Ye Shangxian, eat well and drink well! [Mountains and rivers x food language]

There are no bamboo shoots to grab in the mountains in autumn, so Xiaoyi searched around and picked some fruits.

There are hawthorn trees here, and some persimmons, chestnuts, and oranges.

Chestnuts have a higher starch content. Xiaoyi plucked chestnuts from a few trees and tied them around her waist with a skirt, so that the bag weighed nearly five catties.

But Ye Baiyi wants to eat meat, he needs energy for cultivation.

Although there are flying birds at this altitude, they are all meaty.

Xiaoyi looked around, but still couldn't find a suitable one. She suddenly remembered that Wen Kexing seemed to have caught some fish, and it seemed that she could try to get some from him.

The sun came out, the fog in the woods slowly dissipated, and the temperature rose a bit. Xiao Yi returned to the campsite with chestnuts in her bag.

... She found that Ye Baiyi was arguing with Wen Kexing, spitting all over the place.

"Don't even think about it!!!!" Ye Baiyi's big white sleeves clattered open, and he was protecting the trolley with one hand, as if protecting his own flesh and blood, with an offended expression on his face, "The clothes she wore Is it something you can get your hands on?!!!——Wishful thinking!!!!”

Those were his wife's clothes, he didn't dare to touch them too much, why did this group of people want to borrow them to wear them.

Ye Baiyi was furious. He stared at Wen Kexing and Zhou Zishu viciously, feeling that they were two white-eyed wolves.

Zhang Chengling shivered and practiced his sword in the back, unwilling to look directly at this scene, Zhou Zishu coughed and couldn't speak, his brows knit together.

Wen Kexing stood in front of him, beeping and beeping plausibly: "Isn't it just borrowing a piece of clothing to keep out the cold, not everyone is as dirty as you, old monster? Brainstorm those who have and don't have it!!! Now the child It’s almost freezing, you don’t even have the most basic benevolence, so many clothes, borrowing a coat, did you let your blood out or something, did it cause you pain??? Are you an iron cock plucking hair? Difficult???" Wen Kexing stretched out a middle finger, cursing more and more smoothly.

Ye Baiyi sneered, and immediately retorted: "Little beast, do you see that you are asking for help??? When you open your mouth and stretch out your hand, how can you—" —Why, so energetic? So capable? So capable??? Then why didn’t you teach that child’s inner strength earlier? Teach him a set of peerless inner strength. If he runs dozens of weeks every morning and evening, will he still be cold? It’s not cold at all! If you don’t teach people internal strength, you will be dumbfounded when the child is sick, and start teaching people to wear skirts! You don’t know how to plan for a rainy day, and you are shy to ask for the girl’s clothes, ah little beast, who gave it to you Face???"

"..."

Xiaoyi watched this scene from afar, not knowing what kind of story it was for a while.

Ye Baiyi: The little skirt that protects the best wife in the world.

Xiaoyi: "...Senior Ye."

It took her a long time to understand the scene, and then walked over to gently persuade the fight: "Senior Ye, stop arguing, let me lend him one."

"How can that be done! That's yours..." Ye Baiyi tried to say something more, but Wen Kexing immediately beamed to Xiao Yi with a radiant face: "—Ms. Yi, Gao Yi, Wen is grateful!"

"...Miss Yi is reasonable, beautiful and kind-hearted, she is really a celestial being! Sure enough, the essence of love is complementarity, and Wen completely understands everything!" Wen Kexing's smile gradually became sincere.

Xiaoyi: "..."

Xiao Yi rummaged through the pile of clothes for a while, and picked out a linen-colored fleece cloak.

The poncho design is not particularly feminine, has no bows, and is very warm.

Xiao Yi stuffed this to Wen Kexing: "Take it and wear it to Young Master Zhang, as if I gave it to him. This dress is actually new."

It should be very comfortable to wear the cloak during the day and cover it with a quilt at night.

Wen Kexing accepted it readily, and glared at Ye Baiyi with the victor's attitude, and Ye Baiyi stared back fiercely: "...the little bastard is still arrogant after begging for food!?"

Wen Kexing rolled his eyes, and was about to turn back, Xiaoyi stopped him apologetically: "Mr. Wen."

"Have you any extra fish? I saw you caught a lot yesterday."

Xiao Yi made a gesture, and his eyes drifted towards a bamboo tube on Longxiao's wheelchair: "If possible, I hope you can cut some of them..."

This is actually a deal, not unilateral begging.

Xiaoyi needs this to cook, and wants to give Ye Baiyi some nutrition, he is cultivating after all.

Wen Kexing didn't like it, because he fished it for Zhou Zishu to restore his body: "Miss Yi, I'm afraid Wen can only spare one..." He doesn't have to eat it himself, but Zhou Zishu's share cannot be given away.

"Only you have a lot of problems!!!!!!"

Ye Baiyi stretched out his sleeves, the good guy finally had his turn, "You still say that other people don't pull out a penny, look at yourself! One fish, one fish for a down cloak???—Who gave you a face? ??" It's not easy to defend the ring, but it's fun to fight, and Ye Baiyi's fighting spirit continues to soar.

"You should give us that whole bucket of fish. It's only a little bit of meat, and it's not half as heavy as that cloak! You just caught it normally, but we bought it from a craftsman for a lot of money! !!!!"

"Do you think you are the only one who can fish? Me too! She can too! Fishing is a simple skill, as long as you put in the time, effort, and patience, you can get something!!!! Because fish are everywhere, There are small lakes all over the mountains and plains, but the clothes are different, only we have the clothes!!! It is a priceless treasure, and you little beast, you use such crude and primitive materials to try to exchange priceless treasures with us! And you are not willing!!! !"

"Xiaoyi! Go get your clothes back! Let's go fishing now! I'll fish for you!!!!" Ye Baiyi yelled angrily.

"..."

Xiaoyi: "..."

Cockfighting is scary.

The battlefield without gunpowder is full of murderous opportunities.

Ye Baiyi rushed forward and started grabbing Xiaoyi's clothes, Wen Kexing started to dodge, scolding him for being unreasonable while running away.

Zhou Zishu watched this scene speechlessly, and as the content of Wen Kexing's scolding gradually increased, he began to understand the essence of the matter: "Old Wen! Forget it!!!! I don't eat fish anymore!!! !!!!"

"It's just a basket of fish. If we don't eat this meal, we can fish again! Ahem..." Zhou Zishu felt that these two people just wanted to quarrel, and sparks sparked with lightning at one point.

Obviously it was a very simple problem, if he didn't eat fish for a meal, or for a while, he wouldn't die, and fish soup was not a panacea, nor could it cure a cold.

"..." Xiaoyi also had the same feeling, as if they just wanted to compete.

It may be that their spouses are watching the battle, so they don't want to lose this round.

"...Young Master Zhou, let's stop them." Xiaoyi decided to join forces with Zhou Zishu to save the earth.

"...Okay." Zhou Zishu accepted her request to form a team.

……

Two campfires were merged.

Xiaoyi cooks by herself and cooks meals for five people.Long Xiao is not included.

Both Zhou Zishu and Ye Baiyi drank the fish soup. The broth was rich and nourishing, and hawthorn was added to it for an appetizer.

Every fish has been cleaned carefully. The smelly viscera inside is picked out and thrown away, washed and filled with chestnuts and wild fruits.

Ye Baiyi and Wen Kexing sat diagonally, each buried their heads in their meals, and they still didn't let up.

They were separated by Xiao Yi, Zhou Zishu, Zhang Chengling, and Long Xiao's wheelchair.

Zhou Zishu and Xiaoyi looked at each other and began to try to adjust the atmosphere.

Zhou Zishu: "Miss Yi's craftsmanship is really extraordinary. This fish soup is sweet and delicious, with a unique flavor. After eating a bowl, I feel that my limbs and bones are warmed up. It is a good choice for nourishing the middle and Qi..." He said In the middle, Wen Kexing stuffed him with a new bowl all of a sudden, interrupting his rainbow fart chanting.

Wen Kexing: "Ah Xu likes to drink more, drink more!!!!!!!" Let the old monster have no soup to drink.

Zhou Zishu: "..."

Zhou Zishu took the fish soup in embarrassment, and Wenya drank it: "...Thank you, Old Wen."

"..." Teammates were easily killed, and Xiaoyi lamented inwardly.

She replaced Zhou Zishu and continued to maintain the peace of the universe: "Mr. Zhou really should drink more. It's cold in late autumn, and your physical condition is easier to catch cold. Drink it and sweat a little. It can be used as a medicinal diet, as long as you don't feel weak anymore. Aversion to the cold..." In the middle of her words, Ye Baiyi suddenly stretched out his hand, hugged her around the waist and pressed her into his arms, the movement was very strong, so her rainbow fart singing also stopped.

Ye Baiyi: "I am also cold, and I am also weak and afraid of the cold." Only by hugging my wife can I warm up.

"Ye...Senior Ye..." Xiao Yi's face was flushed, she struggled a bit, and Ye Baiyi put down the fish soup directly, turned her whole body sideways, and hugged her ambiguously on his lap.

Ye Baiyi raised his eyebrows confidently: "—I'm just cold."

"Old monster, you are from Changming Snow Mountain, okay, who are you fooling!!!!!!!" Wen Kexing put down the soup and cursed.

"Old Wen..." Zhou Zishu coughed falsely, trying to attract Wen Kexing's firepower.

At the same time, Xiaoyi began to crawl out of Ye Baiyi's arms with hands and feet, but Ye Baiyi held her down with great strength, causing her to just flop around on the spot: "Senior Ye..."

"..."

The scene gradually became chaotic, and the only minor, Zhang Chengling, was forced to watch all this. He lowered his head and drank the fish soup cautiously, concentrating on drinking the fish soup. That's it, it feels like it will evolve into R18 in the next second, this is not suitable for watching while eating.

The fish soup is really delicious. Zhang Chengling has never tasted such a delicious thing in his life. The recipe is ingenious, very appetizing, and very mellow. Can't stop.

...but the problem is that this is not a suitable environment for eating.

The situation gradually intensified and escalated. Ye Baiyi continued to confront Wen Kexing, and Xiao Yi continued to try to escape on top of him, all in vain, bumping and bumping. She began to feel changes in Ye Baiyi's body, and her breathing rhythm became wrong.

...Xiaoyi began to fear, she didn't take the medicine, if Ye Baiyi did that kind of thing, both of them would be ruined.

Being directly and humanely destroyed by Jiuzhongtian, there is no future from now on.

"Ye...Ye Baiyi, let go...this really won't work..." Xiaoyi tried to discuss, her voice was so small that she could hardly hear her, and her body was also a little weak. Chemical reactions are usually not one-sided. After all, she and Ye Baiyi is more affectionate than Jin Jian, with a special tacit understanding.

Ye Baiyi gritted his teeth and bowed his head: "Then don't move around!" Cockfighting is his motivation in life, so he doesn't want to run away.

Xiao Yi really didn't move, she sprawled out and lay on Ye Baiyi's body. The confinement of Ye Baiyi's arms was slightly loosened, but the situation did not improve at all.

Dry wood and fire will burn at the touch of a button.

And at this critical moment.

A very strange voice suddenly joined the chat room.

"...It smells so good, what does it smell like?" Long Xiao opened his eyes, dressed in bamboo, feeling like he had arrived in heaven.

The author has something to say:

Long Xiao: Who am I, where do I come from, and where am I going.

Long Xiao: ...Can I also have a mouthful of fish soup that belongs to me?

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In fact, I once thought about starting a group of Ye Baiyichu, and then becoming the light of the cold circle and the king of fried cold rice.

But I feel that the essence of senior Ye Baiyichu is a dangerous esoteric spiritual substance, which cannot escape the fate of harming each other, injuring each other, and robbing each other of San value. In the end, no one can learn or sleep.Ushered in the end amid wild laughter.

Fans follow the Lord, no one knows better than us how to injure our teammates and ourselves, and hit the shocking crit.

After a week, my friend and I were both close to death.And this is just two people, that can be like this.

The friend felt confused: "...No one told me that the white clothes of the kitchen leaf don't let people sleep?"

Me: "...To be honest, this problem has been confusing me for two months." No one told me that Chef Ye Baiyi would forget to eat and drink water, and eventually lead to dehydration and seek medical treatment.

The Changming Mountain Sword Immortal went down to kill ghosts, and took a lot of potassium and free water from my body along the way.

Let me review the knowledge points of the sodium potassium pump in a practical way for a while, and have a deeper understanding of the regulation of osmotic pressure in the internal environment.

In biological competition, human life is like gold. This is an experience that has never been seen before.

So my friend started to adjust his schedule, and I also started to exercise.

Ye Baiyichuzhi actively saved himself.

... In short, for the sake of health, I temporarily suppressed the idea of ​​building a group. Nothing is more important than health. (…)

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I believe that every day like this, I am tortured by the cruelty from the chat window and the comment area, and I am forced to run around the park every day to exercise my body and tame my brain, so as not to stop laughing. In less than half a month, I will become an SSS-level spirit A strong man gradually becomes a strong man both mentally and physically. In his life, he has never been so serious about exercising, but it is a forced move.

The road to body forging of a pure-blood crispy mage.

Ye Baiyi, an existence that makes people stand up after being broken.

One day when my physical strength reaches the standard, Jianqun will not hurt me anymore.

Since then, develop a virtuous cycle of brain health and fitness for sustainable development.

...What I can't kill makes me stronger.

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So the cross talk program I bring to you today is the profound Chinese culture—the mystery of idioms.

In a later chapter I wrote about Ye Baiyi doing laundry.

The content I discussed with my friends has nothing to do with the content of that chapter, it is purely a meaningless expansion.

Friend: "Ye Baiyi washes the clothes, and the clothes shrink."

Friend: "—Tighten your clothes and return home."

I conceived the picture for a while, and was hit hard in an instant, and the logic was self-consistent for a long time...Suddenly I corrected her: "The clothes are tight but still fragrant."

friend:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

I was cracked, and so was my friend.

Me: "...No, forget it, it feels terrible." Idiom, not a single word is full of romance.

Friend: "Enemy of Yisheng."

Me: "From the abyss."

Me: "...Ye Baiyi: I don't want this dress anymore."

Friend: "Clothes are indispensable."

Friend: "Careful!"

Me: "..." I cracked again.

I started exercising in my dorm room, refraining from laughing wildly.

Me: "The third group is raising their legs, my sports coach."

Friend: "Damn clothes."

How could my friend be willing to stop here? As Ye Baiyi's chef, he would be addicted to severely injuring his teammates.

Friend: "The clothes are useless."

Me: "I don't want to give up."

Friend: "The clothes are gone and never returned."

Me: "...I lost, I admit defeat, you are my sports coach."

Friend: "Ye Baiyi is unbearable."

Me: "...you really, kill me first, and then make me laugh out loud. And you're done."

Friend: "Maybe this is Chef Ye Baiyi."

"Ye Baiyi Kitchen"

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Ye Baiyichu will eventually become a wardrobe.

And Ye Baiyi will become Ye Bai.