dragon.

"Go home, your master is looking for you." Bailong replied lazily, last time he said that riding on his neck was extremely awkward, next time it might be more comfortable if he changed into a pony or something.

The author has something to say:

I completed the follow-up yesterday, and the password of the address document remains the same.

It's hard to be sick, so I decided to stop updating for a while, and the pit text will definitely not.The follow-up plot will continue to talk about the earliest encounter between the two in the true sense and the final result.

I set Bailongjiang Liu'er as a loyal dog to be attacked by X monks.Please leave a message if it’s your point of view, and try not to involve this pair in the text.