[Greek Mythology] The Golden Apple Survival Guide

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Title: [Greek Mythology] A Survival Guide to the Golden Apple

Author: old cat fishing

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Josie didn't expect that she would become a golden apple in the holy garden of golden apples once she traveled through time.

As a golden apple sought after by goddesses in Greek mythology, Josie is miserable.

Hera & Athena & Aphrodite & The Other Goddesses: Who Is The Most Beautiful Among Us?

If you accidentally say the wrong thing, you will be hunted down by goddesses from all walks of life. Can this day pass? !

What's worse, in order to get rid of Zeus's entanglement and Hera's jealousy, Josie had a twitch and said that he liked Dionysus, and then inexplicably got a husband.

The most cheating thing is that Gaia suddenly jumped out, saying that Josie is her property, and seven things must be done for her in order to regain her freedom.Josie was shocked, what kind of logic is this?Since when did he belong to Gaia?

And the gods whose logic was eaten by dogs even agreed for him, let a scum with a combat power of five go single-handedly challenge the monsters with explosive power, people do things!

cp Dionysus (Bacchus) × Josie

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chapter01

There was a rustling sound as the breeze brushed the green leaves, and the golden apples on the tree reflected a dazzling golden light in the sunlight.

A golden apple shook twice, then fell straight from the branch, hit the soft green grass, and rolled twice.Then something unbelievable happened, the whole body of the golden apple shone brilliantly, like a miniature sun, piercing so hard that people couldn't open their eyes. After the light passed, a naked man appeared in the place where the golden apple originally stood.

As soon as Josie woke up, he found that he was hung on the tree. At first, he thought that he was either dreaming or someone was playing a prank. No matter what it was, the most urgent thing to do was to get down from the tree first.

Josie wanted to reach out and grab the branch next to him, and then he noticed...Huh?Where are his hands?

He couldn't feel the existence of his hands or legs at all. He felt like a round ball, and he couldn't even turn his neck.Josie realized that if this wasn't a dream, then it might not be as simple as being hung on a tree by his bad friend, who seemed to have lost his hands, his feet, oh, and his neck .

Josie hoped that this dream would end quickly, but the long years that followed broke Josie's delusion, and the boring days after day told Josie that this was not an endless nightmare, but a cruel reality .

Taking advantage of a windy opportunity, Josie twisted her body hard and used her peripheral vision to see the surrounding environment clearly.

oh!*!

Josie couldn't help swearing. He was surrounded by a large dense leaf and dozens of apples growing on the tree. Judging from the golden color of the apples, the variety should be golden handsome, and combined with his chubby body, no Sensation in hands, feet and neck.

Josie thought, Nima, he turned into an apple.

what the*!

How did he become an apple? !Even if it's time travel or rebirth, it doesn't make sense to wear an apple!Does it mean that people will turn into apples after death?

Josie tried his best to turn around and greet the apple closest to him, "What a coincidence, you are also hanging on this branch." But the apple didn't respond to his words.Josie thought, maybe everyone came here after death. They may be international friends, and it is normal for them not to understand Chinese.

"Hello! Hi!... Moshi Moshi, oh, huh? Sawadika? Why don't you drink it? Thunder Monkey?"

It was all the greeting languages ​​Josie knew and more than he knew, but the apple remained unresponsive, acting like a real apple.Josie sneered, so cold?Great, you've managed to pique my interest.

Then Josie harassed the apple tirelessly every day, and it was wrong to say harassment, after all, a normal person who talks to an apple every day thinks that this person is sick at most.In fact, Josie knew in his heart that this apple was a real apple without thoughts, but now he couldn't move or sleep, and every day was repeated again and again, so he could only talk to that apple about his Before, lest he go crazy because he was too bored.

Josie doesn't understand why this happened to him. He is a good citizen who abides by the law and has never done anything bad. On someone else's stool, but didn't he get beaten back afterwards?Josie was very sad. He who bought a drink and hadn't won another "bottle" yet, it's unscientific that he broke out in this kind of shit, and won it all at once!Is there a bug in the world? Hey!

Josie swayed her golden body, comforting herself, God is about to send a great mission to human beings, they must first suffer from their will, exhaust their muscles and bones, starve their skin, empty their bodies, and disturb their actions, so they are tempted to endure , Zeng benefited what he could not.

He has to believe that a better tomorrow is waiting for him!Maybe what he is wearing is actually cultivating immortals!How normal is it to become an apple and then cultivate to become a spirit? It's not a good start for a male/dot guy to time travel at the beginning, is there?Thinking about it this way, Josie felt much better, but he strategically ignored the question of whether there were really apples in ancient China.

From then on, Josie insisted on absorbing the essence of the sun and the moon every day, and firmly believed that one day she would practice Taoism and become a human being again!At that time, he will fully unleash his domineering arrogance, shake his body, take in a lot of harem and younger brothers, and enjoy the prosperity of the world.

Finally, the day has come!

Josie, who regained her human body, looked up to the sky and laughed, "Hahahahahahaha! I am finally free!"

It won't take long for him to be domineering, become Long Aotian, become Tom Su, marry Bai Fumei, and reach the pinnacle of life.Thinking about it, I'm a little excited, hehe~~

Smiling and laughing, Josie felt that something was wrong, and when she turned her head, she saw a fair and beautiful girl in a robe standing there and frowning at him.

The girl was very beautiful, with a tall figure and three-dimensional and exquisite features. Josie can guarantee that this person is definitely the most beautiful person he has ever seen.But the most attractive thing about her is not her appearance, but the aura around her, like a god, born with a holy light.Josie deeply felt that his 24k pure titanium alloy dog ​​eyes were about to be blinded by the flash.

Being stared at by such a beautiful girl made Josie feel embarrassed. He would be very happy if a girl looked at him at other times, but now he has no clothes on!He is full fruit!He was walking in front of a girl, and she was a girl whose beauty surpassed the sky!bird!

Thousands of words are all turned into thousands of grass and mud horses galloping in my heart!

Josie stretched out her hand silently, covering her lower body.How is he going to explain Quan Guo to his sister later?It would be bad to be called an exhibitionist.

The girl didn't care about Josie's embarrassment, she went straight to Josie, bent slightly, and sniffed at Josie's neck.

Josie's heart beat faster, her adrenal glands surged rapidly, and her whole body was red to the tips of her ears. The last time he had close contact with a female creature was the cat at the gate of the community, and now suddenly there was a girl with him Being so close, Josie was nervously at a loss.

At such a close distance, the beauty of the person in front of her is even more prominent, with blue eyes and crow's eyelashes, thin lips and a straight nose, and skin like fine suet jade, shining brightly, Josie looked at it and moved away. I can't open my eyes anymore.

Josie smelled the scent of wine and plants on the girl's body. This smell made him feel peaceful and comfortable for no reason, and he couldn't help but get closer to the girl.

Is this a sign of love? !

Josie was excited. After living for so many years, he finally met someone he suspected to like. He almost thought he was asexual.It's just that this girl is a little taller, almost half a head taller than him, but in front of true love, height and everything are just clouds, as long as there is love, that's enough.

The girl straightened up and raised her eyebrows at Josie knowingly, "So you are a golden apple, so I said why strange people suddenly appeared in the holy garden."

Josie:! ! ! !

Fuck, he heard right just now!Why does the girl's voice sound so...male?

Josie looked at the person in front of her again. Her face was indistinguishable androgynous, and her limbs were very slender. But if you looked closely, they all had beautiful muscles and their chests were flat. To verify whether they were really flat, Josie Sit touched it.

Well, firm pecs...

Josie was in tears, damn it, the object of his love at first sight was a man.

Dionysus watched as Josie touched his chest with a complex expression, and then there were tears in the corners of his eyes, and his face was full of sadness.

It's Hera's birthday.

Dionysus received the invitation and had to go, so he had to prepare a birthday present for Hera, so he thought of going to the Golden Apple Paradise to steal a golden apple and give it to Hera as a birthday present.As for the small details that the god of the golden apple tree is a gift from Gaia to Zeus and Hera, don't care about it.

Unexpectedly, he drunk Radon with wine, concealed the truth from Hesperides, and successfully sneaked into the Golden Apple Holy Garden, only to find that he was caught first.A naked guy was standing in front of the golden apple tree and laughing loudly. Of course, such things like being naked are too common in Greek mythology, so Dionysus didn't care about it at all. The focus is on who is this person?How did it hide the Golden Apple Holy Garden?

As a plant god, Josie in the form of a golden apple made him feel close, and the smell of the golden apple on Josie made him conclude that Josie was a golden apple. In this way, why Josie appeared in the holy garden, It also makes sense not to be discovered by Radon and Hesperides.

What better birthday present, Dionysus thought, than a living golden apple?

Thinking of this, Dionysus smiled slightly and raised his hand. Dozens of plant vines emerged from the green grass under Josie's feet. Josie couldn't react in time, and his whole body was wrapped by the vines.Soft and slender vines criss-crossed Josie's body, and soon woven into a plain ancient Greek-style robe.

Josie was stunned by such a cool dress-making skill. He pulled the clothes on his body. It looked like linen, but it was unexpectedly light and comfortable, and it was very comfortable to wear on his body.Josie thought to herself, if she learns this skill, she can make a lot of money just by selling clothes when she wears them back one day.

However, now is not the time to think about it. Although he has a coat, his crotch is still in neutral. When the breeze blows, the bottom is chilly and a little cold.

He walked out of the shock of falling in love when he first fell in love, looked at Dionysus with bright eyes, and said, "Darling, can you bring me a pair of underwear by the way?"

Dionysus asked puzzledly, "Pants? What are those?"

Josie: "...May I ask, what dynasty is it now?" I heard that people didn't wear underwear a long time ago, and this person doesn't look like an Asian in appearance and attire. What strange era?

"Dynasty? What's that saying?"

Josie: "..." This person didn't follow the script to answer!It is agreed that the first person you meet during time travel will be an NPC who can answer the background of the times!

Dionysus glanced at the sun and said, "Time is running out, come with me, um... what's your name?"

"...Josie."

"Well, Josie, come with me." Dionysus changed his words graciously, and then went to grab Josie's hand.

"Wait!" Josie moved away from Dionysus's hand, "Who are you? Why should I go with you?"

Dionysus frowned, "I'm Dionysus, and I don't like trouble." The implication is that you'd better follow me obediently, or don't blame me for using force.

Dionysus thought that Josie would know who he was if he reported his name. Unfortunately, Josie is a person who doesn't read Greek mythology very much, and his understanding of Greek mythology is only a few familiar stories.

Josie's reaction when he heard the name Dionysus was that he really traveled to the history of a foreign country, a history played with magic, but looking at Dionysus' face, "You should know who I am" , Josie tried hard to recall which celebrities were there abroad.

Uh, King Arthur?It doesn't seem to be called this name, is that the King of Conquerors?It doesn't seem to be the name...

Josie struggled here, and Dionysus became impatient. He directly took out a jug of wine, took a sip, then pulled the unsuspecting Josie over, kissed him, and gave him the wine in his mouth.

Depend on!My first kiss!This was Josie's first reaction.

Fuck!Char, you plot against me!This was Josie's second reaction.

Dionysus hugged Josie, who was limp in his arms, and said lightly, "Hera's gift is here."

The darkness surged up, and Josie's consciousness gradually dissipated. He saw Dionysus opening and closing his lips, but he couldn't hear what he said clearly. He could only vaguely capture the word "Hera".

Josie thought, so he was wearing Greek mythology!

etc!Greek mythology? !He was dressed as a golden apple in Greek mythology? ! wtf!It's a scam, isn't it!

Josie struggled twice, but was finally dragged into the abyss of consciousness.

The first rule of the Golden Apple Survival Guide: Don’t think that all pretty girls are girls!

chapter02

Josie woke up amidst the noise. He opened his eyes and saw a dignified and gorgeous woman looking at him.Seeing that Josie was awake, the woman stretched out her slender white fingers and raised Josie's chin for a careful look.

Then she raised her head and asked Dionysus, "Is this the golden apple?"

Dionysus replied, "Exactly."

Hera narrowed her eyes slightly, retracted her gaze, and said, "I like your gift very much."

Dionysus bowed and lowered his head so that people could not see his expression clearly. He said respectfully: "It is my honor that you like it."

No matter how dull Josie is, she can still feel the turbulent tide between the two. It seems that the relationship between the two is not in harmony.

At this time, a gorgeously dressed and handsome man stepped forward to smooth things over, "As long as you like it, baby, come and see the gift I gave you."

Josie took the opportunity to look around, and quickly sorted out the current situation and the information he got.

First of all, he has transmigrated into Greek mythology, and his understanding of Greek mythology is the history of Zeus' dating and Hera's history of killing a mistress in love.

Secondly, he was able to wear a golden apple so that he could not die.As a golden apple that is highly sought after by goddesses in Greek mythology, Josie really wanted to hit the tofu. He knew that a golden apple back then caused the three goddesses to fight, and Nima caused the Trojan War. It's gone, it's too cruel!

If a goddess asked him who is the most beautiful among them?How should I answer?If you are not careful, you will say the wrong thing, and if you say the wrong thing, you will be killed!There is no way to live this day!

Third, he seemed to be given to a woman as a gift, and Josie had an intuition that this woman was Hera.

Fourth, the person he mistakenly thought was a girl was at odds with Hera, and there were not many people who were still alive and kicking when they were at odds with Hera, which showed that this person was a powerful character.

The last point, Josie had to sigh, God is indeed a god, looking around, all the gods in this temple are handsome or glamorous. Conquer the rhythm of the entertainment industry.

As the owner of a popular face, Josie wants to say: Nima will die if she is not so good-looking!

Melodious music was played in the temple, and the gods began to place cups and cups, and the mellow aroma of fine wine filled the temple.

Although it is not clear what is being celebrated, Josie knows that the banquet has begun, and he sits helplessly in front of a table, watching all this blankly, subconsciously looking for the figure of Dionysus, although He really didn't want to admit that he had a fledgling plot, but after all, Dionysus was the first person he saw in this world, and Josie had an inexplicable affection for him.

Dionysus is still easy to find, for no other reason, because Dionysus's appearance is still outstanding even among the gods whose appearance is generally higher than the average, he seems to be born with a spotlight Focus lights, very conspicuous in the crowd.

"It's the first time I've seen a live golden apple." A handsome blond man suddenly sat next to Josie and said, "Are you really a golden apple?"

Josie looked at the people who guessed his identity. The man was not inferior to Dionysus. If Dionysus was a feminine beauty, then he was a masculine beauty. Extraordinary heroism.

The man blinked at Josie, and said in a low and sexy voice, "What? Are you in love with me?"

Josie: ……………

The man said with some regret: "It's a pity that you have an owner. I'm quite interested in your type."

Josie: "...I'm a man..."

The man seemed to find Josie's words very interesting, so he couldn't help smiling, "Of course I know this, you are so cute, I'm going to be stoned."

Josie thought that he had been baptized by the gays and rotten girls on the ab station, and that he could face the philosophical scene calmly, but the reality told him that he was still simple, and it was amazing to say such sexual harassment words to the same sex he met in public for the first time , he still can't hold it!

It can only be said that it is worthy of the myth of innocence!

Josie was deeply worried about his chastity and what little integrity he had left, and he had a premonition that these two things would soon leave him.

In Greek mythology, sometimes it is harder to keep a person's virginity than to keep a person's life.

"Apollo." Not far away, a goddess called the man's name.

Apollo took Josie's left hand, kissed it, and said affectionately to Josie: "This is the only way to go today. I hope I can meet such a beautiful and attractive you next time." Then he greeted Josie with a smile. His goddess went.

Fuck!The sun god Apollo's character design collapsed!In his mind, Apollo is as warm and beautiful as the sun!What the hell is this image of a prodigal son!If this was an article, it would have been sprayed to death by fans of Apollo!Josie thought with a bloody face.

"It was really hard to be entangled by Apollo in the first place." Another man with winged shoes and a scepter with two snakes coiled on his feet said, leaning on the back of Josie's chair, "Hi, I'm Hermes."

Josie was excited, it could be considered that he met a god he knew, "I know, you are the messenger of the gods."

Hermes was a little surprised: "You know me, I thought you didn't know any of the gods here, and you didn't recognize Apollo just now."

Josie said embarrassedly: "Because I just wore, uh, was born, so I don't know many things, can you introduce me?"

Hermes sat next to Josie, "I am extremely happy."

He pointed to the person who came out to smooth things over just now, "That's Zeus, the god king, the most noble god in Olympus. Beside him is the queen Hera, and today's banquet is to celebrate her birthday."

Josie thought, so he was a birthday present.He lowered his voice and asked Hermes, "How old is Hera's birthday?"

Infected by him, Hermes replied in a low voice, "I don't know, a woman's age is always a secret."

Josie agrees. He still doesn't know how old his female colleague is.

Hermes went on to say: "The one who came to you just now is the sun god Apollo. He has a twin sister, the moon goddess Artemis, who is talking to Apollo now. The one on his left is Aphrodite. , God of love and beauty."

Josie took a look, and the name of the body of love and beauty was not for nothing. Aphrodite's eyebrows and eyes were full of charm, and her every frown and smile were full of charm.

Josie just watched from a distance, feeling the female hormones overflowing from her body.

Hermes and Josie whispered, "It is said that Aphrodite had an affair with Apollo." Josie turned her head to look at Hermes when she heard the words, and sure enough, Hermes' eyes were flickering with gossip. of light.

Life is endless, gossip is endless!

Although Josie doesn't like to gossip, she likes to listen to gossip.The two looked at each other and smiled, reading each other's eyes.

Three hours later, Hermes wiped his mouth, feeling a little unfinished. He hasn't had such a good time gossiping with people for a long time. Either the god of Olympus knows about these gossips, or he is the person involved, gossip a little with them There is no sense of accomplishment, only when you chat with someone who doesn't know anything like Josie.

On the other hand, Josie is also very satisfied. Thanks to Hermes, he has a general understanding of the outline of Greek mythology. Although many people's names are not remembered, it has to be said that these names are too difficult to remember.

Hermes said very little about Dionysus, though, and Josie wanted to know more than anything about Dionysus, so he asked Hermes, "You know di... di... ...Uh, about the person who sent me here?" Dionysus mentioned his name once, but it was too long for Josh to remember.

"You mean Dionysus?"

Josie nodded, "Yes, that's him."

"You don't know? I thought he was your former master?"

"...No, I don't know him well."

Hermes nodded, and crossed out the relationship between Josie and Dionysus in the gossip book in his heart.

"He is the god of wine and plants, and the son of Zeus. There are rumors that Zeus intends to make him the next king of gods. Of course, this sentence can not be said nonsense, it is only for internal sharing."

Dionysus is indeed a powerful character, he guessed right.Josie thought, but he hated the powerful class, they didn't consider his human rights, and they just sent him around as a gift.

While Josie was chatting with Hermes, there was a commotion at the entrance of the temple, which soon spread to Josie.

A goddess like the Madonna in the Madonna came towards him. She was wearing a black floor-length dress, the corners of which fluttered, and emerald green fluorescent spots would rise wherever she passed. She stared at Josie, as if Looking at a dying ant, without a trace of emotion.

Josie was chilled by the cold gaze.

The temple fell silent, and all the gods looked at the black-clothed goddess in awe. Josie was confused by this battle. Didn't he say that Zeus is the king of gods?How could there be someone more cool and domineering than him?Josie desperately recalled the person Hermes mentioned just now in his mind. He seemed to have mentioned a person named Gaia, the mother of the earth, who was the beginning of all the gods.

Josie thought to herself, looking at the reactions of other gods, it's probably because this guy didn't run away.

God King Zeus walked over with graceful steps, "Dear Mother Goddess, this is just a small banquet, why are you here?"

Gaia spoke slowly, looking at Josie, "I want him."

There was silence in the temple, and the gods thought that Gaia had come all the way, just to ask for, uh, a man?

They couldn't help but look at Josie to see which aspect of this freshly baked golden apple attracted the noble goddess of the earth. Even Dionysus couldn't help but look at Josie.

Only then did the gods realize that the golden apple that was presented as a gift was so tender and beautiful. He did not belong to the type that would surprise people at first sight, but once they focused on him, they would find that he It has a sense of intimacy, and people can't help but want to look at it more, and then the more they look, the more pleasing to the eye, and finally there is no way to look away, and people have a strong desire to take a bite, to taste whether he is as he looks. Sweet and delicious.

"Uh..." Josie, who thought he had a public face, shrank his neck. The wolf-like eyes of these gods made him feel Alexander.

chapter03

Hera's expression was disturbed, and Gaia was slapping her in the face when Gaia threatened to leave Josie, she said with a dry smile: "Master Goddess, what do you mean? He is a gift from Dionysus, you want It's probably not good for him to leave."

Gaia twitched her lips slightly: "Your? I remember that the golden apple tree was given to you by me back then. If this is the case, then I have the right to share the golden apples that grow on it."

Zeus stopped Hera, who was about to get angry, and said with a smile: "Of course we remember the grace of the Mother Goddess, but this is just an ordinary golden apple. If you want a golden apple, I will send someone to pick it right away." Dedicated to you."

Gaia sneered: "Ordinary?"

When she squinted, an emerald green light flashed on Josie's wrist, and the bright red color burst out immediately, and a unique aroma of apples mixed with the smell of blood filled the entire temple.

Only then did Josie feel the sharp pain from his wrist. He let out a cry of pain, clutched the wound tightly, and wanted to stop the bleeding, but was surprised to find that the deep bone-deep wound had already begun to heal. After a while , the skin on the wrist returned to its original state. If it weren't for the blood stains still remaining on it, Josie felt that the pain just now was just his imagination.

But the scent hadn't disappeared yet, and everyone felt that the scent lingering at the tip of their noses was refreshing, and it scratched the tip of their hearts like a feather, making people feel itchy.

"There is only one golden apple that can give birth to a soul so far. He is not an ordinary golden apple. He is a godhead." Gaia said, "A mortal can become a god if he eats his flesh and blood."

The gods were in an uproar, this was the first time they had heard such a statement.

Josie's chrysanthemum tightened, it turned out that he not only turned into a golden apple, but also turned into monk meat!Is this really teasing him!Tang Seng at least has a loyal Sun Monkey, what does he have?He only has a Bacchus who is prettier than his sister and whose name is longer than he can remember, and sold him as soon as they met, and he is completely unfamiliar with Dionysus. The trick is that he will be used as an apple to fight for ownership!

Huh?etc?Was he being fought over?The one fighting for him is Hera, the queen of heaven, and Gaia, the goddess of the earth, who are they!The two of them are the two goddesses with the highest status in the entire Greek god world!Two heavyweight goddesses are fighting for him, this is the treatment only a male protagonist can have!

According to the routine of Qi/Dianwen, although Dionysus is very indifferent to him now, he will soon be subdued by his domineering aura, and he will be accepted as his younger brother. The King of God is more touched, hehe, thinking about it this way, I'm still a little excited~

As for Apollo, who is suddenly interested in his ass, Josie can only attribute him to him.

Just when Josie felt that time travel was not necessarily a bad thing, he heard Gaia say: "His godhead is useful to me, so I don't need other golden apples."

Josie felt like she was going to explode, and Gaia said she wanted his godhead, and the way he used his godhead was to eat his flesh and drink his blood, damn it!Gaia is killing him!Let's talk about starting/getting the wind!This shit is going to be fucked to death!

It is better to ask for others than to ask for yourself. Instead of counting on Hera, it is better to fight for it yourself.

Josie stood up abruptly. As the saying goes, you don't hit people with smiling faces. Josie first added a smile buff to herself, and then said gently: "As the person involved, I think you should ask for my opinion on this matter."

Gaia glanced at Josie out of the corner of her eye, and said disdainfully, "You are just a golden apple, how can you oppose me?"

"You can't say that, although I was originally a golden apple, but now I have self-awareness, I don't belong to you, I don't belong to the queen, even if you got me, that's not the real me, my self It only belongs to me, and does not belong to anyone else..." Josie thought to himself, but he has experienced a nonsense philosophical education, so it should still be possible to fool people.

Gaia interrupted Josie impatiently, "I don't care about your will, as long as I get your godhead."

Josie was speechless.

Well, all philosophies are paper tigers in the face of absolute force.

Josie, whose force value is basically zero, can only pray for Hera to give him some strength and not let him be taken away by Gaia.

Then under Josie's earnest gaze, Zeus stood up.

"Dear Mother Goddess, although you gave us the golden apple tree, this golden apple is right. He is already an independent individual, and he does not belong to anyone."

Zeus said before Gaia spoke: "How about this, let this golden apple do one thing for you, and then you can completely restore his free body."

Gaia pondered for a while and said, "Okay, but he has to do seven things for me."

Zeus generously agreed for Josie, "No problem!"

Josie: ……………

wtf! ! !

Why did Zeus agree for him without authorization!He hasn't spoken yet!And this logic is wrong!He wasn't Gaia's property in the first place, so Mao had to do seven things to regain his freedom!He knew that the logic of the Greek gods was weird, but he didn't expect it to be so weird!He was about to kneel down to them, okay?

Moreover, don't bully him for reading less!He has read the story of Hercules being desiring/immortal/desire/death/by twelve things!Damn it!Let a scumbag with a fighting power of five challenge the monsters with explosive fighting power alone, what a man!

Josie is angry, he wants to fight for survival!

Gaia glanced at Josie indifferently, and Josie was persuaded. If he didn't agree, his life would be gone immediately. If he agreed, at least he could be sentenced to death with a reprieve.

Josie became indebted for no reason like this, what a fuck!

The appearance of Gaia was just a small episode in the banquet. Once she left, the gods should still eat and drink.

Josie walked out of the temple, looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle, felt the bright sadness, and commemorated the running under the sunset, which was his lost freedom.

Josie was suddenly embraced from behind, and her back slammed into her strong and broad chest, and the strong smell of alcohol came from her ears.

Zeus touched Josie's body irregularly, "Fortunately, you were not taken away by Gaia. I haven't tasted such a fresh and delicious apple. Come on, little apple, let me kiss one."

Josie knew that Zeus didn't make a good idea for him. This old pervert is really a man of all ages!

Josie struggled twice, but Zeus was so strong that Josie couldn't move an inch in his arms.

Seeing that Zeus was getting more and more involved, and that the chastity he had kept for more than 20 years was about to bide with him, various thoughts mingled in Josie's mind.

Josie really couldn't think of a way to get Zeus to let her off for a beast that would not spare even her own daughter or even her mother's sisters.

"What are you doing?" Hera's cold voice sounded behind them.

Fuck!God is going to kill me!

Anyone who has read Greek mythology knows that in Greek mythology, the most annoying thing on the list is that Hera didn't run away.

As the wife of the stallion Zeus who slept all over Greece and slept a Greek mythology, Hera was heartbroken.

Torturing mistresses is simply a daily task, but the speed at which she kills mistresses is far behind Zeus's speed of developing new mistresses.But she also found fun in it. You see, every lover and illegitimate child of Zeus who was killed died in a different way. Hera also played a new idea and played tricks.

Maybe, one day, she will be able to publish a book "A Thousand Ways to Kill a Mistress", which should be among the top three bestsellers in modern society.

Now she caught him having an affair with Zeus, ah bah, what an affair, she ran into Zeus and forced him.But this is an equal sign in Hera's eyes. Did Hera ask the many ignorant girls who were abducted by Zeus before them whether they were voluntary?Didn't kill them all as soon as they came up.

Nima!