[Gintama] I am Teacher Songyang

The little maid's dress was very simple, with only two braids tied behind her head, a small white flower pinned to her hair mane by her ears, and a simple yellow kimono.This is a test for men who dress up as women. Fortunately, Gui's face is very good-looking, and there is no sense of disobedience in dressing up as a girl. On the contrary, she is very cute.

Songyang walked in front, looking back at Gui from time to time, and chuckled lightly.

Gui asked puzzledly, "What's the matter, teacher?"

"It's nothing..." Songyang finally couldn't help touching Gui's head: "It's just that Gui dressed up like this is so cute..."

"..." Gui Wuyan looked at Songyang, who was so beautiful that people couldn't take their eyes off him: "Teacher, please be a little self-conscious."

"Ah, I'm sorry..." Thinking that Gui said that now is not the time to joke, Songyang apologized, imitating the appearance of that geisha, half-covering his face with a paper fan, and walked towards the courtyard with small steps.

"Stop, who is it!" Two guards guarding the courtyard gate stopped them.

Songyang lowered his voice and lowered his head slightly: "I am Yoko from Songmeiyuan, and I was ordered to serve Master Urata."

Probably Urata often called geisha to accompany him at night, and the two guards didn't doubt it, they just said: "Show your face." They still have to check this point.

Song Yang looked at Gui and nodded slightly, both of them put their hands on the handle of the knife under their skirts.Once those two find out that something is wrong, they must be killed immediately.

After getting ready, Songyang slowly put away the paper fan, revealing his true face: "Is this all right?"

"Ah..." The two guards stared blankly at Songyang, unable to move their eyes.Song Yang clenched the handle of the knife tightly, not knowing whether they had noticed it or not, with a shy expression deliberately showing on his face, he covered his face with the paper fan again: "Excuse me, can I go in?"

"Um... ah... um... please..."

The two guards were stunned for a moment before they recovered their senses and let them go. Songyang nodded to them and walked by in small steps.

When Songyang was far away, the two guards couldn't help but raised their heads and sniffed, sighing: "It smells so good..."

"It's so beautiful..."

After admiring for a while, the two couldn't help wondering: "Strange, is there such a beautiful geisha in our yard..."

"I guess it's the husband invited from Yoshihara?"

"Ah, I really envy Urata-sama..."

After entering the middle courtyard, Yantu had to go through several guard checkpoints to reach Urata's bedroom.Songyang doesn't quite understand what's going on with these guards, they all look a little dazed, always let them pass in a daze and stammer.But this also saves Songyang the trouble. If he is found halfway, he will be surrounded.

He walked into Urata's bedroom without hindrance. When Songyang opened the door, Urata was reclining on the tatami and drinking sake.Seeing Songyang's figure through the moonlight, Urata couldn't help getting up: "Oh, it's finally here..."

There were still guards watching outside the door, Songyang didn't know what to do with a geisha, so he imitated the appearance of an ordinary maid and knelt down at the door: "I've seen Mrs. Urata."

The moonlight illuminated his soft and flawless side face, and the wine glass in Pu Tian's hand dropped to the ground with a clang. Songyang's heart tightened, thinking he had been recognized, but he heard the voice of Pu Tian swallowing hard, and urged him: "Hurry up!" Come in, come in!"

Songyang raised his head for some unknown reason, saw Urata swallowing his saliva desperately, and at the same time felt a strong murderous intent from Gui behind him.Patting Gui's hand to signal him not to be impulsive, Songyang walked into the bedroom.Gui followed behind Songyang, and closed the door coldly.

As soon as Songyang entered, Urata couldn't wait to get up, and wanted to pounce on him: "The beauty is over soon..."

There was a flash of light, and the sharp point of the knife was on Urata's throat: "Don't move!" Songyang untied his hair, and the long light brown hair fell loosely. Songyang raised his head and met Urata's frightened eyes: "Master Urata, do you remember me?"

"You, you are the boss..."

"Shut up." Songyang moved the tip of the knife, stopping Urata's words.

He didn't want the kids to know his identity.Because of the children's admiration for him, as long as they know that he was the commander-in-chief of fighting against barbarians, they will definitely follow in his footsteps and run to become a warrior against barbarians.But Songyang believes that the children's future should be chosen according to their own wishes, and should not be influenced by him.

And judging from the current situation, the future prospects of the people with lofty ideals against the barbarians are not good, and Songyang does not want them to be some kind of people with lofty ideals against the barbarians at all.Compared with such things as country, nation, hero, integrity, etc., the safety and happiness of children is what Songyang cares about.

But now is not the time to think about these things, Songyang approached Urata: "Since you still remember me, then you should also remember how much money you swallowed from us, right?"

As soon as money was mentioned, Urata became courageous: "You, what do you say, I don't..."

"Heshan, Hiraoka, Asai, Wuyuan..." Songyang mentioned several big battles against Heaven and Man back then, and Urata stole part of the military expenses for these battles, but Songyang remembered it clearly.

Urata's face was sweating, and his mouth was stiff: "I don't understand what you are talking about..."

"You..." Songyang was angry, and the tip of the knife came a little closer, cutting Pu Tian's neck.But that's all, if you kill him, all previous efforts will be wasted, and there is nothing you can do about him for a while.

Gui saw Mr. Songyang in women's clothes getting very close to Urata, and felt very uncomfortable. Before he drew his sword, he said to Songyang, "Teacher, I don't have time. Let me interrogate him!"

"Are you okay, Gui?" Songyang asked.

"Well, leave it to me."

"All right!"

As soon as Song Yang withdrew, Gui immediately covered Pu Tian's mouth with a cloth, and chopped off two of his fingers: "Tell me, where is your money?"

Urata's face was full of tears in pain, and he wanted to struggle, but Gui Shua cut off another finger: "You can keep shaking your head, anyway, you still have seven fingers."

Urata quickly revealed where he hid his money. Just under a tatami mat in this bedroom, there was a basement, which was his treasury.

After knocking Urata unconscious, the two opened the vault together.There are hills of gold and jewels in the treasury. This is definitely not wealth that a minister can own. I don’t know how much Urata has embezzled in other places.

Song Yang and Gui tried their best to search for light and easy-to-carry jewelry, and quickly filled a small box. At this time, there was noise outside, and someone shouted "Fire"!

Songyang and Gui returned to the bedroom, Songyang had just lifted Pu Tian to lean against him, when a guard's voice came from outside: "My lord, someone deliberately set fire to the kitchen, it seems that a thief has sneaked in."

At this time, if there is no response, they will be suspected. Songyang motioned Gui to open the door, so that the guards could see what was going on inside.Putian's face was completely buried in Songyang's chest, the scene looked extremely ambiguous, the guard didn't dare to look at it, and hurriedly knelt down: "My lord, please..."

"Master Urata is drunk." Songyang made an empathetic gesture: "I think you'd better deal with the matter before he wakes up, such as sending someone out to catch the thief, so that the lord will not blame you afterwards .”

Even the beauty is so gentle and considerate, the guard felt his heart beating faster and nodded vigorously: "Yes!"

Soon the guards in the courtyard were dispersed, and the guard ran back to report.Songyang pretended to be worried and asked again: "But, everyone is going to catch thieves, what about the guards in the courtyard?"

"Don't worry, I still have a team of 15 people left, which is enough to protect you and Lord Urata."

"Really?" Songyang smiled, pushed Pu Tian away, and drew his sword: "This way I can feel relieved."

The author has something to say: women's clothing and so on, I always feel so clichéd, I was hesitant to write this plot before... But I am so clichéd!

Merry Christmas to everyone.