pick up dog

"I've also liked Teacher Lu for many years." Quan Shi glared at Xiao Yi, and quickly expressed his opinion along with him.

Xiao Yi didn't notice the maliciousness of the dog, and still said cheerfully: "Really! I am a diehard fan of Mr. Lu. I have watched every movie of Mr. Lu. I really like "The End of the Shooting Star". "One Night"! I watched it several times, and every time I cried a pack of tissues, Teacher Lu's acting skills are really good!"

"I've also watched every movie of Mr. Lu, and it must have been longer than you have liked him." Quan Shi also realized at this moment that Xiao Yi is a fan of Lu Jingzhen, and he doesn't really like Lu Jingzhen that way.But he still hid behind Lu Jingzhen's back and whispered, as if he wanted to compete with others.

Lu Jingzhen was so cute by him that he couldn't help but clenched his right fist to cover his face and sniggered.

The people behind didn't notice what was wrong with Lu Jingzhen, only when they saw him sniggering when they were sitting next to him and watched his dog all the time, they understood that Lu Jingzhen was laughing at him, so they blushed and sat down in their seats. In order to reduce their sense of existence.

"Mr. Lu, can you sign me after the show is recorded later?!" Xiao Yi asked immediately, looking like a small fan chasing stars online, without any self-consciousness as a male idol.

Lu Jingzhen put down his hand covering his smile, smiled gently at Xiao Yi, and agreed, "Of course, it's a great honor."

"Great!" Xiao Yi cheered happily, not at all affected by the low-pressure, cold-faced handsome guy next to him.

Just like Lu Jingzhen was not affected by the low pressure and cold-faced puppy next to him.

The low-pressure, cold-faced puppy looked at the scene where the two had a happy conversation, pouted, and whispered aggrievedly: "I haven't signed yet."

The more Lu Jingzhen looked at it, the more he couldn't help teasing him, and he leaned into his ear and said, "Everyone is yours, and you still want to sign? Are you a little greedy, kid?"

"I remember I drew it on your chest..." Lu Jingzhen covered his mouth when he blushed in the middle of the sentence, lest he say any more nasty things and be recorded in the program, which would affect Not good.

With a smile in the corner of Lu Jingzhen's eyes, he stuck out his tongue and licked his palm maliciously, until the dog's hair stood on end, and quickly pulled out the extremely itchy hand, clenched it tightly and hid it in his sleeve.

"Don't you want to sign it? I'm writing for you, why did you take it away?" Lu Jingzhen was so naughty, he put his hand on his chin and laughed at Quan Shi.

Quan Shi glanced at him, blushed and forced back his shame and said, "I'll write it later..."

"Not now..."

Lu Jingzhen was about to be so cute to death by the dog, and he couldn't talk to the dog in the second half of the journey - he had to try his best to restrain the thought of pushing him into his arms and kissing him.

"Mr. Lu! We're here, get off the bus!" When he arrived at the destination, Xiao Yi waved to Lu Jingzhen, and when he saw the dog, he was furious again, wishing to rush up and fight with Xiao Yi.

In fact, ordinary fans wouldn't think anything of it when they were like this, but Xiao Yi is really too good-looking.He is not the kind of good-looking and handsome boy in the traditional sense. His good-looking is exquisite, whether it is the kind of good-looking that is as beautiful as a girl, or the kind that is skittish.

This makes the dog feel a sense of crisis.

"Why are our puppies so jealous? Fans are also jealous? Huh?" Lu Jingzhen walked this way, naturally he could see that Quan Shi was hostile to the male idol named Xiao Yi, but he didn't know why Quan Shi To be so hostile towards him can only be speculated according to one's own thinking.

look!Lu Jingzhen even spoke for him! !Quan Shi's eyes widened suddenly, and he yelled in his heart.

When Lu Jingzhen saw the dog's expression, he knew that he must be thinking wildly, and couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth to tease him, "Are you really jealous? Why does it look like a real puppy, with such a strong sense of territory? I won't be going up to warn others in a while Bar?"

Dog Shi walked along with the team, and hummed unhappily: "He looks good..."

"Who do you think I am? I'm sure I'll like him because he's good-looking?" Lu Jingzhen couldn't laugh or cry immediately, wishing he could tear open the dog's head to see what was inside.

Dog time hung his head and said nothing.

At this time, the director just came out to host the program, and the two of them didn't say anything, just quietly listening to the director's orders.

The chief director had nothing else, but he still had some style. He cleared his throat and said, "Ahem...then let's divide into groups now, without drawing lots, I'll just read the list."

"The two of us are in a group, a total of three groups. Let me read the specific list. The first group is Teacher Lu and Quan Shi, the second group is Xiao Yi and Tang Yin, and the rest is Wu Le and Jiang Bei."

In addition to the popular spicy chicken Xiao Yi, this episode also invited several other people from different industries. Those who are in the same group as Xiao Yi are playing e-sports professional competitions, known as e-sports male gods Player Tang Yin.

The remaining group of guests is also quite popular. One is Wu Le, a swimmer who always participates in variety shows, and the other is Jiang Bei, a comedian who has recently become popular with emoticons.

"Our task today is to climb to the top of the mountain before dark and successfully spend the night on the mountain. How about it? Isn't it very simple?" After the director read out the list of groups, he quickly stated today's task.

Xiao Yi, who was standing aside, asked worriedly, "Then what shall we eat?"

"Eat whatever you have." The director said with a smile: "The resources in the mountains are very rich, and you can eat everything from insects, rats and snakes, as long as you can catch them."

"Hey, what if we don't catch it?" Jiang Bei, a slightly fat cross talk actor, was also a little worried, holding his round belly and asked in a low voice, "They all go to the mountaintop hotel to eat farmhouse music, don't they?"

"Are you thinking fart... What are you talking about? We are filming "Wild Man", so naturally we want to get close to nature, close to the wild, and naturally we live in a tent in the wild that is closer to nature at night!"

"In order to enhance everyone's relationship and reduce your burden, our program team has specially prepared a large two-person tent for you in a very humane way, one for each group, and send someone to come and pick it up." The director said, waving The assistant director brought three backpacks and distributed one to each group.

Quan Shi consciously went forward to get the bag, and lightly weighed it on his back. It was still a bit heavy. It would be quite tiring to carry it up the mountain.

Now, he who is not afraid of suffering or tiredness and can carry a backpack must be much better than Xiao Yi!Thinking of this in Quanshi, the body carrying the bag suddenly became high-spirited.

"In addition to the tents, we also prepared a multi-functional pistol for each group, a kindling, a large bottle of mineral water, and what other extra survival tools you can get depends on your luck."

The director paused, and then said slowly, "Of course, you can carry everything you bring on your own, except mobile phones and other electronic products, but you have to carry it yourself, and the program team will never help you."

Everyone stepped on the relatively flat ground and looked up at today's mission goal from the bottom up.

The mountain is very high, and I can tell at a glance that it is not easy to climb. I guess the program group really wants to shoot something, and it is very barren to throw them here. place.

"If you can't walk anymore, you can tell me, and I will carry you up." Quan Shi thought for a while, and couldn't help wagging his tail at Lu Jingzhen flatteringly.

Lu Jingzhen took out his glasses from his pocket, put them on, and lightly pinched the dog's neck, dissatisfied: "Who do you look down on, kid?"

"Although I'm a bit older than you, don't you know if I have good physical strength?" Lu Jingzhen asked dangerously: "Huh? Haven't you experienced it yourself?"

Quan Shi's face became more and more red as he heard it, but he still argued with him in a low voice: "It was just that last time... I didn't finish it."

Lu Jingzhen's face became more and more dangerous, and he looked at him with a bland smile, "I told you, don't provoke me, if it wasn't for seeing that you were not ready last time, I would have executed you on the spot."

"I'm ready..." Although Quan Shi felt ashamed, he still held back his energy and said to Lu Jingzhen.In the end, I have to be prepared in my heart at all times. I really am a model representative who is not afraid of death.

Before Lu Jingzhen could say anything to refute him, the director waved his hand full of vigor and said, "Okay, let's not talk much, everyone hurry up and go!"

After finally waiting for the director to finish talking about a lot of precautions, when Lu Jingzhen wanted to discuss the topic with Quan Shi again, he found that the puppy went off to have fun elsewhere.

It was still Xiao Yi who had been jealous just now.

What are you doing when you are a dog?Naturally, he went to enclose the territory to warn Xiao Yi.

I saw Quan Shi with a serious face of not being close to strangers, walked to Xiao Yi's side with low pressure and stared at him fiercely, and said something threatening, "There will be wolves on the mountain at night."

Xiao Yi who was inexplicably frightened by the puppy pretending to be fierce: "?"

"Very ferocious wolf, can eat people." Quan Shi continued to scare.

Xiao Yi, who was constantly being frightened by the puppy: "??"

"Ms. Lu especially recruits wolves." Quan Shi thought for a while, and added the last sentence to Xiao Yi very seriously.

Xiao Yi felt as if he was being frightened by a child instead of a puppy: "???"

So what's the subtext?

Xiao Yi looked at the dog who ran back to Lu Jingzhen as quickly as if he was protecting the food after he finished speaking, and there were 1 question marks in his heart. Mountain climbing trip.

What exactly does dog time mean?Xiao Yi had a black question mark on his face, trying to interpret the few words left to him by the dog: there will be wolves on the mountain and Mr. Lu looks like a wolf = please stay away from Lu Jingzhen and be careful not to be bitten to death by wolves?

The deciphered information made Xiao Yi feel unbelievable after hearing it...

Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck!This dog is not normal!Sure enough, he is a possessive boyfriend fan!

……

After Gou Shi over there warned Xiao Ai, he didn't look back at him, and he didn't expect that Xiao Ai had already imagined him as a possessive boyfriend fan.Right now, he is really busy explaining what he did just now to Lu Jingzhen, so he has no time to care about what Xiao Yi thinks.

"Tell me the truth, do you think he is prettier than me? You really want to be on the same team with him and pretend to dislike him, just to scare me so that I can let go of my guard?" Lu Jingzhen raised his eyebrows and started a new life. A round of drama scripts.

Quan Shi didn't listen to the rest of the sentence, and he became unhappy at the first sentence, and argued with him while going up the mountain, "How can he have you, you look good?"

The accompanying director followed them up the mountain, and he was used to hearing these strange words from them all the way, so he could only pray for the supernatural work in the later stage, to see how to cut such a love feeling with pink bubbles into a good socialist brother. The righteousness of disagreement and turning against each other is awe-inspiring.

Otherwise, this show is really too crooked.

I heard from the colleagues in the group that followed the popular spicy chicken Xiao Yi and the e-sports male god Tang Yin that the pink bubbles were flying all over the sky in that group. The unruly idol of this kind of brainless romantic drama feels like this.

What is it called "Wild Man"?It might as well be called "Wan Chai Pier", which is more realistic.

The accompanying director let out a smirk, his heart was calm and even a little bit like cp, watching Dog Shi and Lu Jingzhen continue to argue as they walked.

"Let's go faster." He threw that Xiao Yi far away.Quan Shi added in his heart.

Lu Jingzhen smiled helplessly, and followed, "I hurried over after breakfast, are you hungry, do you want something to eat?"

"I'm fine. If you're hungry, I can grab something to eat for you." Hearing this, Quan Shi immediately put Xiao Yi behind him and looked at Lu Jingzhen with concern, as if he could be hungry in just a few seconds. looking at him.

"Can you catch it?" Lu Jingzhen asked.

Seeing that he was hesitant, Quan Shi seemed not convinced that he could catch the game, so he asked in a low voice, "Do you want to eat the bamboo rat?"

"There?" Lu Jingzhen raised his eyebrows.

"Wait here for me. I just saw there is one over there, so I'll catch it now." Quan Shi blinked his eyes, he did catch a glimpse of two bamboo rats looking for food nearby, not too far away, if Lu Jingzhen If he wanted to eat, he could easily catch two bamboo rats.

Lu Jingzhen thought for a while, then blinked at him and signaled: "Okay, if you catch it, call me, I'll go over and help you, I'll look here to see if there are any bird eggs or mushrooms."

Quan Shi understood what he meant to tell himself not to be too exaggerated, so he nodded immediately, turned around and ran to the place where he saw the bamboo rat just now, for fear that the two bamboo rats would change places to eat later.

It's just that it's hard to follow the camera of the two of them, and after some evasions, the younger one can only run after the dog.It's just that no matter how he ran, he couldn't keep up with the rhythm of the dog. He could only pat the back of the dog when there was nothing, while panting and scolding in his heart the old man who was sitting comfortably next to Lu Jingzhen. fritters.

When Quan Shi finally stopped and squatted on the ground motionless, the young cameraman was already out of breath.

"Come here!" Quan Shi called out to Lu Jingzhen.

After the young cameraman took pictures around the two bamboo rats lying on the ground for a while, Lu Jingzhen led the old cameraman and accompanying director to his side.

The two people in the program group were shocked when they saw the bamboo rats lying on the ground, only Lu Jingzhen glanced at the two bamboo rats calmly, and performed calmly but without losing tension: "Wow! These two bamboo rats The rats are suffering from heat stroke, let's roast them and eat them!"

[The author has something to say: Bamboo Rat: I don't have heatstroke!I was murdered!Murder!The murderer even carefully disguised the scene, please open your eyes and take a closer look! ! !

Quan Shi [threatening eyes]: Huh?

Bamboo Rat: I'm suffering from heatstroke, and I faint very happily, thank you, don't read it. 】