[The Return of the Great Sage] Chaos gave me monkeys

After tossing and tossing all night, he finally calmed down, and the washed-up Chaos was sleeping soundly in Monkey King's arms.Obviously it was me who moved, but he was the one who fell asleep from exhaustion, but it didn't matter.Soaking in the hot spring and hugging your sweetheart is such a refreshing feeling.

The temperature of the water was just right, Sun Wukong gently stroked Chaos' head, his eyelids became heavier and heavier, and he gradually fell asleep with the stone on one side of his pillow.

Opening his eyes again, the surrounding environment actually changed. He was clearly asleep at home with Chaos in his arms, so why did he suddenly come to the woods.An old voice came from not far away, following the reputation, the old monk in the dream a few days ago was standing under the tree and looking at the river in the distance.

Is this a chaotic dream again?Sun Wukong picked a fruit from the nearby peach tree, just took a bite and immediately vomited it. The fruit had no taste at all, and it tasted like chewing wax.

"Don't you have a master?" The old monk asked softly, following his gaze, Monkey King saw the familiar figure again, Chaos standing not far away with his bloody mouth open.

Sun Wukong squatted on the rock and looked at the two of them with great interest. After he knew Chaos, he had never heard him talk about the past, and he almost never asked about it.

The intercourse between their bodies seems to have brought part of their spirits together, because this hard-won opportunity to glimpse the dark history of chaos, Sun Wukong couldn't help laughing, this stupid bug didn't recognize himself every day. What are you thinking.

"Then you come and sit here, and I will explain the Buddhist scriptures to you." The old monk pointed to the open space in front of him, and then meditated on the spot and began to explain the Buddhist scriptures regardless of whether the chaos had passed or not.

The Buddhist scriptures were stinky and long, and the old monk said unhurriedly: "The Great Nirvana Sutra. It is the profound hall of the dharmakaya. The real name of enlightenment. The abyss mirror of all scriptures. The ancestral pole of ten thousand streams. It is the body. Also. Wonderful existence has the appearance of things. The circulation is infinite. Move as you please. See the opportunity..."

The old monk looked up at Chaos in the middle of the reading, and he was still standing there, with only a bloody mouth on his face, and he couldn't guess what his expression was.

After seeing it, the old monk sighed helplessly: "Yes, this Buddhist scriptures are boring, and I fell asleep when the teacher was teaching."

Monkey King looked up at the old monk who was sitting in meditation, and then at Chaos, the man was still standing there blankly looking into the distance.

"Okay, okay, let's end here in this life." The old monk got up and patted the dust on his buttocks, then slowly walked into the rushing river in front of him while reciting sutras.

Chaos in front of him just watched him walk in step by step, until the river submerged the top of the monk's head, Chaos suddenly moved and stretched out two black claws, covering his face in pain.

Without ears, I can't hear what you say.

Without eyes, I was sad but couldn't cry.

When I woke up again, I opened my eyes and I was not in the hot spring for some reason, but on the bed in the bedroom, looking at the sky outside, the chaos that should have been in my arms did not know where it went.

The things in the dream seemed to have happened just now, Monkey King jumped out of the hot spring anxiously, looking for people all over the room without thinking about getting dressed.

Chaos poked out half of his head from the bedroom with an unhappy face: "Why are you tossing so early in the morning?"

Seeing Chao Chao standing in front of him intact, Sun Wukong's heart sank, and he stepped forward to hold him tightly in his arms, smelling the unique smell on his body, the whole person relaxed.

"What's the matter?" Chaos stretched out his hand and touched the hairy head of the Great Sage, and the person in his arms shook his head.Chaos couldn't help laughing, Sun Wukong, the Monkey King, has 72 changes in his body like black iron and golden eyes, and he is omnipotent in heaven and earth.

The reputation outside is so loud that I am a little jealous, but that person is like a child by my side, hugging him every day and refusing to let go, and he is reluctant to leave when he goes out, as if he is afraid that he will run away. As soon as I woke up in the morning, I searched for myself all over the room, and when I found it, I stuffed my fluffy head in my neck and refused to speak.

"Did you have a nightmare, dreaming that the peaches were eaten by people?" Chaos gently pushed him away, but saw the monkey ask him with a serious face: "Who is that monk?"

"Which monk?"

"Is that the monk you saw in your dream?"

Chaos heard him answering in a vague way: "What monk in the dream?" Sun Wukong was not happy when he heard it, he let go of him and sat on the side pouted and said: "I saw it in my dream, you and A monk is always together." After finishing speaking, he did not forget to hum heavily to express his dissatisfaction.

"You're talking about Jiang Liu'er? I'm not interested in such a small child, and I don't like humans." Although the tone of his mouth sounded like he was angry, in fact, Chaos was very happy, and it was rare You will see the great sage jealous.

Seeing him so jealous for the first time, Chaos also became curious.He leaned over and sat down and asked, "What monk and what dream, what you said made me feel curious."

"Then let me ask you, what did you dream about last night?" Sun Wukong turned his head and looked at him seriously. Sun Wukong's hairy hands touched him, it was itchy and numb, how dare he say such a thing.

I woke up and ran out of the hot spring. Although my legs were so sore that I was dying, I still carried the stupid monkey out. At that time, I thought it was strange why I slept so hard tonight. Now that I think about it, I am sure I did something 'great' Dream, woke up actually still took it seriously.

"I didn't have any dreams. When I woke up, it was dawn." Chaos replied, staring at the monkey in front of him with an extremely serious look, and the mountain demon who just fell to the side couldn't stand it anymore. His acting skills are really bad. .

The mountain demon didn't believe it, let alone Sun Wukong, who immediately stretched out a hand and pinched his ear and said quietly: "If you don't tell the truth, I will punish you with a more severe method than last night."

"I said I said it's not enough, you put down the hostage first, the ears are innocent." Chaos angrily stretched out a hand to grab Monkey King's ear, but was pressed down by the man hard, and he was about to reach out His hand was also pressed on top of his head.

Chaos avoided the great sage's gaze and faltered: "It's just the ordinary kind of spring...spring..."

"Chun what? The monk's name is Chun? How can there be a monk with such an ugly name, even worse than Jiang Liuer's."

"Chunmeng, you stupid monkey!" Chaos raised his leg and kicked Sun Wukong's belly hard, kicking the man over and stood up, looking at him with a displeased face, and scolded: "This kind of thing is in the middle of the day!" How dare you say it, I just had an ordinary dream of being with you! My expression made it clear that I didn't want to say it, but you just wanted to hear it, it really pissed me off."

Seeing Chao Chao's blushing face, the Great Sage believed what he said, and let go of his hanging heart.But what if it wasn't a chaotic dream.

Under Chaos' repeated questioning, Sun Wukong told all the details of his dream. Now Chaos stood there for three seconds and then laughed out loud while clutching his stomach.

"The newspaper will invite you to edit the article in the future. Your ability to write stories is much better than theirs." Watching Chaos reach out and wipe the tears from the corners of his eyes, Monkey King sighed. Keep it from yourself.

I still remember the last time I met a new breed of monster when I went out, and I chatted excitedly with myself for several days when I came back. Seeing that he was so happy, I even said that I would go to its lair to take a look secretly. Destroyed all at once.

Sure enough, Chaos returned without success the next day, and it was me who was squatting at home honestly for two days and was full of mouthfuls. Although the focus of the memory was a bit off, it was not a big problem.

One of the great advantages of Chaos is that you don't hide things in your heart, and you can tell anything at a glance by looking at your expression.For example, some fans in the newspaper wrote: Organize a group to give birth to a monkey for the Great Sage, and the chaotic little boy will immediately turn black like the sole of a shoe!

But he said just now that he had a sexual dream, and obviously he only filled his three small mouths last night, so why did he immediately have a sexual dream at night? , You said that you had a dream, it must be because of the lack of time last night, let's make up for it now."

As soon as he finished speaking, Chaos' face turned green instantly.Subconsciously, he covered his butt and said angrily, "No, it still hurts yesterday."

"Then I won't play so intensely this time." Sun Wukong hastily stretched out a hand along his calf to feel inside his clothes. Chaos couldn't wear anything under his black robe, and he easily touched the key thunder. district.

Just when he was about to start the action, the mountain demon outside the door was already used to this fragrant scene, knocked on the door and shouted in a low voice: "Let's continue later, Xiao Bailong came and said he has something to do with you two. "

But the Great Sage didn't stop after hearing these words, instead he sped up his hand movements, and punched him on the cheek with chaos.

Seeing that the stone door opened, Bailong rushed over, a monkey covering his right cheek full of grievance and a worm smugly shaking his right hand came out of the door.

"Uh, did I come at the wrong time?"

"Brother, you came at a bad time, okay?"

The author has something to say:

FFFF: Oh great, the boundless karmic fire of my FFF regiment, you will all be burned to death in this flame.

Great Sage: (pulls his ear) What are you talking about, let me use your ten guts to touch chaos.

FFFF (immediately transform into St. My Wives): My husband is so handsome, my husband was wrong, my husband, I want to give birth to a monkey for you!

Chaos: Dare to touch my monkey... Hehehe...