Paper tiger

Song Yuan: My boyfriend (accent) and I have too many oolongs!I want to protest (dissatisfaction)!I hope you write us as a tacit understanding!We want to be perfect!Author: ok ok ok ok (...

Jiang Jiaming is very satisfied with the photos, not only the outlines of the portraits are clear, but even the fireworks in the background are also colorful.

Song Yuan's focus and Jiang Jiaming's focus are obviously not the same.Jiang Jiaming in the photo is perfect, but in the photo, he has a fake smile and a bit of unspeakable bitterness.

"The night scene is so clear, it's worth buying, right?"

"...Well, it's worth it."

Although she already wanted to curse in her heart, Song Yuan still showed a decent and polite smile.

Jiang Jiaming went to tinker with his new camera.While fiddling with it, he explained to Song Yuan how he carefully selected this model in Akihabara Electric Street.Jiang Jiaming also said that he plans to use this camera to record the important moments with Song Yuan, for example, he plans to record the changes of fireworks now.A few years later, when both he and Song Yuan have turned into gray-haired old men, they can still recall the passionate years of their youth through photos.

Great idea, but where are the Passion Years - there's a conspicuous lack of Passion.There is no dry wood and raging fire that ignites at one point, and there is no dark and dark water and milk.Song Yuan's heart was sweet and bitter.

While Jiang Jiaming was having a heated fight with the camera, Song Yuan silently tied the plastic bag in the convenience store.

With that said, Jiang Jiaming once again asked for a photo with Song Yuan.Although Song Yuan said she had complaints, she still paid attention to her image and insisted on flicking her hair in front of the phone screen.Even though Jiang Jiaming said with a smile, "Already handsome" several times, Song Yuan insisted on dressing herself up to be photogenic.After all, this is a photo that they will look back on after they become old men, so in terms of handsomeness, he cannot lose to Jiang Jiaming.Otherwise, the old man himself will have less to talk about proudly than the old man Jiang Jiaming.

After taking several photos in a row, Song Yuan was satisfied with all the photos except the one where he closed his eyes.He ordered Jiang Jiaming to delete the photo of him closing his eyes.

Jiang Jiaming refused to cooperate, "Don't delete it, how obedient you are with your eyes closed."

Obviously, what Song Yuan wants is not to be good, but to be handsome.However, Jiang Jiaming just didn't listen to him, and insisted on saying that he looks good with his eyes closed, and confronted him.Song Yuan was out of breath, and hit Jiang Jiaming's chest with her head, several times in a row, chasing after Jiang Jiaming.This scene is like a matador in retreat and a bull with high spirits.

Jiang Jiaming made a pause gesture while retreating, and said strangely: "What kind of new coquettish trick is this?"

Jiang Jiaming finally compromised and deleted the photo.Song Yuan felt relieved after seeing the deletion was successful—he won face for himself who would become an old man in the future.Song Yuan took out her mobile phone, and tidied up the messy hair caused by hitting Jiang Jiaming with a victorious mood.

"It's not a new gimmick to be coquettish," Song Yuan said proudly, "It's because you can't beat me."

Jiang Jiaming suddenly became serious, "Song Yuan, let me tell you very seriously that your pronunciation of erhua is really wrong. No Beijinger would take the 'er' at the end of a word as 'son'." Pronounced like that, the sound is too heavy."

Recently, Song Yuan has always been told that Erhuayin's pronunciation is not standard, which makes him a little unhappy.He didn't mean to say that it was not standard!Is it true that only Beijingers who can speak Erhua can speak it standardly, and those who can't speak it can't?It doesn't make sense.People who play games are still addicted, so they still play as usual.Game companies also welcome them to play. Only when people are addicted to food can they spend money, and game companies can make profits.He can't speak the pronunciation well, and if he still speaks, he is trying his best to help promote Beijing dialect. All Beijingers should thank him for his efforts in promoting Beijing dialect. How can he always despise him for being substandard?

Song Yuan tried to pronounce the "er" in "Hua Tiao'er" not like the "er" in "son", but the more she thought about "son", the more sonorous the sound of "er" became.

"Try to curl the sides of the tongue," Jiang Jiaming said persuasively, "then lift the tip of the tongue upwards and draw it back."

"Why do you have to make so many movements in your mouth when you just say one sound?" Song Yuan complained, "It's so annoying, I won't speak the sound anymore."

Jiang Jiaming said: "There is no way to complete these movements in one go, it may be that the flexibility of the tongue is not enough."

Song Yuan rolled her eyes, "My tongue is very flexible."

"I've heard there are little exercises that can increase tongue flexibility."

Song Yuan thought of kissing at the first moment, but since Jiang Jiaming seemed to be teaching the secret of Erhuayin in a serious manner, Song Yuan was unwilling to make any more sentimental associations, and expressed a poignant expression to herself who thought of kissing at the first time. sneer.

Jiang Jiaming said: "I heard that some people will hold coins or small steel balls in their mouths, and do tongue stretching or tongue turning exercises."

Song Yuan smiled on the surface, but her heart was full of yin and yang.His Jiang Jiaming really won't disappoint.

"However, you can practice with other things."

Jiang Jiaming pressed Song Yuan's back, pressed Song Yuan to himself, and then kissed her.

For a while, Song Yuan didn't know whether it was the fireworks in the sky that were "crackling" or the fireworks in her head were "boom, boom, boom" going off endlessly.All in all, kissing is an addictive thing.

After the kiss was over, Song Yuan was still unsatisfied, and he actively pointed to the place where they spread the tablecloth, "Go there, there are street lights here."

So, the two kissed hard beside the dimly lit pier, as if the other had become a part of their own body, an inseparable flesh and blood.At this moment, the fool will care whether the skill of Huayin has been taught well.The moment Jiang Jiaming pushed her down on the tablecloth, Song Yuan no longer doubted whether she was self-indulgent, but ignited the flames of passion without hesitation, as if she heard the cry deep in her heart, "Come on!" It's coming, it's coming."He knew that Jiang Jiaming was really obsessed with him.

Song Yuan hurriedly tore open the plastic bag, took out the condom and stuffed it to Jiang Jiaming, saying shyly, "Be lighter."

Jiang Jiaming was stunned for a second, and then laughed loudly, "Did you go to buy this just now?"

No wonder it would be embarrassing to say.When two people go to a convenience store to buy condoms, the directionality and intention are too obvious, which is really embarrassing.

Song Yuan said innocently: "It was you who said you wanted to 'do other things', 'do couple things'! I would buy this because of the normal association with what you said."

Song Yuan was very unwilling and she misunderstood, obviously Jiang Jiaming gave him too much ambiguous information.Song Yuan was actively looking for love, "You have overwhelmed me, don't you want to do it?"