Paper tiger
Chapter 72 Potted mint is a monster!
After some pondering by Song Yuan, he thought it was not feasible to follow the conventional routines in film and television dramas.The tie, "Anata" and good morning kiss package is only for couples with a lot of spare time.For Jiang Jiaming, it is very likely that it does not apply.Jiang Jiaming was too busy, and he didn't have the mood and time to play some small romances with him in the busy morning.
However, it is fine at night.They have enough time to be affectionate.
Changing the title is a difficult task for Song Yuan.Even though Song Yuan likes to listen to nasty love words, she is not good at speaking, and she panics with embarrassment.Although the difficulty level of calling someone from "husband" to "Anata" has been significantly reduced, Song Yuan still needs to prepare and prepare for calling Jiang Jiaming in such an intimate new way.
For example, as soon as Jiang Jiaming came home, Song Yuan took the initiative to greet him.But when Jiang Jiaming saw him, he swallowed the sentence "Anata, you are back" that he had been brewing for a long time.It's okay if you can't call this name, Song Yuan doesn't even know how to show courteousness, Jiang Jiaming can take care of himself, collect shoes, change clothes and drink water in one go, there is nothing that needs Song Yuan's help.
"Then, let's eat."
Song Yuan was still a little at a loss.
Jiang Jiaming saw through his nervousness and asked Song Yuan, "Do I make you uncomfortable?"
Just like the game needs to accumulate experience points before launching a big move, Song Yuan is also constantly brewing "Anata".Suddenly being asked by Jiang Jiaming, he was really taken aback, and said bravely: "How could I be uncomfortable, don't talk nonsense."
Jiang Jiaming joked: "If it wasn't for knowing who you are, I would wonder if you have hidden a little lover at home."
Song Yuan was a little annoyed, it was obviously because of Jiang Jiaming that he was so distressed, but Jiang Jiaming still made fun of him to make fun of him.He said angrily: "Do you have a long head! I can't possibly like other people, okay? Don't take this as a joke."
"I know, I know," Jiang Jiaming smiled happily, "Every time you say something that should be affectionate, it's either fierce or explosive. But it doesn't matter, I've received what you mean."
Jiang Jiaming also raised two fingers and made an action for the antenna to receive signals.Song Yuan didn't find it funny, nor did she find it humorous. He looked indifferent, and was concentrating on planning to call out "Anata" at a suitable point.
At this time, Song Yuan saw that Jiang Jiaming had picked up a piece of sweet and sour pork ribs, and immediately felt that the opportunity had come.When Jiang Jiaming took a bite of the ribs, he could ask Jiang Jiaming's opinion, "Anata, are the ribs I cooked delicious?"
It's natural.Besides, Song Yuan had tasted the taste beforehand, and this plate of sweet and sour pork ribs could be called the restaurant's signature dish.He is very confident about it.Not only the taste, Song Yuan even put great effort into the presentation of the plate.The addition of white sesame seeds makes the sweet and sour pork ribs look more appetizing. In order not to make the sweet and sour pork ribs look monotonous, Song Yuan also cut two mint leaves as decoration.
Jiang Jiaming will definitely be full of praise for such delicious dishes.It is a perfect plan to get compliments and call out "Anata" at the same time.
Song Yuan watched Jiang Jiaming take a bite of the pork ribs, then showed surprise and satisfaction, and nodded frequently.
This is the moment!Song Yuan cleared her throat and said, "Ah..."
Jiang Jiaming suddenly asked in confusion: "Why did I taste a little spicy? You didn't put chili in it, did you?"
"Of course I added it! Just a little bit, the slightly spicy sweet and sour pork ribs are more flavorful, just sweet and greasy."
Jiang Jiaming hesitated to speak, as if he didn't know whether to speak or not.Jiang Jiaming's expression was so complicated, Song Yuan knew what he meant immediately - Jiang Jiaming was not satisfied with this taste.
Song Yuan is not happy anymore, he has been messing around all afternoon!Seeing this, Jiang Jiaming immediately changed his mind and said, "Well, it's very innovative."
To show his sincerity, Jiang Jiaming pulled several pieces into the bowl to show his love for spicy sweet and sour pork ribs.It's just that Jiang Jiaming felt something was wrong during the pulling process - this leaf looked familiar.
Song Yuan didn't know, so, "This is the leaf I cut from your mint pot!"
Jiang Jiaming turned pale with shock, "Did you cut off my Mint hand?"
This metaphor makes Song Yuan feel delicate.If the mint leaves are the hands of the mint, isn't Jiang Jiaming's mint just a pot of touch//hand//strange?
Song Yuan explained: "Look at the trees on the street, gardeners prune them every year! Pruning will make the plants grow stronger."
Jiang Jiaming always felt that there was something wrong with this analogy, but he couldn't tell what was wrong.Anyway, his mint was growing very luxuriantly, and Song Yuan couldn't see where it was cut off at first glance, and this pot of mint would not die because of "two severed hands".
"Don't cut it anymore, maybe the plant will feel pain too!"
Song Yuan frowned.He felt that Jiang Jiaming's Virgin Mary disease was really a little serious.He really didn't expect that Jiang Jiaming could empathize with plants.
Song Yuan curled her lips, and said unhappy: "You only care about whether mint hurts, and you don't care about whether it hurts me. When I sleep with you, I often feel pain too, and you don't care whether I hurt or not."
Facing Song Yuan's accusation, the instigator showed no signs of repentance.Jiang Jiaming said cheerfully: "That's because you haven't gotten used to it yet. If you do it every day, it won't hurt."
I don't know if Song Yuan's body is more familiar with Jiang Jiaming's because of the recent frequent skin-to-skin contact.Song Yuan was very satisfied tonight, it didn't hurt much, and she felt that it was fun, and she deeply felt that there was hope for a lifetime of sexual happiness.
Her whole body was sweating profusely, but Song Yuan still wanted to stick with Jiang Jiaming.The night seems to have magical power, making people soft and bold.Things that can't be done during the day seem to be possible by taking advantage of the night.
Song Yuan was tender and affectionate, feeling that she really fell in love with the man who kissed him.If he had a time machine, he really wanted to give instructions to his high school self: quickly fall in love with Jiang Jiaming early.
At this moment, Song Yuan acted almost instinctively, without preparation or brewing, she acted coquettishly, "Anata, I really like what I am like today."
What Song Yuan didn't expect was that Jiang Jiaming laughed out loud - he laughed so hard that he beat the pillow so hard that tears came out of the corners of his eyes.
"Little kite, do you know that when 'あなた' means 'dear' or 'husband', it is usually used by wives to address their husbands. Thinking of you automatically bringing in the role of a good wife and mother, I found it very interesting..."
Seeing Song Yuan's gradually gloomy face, Jiang Jiaming immediately changed his words: "It's very cute, really very, very cute!"
"asshole!"
Jiang Jiaming ridiculed Jiang Jiaming for his intentions. Such a bastard is not worthy of being called "husband" or "Anata".Song Yuan thought bitterly.
After addressing Jiang Jiaming with "bastard, let's eat", "bastard, go to dry the clothes", "bastard, clean the dishes"... After a few days of addressing Jiang Jiaming with "bastard", Song Yuan didn't have the energy to vent her anger anymore .
His annual leave is coming to an end.
The author says:
Interview tomorrow!hope it goes well hhh
I kind of want to write a side story about adult Kite X Gao Mingming hehe!
However, it is fine at night.They have enough time to be affectionate.
Changing the title is a difficult task for Song Yuan.Even though Song Yuan likes to listen to nasty love words, she is not good at speaking, and she panics with embarrassment.Although the difficulty level of calling someone from "husband" to "Anata" has been significantly reduced, Song Yuan still needs to prepare and prepare for calling Jiang Jiaming in such an intimate new way.
For example, as soon as Jiang Jiaming came home, Song Yuan took the initiative to greet him.But when Jiang Jiaming saw him, he swallowed the sentence "Anata, you are back" that he had been brewing for a long time.It's okay if you can't call this name, Song Yuan doesn't even know how to show courteousness, Jiang Jiaming can take care of himself, collect shoes, change clothes and drink water in one go, there is nothing that needs Song Yuan's help.
"Then, let's eat."
Song Yuan was still a little at a loss.
Jiang Jiaming saw through his nervousness and asked Song Yuan, "Do I make you uncomfortable?"
Just like the game needs to accumulate experience points before launching a big move, Song Yuan is also constantly brewing "Anata".Suddenly being asked by Jiang Jiaming, he was really taken aback, and said bravely: "How could I be uncomfortable, don't talk nonsense."
Jiang Jiaming joked: "If it wasn't for knowing who you are, I would wonder if you have hidden a little lover at home."
Song Yuan was a little annoyed, it was obviously because of Jiang Jiaming that he was so distressed, but Jiang Jiaming still made fun of him to make fun of him.He said angrily: "Do you have a long head! I can't possibly like other people, okay? Don't take this as a joke."
"I know, I know," Jiang Jiaming smiled happily, "Every time you say something that should be affectionate, it's either fierce or explosive. But it doesn't matter, I've received what you mean."
Jiang Jiaming also raised two fingers and made an action for the antenna to receive signals.Song Yuan didn't find it funny, nor did she find it humorous. He looked indifferent, and was concentrating on planning to call out "Anata" at a suitable point.
At this time, Song Yuan saw that Jiang Jiaming had picked up a piece of sweet and sour pork ribs, and immediately felt that the opportunity had come.When Jiang Jiaming took a bite of the ribs, he could ask Jiang Jiaming's opinion, "Anata, are the ribs I cooked delicious?"
It's natural.Besides, Song Yuan had tasted the taste beforehand, and this plate of sweet and sour pork ribs could be called the restaurant's signature dish.He is very confident about it.Not only the taste, Song Yuan even put great effort into the presentation of the plate.The addition of white sesame seeds makes the sweet and sour pork ribs look more appetizing. In order not to make the sweet and sour pork ribs look monotonous, Song Yuan also cut two mint leaves as decoration.
Jiang Jiaming will definitely be full of praise for such delicious dishes.It is a perfect plan to get compliments and call out "Anata" at the same time.
Song Yuan watched Jiang Jiaming take a bite of the pork ribs, then showed surprise and satisfaction, and nodded frequently.
This is the moment!Song Yuan cleared her throat and said, "Ah..."
Jiang Jiaming suddenly asked in confusion: "Why did I taste a little spicy? You didn't put chili in it, did you?"
"Of course I added it! Just a little bit, the slightly spicy sweet and sour pork ribs are more flavorful, just sweet and greasy."
Jiang Jiaming hesitated to speak, as if he didn't know whether to speak or not.Jiang Jiaming's expression was so complicated, Song Yuan knew what he meant immediately - Jiang Jiaming was not satisfied with this taste.
Song Yuan is not happy anymore, he has been messing around all afternoon!Seeing this, Jiang Jiaming immediately changed his mind and said, "Well, it's very innovative."
To show his sincerity, Jiang Jiaming pulled several pieces into the bowl to show his love for spicy sweet and sour pork ribs.It's just that Jiang Jiaming felt something was wrong during the pulling process - this leaf looked familiar.
Song Yuan didn't know, so, "This is the leaf I cut from your mint pot!"
Jiang Jiaming turned pale with shock, "Did you cut off my Mint hand?"
This metaphor makes Song Yuan feel delicate.If the mint leaves are the hands of the mint, isn't Jiang Jiaming's mint just a pot of touch//hand//strange?
Song Yuan explained: "Look at the trees on the street, gardeners prune them every year! Pruning will make the plants grow stronger."
Jiang Jiaming always felt that there was something wrong with this analogy, but he couldn't tell what was wrong.Anyway, his mint was growing very luxuriantly, and Song Yuan couldn't see where it was cut off at first glance, and this pot of mint would not die because of "two severed hands".
"Don't cut it anymore, maybe the plant will feel pain too!"
Song Yuan frowned.He felt that Jiang Jiaming's Virgin Mary disease was really a little serious.He really didn't expect that Jiang Jiaming could empathize with plants.
Song Yuan curled her lips, and said unhappy: "You only care about whether mint hurts, and you don't care about whether it hurts me. When I sleep with you, I often feel pain too, and you don't care whether I hurt or not."
Facing Song Yuan's accusation, the instigator showed no signs of repentance.Jiang Jiaming said cheerfully: "That's because you haven't gotten used to it yet. If you do it every day, it won't hurt."
I don't know if Song Yuan's body is more familiar with Jiang Jiaming's because of the recent frequent skin-to-skin contact.Song Yuan was very satisfied tonight, it didn't hurt much, and she felt that it was fun, and she deeply felt that there was hope for a lifetime of sexual happiness.
Her whole body was sweating profusely, but Song Yuan still wanted to stick with Jiang Jiaming.The night seems to have magical power, making people soft and bold.Things that can't be done during the day seem to be possible by taking advantage of the night.
Song Yuan was tender and affectionate, feeling that she really fell in love with the man who kissed him.If he had a time machine, he really wanted to give instructions to his high school self: quickly fall in love with Jiang Jiaming early.
At this moment, Song Yuan acted almost instinctively, without preparation or brewing, she acted coquettishly, "Anata, I really like what I am like today."
What Song Yuan didn't expect was that Jiang Jiaming laughed out loud - he laughed so hard that he beat the pillow so hard that tears came out of the corners of his eyes.
"Little kite, do you know that when 'あなた' means 'dear' or 'husband', it is usually used by wives to address their husbands. Thinking of you automatically bringing in the role of a good wife and mother, I found it very interesting..."
Seeing Song Yuan's gradually gloomy face, Jiang Jiaming immediately changed his words: "It's very cute, really very, very cute!"
"asshole!"
Jiang Jiaming ridiculed Jiang Jiaming for his intentions. Such a bastard is not worthy of being called "husband" or "Anata".Song Yuan thought bitterly.
After addressing Jiang Jiaming with "bastard, let's eat", "bastard, go to dry the clothes", "bastard, clean the dishes"... After a few days of addressing Jiang Jiaming with "bastard", Song Yuan didn't have the energy to vent her anger anymore .
His annual leave is coming to an end.
The author says:
Interview tomorrow!hope it goes well hhh
I kind of want to write a side story about adult Kite X Gao Mingming hehe!
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