I'm just a life player [holographic]

Nanxing "wears" a net and sits opposite the NPC.

The NPC lightly clapped their hands, and four servant girls filed in, each holding a tray.

It's all about eating.

"There is a new cook in the mansion, these dishes are all his specialties, and I invite my sister to evaluate them."

Nan Xing responded with a smile on his face, but he was really nervous... The NPC suddenly changed his temper, and was kind and affectionate towards him. He couldn't help but think too much, such as whether there were any seasonings in these dishes?

Helpless, people are knives and I am fish, so he can only bite the bullet, pick up the dishes in a hurry, and take a bite of each one perfunctorily.

The NPC expects to ask, "How?"

Nan Xing took a sneak peek at the character's state, but didn't see any changes. He breathed a sigh of relief and smiled back: "Shrimp is smooth and crisp, with a lingering fragrance on the teeth and cheeks. , the lion's head tastes soft, fat but not greasy...the color and fragrance are very good, thank you for your hospitality."

The NPC was very satisfied with his rhetoric, and asked again: "Which dish is my sister's favorite?"

Nan Xing couldn't understand the other party's intention.

Suddenly there was a "ding dong", which was a system prompt——

[Congratulations to Shaoxia for triggering the special task of Qixi Festival: "Magpie Bridge Immortal". ]

["I'm afraid it's because the fairy family is so good at parting, so I teach you to hand it over to make a good time; the origin is that the blue sky falls by the Milky Way, and it's time for golden wind and jade dew."] (*)

[True gold is not afraid of fire, and true love is not afraid of testing. ]

[The time has come to witness the bond between the young hero and his companions. ]

[Please confirm the identity of the companion: player "Zong Nie". ]

Seeing the mission details clearly, Nan Xing couldn't tell.

Magpie bridge or something...

Isn't it too easy to release tasks?

Shouldn't you go to a married player for this kind of thing?

As if knowing the player's confusion, there is a line of small words explaining:

Only two people are required to form a team, and the intimacy value exceeds 5000, there is a relationship of marriage/worship, and the consonance point/tacit understanding reaches 5000, then it is possible to trigger the task.

Nan Xing suddenly realized.

It's no wonder that during the "beauty comparison", old man Gong made a decision on the spot and identified him. Most people can't meet the prerequisite requirements of such a hidden mission.

Not to mention the intimacy value, after all, the vulgar relationship system has not been launched for too long, and it is absolutely rare to have a consonance point/tacit understanding that is as high as he and Zong Ge.

What's more, even if someone who meets the requirements for participating in the "Beauty Competition" does not necessarily have to be in a team with his companions, even if he is in a team, if it is not a two-player mode, he must be unqualified.

At this time, the system "problems"——

[Please choose one of the following options: __]

[A. Soft pocket long fish; B. White robe shrimp; C. Wensi tofu; D. Crab powder lion head. ]

It was the four dishes he tasted just now.

Nan Xing was a little puzzled, but the NPC was still waiting for his reply.

While chanting D silently, he replied: "I haven't tasted meat for a long time, and I can't help but feel more refreshed after eating lion's head."

He didn't understand the relationship between the problem and the task, so he tried to speak nicely when facing the NPC.

The NPC replied: "I understand."

She gestured to a maid in pink with her eyes, and the maid silently saluted and left the room.

Nan Xing touched the tip of his nose, confused.

Another maid was carrying a basket of flowers.

The NPC happily shared with him: "It's only once a year that my sister dresses up so plainly, wearing only a flower, I really live up to my sister's beauty... I know, it must be that stinky man who treats my sister slowly You, come, these are flowers picked from the garden, my sister quickly pick a hairpin and put it in her hair."

Nan Xing of "Flower Face and Moon Appearance": "..."

Just now, he was more beautiful than before, and in order to overwhelm the crowd, he had already dressed coquettishly and fancyly, no, the big flowers on his ears hadn't had time to pick them off!

But the system reminds at the same time, continue to ask to choose one of the four.

With a cheeky face, I chose the smallest one... the pink and tender acacia, and pinned it to the other ear.

Afterwards, the NPCs took out different small objects one after another and asked Nan Xing to choose one of the four.

Such as books, of course he chose an unknown medical book;

As well as musical instruments, remembering how Brother Zong talked about Guqin, he chose without hesitation;

There are also ancient paintings that imitate paintings. He subconsciously chooses a green landscape painting because he likes the picture of thousands of miles of rivers and mountains.

Nan Xing was thinking wildly while doing the multiple-choice questions——

Could it be that the title "Attracting Bees and Butterflies" had an effect?

During the Qixi Festival, NPCs rush to give benefits?

Are these asking him to choose gifts?

Even though they are all toys and decorations, he doesn't mind if they get paid for nothing!

A maid in green clothes took out a piece of paper.

The NPC showed Nan Xing: "How about asking my sister to guess the lantern riddles on Qixi Festival?"

In black and white, there is only a simple "Meet on Qixi Festival".

Nan Xing, a self-proclaimed little expert at guessing riddles, said without hesitation, "It's the word 'death'!"

The NPC clapped their hands and laughed loudly, "Hahaha" sounded like a bell: "Wonderful, my sister is really a second person!"

Nan Xing felt something was wrong.

At this time, the NPC stood up and said meaningfully: "That gentleman has some tricks, please sit down, sister, and wait for me to expose his true colors!"

Instructed the servant girl: "Red sleeves, green moves, serve my good sister."

After saying that, the NPC left the boudoir like a gust of wind with light footsteps that did not match her huge figure.

Nan Xing couldn't help being nervous.

"Ma'am, please change into the clothes that my lady carefully prepared for you."

A red dress was stacked on a tray.

Nanxing Black Line: Shouldn't you let him wear a wedding dress again?

The green-clothed maid urged: "Madam please please!"

The little mouth is so sweet, who are you calling Madam?

Nan Xing muttered, unwilling to change clothes with one click... Hey, it's men's clothes!

It was bright red, similar to what Jia Baoyu was wearing, made of satin jacquard fabric, with pearl tassels on the waist, luxurious and extravagant, very pretty.

Is this the fashion for the final reward?

very satisfied.

It's just that the clothes are good-looking, so they can't be called "rare treasures", right?

No matter what, if you really want to get fashion for free, what if you give him women's clothing?

Full receipt!

Even if it's inconvenient for me to wear it, can't I still sell it for money?

"Madam, please put on the hijab."

"……what?"

"Please!"

What do you mean?The last time I pretended to be a bride, I didn't even cover my head.

"Madam, please hurry up, the lady is waiting for you in the front yard!"

Just cover it.

No one saw it anyway!

Nan Xing gritted his teeth, picked up the red cloth and put it on his head.

The net on his body was untied automatically after the NPC left, and he was led by the maid to the front yard.

Someone is fighting.

Brother Zong!

Nan Xing immediately yelled... but couldn't make a sound!

It shows that the character is banned.

Then I heard the NPC's familiar loud voice: "Smelly man, if you can find your wife among the hundred people within a stick of incense, I will spare you!"

Nanxing 囧.

The co-authors are playing Tang Bohu order Qiuxiang?

Sensing the suspension of the battle, Zong Nie replied to the NPC with the word "OK" and whispered: "Stars?"

One hundred people...

NPCs are really efficient.

No wonder let yourself cover the hijab.

Nan Xing couldn't help but want to remind Brother Zong, but he was blocked from private chats and couldn't speak, so he had an idea and wanted to move his feet to give the other party a reminder.

Be "fixed"!

Just listen to the NPC sneer: "Don't try to be opportunistic."

Zong Nie didn't say a word.

Nan Xing couldn't move and his vision was blocked by the hijab, so he couldn't judge the current situation.

Inevitably there is a bit of a burden...

It's only a few seconds!

Through the gap under the veil, he saw a pair of men's feet.

Brother Zong has already found him in the snow-clothed Taoist robe.

Before he could react, the hijab was lifted off immediately.

Nan Xing slightly widened his eyes.

Meet the man's warm eyes.

Zong Nie chuckled at him: "Finally found you. Sorry for keeping you waiting."

Nan Xing's cheeks became inexplicably hot, and he coughed dryly: "Where, it's obviously my troublesome brother Zong."

The NPC or Boss is still on the scene, so it's not a good time to talk.

Nan Xing quickly glanced around... Khan.

It's really a crowd of passer-by NPCs who don't know whether they are male or female, with their heads covered and red robes.

The height and build are exactly the same as myself.

Nan Xing couldn't help imagining that the mastermind might not have copied his own data directly, imagining that No. 99's hijab would be lifted, and he would have a face exactly like his own... Sigh!scary!

Unfortunately, he was not given a chance to verify his conjecture.

A group of people quickly dispersed.

Only the big boss didn't leave.

Nan Xing turned around to look at Miss Ruhua, secretly raised his guard.

The Boss didn't make any more moves, instead he laughed heartily and said, "Good sister, this time I was thinking about it. Your husband is a rare caring person, and he actually passed the many tests I set."

When Zong Nie heard the words, his eyes fell on Nan Xing.

Nan Xing's scalp was numb, and he smiled awkwardly: "Miss Lao, don't worry..."

Boss waved his hand and said frankly: "Since you two are a virtuous couple, with kindness and righteousness, and a wife and husband who can follow suit, I will not be a villain who ruins marriage. Let it go, I wish you two a lifetime of happiness." , Life and death are inseparable, we have to meet the Qixi Festival, so I will not force my sister to be a guest, this gentleman, take your wife and leave the house as soon as possible!"

Nan Xing was so guilty that he didn't dare to look at his brother Zong, so he hurriedly turned around and left: "Let's go, let's..."

Suddenly there was a "be careful".

Nan Xing turned around, only to find that the boss shot him coldly behind his back.

Thanks to Brother Zong's timely reaction, he moved around to block the damage for him... Even if he fell into the sword array, a critical strike hit 2891's blood straight away!

Subconsciously wanted to use [Spring Breeze and Rain] to restore blood to my friend, only to find that the skill is still disabled.

Careless.Nan Xing raised his vigilance while introspecting.

The NPC laughed loudly: "Okay! He is a real man who is willing to die with his body. My sister is so lucky, so I can rest assured." She smiled, "Although we met by chance, my sister and I hit it off right away, so I hereby prepare a small Gift. Red sleeves!"

[Ding--]

[Congratulations to the players "Three Fen San" and "Zong Nie" for perfectly completing the special task "Magpie Bridge Immortal"! ]

Accompanied by this reminder, Nan Xing dared to relax a little, put on a smile, and pretended to decline: "Young lady is too polite, I'm ashamed to accept it."

The NPC took a big step and approached in a few strokes.

Before someone raised his guard, the NPC put his hands close to his ear, whispering: "It's a good thing I carefully selected and tailored for my sister."

Nan Xing's eyes were bright, and his heart was itching to be seduced. He wished he could immediately snatch the wooden box from the servant girl's hand and open it to see what it was.

The NPC said mysteriously: "Please open it after you get home, so as not to cause others to covet it."

What kind of treasure is it!

Nan Xing couldn't hold back the eagerness to move in his heart, pretending to be embarrassed, pretending to decline, and then took the wooden box.

Obtain [Chinese Valentine's Day Surprise Gift Box] (red).

Hey~

Red rank!

The previous embarrassment and embarrassment had been thrown far away. Nan Xing held the wooden box and caressed it over and over again.

People come and go on the street.

If he hadn't remembered the special reminder from the NPC, he might not be able to hold back and open the box now!

"...Miss?"

"Ah... uh!"

I almost reflexively said "Aha".

Nanxing Black Line: The songs of a certain group are so brainwashing that they are almost engraved into the genes.

"Did the NPC make things difficult for you?" Zong Nie asked in a low voice.

The piles and piles that happened in the Gong's mansion came back to my mind in an instant.

South star...

Feeling ashamed in hindsight.

"Brother Zong, listen to my explanation—"

Hastily opened his mouth.

Zong Nie stretched out his hand to lightly embrace someone's shoulder: "There are many people, be careful." Then he continued, "I'm listening, you speak slowly."

Nan Xing was silent, turned away his face, concealed his embarrassment, and pretended to exaggerate his experience in Gong's residence.

"... I can't help it. Who told that girl to hate men too much. She said, haha, just kidding. She said that I was a married woman who ran away from home and disguised as a woman. I didn't expect NPC to be so easy to deceive. very!"

Said, Nan Xing unconsciously picked up the man's clothes, opened a pair of sincere big eyes: "I never intend to take advantage of you, Brother Zong!"

After Zong Nie listened carefully, he smiled lightly: "It's okay."

okay?

What's the matter?

Nan Xing's focus was a bit crooked.

At this moment, the man spoke again, and said, "When you were trapped on the stage, I wanted to save you, but I was restricted from doing so, so I had to go to the Gong residence."

Nan Xing immediately diverted his attention: "Oh yes, brother Zong, what kind of missions have you encountered? Your equipment looks broken? You fought a lot of monsters?"

This time, he didn't do anything other than talk about the mission, he passed the level while lying down, and even got the treasure box of the red rank~ cool!

Zong Nie didn't hide anything, and talked about the task process in detail——

Compared with Nan Xing's lying win, the tasks he encountered were cumbersome and troublesome.

First came the door-to-door test, and was blocked by two 45-level elite gatekeepers. They had to be defeated, and some questions related to Qixi Festival had to be answered.

If it weren't for the study room at home, they have collected a lot of miscellaneous books one after another. Sometimes at night, the two of them read together, and Nan Xing would explain to him what was written in the book from time to time, and they might have failed to answer the questions.

It was hard to get into the yard.

The task required him to find ingredients and cook them into his "lady"'s favorite food.

The ingredients are distributed in strange places, such as treasure chests, and you have to unlock the code to get the items.

Finally found all the ingredients, there are four recipes for him to choose.

Nan Xing's eyes sparkled: "Brother Zong chose the lion's head with crab powder?"

Zong Nie nodded: "I know you like lion heads and shrimps, but," he smiled, "you like spicy shrimp."

After cooking the food, it was another mob blocking the way.

After fighting and killing, I was asked to pick flowers...

Nan Xing suddenly realized: "It's the props that the NPC asked me to choose!"

They couldn't chat and communicate in private, but the two chose exactly the same thing.

Attributed to Zong Nie's understanding of Nan Xing.

Feeling warm in his heart, Nan Xing was so moved that he wanted to hug his elder brother Zong for a while.

Woo, this man is so good, I can't hold it anymore!

"The ultimate test is guessing riddles." Zong Nie said, "When we meet on the seventh day of the seventh lunar month, I will answer Hehuan."

He apologized: "The answer was wrong, and the boss was angered, which made you wronged."

Nan Xing shook his head again and again.

Why don't you just cover your head with a hijab, what a pity.

A certain person actually has a bit of a guilty conscience: After Brother Zong told him, every level the other party encountered was actually designated by him... When he was guessing the riddle, he said the word "dead", and saw the boss laughing so hard... Carefree, in her opinion, doesn't it mean to kill Brother Zong to death!

Thanks to Brother Zong's strong fighting ability.

Dealing with the level 60 boss, if he is not killed within the time limit, then he has the chance to be "pointed with autumn fragrance".

Speaking of "autumn fragrance"...

Nan Xing asked curiously, "How did Brother Zong recognize me?"

Even when there are hundreds of people with him and covering their heads, they are exactly the same, right?

Zong Nie wrote lightly: "When I was fighting the boss, I paid attention to the gait of each NPC when it came out."

Nan Xing exclaimed: "Bull beep!"

Zong Nie smiled lightly: "The stars are the most distinctive, easy to recognize."

Nan Xing was a little shy, with a little expectation: "Why is it different?"

Zong Nie pondered for a moment before saying, "Cute."

Nanxing: "..."

How can you describe people walking cutely?

And, how many times has Brother Zong described him as "cute" in a certain way?

He's not rolling, why is he so cute?

Thinking of a saying in modern times, a man praises a woman for being cute, which means that this woman is not attractive to him... Men should be the same for men, right?

Eh?

Nan Xing suddenly patted his forehead: He forgot the most important point, brother Zong's sexual orientation!

"What's wrong?" Zong Nie said with concern.

"I suddenly realized that today is Qixi Festival, cough," Nan Xing tried not very cleverly, "it can be regarded as Valentine's Day...Brother Zong, at your age, what, have you ever thought about starting a family?"

Zong Nie lowered his eyes and said calmly, "I haven't thought about it yet."

Nan Xing felt a block in his heart.

I feel like a cat is scratching its paws...

I couldn't help but ask again: "Then, brother Zong hasn't thought about the future, what is the other half like?"

There was a moment of silence.

Nan Xing was a little embarrassed, and wanted to change the subject with a laugh: "Oh, I..."

"Cute." Zong Nie replied out loud.

"what?"

The corner of Zong Nie's mouth slightly raised, and he said calmly: "If in the future...my other half, it must be very cute."

Nan Xing was in full bloom.

How did Brother Zong praise him earlier?

lovely!

That’s right, I’m definitely a super cute~

Someone's heart beats for a moment--

Looking up at the waning moon hanging high, my heart is like a flower. You are right, such a beautiful day, it is a waste not to use it to accomplish good things.

Why don't you push brother Zong when you go home!

I'm so cute, brother Zong may not be able to hold it!

Nan Xing was very proud, with secret pride, thinking that he still had an advantage that no one knew about.

His ass is super upturned~

Back then, he knew a friend of the same nature, who was a weakling, and once met in the school bathroom, the other party stared at his buttocks for a long time.

Turning around, Mimi sent him an invitation to make a date, and Dayi expressed awe-inspiringly that the other party was willing to do it with tears in his eyes because of his perky ass.

The 19-year-old innocent boy was so frightened that he immediately blacklisted the other party.

Not to mention black history.

Nan Xing recalled that he had pinched the back out of curiosity, tsk, it was soft and elastic, it was like QQ candy when pinched, it felt great!

If you let Brother Zong touch it, you might become addicted~ Hey!

The streamer of the golden trumpet flew by——

[Sikong Huzi: Fuck the mastermind, put me in prison again! ]

[Sikong Huzi: I and my wife got married in the game, why can't we make out? ]

[Sikong Huzi: You can't be intimate, you set up a ghost marriage system?You can't be intimate, and what kind of Qixi Festival activities are going on, so that people can't control it! ]

[Sikong Huzi: Oh, my wife, I was wrong, I shut up and serve my sentence seriously! ]

Nanxing: "..."

fuck.

Imagination is too turbulent, forget that the game must be harmonious!

He and Brother Zong are not in a legal relationship. At that time, at least they will be shut down online for seven days, and at worst, their account will be restricted, and it is even possible to persuade them to quit the game.

The fiery heart suddenly cooled down.

Could it be that he is going to send him thousands of miles away to reality?

"I'm home." Zong Nie softly reminded someone who was racing his mind and running on the train.

Nan Xing regained consciousness.

In the dim night, Brother Zong had a handsome face, which made him even more dusty.

The other party is not of a cold personality, but he has a "high mountain flower" temperament.

South star...

Nanxing withered.

Such a man who is like a curling moon, makes people feel ashamed if he is obsessed with him.

"Xing Chen?" Zong Nie was very sensitive, and asked in a low voice, "Why are you suddenly in a bad mood?"

Nan Xing's shame was suddenly soothed.

He groaned and threw himself into the man's arms.

rub rub~

Zong Nie smiled lowly, stroking his head gently: "Go home first, huh?"

Nan Xing's waist suddenly softened.

——Brother Zong, how dare you whisper "hmm" in my ear?

——Aren't you afraid that I'll become a beast and strip you of your clothes?

——If it wasn't for the fucking mastermind...

snort!

A certain person playing a rogue was half-dragged and half-carried by Zong Nie, and carried back home.

"...Aren't you going to open the box?"

Nan Xing reluctantly crawled out of the man's arms.

The atmosphere was so good just now, I almost forgot about the treasure chest.

"Brother Zong, you go."

Nan Xing, who knew that his hands were black, was very obedient.

Zong Nie heard the words and directly opened the box...

"Ah, two hanging copper coins!"

Speaking of it, all the NPCs in this game are cheating and instigating, that is, hidden missions, and they are often given a lot of props, but the money is pitifully tens of hundreds of copper coins.

Ruhua is worthy of being a young lady, she is extravagant!

That's the equivalent of two silver dollars.

Nan Xing happily pulled out the copper coin, pushed it towards Zong Nie, and said in a wealthy tone, "Here, Brother Zong, use it to repair equipment!"

Zong Nie did not refuse.

Nanxing picks up another prize...

[Heart Knot Double Screen] (Gold): Limited item.Designate a target, implement "capture", and force it to enter the state of "peace" and "fixation" for 300 seconds.

Available times: 20/20.

Cooling: 24 hours.

Isn't this the net that tied him up before?

Turned happy.

Disable target skills for up to 5 minutes, rogue enough, he likes it!

[Lanmeng Liujia Songzilian] (red): Limited item.The husband and wife are watered with qi and blood. Once the lotus seeds are ripe, they will "feel pregnant" and give birth to a child in half a month.

Nanxing: ! ! !

What the hell?

"Ta Gu", who can't play river crabs, can get pregnant and have children?

What kind of strange operation is this?

And, most importantly, what is the child born?

Humanoid pet?

Nan Xing struggled, looking through the system's long-winded instructions...

Is it a real child?

It turns out that "Tagu" currently restricts children under the age of 10 from entering.But in reality, couples (husbands) who have a legal relationship can "nurture" an account dedicated to children through [Lanmeng Liujia Songzilian], and their children can log in to this account and play up to 4 games a day under the supervision of their guardians. hours of play.

Nan Xing was embarrassed at first.

I quickly realized that this Song Zilian was exactly the "rare and rare treasure" that the big brother said before!

Never heard of such a prop.

He reckoned that launching this during the Qixi Festival was a test of the waters?

Regardless of whether it was testing the waters or not, he and Brother Zong were alone, and had no marriage relationship, let alone children.

This thing can be taken to auction!

How many local tyrants have been taken advantage of in "Ta Gu"!

It's time for another wave of wool.

Nan Xing happily told Zong Nie about his imagination.

Zong Nie never denied his decision.

"Get rich!"

The man laughed: "There is another prize," he said with a strange expression, "Don't you want to see it?"

Nan Xing, who was caught in the eyes of money, couldn't wait to check the last prop...

The red one is fashion?

The outfit he changed earlier disappeared after leaving the special scene.

It turned out that they were put together in the customs clearance treasure box... huh?

Nan Xing stared round.

One finger hooks up the "couture" strap.

Belly, apron?

It doesn't seem to count, like a suspender skirt, short and revealing.

"..."

Suddenly remembered the whispers that NPC whispered in his ear...

fuck.

Ruhua, aren't you from the FFF group?

Why did you change your gender, and "understanding" gave people sexy underwear? !

The author has something to say: (*) The lines are from Li Shangyin's "Xin Wei Qi Xi".