Mom, I want this cat to be my dad

Xie Manshan was taken aback, and sat up from Zuo Chuyun's arms, causing a pain in her waist, she frowned slightly: "Who kissed you forcibly? Where are you now?"

"I'm at home... woo woo... I don't know that person..." Ye Jia was crying.

"You wait for me at home, I'll go back right away, don't go anywhere, and don't answer the door if anyone rings the doorbell." Xie Manshan urged anxiously.

Ye Jia sniffed: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..."

After hanging up the phone, Xie Manshan was about to get out of bed, but was pulled back into her arms by Zuo Chuyun: "What happened?"

"Jiajia was kissed by someone, I have to go back and see, I can't let Jiajia be bullied." Xie Manshan said coldly, and turned her head to look at the sky outside: "What time is it?"

"It's three o'clock in the afternoon." Zuo Chuyun looked at his phone and said to Xie Manshan, "Have some food before going back, okay?"

"No, I have to go back quickly, what if that bad guy escapes?" Xie Manshan had a look of resentment on her face, Ye Jia was her best girlfriend, and if her best friend was being bullied, who would she not fuck?

Zuo Chuyun kissed her on the forehead, and asked with concern: "Are you tired?"

Xie Manshan just gave Zuo Chuyun a sip, protected herself with the quilt, pulled off the bathrobe and put it on, just about to get up, Zuo Chuyun moved directly from the bed to pick Xie Manshan up, and leisurely went to the bathroom: " Baby, isn't there a free rickshaw driver here?"

Xie Manshan looked at her angrily, why is this person so thick-skinned?If it weren't for her, could I... Can I do this?

Complaints are nothing but complaints, but Xie Manshan enjoys Zuo Chuyun's service very much. She only needs to open her mouth, and someone will help her brush her teeth. I was terrified of washing.

After everything was packed, Zuo Chuyun took Xie Manshan out and bought some pastries and milk tea outside the villa area. The two ate some in the car. Zuo Chuyun didn't expect these to fill her stomach. I don't want to starve Xie Manshan, so I'll fill my stomach first and wait to eat.

After Zuo Chuyun parked the car, he saw a suspicious man at the gate of the community, and couldn't help but take a second look. Xie Manshan was worried about Ye Jia, didn't pay attention to anything, and rushed forward with all her strength, Zuo Chuyun Fearing that her back would suddenly become sore and sprained her feet, and she looked at her nervously, she almost picked her up and walked forward.

"Manshan..." As soon as Ye Jia saw Xie Manshan coming back, she immediately rushed over and hugged Xie Manshan.

Zuo Chuyun closed the door while resisting the urge to pull Ye Jia aside and throw it aside. Even though you are very close girlfriends, but in front of me, Miss Ye, can you be more reserved?Also, where are your tears?What about the tears you cry so fiercely?

Xie Manshan hurriedly pulled Ye Jia to sit on the sofa, frowned and asked, "Jiajia, tell me who... eh? You're not crying?"

Ye Jia picked up the potato chips on the table and continued to eat, and glanced at Xie Manshan and Zuo Chuyun angrily, "If I don't cry, can you come so soon? Can she let them go so quickly?"

Zuo Chuyun took a deep breath, told himself to be calm, and sat on the sofa beside Xie Manshan and asked Ye Jia, "Why were you kissed forcibly?"

Ye Jia crunched the potato chips into pieces, and said bitterly, "Isn't today Saturday? After lunch, Aunt Qin took Qian Bao out to play, and I was thinking at home whether I should pay for it or not." Sleep……"

Zuo Chuyun really wanted to shout: You're still sleeping in the cage after lunch?But when she thought about it again, she and Xie Manshan had just woken up, so she didn't have the nerve to shout.

"and then?"

"Then someone sent me a text message asking me to go down to pick up the courier. I thought it was the hydrating mask I bought, and then I went down. I saw a man standing at the door with a cardboard box in his hand. I said It's over, who knows that he kissed me directly after giving me the box, and said he likes me!" When he said this, Ye Jia slowly gripped the potato chips tightly, and a piece of potato chips shattered into pieces with a crackling sound. scum.

Zuo Chuyun and Xie Manshan looked at each other, isn't this too bizarre?

"Where's the box?" Zuo Chuyun asked.

Ye Jia pointed to the cardboard box on the side of the coffee table. There, he saw that the potato chips in his hand were all broken into scum, curled his lips, and said to Zuo Chuyun who was walking by: "Help me Bring a bag here."

Zuo Chuyun didn't understand at first, but she understood when she saw what was in the cardboard box. Ye Jia asked her to throw a bag of potato chips over. She didn't mention the brand name.

"Why are there so many potato chips? Feelings bought you because they know what you like to eat?" Zuo Chuyun knew that Ye Jia loved potato chips very much when he was still a cash cow, and it was normal for him to eat two or three bags a day. , if Xie Manshan didn't take care of her, she would have eaten potato chips as a meal.

Ye Jia took the potato chips thrown by Zuo Chuyun, curled his lips, tore open and continued to eat.

"Jia Jia, do you have something else to hide from us?" Xie Manshan frowned at Ye Jia.

Ye Jia put the potato chips on the table, took a deep breath and said, "Okay, then I'll tell you the truth."

Zuo Chuyun and Xie Manshan sat on the sofa and looked at Ye Jia.

"This matter has to start from last night..."

Last night, when Zuo Chuyun and Xie Manshan were in Ye Jia, they really couldn't find any inspiration, so they went to chat in the author group, and they talked about the Qixi Festival in two days.

Someone in the group said: "Do you want to be a single dog, or become a single dog?"

Many authors have come out and said: Even if you are a single dog, you can create a lot of shocking love and weeping ghosts and gods.

Ye Jia said sadly on the computer side: "When a single author writes about his daughter marrying a domineering president, he always wants to kill her and then do it by himself. I really want to have a boyfriend...I want to get out of the single before Qixi Festival. "

Some authors hurried out to join in the fun, "Child Elder, what is your criteria for choosing a spouse?"

"Overbearing, rich!" Ye Jia quickly typed four words.

"Why are you overbearing? How can you be rich? Give me a standard?" An author named Brokeback Mountain asked directly.

Ye Jia thought for a while, and typed on the keyboard: "At least a box of potato chips must be affordable. You must be overbearing...you must be able to force a kiss. Isn't President Wenli always like this? Anyway, my children are always so overbearing. .”

Then Brokeback Mountain stopped talking, and the people in the group coaxed for a while and then changed to other topics.

Zuo Chuyun asked helplessly after listening: "Don't tell me that the person who kissed you forcefully was the author of Brokeback Mountain?"

Ye Jia said with some embarrassment: "I don't think it should be him. After all, I said it in the group, and everyone has delivered things to the editor before, so it is uncertain who will ask the editor for the address."

Xie Manshan tilted her head and asked, "Is that guy handsome?"

"It's okay..." Ye Jia thought for a while, "I was too nervous at the time, so I didn't see clearly..."

"The one at the door?" Zuo Chuyun thought about the appearance of the person he saw at the door just now, "Mao Cun, white shirt, jeans, sneakers?"

Ye Jia stared: "He hasn't left yet?" Just after she finished speaking, her phone's message notification sounded, she quickly clicked on it, and was stunned after reading the content.

"Child Elder, I'm Brokeback Mountain, I'm still at the gatekeeper of your community, can you come out?"

Xie Manshan saw it, and couldn't help laughing: "It's really him, it seems that he really likes you."

"He likes me and I can't be with him!" Ye Jia said excitedly.

Zuo Chuyun asked strangely: "Why? You are both novel authors, so you have a common language. I think it's good."

"Well, you big-headed ghost, what common language do we have in common? He's writing *novels!" Ye Jia said angrily.

Zuo Chuyun and Xie Manshan were stunned. Brokeback Mountain, since Brokeback Mountain is the author of a novel, would he like women?

Twenty minutes later, the three of Zuo Chuyun and that Brokeback Mountain were sitting in the restaurant box. Zuo Chuyun ordered some dishes. Hearing that the dishes she ordered were all nourishing for the body, Ye Jia couldn't help asking : "Are you in confinement?"

Zuo Chuyun gave her a blank look and didn't speak, but Xie Manshan's face turned red. Seeing the situation, Ye Jia couldn't help opening her eyes and opening her mouth.

Zuo Chuyun picked up one of the pre-dinner desserts brought by the waiter and stuffed it into Ye Jia's mouth, fearing that she would say something nonsense, Xie Manshan let go of it.

"My name is Xie Manshan, and I'm Ye Jia's best friend. Sir, what's your name?" You can't just call someone Brokeback Mountain right?Xie Manshan politely asked about Brokeback Mountain.

"My name is Yuan Hao, and my pen name is Duanyamo Brokeback Mountain. I'm the author of the same website as Child Elder Ye Jia, and I'm also in the same author group." He seemed to have a masculine smell on his body, unlike some boys nowadays, who are flamboyant and sissy, which made Xie Manshan have a lot of affection for him.

Xie Manshan apologized: "Mr. Yuan, I'm sorry, because we haven't eaten at noon, so you don't mind if we talk here?"

Yuan Hao shook his head and said with a smile, "I'm bothering you, please forgive me."

"Mr. Yuan, you're being polite. Let's make it clear that people don't speak secretly. I wonder what you did today, Mr. Yuan." Xie Manshan asked after taking a sip of water. Due to Zuo Chuyun's status, he couldn't interfere. Just sitting there drinking tea and eating, ignoring that Yuan Hao at all, making Xie Manshan look like a blind date parent.

Yuan Hao didn't hide it either, and said directly to Xie Manshan: "I like Ye Jia, I want to chase her, and I want her to be my girlfriend."

No one expected that Yuan Hao would speak so directly. Ye Jia stared straight away, put the teacup on the table, and said to Yuan Hao, "You are an author of *novels. Ah? I just said that in the group, what do you take seriously? Besides, you are a big man writing *novels, how can you like women? I don’t want to be cannon fodder.”

Yuan Hao was taken aback by Ye Jia's more direct words, and then smiled and said: "Child Elder, you misunderstood, I am writing pornographic novels, but I just write, but I don't like men, just like there are rotten people in this world. Girl, I'm just a rotten boy, can you understand?"

Zuo Chuyun looked Yuan Hao up and down, such a decent-looking rotten boy, um...fortunately, he didn't come from the entertainment industry...