[The Return of the Great Sage] Chaos gave me monkeys

Mountain Demon

On the other side of the mountain and on the other side of the sea, there is a group of green mountain monsters. They love the motherland (the fog), love the earth and love the universe. They live happily under Wuzhi Mountain, with wives and children.

On that sunny and sunny day, the mountain demons ate hot pot and sang songs, and their happy life was crushed by a Wuzhi Mountain that fell from the sky.

It's really sad to hear the tears, but God closes a door for you and opens a mountain for you. The mountain monsters met the first boss in their monster life in the process of preparing to migrate: Chaos King.

The king impresses all the mountain monsters present with his incomparably noble and noble personality (it’s really not that he was recruited because he had never fought before), and all the mountain monsters expressed their willingness to follow this white-faced scholar who looks weak but is actually super durable.

This scholar has strange tastes, he is obviously a monster but he likes to read books, write lyrics and listen to music, and also likes to stare at the mountains in a daze, there are surprisingly many problems.

I got up in the morning and started alchemy with my book in my arms. I was desperate to find the ingredients for him. I said it was alchemy, but it looked like dark cooking in the end. I threw all the ingredients in and boiled it, and it turned into a mysterious poisonous substance. With a breath of death, the grass will not grow in the next year, and all the fish will die in the lake.

After a long time, there was no grass growing on the back mountain. Looking at a green hill from a distance, there was not a single grass growing behind it, but my king didn't seem to care about this, and continued to refine his immortal (poison) elixir (soup).

Hundreds of years later, the painful days came again. My king read a book from somewhere, saying that boys and girls can greatly increase their skills. It was hard for them, so they ran to the hometown of the villagers with masks to borrow child.

"Dong dong dong."

"Who?"

"My fellow, open the door quickly, and let your child play for a while."

"..."

What to do if people refuse to borrow, so they have to grab it!As time goes by, the children at the foot of the mountain are no longer easy to catch, and the king hates children, and when they cry, he gets annoyed and asks to bring back a child who can't cry.

The king had to do what he said, of course he had to do it, otherwise slaps would be inevitable.I can't remember which village this child was brought from, so I can just find a village and stuff it back.

Fortunately, after a short time like this, the king got tired of it, and started writing lyrics and singing songs while lazing around with his books in his arms.

My king had a coquettish and good face, but he didn't expect to sing so well.The song is melodious like a gurgling stream in the mountains, but there is a faint sadness in it that makes people feel stuck in their throats. There are thousands of words in their hearts but they are stuck in their throats. It sounds good.

It's a pity it's too sad.

My own king really made the mountain demon feel distressed. He always had nightmares at night, and his sobbing and crying could be heard throughout the cave. When he was gently patted to wake him up, he got up and stood silently in a thin coat. The door looks at the mountains in the distance.

Where is the king from?Where is the king going?The mountain monsters never ask, their own king is a good king, although he is always slapped for his bad temper, but if other monsters bully them, his own king will definitely help them kill them.

But who would have expected that this time it would fall into the hands of a monkey.

On the second day after Sun Wukong returned home, the mountain monsters ran away from home in depression, and the appearance of their king as a little white rabbit really scared everyone to death.

Although he is unforgiving towards the monkey, if the monkey says one, he will be two, and if the monkey says three, he will be four, but they have been together for hundreds of years, and the imperceptible tenderness in his king's eyes is still captured by the mountain demon. We looked away.

The mountain demon squatted near Huaguo Mountain, smoking a cigarette depressedly, when a rolling orc caught their attention.

"The one in front who is leaving, I drove this mountain, and I planted this tree. If you want to cross this road, save money to buy roads. If you dare to say no, kill or bury him!" The mountain monsters surrounded this guy Stop, the orc stopped rolling and watched their tears welling up in an instant.

This crying startled the mountain monsters too. The orcs told about their king's various misdeeds and finally told him to leave the past with snot and tears.It immediately aroused the sympathy of the mountain monsters, and after a while the mountain monsters and the orcs squatted together and began to talk about their boss abusing his subordinates.

The mountain demon handed the orc a cigarette, and the orc took the cigarette and asked curiously what it was. After the mountain demon lit it, he said sadly, "The anti-sorrow, the author gave it."

"Okay, I'll try too." The orc lit a cigarette and sat down, and couldn't help crying after a few puffs. (The following is a dialogue between the two monsters.)

"Tell me where I'm wrong. It's obviously a good thing and let me go."

"The same is true of my grandfather, who has a very weird temper, and he doesn't love us anymore, woo woo woo."

"Brother, I am even more sad when you say this. The master of my family has never loved us from head to toe, and his heart has always been someone else's. Oh, brother, don't say anything, just smoke this cigarette !"

"Yes, fuck the master, I'll go back and pack up my things tomorrow, I think you should stop rolling and go do something else!"

"Thank you, Big Brother Mountain Demon. Listening to your words will win you ten years! I'm leaving now. I'm going to find my new life. I'm going to Outland to build an empire belonging to orcs! Orcs will never be slaves!" ( This paragraph comes from the Blizzard game World of Warcraft)

"Yes, I will go back and pack up my things now!" After saying that, the eyes of the mountain monsters and orcs were ignited with a raging holy fire, it was the fire of hope!The two groups of monsters bid farewell and parted ways, and the mountain monsters rushed home aggressively, ready to quit.

As soon as he arrived at the door of the house, he was slapped and deleted by Chaos, and before he could react, Chaos slapped him again.

"How dare you not go home after being fattened by your courage." Chaos frowned and stood at the door with a look of indignation. Sun Houzi came out of the house and patted him with a smile: "Okay, okay!" Don't be angry, it's all back now."

The alarm bells of the mountain monsters sounded again, and the old enemy had already appeared. If it weren't for the fact that they couldn't beat them, they would have gone up to beat the monkey, but the monkey smiled and kissed its king's face.

Wait, kiss me.

kiss.

Kiss.

There was a thunder, and the mountain demons fell into petrification in an instant. They had seen monkeys hugging their kings before, and thought... originally thought...

Sun Wukong didn't notice the group of petrified mountain monsters in front of him at all, he turned his head and smiled at them and said, "Chaos has been out looking for you for a long time."

"Who's looking for these idiots?" Chaos turned his head and slapped the monkey, but the slap didn't fall and was intercepted by Monkey King. The monkey held Chaos' slender wrist with a lifeless expression Said: "No, you don't tell the truth all the time, I have to talk to you carefully."

After finishing speaking, he hugged Chaos by the waist in front of all the monsters and entered the house, leaving the more petrified mountain monsters lying at the door.

They have known the strength of their king's arms for hundreds of years, at least the face has known it.The man actually blocked the king's slap with one hand, and even ignored all his resistance and resisted him back to the house.

Chaos screamed in the house all night, and the mountain demon outside the cave stared at the stars in a daze and said, "This monkey is really strong."

From that day on, Chaos discovered that the mountain monsters no longer revolved around him but began to revolve around Monkey King.

Not bad, though.