On the Thousand Postures Reconstructed by the Scumbags.

There will definitely be a slight gap between the refined photos in the social space and the real person, but as long as it is not too large, it is not considered cheating.Someone heard the subtext, and tentatively asked: [Do you have any pen-hold photos of Qibai? 】

The group of friends replied: [No, but... there are photos of zero. 】

They only cared about secretly taking pictures of Qin Ye, so they didn't remember to go to see Qibai.

Someone said excitedly: [Fuck, I thought Zero wouldn't go to the party, but he really did.How is it, have you seen the light and died? 】

【Didn't he keep making excuses that he didn't have time to go? Why did he go again. 】

[Bet 100 yuan, there must be no handsome Qibai. 】

When they were rejected as Qin Ye's friends, they were more or less resentful.If Qin Ye is really an ugly man, he will probably be psychologically balanced.

The group members at the scene didn't know how to explain it. They thought they had indeed died after seeing the light, but they were the ones who died.Without further ado, I directly posted a picture in the group.

Because it is a candid angle, the pixels are not very high-definition.The man in the photo is wearing a casual suit, and he is talking to the person beside him slightly sideways.His side profile is well-defined, dazzlingly handsome, his pupils are black and white, and the tails of his eyes are slightly raised. He has a cold appearance, but there is a faint smile on his lips.

Although he was sitting on a chair with his legs crossed lazily, it was not difficult to estimate his superior figure.

The warm light fell obliquely on his shoulders, and the light and shadow interlaced, weakening the indifference of the man who refused to be thousands of miles away.The way he lowered his eyes and listened carefully to what Josnian said made people fall in love at first glance.

Hit the soul! !

The group was quiet for a few seconds, and then the pot exploded with a bang, and the news flew out like a cannonball.

[Fuck, shit, shit!Who is this handsome guy!Why have I never seen it? ! ! 】

[So handsome that my legs are soft, so ah!Good!I twisted into a maggot on the bed. 】

[I want all the information about this man within 3 minutes! ! ! 】

The group member who posted the photo threw a puzzled emoji: [(Grandpa on the subway looks at his phone) I already said that there are no weird photos, only zero ones. Of course the handsome guy in the photo is zero, otherwise who else could it be? 】

The power of this sentence is not inferior to the photo just now.The group fell into a deathly silence. Ten seconds later, dozens of messages popped up with a bang.

【real or fake?real or fake? 】【(Shocked) Who told me that Zero is a scam? ?get out! 】

[I thought he didn't want to go to the party because he was afraid of dying in the light, but it turned out that the clown was me (crying bitterly)]

[This face, this waist, these long legs... What is wrong with my brain, I actually think that Zero is an ugly man woo woo woo]

The group member who posted the picture said sourly: 【No matter how handsome you are, it's no use. 】

Adhering to the idea of ​​sour and sour, and lemon and lemon, the group members who have been to the scene are crackling and typing, and those who have not been there are frantically popularizing the scene at that time.

【It’s really not wrong for you to be rejected so many times by zero as a friend. He’s even colder in real life, and he didn’t talk to others the whole time. Ruan Qing came over to strike up a conversation, and even invited him to take a photo together, but was rejected. 】

[He only talked to his family cp, and asked for warmth the whole time, and ignored anyone who struck up a conversation, sour me to death! 】

[After the party, we went to a night party together, but Zero refused. The reason was that his cp used to go to bed early, so it’s not good to go back too late (with a blank face)]

A few words are enough for everyone to make up the scene at that time, and then bring Qin Ye's face into it, and Su Su will die on the spot in minutes.Lemon fruit on the lemon tree, you and me under the lemon tree.

What's even more damning is that this morning, many of them were discussing Qin Ye in the group, and they all agreed that the other party's reluctance to be present must be a passer-by or an ugly monster, but now...

Not to mention, the clown is just me.

People are most afraid of comparison.It's fine if Qin Ye doesn't show up, but when he shows up, he directly compares Qi Bai to the dust.Compared with the former's single-mindedness, Qi Bai's merciless behavior suddenly made people realize, isn't this a proper scumbag behavior?

While Qinye's popularity is gradually rising, in stark contrast to it is the loss of Qibailu's popularity.In just a few hours, the most popular Tiancai in the group changed directly.

[I announce that Zero will be my new male god in the future, not the one who is popular for 3 minutes, I am serious! ! 】

[Seeing the way Zero and his CP get along, I began to believe in love again. 】

Josnian was not in this group, so he naturally didn't know what they were talking about Qin Ye, but he could guess a little bit.After taking a shower at night, he rarely felt sleepy. Thinking about what happened during the day today, he felt like a dream.

And Chen Feidu was still nagging him to tell Qin Ye to be more strict and not to be taken advantage of.

Josnian was wearing a nightgown, sitting on a sofa chair by the bay window, with a cat in his arms.He scratched the cat's chin with his slender and white fingertips, his hair was wet with moisture, and he looked more refined and noble. Looking at the night scene outside the window, he didn't know what he was thinking.

Chacha gained some weight again.It didn't know if it sensed Josnian's ups and downs, meowed twice, licked his fingers, and then pawed at the phone screen with its paws.

Josnian came back to his senses, held down its flailing paw, and wrote back to Chen Feidu. It took him more than a minute to send out just a few words: 【We are fake cp. 】

Chen Feidu didn't understand the situation: [What do you mean?You paid for it? 】

After he finished speaking, he felt that it was impossible. Josnian probably wouldn't do such a thing of spending money to buy a partner. The other party hated mixing feelings and interests, otherwise he wouldn't have been widowed for so many years.

Josnian was used to Chen Feidu's lack of focus, so he roughly explained the cause and effect to him, and then suddenly shut his mouth.I don't even know what I mean by saying this.

Chen Feidu was quite shocked. He didn't know whether to praise Qin Ye for his good acting skills or their coquettish operation: [So you mean, you and Zero are just... ordinary friends?All the pretense at the party today? 】

Josnian corrected him stupidly and earnestly: [We are better than ordinary friends, we are good friends. 】

Chen Feidu clicked his tongue, thinking that no matter how good a friend is, they are also friends, not the same as lovers, who can't kiss or have sex, what's the point: [Then what are you thinking now?Do you want to continue to be good friends, or develop further? 】

Judging from his observation of Qin Ye today, he should have a good character, and his appearance and body are top-notch, so it would be a pity not to rush.After all, a bunch of crazy bees and butterflies were staring at him.

Josnian stopped talking and rubbed the cat in his arms unconsciously.Of course he wanted to chase after him, but it was the first time in his life that he encountered such a thing, he couldn't help hesitating, he pursed his lips and slowly typed out a line: 【Will he think I'm old...】

Josnian was afraid that he would pierce the window paper, so he wouldn't even have to be friends in the future.

Chen Feidu's idea is quite simple, if you like it or not, don't engage in personal attacks: [If he just doesn't feel it, then it doesn't matter, but if he thinks you are old, this kind of person is not worthy of your liking. 】

Josnian said: [He is not this kind of person. 】

After chatting for so long, he can still get a general idea of ​​Qin Ye's character. The other party is just a little casual, but he doesn't have any bad intentions, and he never looks down on anyone.

Chen Feidu yawned: [If you like it, go after it. If you catch up, you'll be scrambling here, and someone else will catch it first, then it's called a treasure. 】

Josnian touched his glasses with his fingertips: [He asked me out for dinner tomorrow. 】

Chen Feidu's eyes lit up: [Damn, isn't this a god-sent opportunity!Mr. Qiao, go ahead, have you ever heard of it before you get close to the water? 】

Of course Josnian had heard of it, but as a shrewd businessman, he was habitually prepared for everything, minimized the risk rate, and sniped his favorite prey with 100% certainty.

Merchants don't do business that loses money, and Josnian doesn't do business that sells out.

He moved his fingertips slightly, and slowly replied Chen Feidu with three words: [Got it. 】

In the middle of the night, Qin Ye chatted with Josnian for a while as usual, then said good night to each other and got ready for bed.Unexpectedly, Bibiluo discovered the surge in the number of friend applications in his mobile phone, and secretly pulled out his mobile phone, wanting to click through.

Qin Ye keenly noticed its small movements, and immediately pulled the phone back: "I won't add them."

Bibiro just didn't let go, Qinye hadn't done anything bad for a month, it couldn't absorb negative energy, was super unhappy, and started to brainwash Qinye crazily: [Dear host, why don't you add them, you are not wrong, this is also Not being playful, you just want to give all single people a home! 】

Qin Ye forcefully pulled the phone back, and sternly refused: "I don't want it at all!"

Bibiluo pulled the phone away again, and Jie Jie laughed strangely: [My dear host, you must have the courage to break the rules, you don’t want to now, but after you try it, you will understand how wonderful this kind of thing is. 】

One person, one ball started a tug-of-war, and no one would let anyone else.Qin Ye never knew that Bibiluo was so strong, with blue veins on his forehead: "Let go!"

Bibiluo just didn't let go: 【I don't!I don't!I don't! 】

Qin Ye really couldn't grab it, so he gritted his teeth and said, "Didn't you let me date Josnian? I'll listen to you now and concentrate on dating him. What the hell are you doing!"

Bibiluo flapped his wings, thinking that it asked Qin Ye to pick someone up, but it didn't let Qin Ye get picked up: [Dear host, I think you can pick up eight at the same time, and the efficiency of soaking up one is too low. 】

Everyone in Qin Ye was dumbfounded, and reacted angrily: "I can't!"

Before Bibiro could slowly induce Qin Ye to do bad things, but since the appearance of 009, things gradually got out of his control.It felt like it had to do something.

Bibiluo tried hard to grab the phone: [But you chatted with eight people at the same time before! 】

Qin Ye refused to let go: [That was before, I said that I would never lie to others in the future!You go find another host! 】

Bibiluo got angry and hit Qin Ye's hand with his wings: 【How can you say that, I am a single-minded ball! 】

Qin Ye's palms were sweating, and gradually he couldn't hold the phone any longer. Seeing that Bibiro was going to pass the verification of those messy friends, he said angrily, "009, come and kill it!"

The author has something to say: 009: Come~ Come~