can you not eat me

After the Nth dance, Qiao Mu said deeply that the earth is no longer suitable for me, and I want to go to Mars! ! !Of course, a fish lip like Qiao Mu would not know that Mars is not suitable for a 16-year-old man like him, who can’t tell the difference between up, down, left, and right keys ╮(￣▽￣///)

Depressedly, Qiao Mu stretched out his right hand, picked up Miss Pao's pillow, and plunged into the pillow, feeling deeply sad.

The computer screen was still on, Qiao Mu gritted his teeth resentfully, raised his head from the pillow, reached out and held the mouse, clicked on Kugou, and began to listen to the song he has never tired of listening to - "Have You Had Enough?" The already depressed mood became even more depressed, and he exited the game interface in frustration, clicked on a game room at random, and entered.

After entering the room, Qiao Mu reflexively looked at the name of the room (this is a sad story) - "Looking for the master, take me to dance", after seeing the name of the room, Qiao Mu's eyes suddenly lit up, and his head turned quickly .That's right, that's right, why didn't I think about finding a master, how awesome is it to find a master, take me to pretend to fly, take me to level up and dance, take me to open a room and take me on!Wait, what's the last one, it seems to be messed up! ?Forget it, leave him alone.Qiao Mu swept away the previous gloom, excitedly created a house, changed the name of the house, chose a 7-star song, and waited for the great god to come!Qiao Mu waited and waited... the Great God hadn't come yet, but little Luo Luo came one after another.Qiao Mu burst into tears, this room won't sink, sure enough, God doesn't mean you can have whatever you want! ! !

"Brother, the name of your room is really bad!" A man at level 129 responded speechlessly to Qiao Mu's room name as soon as he came in.

"Yes, it's normal!" Qiao Mu hugged Sister Pao tightly with his left hand, scratched his head with his right hand, and looked at his room name - "Master with immeasurable merit, please save me!"

"[Pick your nose] Are you sure you didn't do it on purpose?" The man seemed to be twitching a bit.

Qiao Mu frowned, and replied, "What are you talking about, intentionally or not?"

"QAQ, you are very pure, I didn't mean it, the debt is gone, the debt is gone!" After finishing speaking, he fled out like a hot wheel.

Qiao Mu twitched the corner of his mouth and was speechless. He looked at the person's name: Blossoming Chrysanthemum Xiang Cucumber, this name is quite good, how small and refreshing!Why is this person so... um... well, the polite little Qiao Mu can't find any words to describe this weird person.

On the other side, An Yanyu frowned bitterly, how did the homeowner manage to be so simple and so advanced? It's unscientific! !Well, the name of the house is...simple!He himself is quite... just stupid! !Am I really evil? ?Am I really evil? !Tell me this is not true! !Danmei God, tell me I'm not alone! ! QAQ! !If the rotten boy An Yanyu knew that he was praised by Qiao Mu as "little fresh" with such an impure name, he would probably burst into tears, what a naive child! !

Qiao Mu has been guarding this room for a long time...a long time...in fact, it was only half an hour, but Qiao Mu, who is a Taurus, is angry! !patience? ?His patience was eaten by dogs hundreds of years ago! ! (￣ε(#￣)☆╰╮(￣▽￣///)!

Qiao Mu puffed his cheeks, ordered the convoy, and asked: What if no one comes to the room ╮(╯_╰)╭

A group of people quickly appeared in the convoy, and they became active all of a sudden!

The wind blows the fragrance of rice flowers: Great God, is there no one in your room? !Do you want me to help Dingding!

The small river flows: upstairs is my in-laws? ?Bridge, you can use the horn

You are my little apple: Same as above +1

Shangle Youshang: Daqiao, can I go to your room, same as upstairs +1

Xiaoqiao is not Xiaoqiao: No need.Thank you Xiaohe.

(￣ε(#￣)☆╰╮(￣▽￣///), Qiao Mu, you are so cool, does your family know, does your family know, does your family know??!

Qiao Mu blinked and smiled, yes, you can play the horn, he doesn't have many things, he just has a lot of horns.Tapped the big screen speaker and began to brush: I have a long life without bounds, and I beg the god of immeasurable merit to be my master to save my handicapped.Qiao Mu was very happy when he brushed more than 50. When he brushed more than [-], the five pits in the room were full. The little apple, Shangle Youshang, was once in the car during the Spring Festival.His entire face turned black in an instant, and his first reaction was, why are the people from the Nima team here! ! ! !The second reaction is, what should I do with my cold image! ! ! ! !

"Master Qiao, are you looking for a master?!?!" This was a very restless wind blowing the fragrance of rice flowers.

"The bridge is big, you can find it in the convoy." This is a very calm river flowing.

"Has Qiaoda's account been hacked?" This is you and my little apple.

"Qiao Da, your house name is very promising, and the horn you play is even more promising! You will attract wolves!!" This is Shang Le Youshang, who is normal and seems very abnormal.

"Forget it, master, what about the sparring partner?" Finally, there is one to get to the point! !

Qiao Mu saw what Chun Xiao said in the car once, only to realize that this person's level was capped like his, could it be a great god! !Qiao Mu said that he was really excited, but he had seen so many great gods with his own handicap so many times, so he couldn't be so lucky to pick one up!Qiao Mu found that his hands were trembling with excitement, after taking a deep breath: Yes, don't force it.

╭(╯^╰)╮He didn't try to be aloof

On the other side, Xiao Yuxuan, who was sitting in front of the computer, curled his lips and narrowed his beautiful phoenix eyes, as if he had met a tsundere child with false attributes.

"The brightest star in the night sky, can you hear clearly, the person looking up, the loneliness and sigh in my heart..." The phone rang, and Xiao Yuxuan answered it.

"Yuxuan, Murongqian and I are in Blue, you can't make it through" the friend's voice sounded, and hearing the loud music over there, Xiao Yuxuan frowned, and looked at the arrogant homeowner who was waiting for his reply.

"Don't go." (￣ε(#￣)☆╰╮(￣▽￣///) This is aloof, Xiao Qiaomu, you should study hard.

"Wow, I didn't get together much this week, you really don't come out, is it because the golden house is hiding the beauty?" The friend had a convulsion...

"Yu Xuan doesn't want to come, so don't come, wait until I send Mr. Shan back." Murong Qian was always so gentle.

"Ahhh, Murong Qian, why don't you let Xuanzi come over!!" Shan Jun was yelling, even though he wasn't there, Xiao Yuxuan could imagine his friend blushing and resentful.

Ignoring Shan Jun, Xiao Yuxuan said, "Well, Murong Qian, let's play, hang up."

"Um"

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