Paper tiger

Jiang Jiaming: In order to create a little romance, am I easy?

A few days later, Song Yuan received the EMS package.Open the package, and there are a variety of exquisitely packaged Kyoto snacks: matcha pancakes, matcha chocolate, matcha tiramisu and matcha baumkuchen.

Even though she had heard of matcha-flavored pastries and ice cream in Kyoto, Song Yuan still felt that so much matcha was exaggerated.He opened the Baumkuchen and tasted it. Not only did it melt in the mouth, but the taste was also very delicate, so the price must not be cheap.Song Yuan immediately sent a message to Jiang Jiaming, asking him to convey his thanks to Yuri.While thanking Yuri for her hard work, Song Yuan was also aroused with a strange sense of competitiveness. In her brain, she had already started to figure out what kind of gift should be given in return, so as to be both sincere and distinctive.

Song Yuan took advantage of her rest day to visit Daoxiang Village and bought Jingba Pieces. She also asked her aunt in Xiamen to send him two copies of time-honored pineapple cakes from different shops by SF Express.In this way, dim sum from the north and the south will be available.Song Yuan packed these snacks and sent a box to Tokyo by DHL.

Jiang Jiaming was surprised when he heard about it, "Use DHL? Are you exaggerating? EMS is fine. A few days ago, you were the one who said that international shipping was expensive, but turned around and chose the most expensive express delivery."

Song Yuan said confidently: "What kind of courier is used, which represents the value of this item. The value is defined subjectively by people, and has no direct relationship with the price of the item. For example, a piece of paper like a contract , It’s just some ink and a few sheets of A4 paper, it’s very cheap and doesn’t cost anything, and some people send it urgently, right? That’s because the value of the contract is very high.”

Jiang Jiaming stared at the screen of the mobile phone non-stop, his eyes were crooked with a smile, "It's coming again and it's coming again. This is an occupational disease!"

"I sent DHL, which represented my respect for your female colleague, represented my sincerity, and represented my position as your boyfriend Jiang Jiaming...Anyway, I don't want people to say that you are shabby because I send cheap express. La!"

"It's not like what you said!"

After all, it was for him, Jiang Jiaming, not to lose face.Although Song Yuan really thought too much, but in the end it was all for him, Jiang Jiaming couldn't help but be moved.

While being moved, Jiang Jiaming also had an idea.

Half a month later, Song Yuan received a DHL express mail from Jiang Jiaming.Song Yuan was very surprised by this, and confirmed a few words word by word, and it was indeed Jiang Jiaming who sent it to him.The night before, the two had a video chat, but Jiang Jiaming didn't mention sending him the mail.

What kind of assault!Song Yuan complained in her heart, and then opened the courier with excitement.

There is only one folder inside.The folder is painted with a cartoon eagle pattern, which looks majestic and handsome.Song Yuan has rarely seen objects with eagles painted on them. After all, eagles are not popular animals.Only animals that are cute, harmless, and non-aggressive, such as cats, puppies, and lop-eared rabbits, are favored by humans.Even if hawks appear on the products, most of them are more naive owls than real hawks.

It can be seen that this folder was specially bought by Jiang Jiaming for him.

Having said that, isn't it a little silly to send an eagle folder by DHL?At a time like this, shouldn't I be a little... touched?Song Yuan tried to imagine a picture of Jiang Jiaming running around the stationery store in Tokyo, and really experienced a little bit of "it's not easy for him".

Song Yuan took pictures and typed with the emotion that she had finally brewed, and suddenly remembered her own value theory some time ago.Could it be that Jiang Jiaming wants to borrow DHL to prove that the things in it are extremely valuable to him?

If you want to talk about what's inside, isn't it... an eagle?kite?Song Yuan?

……Myself?

That is to say, in Jiang Jiaming's eyes, Song Yuan has incomparably high value.This is no ordinary folder, but a confession of love.What Jiang Jiaming meant was that he regarded Song Yuan as very important—he loved Song Yuan very much.

In an instant, Song Yuan put away her hypocrisy.It turned out that an ordinary folder had such a deep meaning, but he was not thinking clearly enough and was hasty.At this moment, Song Yuan felt sincerely moved, and wrote passionately in her hands, and sent a long paragraph of excited feelings about receiving the gift to Jiang Jiaming.

Jiang Jiaming: Got it?You can do as you like.

Jiang Jiaming: Do you have any other ideas?

Song Yuan:?something else?Isn't it just folders? (⊙▽⊙)

Jiang Jiaming: ...

Jiang Jiaming: Look inside the folder again.

Song Yuan was dumbfounded.And something else?

Sure enough, Song Yuan found several small square pieces of paper in the innermost part of the folder.It's not that Song Yuan never thought that there might be something in the folder, but this folder is hard and opaque, and it is designed according to the thickness of only a few A4 papers. The clip is very tight, and the paper is very small and thin. So if you don't fully open the clip when checking, you will miss the paper inside.

Song Yuan thought it was the only gift Jiang Jiaming gave him, so she didn't forcefully open it, fearing that it might damage the folder.How do you know that there is a mystery hidden in the innermost part.

There are five square sheets of paper, each of which has a hand-painted Q version pattern.

On one of them, there is a picture of a villain in a suit and tie, with his hands on his hips, arrogantly scolding others, with the word "King" written on his forehead in gold, which seems to be intended to compare his image with that of a tiger. image corresponding.

On one of them is a little figure standing in front of the girl to protect her, one arm turned into a wing, shielding the girl from the harm of the ugly monster.The villain looks righteous and awe-inspiring, as if he has no fear, but his forehead is sweating, and the villain's real thoughts are drawn in a small white cloud next to him, "My God, it's so scary!"

On one of them is a small figure sleeping on the bed.There is a pair of sika antlers on the villain's head, and the body is also curled up like a deer, which looks very soft and cute.The only bad thing is that the villain's mouth is oval and drooling... Song Yuan is not very satisfied with this design.

On the top of one picture is a small person wearing an apron cooking in the kitchen, and there is a thoughtful note beside it that the cooking is borscht.There is a pair of buffalo horns on the villain's head. I don't know if it is because one of the raw materials of borscht is beef.

On the top of one picture is a nude figure wearing only blue swimming trunks, proudly saying to the full-length mirror: "I'm so handsome!"

Needless to say, the people on the picture are all Song Yuan.

There is a word behind every picture.The five words on the back of the five pictures, put together in a changing order, became a sentence——

Please date me.

At this moment, Song Yuan saw the video invitation prompt popping up on the phone screen, and he immediately clicked the green call button to connect.

Song Yuan preemptively said, "These paintings are all things that make me want to complain! First of all, I don't drool when I sleep. Secondly, I'm not afraid of Sun Pengsi, don't get me wrong! Why do I want to represent the righteous side? I’m afraid of those garbage people! Besides, why did you draw cow’s horns on me who makes borscht? Isn’t this a lot like a chicken jumping out of a fried chicken ad and telling the diners ‘I’m delicious’ festively? I am neither a Taurus nor a cow, and I have nothing to do with a cow, and it is impossible to say something like 'I am delicious'... This picture always feels weird! In the end, I didn't look in the mirror So narcissistically saying 'I'm so handsome'! That's what you do."

"My God, why are you complaining so much lately?" Song Yuan's words and facial expressions made Jiang Jiaming lean back and forth, "Not to mention, I've seen you drooling in sleep."

"How is it possible! I haven't wet the bed since I was four years old, and I neither snore nor drool when I sleep, and my sleep habits are very good."

"Okay, next time you drool, I will definitely remember to call you up and let you see for yourself."

Song Yuan was shocked.He stared for a while, and then made a conclusion, "You really have bad taste."

Jiang Jiaming looked at him and smiled.For some reason, ever since he fell in love with Song Yuan, whenever he saw Song Yuan, he just wanted to laugh.

"But you're pretty cute..."

Unsatisfied after speaking, Song Yuan was finally willing to give a compliment without hesitation.I don't know if it's because she boasted that she is cute and looks like a queen, but Song Yuan looks a little shy.