Quick-wearing happiness action
Chapter 1 The Cold-Blooded Killer Falls in Love with Me (1)
There is such a kind of person, he is a male god in the eyes of girls, a school bully in the eyes of teachers, and a good boy in the eyes of teachers, Zhou Tan is probably this kind of person.
But that's just on the surface, the posture is always correct in front of others, the queen can lie down but not sit, always smile politely in front of people, and the queen can be rude and scold mothers.
In fact, in reality, he is a bit lazy, a bit unmotivated, and lives like a pig.
The reason why he can firmly sit on the male god's seat is firstly to thank his parents for giving birth to him well, and secondly to thank the system Ah Fu for his care.
Yes, becoming a top student is not his own ability. Since he was a child, he has a system called Action Happiness, which helps him read, write, and handle various trivial matters along the way.Zhou Yan still likes this system, because this system is here to save him. You don’t have to study hard to get twice the result with half the effort. When you encounter something, you just open your mouth and ask. It’s so happy that no one else has it!
As for the origin of the title of a good boy, in this year when one can be called a good boy without making mistakes or going too far, for a lazy person like Zhou Chen, he is really too lazy to do bad things.
So, is it really good to have such a system?Is there such a cheap thing in the world?
of course not.
After growing up and becoming more sensible, Zhou Tan is not as naive as before. He also knows that there is no such thing as a free lunch in this world, so he asks: "Ah Fu, you really have no ulterior motive for helping me like this?"
The Messenger of Happiness, that is, A Fu, he is too lazy to correct the name of A Fu, which belongs to Wang: "If I say no, will you believe it?"
"I don't believe it." It's not a naive child.
"I did have a purpose. I originally planned to tell you when you were 20 years old. But I first declare that once I tell you, you must implement it immediately, and there is no room for resistance." A Fu said.
"Then you are going to tell me now?" In Zhou Tan's impression, A Fuke had never been so serious.
"Yes, I am a messenger of happiness. My system is called Happiness Action. The meaning of my existence is to make people happy." Ah Fu's inorganic voice seemed to add a layer of holy light, but in fact it was because what he said was too much. Holy Father.
"Just like you helped me?" Zhou Mi raised his eyebrows and thought, he really lived happily after getting Ah Fu.
"It's different. I'm just responsible for assigning tasks and assisting in completing them, and you are the executor. Your duty is to make the objects you serve happy." Ah Fu asked: "Have you heard of the plane?"
"I've heard of it." Zhou Yan is no stranger to X-point novels.
"Well, in fact, planes exist, and each plane is an independent world. The person you want to serve is one of the people on each plane." Ah Fu said: "These people have one thing in common, they are either desperate or Sadness, or encountering unprecedented difficulties. Then send out a strong emotion, which will transform into a thought-like existence, and what we need is to absorb these thoughts. I say this, do you understand?"
It was rare for Zhou Yan to use his brain to think about these words, he frowned and said, "I can probably understand."
Ah Fu: "Although it will make things difficult for you, I still want to say that you must do your best to perform tasks, and you must make the clients you serve happy from the bottom of your heart. And what is happiness? Of course, it includes beautiful love, warm family affection, and touching friendship. There is no limit. But generally speaking, love is easier to cut in, which requires the executor to have a strong spirit of sacrifice. Our main theme is dedication, affection, devotion and devotion. If something goes wrong and you give up halfway, we will not be responsible. responsible. Because not only will it cause the death of the client, but it may also cause the plane to collapse.”
"You? Are you not the only system?"
"There is only one happiness action system, and there are countless happiness messengers. But don't worry, there is only one plane where you are, and you will never meet other executors in your life." Ah Fu said.
"Well." All the above words are worth thinking about, but Ah Fu has already said it, and he has no right to resist: "It sounds like a very meaningful thing." It makes people happy or something, full of positive energy.
Ah Fu: "Of course, it's nice of you to think so. But I have to ask you a question."
Zhou Chen: "Tell me."
Ah Fu: "Can you accept sex/love with the same sex?"
Zhou Qianlue Sparta: "Is it related to the mission?"
Ah Fu: "It does matter, the people you serve are all of the same sex. But I assure you, they are all handsome guys who are ranked first in every plane, and you will not suffer.
Zhou Tan thought about it seriously: "It seems that I don't reject it."
"That would be great." Ah Fu said happily: "In fact, if you face it with a different mentality, it will be like experiencing a real copy of your life, and you will enjoy it. Because the task object we have arranged for you They are all people who deserve to be treated with heart, and of course, they will give you back with heart.”
Zhou Hao, who has zero love experience, has no idea. He is more concerned about a question: "If I accept the task, when will you let me return to normal life?"
This is a good question, Ah Fu said calmly: "You can return to normal life after up to ten tasks, and the system will give you a lot of money as compensation." After a pause, he hinted secretly: "I heard that the retired executors will have a big surprise, and they all expressed their satisfaction. Look..."
With money and surprises, Zhou Yan was quite satisfied with the answer, "Since I can't resist, I can only accept it."
Ah Fu was ecstatic, but tried his best to remain calm: "Can you promise me that you will do your best and persevere to the end."
Zhou Tang smiled lazily: "I will try my best."
"That's fine, you will be able to enter the mission plane immediately. I hope you can successfully complete the mission and experience a different life. In short, I wish you good luck, dear Mr. Zhou Yu."
Zhou Tong closed his eyes, and when he opened them again, he found himself in a chaotic space
"Please confirm by voice to accept the first mission."
Zhou Chen: "Confirm to accept."
Ah Fu: "Welcome to start the first task of the ancient plane.
Mission Name: The Cold-Blooded Killer Falls in Love with Me.
Task object: Leng Xiang
Object background: Affiliated to the top killer of the Jianghu killer organization 'Sixteenth Floor', all relatives were wiped out, and he was burdened with blood and blood.
Subject's thoughts: alive, revenge.
Task content: Please give him a healthy body, a beautiful love, and a complete family.
Mission help: two Baicao pills (holy medicine for healing), five teleportation charms (any known location), two flash bombs (also known as colorful blood), three hidden weapons (necessary for home), one hidden attribute pill (unknown )
Permanent Equipment: Flaming Red Lips (Kiss Fascination), Ecstasy Electric Eyes (Looking Lovesickness),
Above, the executors must complete the task within six months, otherwise they will be punished by the system.
After replaying these data twice in his mind, Zhou Tan was a little dazed.He was a little unsure: "I want to revive him, make him healthy, and then give him a beautiful love, a completed home?"
"That's right." Ah Fu was afraid that he couldn't accept it: "How about it, you don't want to back down, do you? The job of an executor is like this. In fact, it is not difficult at all. Just fall in love, and then adopt another Children, or a pet."
It's really not that difficult, is it?
"Well, I don't reject it." Zhou Qian pushed his glasses reflexively, but found that the pair of glasses used to pretend to be no longer on his face.
"Well, in order to make your image more in line with the ancient times, your appearance has been changed. In the first mission, your identity was the disciple of the Poison King and the Medicine King. The overall image is friendly and holy, lonely and desolate, but still compassionate and kind. "Ah Fu looked at the character he created with his own hands and was very satisfied.
Zhou Chen's original condition was very good. After systematic polishing, his facial features became more refined, his temperament became more outstanding, and his whole body exuded an irresistible charm.
"Okay, the assembly is complete, please confirm to enter the task plane." Ah Fu spoke with a very humane taste in a electronically synthesized voice without ups and downs.
"Confirm to enter." Zhou Xuan said.
"Reading task data, plane connection, please wait..."
Suddenly, Zhou Tan was in another world.Immediately, an unpleasant smell of gunpowder smoke came to the nostrils.Perhaps not only the smell of gunpowder smoke, but also mixed with various scalp-numbing smells.
Then there was a noisy sound, the sound of horseshoes fighting, the scream of explosives, and the sound was endless.It was rare for Zhou Qiansi to look around dumbfounded. The scene could be said to be chaotic, and his liver shuddered at a glance.
This is the scene of the battle between the two armies, and it is a high-risk area where you can live and die.
Zhou Yan glanced at it and felt a cold air coming from the soles of his feet, until he heard Ah Fu's voice saying: "Young Master Zhou, run, the person you want to help is at five o'clock!"
Explosives boomed and boomed in my ears.
Zhou Tan was dazed for a moment, then found the direction of five o'clock, and ran there.
"What the hell, this is actually a battlefield, how far do I have to run to be safe?" He asked after regaining his senses, and ended up eating a mouthful of sand.
Ah Fu told him: "Don't panic, you will be safe after another 300 meters, trust me."
Zhou Yan immediately gave him a slap in the face: "Are you cheating me? Wouldn't it be over if you just sent me to my partner?" He didn't believe that Ah Fu didn't have this ability.
"I'm not a handyman, am I?" Ah Fu said, "Stop scolding me, save some strength and run over there, I saw poor-quality explosives flying everywhere, in case you get killed..."
Zhou Yan immediately interrupted: "You better shut up, I don't want to hear your prophecy."
Afu shut his mouth in embarrassment.
The 300 meters arrived soon, but there was no one around, "Where is the person you are talking about?" There are many trees here, and it is not easy to find a person.
Ah Fu is also looking for it, wait, when he wants to remind Zhou Yan that the man is going to kill him, it's too late: "..."
Zhou Tan felt a chill on the back of his neck, and he turned around quickly, only to see the sharp... tip of the knife... thrusting... towards him...
Fortunately, he didn't come in, because the other party had reached his limit, and there were too many wounds on his body, and the blood flow continued.
Leng Xiang originally didn't want to show his face to kill, but seeing that person was about to find out where he was hiding, he had to hold his last breath.It's a pity that he has reached his limit. If he was almost desperate just now, he is truly desperate now.At the moment of losing consciousness, a strong idea burst out in Leng Xiang's heart.
He was not willing to die like this, he wanted to live!
"..." With a bang, the man in tattered black fell into Zhou Chen's embrace.
Zhou Yan caught the opponent subconsciously. When his hands touched the bony shoulders, he had only one thought: so thin!
Visually, the height of the man in black is more than half a head taller than Zhou Tan, but his weight is not as good as the lean Zhou Tan, and he is almost thin to a certain extent.
"Ah Fu, I think he really needs to be healthy." This body is simply... Zhou Tan, who has lived in a society ruled by law since he was a child, has never seen such a shocking physical condition.
"That's right, his body is very weak now, and it's almost reaching its limit. You need to save him immediately." Ah Fu said quickly.
"Okay." Zhou Yan squatted down, letting Leng Xiang's upper body lean on his lap, "What kind of medicine..."
"It's already in your arms, you can have it as soon as you touch it."
Zhou Tan touched his bosom, took out a Baicao pill, and quickly fed it into Leng Xiang's mouth.
"Can it work without water?"
"Don't worry, this pill melts in your mouth."
Zhou Tan was relieved when he heard that, and then he looked seriously at Leng Xiang's face.
This is an ancient handsome man with handsome facial features. If his face is not so pale and his cheeks are not so thin, he must be a charming and handsome guy.Even a narcissistic person like Zhou Tan has to admit that he is handsome.
Not only is he handsome, but he is also very handsome.Just look at his two sword eyebrows. This is a sharp man. When he opens his eyes, he must have a pair of eyes that can kill people.
Zhou Tan noticed the sticky blood on his hands, and couldn't help panicking, "Ah Fu, what kind of torture did he suffer?"
"Are you sure you want to listen?" Ah Fu said in a tone of fear that he couldn't stand it.
"Let's talk." Anyway, he is a man, so there is nothing to be afraid of.
"...he was whipped fifty times a day, during which he had no food and only hanged himself. About three of his ribs were broken, and his left leg bone also had problems. Well, there were also large and small internal and external injuries. The sum of these was enough to cause death. If he didn’t have a strong sense of survival, he wouldn’t be able to live today.” Ah Fu said that he felt chills in his heart, he is a happiness system, he likes sunshine and positive energy, and what he hates most is suffering.
"You might as well just tell me that there is nothing good about him." Zhou Yan also felt chills in his heart, and didn't know how to release the hand that was holding Leng Xiang.
But Ah Fu still had a good time and said: "It's not all broken, at least the important parts are still good."
The author has something to say: Fixed a BUG~
But that's just on the surface, the posture is always correct in front of others, the queen can lie down but not sit, always smile politely in front of people, and the queen can be rude and scold mothers.
In fact, in reality, he is a bit lazy, a bit unmotivated, and lives like a pig.
The reason why he can firmly sit on the male god's seat is firstly to thank his parents for giving birth to him well, and secondly to thank the system Ah Fu for his care.
Yes, becoming a top student is not his own ability. Since he was a child, he has a system called Action Happiness, which helps him read, write, and handle various trivial matters along the way.Zhou Yan still likes this system, because this system is here to save him. You don’t have to study hard to get twice the result with half the effort. When you encounter something, you just open your mouth and ask. It’s so happy that no one else has it!
As for the origin of the title of a good boy, in this year when one can be called a good boy without making mistakes or going too far, for a lazy person like Zhou Chen, he is really too lazy to do bad things.
So, is it really good to have such a system?Is there such a cheap thing in the world?
of course not.
After growing up and becoming more sensible, Zhou Tan is not as naive as before. He also knows that there is no such thing as a free lunch in this world, so he asks: "Ah Fu, you really have no ulterior motive for helping me like this?"
The Messenger of Happiness, that is, A Fu, he is too lazy to correct the name of A Fu, which belongs to Wang: "If I say no, will you believe it?"
"I don't believe it." It's not a naive child.
"I did have a purpose. I originally planned to tell you when you were 20 years old. But I first declare that once I tell you, you must implement it immediately, and there is no room for resistance." A Fu said.
"Then you are going to tell me now?" In Zhou Tan's impression, A Fuke had never been so serious.
"Yes, I am a messenger of happiness. My system is called Happiness Action. The meaning of my existence is to make people happy." Ah Fu's inorganic voice seemed to add a layer of holy light, but in fact it was because what he said was too much. Holy Father.
"Just like you helped me?" Zhou Mi raised his eyebrows and thought, he really lived happily after getting Ah Fu.
"It's different. I'm just responsible for assigning tasks and assisting in completing them, and you are the executor. Your duty is to make the objects you serve happy." Ah Fu asked: "Have you heard of the plane?"
"I've heard of it." Zhou Yan is no stranger to X-point novels.
"Well, in fact, planes exist, and each plane is an independent world. The person you want to serve is one of the people on each plane." Ah Fu said: "These people have one thing in common, they are either desperate or Sadness, or encountering unprecedented difficulties. Then send out a strong emotion, which will transform into a thought-like existence, and what we need is to absorb these thoughts. I say this, do you understand?"
It was rare for Zhou Yan to use his brain to think about these words, he frowned and said, "I can probably understand."
Ah Fu: "Although it will make things difficult for you, I still want to say that you must do your best to perform tasks, and you must make the clients you serve happy from the bottom of your heart. And what is happiness? Of course, it includes beautiful love, warm family affection, and touching friendship. There is no limit. But generally speaking, love is easier to cut in, which requires the executor to have a strong spirit of sacrifice. Our main theme is dedication, affection, devotion and devotion. If something goes wrong and you give up halfway, we will not be responsible. responsible. Because not only will it cause the death of the client, but it may also cause the plane to collapse.”
"You? Are you not the only system?"
"There is only one happiness action system, and there are countless happiness messengers. But don't worry, there is only one plane where you are, and you will never meet other executors in your life." Ah Fu said.
"Well." All the above words are worth thinking about, but Ah Fu has already said it, and he has no right to resist: "It sounds like a very meaningful thing." It makes people happy or something, full of positive energy.
Ah Fu: "Of course, it's nice of you to think so. But I have to ask you a question."
Zhou Chen: "Tell me."
Ah Fu: "Can you accept sex/love with the same sex?"
Zhou Qianlue Sparta: "Is it related to the mission?"
Ah Fu: "It does matter, the people you serve are all of the same sex. But I assure you, they are all handsome guys who are ranked first in every plane, and you will not suffer.
Zhou Tan thought about it seriously: "It seems that I don't reject it."
"That would be great." Ah Fu said happily: "In fact, if you face it with a different mentality, it will be like experiencing a real copy of your life, and you will enjoy it. Because the task object we have arranged for you They are all people who deserve to be treated with heart, and of course, they will give you back with heart.”
Zhou Hao, who has zero love experience, has no idea. He is more concerned about a question: "If I accept the task, when will you let me return to normal life?"
This is a good question, Ah Fu said calmly: "You can return to normal life after up to ten tasks, and the system will give you a lot of money as compensation." After a pause, he hinted secretly: "I heard that the retired executors will have a big surprise, and they all expressed their satisfaction. Look..."
With money and surprises, Zhou Yan was quite satisfied with the answer, "Since I can't resist, I can only accept it."
Ah Fu was ecstatic, but tried his best to remain calm: "Can you promise me that you will do your best and persevere to the end."
Zhou Tang smiled lazily: "I will try my best."
"That's fine, you will be able to enter the mission plane immediately. I hope you can successfully complete the mission and experience a different life. In short, I wish you good luck, dear Mr. Zhou Yu."
Zhou Tong closed his eyes, and when he opened them again, he found himself in a chaotic space
"Please confirm by voice to accept the first mission."
Zhou Chen: "Confirm to accept."
Ah Fu: "Welcome to start the first task of the ancient plane.
Mission Name: The Cold-Blooded Killer Falls in Love with Me.
Task object: Leng Xiang
Object background: Affiliated to the top killer of the Jianghu killer organization 'Sixteenth Floor', all relatives were wiped out, and he was burdened with blood and blood.
Subject's thoughts: alive, revenge.
Task content: Please give him a healthy body, a beautiful love, and a complete family.
Mission help: two Baicao pills (holy medicine for healing), five teleportation charms (any known location), two flash bombs (also known as colorful blood), three hidden weapons (necessary for home), one hidden attribute pill (unknown )
Permanent Equipment: Flaming Red Lips (Kiss Fascination), Ecstasy Electric Eyes (Looking Lovesickness),
Above, the executors must complete the task within six months, otherwise they will be punished by the system.
After replaying these data twice in his mind, Zhou Tan was a little dazed.He was a little unsure: "I want to revive him, make him healthy, and then give him a beautiful love, a completed home?"
"That's right." Ah Fu was afraid that he couldn't accept it: "How about it, you don't want to back down, do you? The job of an executor is like this. In fact, it is not difficult at all. Just fall in love, and then adopt another Children, or a pet."
It's really not that difficult, is it?
"Well, I don't reject it." Zhou Qian pushed his glasses reflexively, but found that the pair of glasses used to pretend to be no longer on his face.
"Well, in order to make your image more in line with the ancient times, your appearance has been changed. In the first mission, your identity was the disciple of the Poison King and the Medicine King. The overall image is friendly and holy, lonely and desolate, but still compassionate and kind. "Ah Fu looked at the character he created with his own hands and was very satisfied.
Zhou Chen's original condition was very good. After systematic polishing, his facial features became more refined, his temperament became more outstanding, and his whole body exuded an irresistible charm.
"Okay, the assembly is complete, please confirm to enter the task plane." Ah Fu spoke with a very humane taste in a electronically synthesized voice without ups and downs.
"Confirm to enter." Zhou Xuan said.
"Reading task data, plane connection, please wait..."
Suddenly, Zhou Tan was in another world.Immediately, an unpleasant smell of gunpowder smoke came to the nostrils.Perhaps not only the smell of gunpowder smoke, but also mixed with various scalp-numbing smells.
Then there was a noisy sound, the sound of horseshoes fighting, the scream of explosives, and the sound was endless.It was rare for Zhou Qiansi to look around dumbfounded. The scene could be said to be chaotic, and his liver shuddered at a glance.
This is the scene of the battle between the two armies, and it is a high-risk area where you can live and die.
Zhou Yan glanced at it and felt a cold air coming from the soles of his feet, until he heard Ah Fu's voice saying: "Young Master Zhou, run, the person you want to help is at five o'clock!"
Explosives boomed and boomed in my ears.
Zhou Tan was dazed for a moment, then found the direction of five o'clock, and ran there.
"What the hell, this is actually a battlefield, how far do I have to run to be safe?" He asked after regaining his senses, and ended up eating a mouthful of sand.
Ah Fu told him: "Don't panic, you will be safe after another 300 meters, trust me."
Zhou Yan immediately gave him a slap in the face: "Are you cheating me? Wouldn't it be over if you just sent me to my partner?" He didn't believe that Ah Fu didn't have this ability.
"I'm not a handyman, am I?" Ah Fu said, "Stop scolding me, save some strength and run over there, I saw poor-quality explosives flying everywhere, in case you get killed..."
Zhou Yan immediately interrupted: "You better shut up, I don't want to hear your prophecy."
Afu shut his mouth in embarrassment.
The 300 meters arrived soon, but there was no one around, "Where is the person you are talking about?" There are many trees here, and it is not easy to find a person.
Ah Fu is also looking for it, wait, when he wants to remind Zhou Yan that the man is going to kill him, it's too late: "..."
Zhou Tan felt a chill on the back of his neck, and he turned around quickly, only to see the sharp... tip of the knife... thrusting... towards him...
Fortunately, he didn't come in, because the other party had reached his limit, and there were too many wounds on his body, and the blood flow continued.
Leng Xiang originally didn't want to show his face to kill, but seeing that person was about to find out where he was hiding, he had to hold his last breath.It's a pity that he has reached his limit. If he was almost desperate just now, he is truly desperate now.At the moment of losing consciousness, a strong idea burst out in Leng Xiang's heart.
He was not willing to die like this, he wanted to live!
"..." With a bang, the man in tattered black fell into Zhou Chen's embrace.
Zhou Yan caught the opponent subconsciously. When his hands touched the bony shoulders, he had only one thought: so thin!
Visually, the height of the man in black is more than half a head taller than Zhou Tan, but his weight is not as good as the lean Zhou Tan, and he is almost thin to a certain extent.
"Ah Fu, I think he really needs to be healthy." This body is simply... Zhou Tan, who has lived in a society ruled by law since he was a child, has never seen such a shocking physical condition.
"That's right, his body is very weak now, and it's almost reaching its limit. You need to save him immediately." Ah Fu said quickly.
"Okay." Zhou Yan squatted down, letting Leng Xiang's upper body lean on his lap, "What kind of medicine..."
"It's already in your arms, you can have it as soon as you touch it."
Zhou Tan touched his bosom, took out a Baicao pill, and quickly fed it into Leng Xiang's mouth.
"Can it work without water?"
"Don't worry, this pill melts in your mouth."
Zhou Tan was relieved when he heard that, and then he looked seriously at Leng Xiang's face.
This is an ancient handsome man with handsome facial features. If his face is not so pale and his cheeks are not so thin, he must be a charming and handsome guy.Even a narcissistic person like Zhou Tan has to admit that he is handsome.
Not only is he handsome, but he is also very handsome.Just look at his two sword eyebrows. This is a sharp man. When he opens his eyes, he must have a pair of eyes that can kill people.
Zhou Tan noticed the sticky blood on his hands, and couldn't help panicking, "Ah Fu, what kind of torture did he suffer?"
"Are you sure you want to listen?" Ah Fu said in a tone of fear that he couldn't stand it.
"Let's talk." Anyway, he is a man, so there is nothing to be afraid of.
"...he was whipped fifty times a day, during which he had no food and only hanged himself. About three of his ribs were broken, and his left leg bone also had problems. Well, there were also large and small internal and external injuries. The sum of these was enough to cause death. If he didn’t have a strong sense of survival, he wouldn’t be able to live today.” Ah Fu said that he felt chills in his heart, he is a happiness system, he likes sunshine and positive energy, and what he hates most is suffering.
"You might as well just tell me that there is nothing good about him." Zhou Yan also felt chills in his heart, and didn't know how to release the hand that was holding Leng Xiang.
But Ah Fu still had a good time and said: "It's not all broken, at least the important parts are still good."
The author has something to say: Fixed a BUG~
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