Ye Shangxian, eat well and drink well! [Mountains and rivers x food language]

Zhou Zishu and Wen Kexing were woken up after all, they walked over with each other's support, watching Long Xiao's racing.

Long Xiao has been carrying Zhang Chengling around in circles, making O-shape and 8-shape for a while, trying to get Ye Baiyi's attention.

"What's the situation with this person, Chengling doesn't matter?" Zhou Zishu turned his head and asked Ye Baiyi, seeing that he didn't seem nervous at all.

"It's okay, this person is trying to ask for help, we are going to Longyuan Pavilion, maybe it will be useful." Ye Baiyi shrugged and said indifferently.

Zhang Chengling is full of his true energy now. Although the attack power is difficult to say, the defense power must be fully pulled. No matter how this crumpled thing in a wheelchair is manipulated, it should not be able to do anything to him.

This is a good opportunity to learn, the Long family is a strong enemy, Ye Baiyi thinks that Zhang Chengling should cherish this opportunity.

Enemies of this level are usually difficult to encounter.

"You can't miss this opportunity, you guide this kid to fight! I'll pinch his tail off." Ye Baiyi casually told Zhou Zishu, pointing his toes, he floated up.

Ye Baiyi plunged into the dense forest and began to look for the traces of the poisonous scorpion and the four major assassins.

The poisonous scorpion and the four major assassins are a group, so Xie Jieliubo should be the poisonous scorpion.

This kid still has Xiao Yi's recipe book in his hand, he cares about it so much, he must get it back, and then use it to see things and think about others.

……

Zhou Zishu and Wen Kexing arrived, and Zhang Chengling became nervous.

The feelings of these two people are very different from Ye Baiyi. Ye Baiyi's temperament is very casual. If you scold you, you can scold you, and if you laugh at you, you can laugh at him. A little bit of a natural person.

When Rong Xuan went down the mountain to make a fuss, he didn't even bother to chase after him, and only went out after a long time to see what was going on.

But Zhou Zishu is different. He has obsessive-compulsive disorder, and both he and Wen Kexing have a tendency to tremble slightly.

One is a person from the Skylight spy agency, and the other is the king of all ghosts in Qingya Mountain Ghost Valley. He has tortured countless people throughout his life and robbed them of their San value.

"..." Being watched by these two eyes, Zhang Chengling's blood pressure began to rise.

Unable to continue to be passive, he must start his performance.

"Let... let go!" Zhang Chengling stretched out his hands symmetrically, drawing on the gourd, and also grabbed Long Xiao's collar.

Zhou Zishu: "..."

Long Xiao was suffocated by his grasp, the two grabbed each other, Zhang Chengling was still half-hanging in the air, the wheelchair suddenly stalled, and began to stumble towards the depths of the forest.

The surrounding trees were very dense, Zhang Chengling passed by a tree, and suddenly Fuzhi used Liuyun Jiugong step in his mind.

"Boom!!!!" Zhang Chengling kicked the tree.

"Wow!!!!!!" Long Xiao flew upside down with his wheelchair and Zhang Chengling.

The tree broke in two and collapsed.

With a sound of "Boom", the wheelchair was suddenly stopped by Long Xiao, and instantly turned upside down.

All of a sudden, the sound of jingling was endless, and many silver needles and hidden weapons fell out of the reserve bag, like a money bag being shaken open, and the ground was shining brightly.

Long Xiao: The blue and purple equipment is falling.

In fact, Long Xiao and Zhang Chengling were no longer in the wheelchair, just when they were overturned, the two of them wrestled and flew out, rolling around in the woods.

Long Xiao was still tearing at Zhang Chengling's lapel. He had already realized that this child might be unusual. Although he might not be the apprentice of the Sword Immortal, he had a terrifying and unbelievably profound cultivation.

Fortunately, he doesn't seem to have found the most suitable fighting skills yet. He has a lot of money in his pocket, but he doesn't know how to spend it.

It is still possible to strangle him now.

Long Xiao pinched Zhang Chengling's neck, and the latter punched him on the lower abdomen, and his true energy poured straight into his internal organs. He suffered this blow: "The two people over there, I have no malicious intentions, I just want to temporarily Join hands with you to deal with the poisonous scorpion forces! Uh..." Zhang Chengling punched him again, and then pushed him to the ground.

"Take this man down, and make breakfast quickly." Zhou Zishu urged him, "I have to do my homework later, and your footing is still unstable. I've been watching you fall and fall, so it's not shameful."

Wen Kexing squatted beside the wheelchair left by Long Xiao, stretched out his hand and poked a machine gun, and something flew out.

Wen Kexing: "Oh!" This is so fun.

With a smile on his face, Wen Kexing picked up the fallen equipment one by one and put them in his pocket.

Zhou Zishu: "..."

"Boom!!!" Zhang Chengling continued to beat Long Xiao. He rode on the man, beating him until he spurted blood, "Master, should I continue beating?" He felt that Long Xiao was very strong. Stop beating him so easily, he might stand up and give him a knife in no time.

Zhang Chengling walked all the way, with a deep delusion of being persecuted, he was obviously super strong but overly cautious.

"Acupressure! Are you in a daze!!!!" Zhou Zishu broke down.

Long Xiao had already been beaten until he could only breathe in, not get out. Zhang Chengling continued to beat him indiscriminately, and he might beat this person to death.

... This person has a relationship with Longyuan Pavilion. Zhou Zishu knows the identity of this person, so he feels that it is better to keep it.

"If you continue to fight, you will have to give him artificial respiration and cardiopulmonary resuscitation!" Seeing that Zhang Chengling was still beating, Zhou Zishu punched one after another, and Long Xiao didn't even have blood to bleed. Zhou Zishu was really about to be beaten. He was overwhelmed, "Stop! Cheng Ling! Stop! - It's okay! He has no power to resist!!!!!!"

"..." Zhang Chengling stood up cautiously and retreated step by step.

Gradually retreating to Zhou Zishu's side, he still stared at Long Xiao vigilantly, in case this person suddenly retaliates violently.

In fact, Long Xiao had passed out for a long time, he had been beaten so badly that he was about to lose blood and go into shock.

Not to mention anti-killing, he needs an oxygen mask now.

"Master..." Zhang Chengling looked at Zhou Zishu anxiously. He felt that he did not perform well in the previous battle.

Most of the combat skills were not used properly. From the beginning to the end, they all relied on conditioned reflexes, like a very tasteless street brawl after drinking.

But he couldn't control himself, mainly because Long Xiao looked too scary.

Looking at that face up close makes one unable to think.

Zhou Zishu sighed and waved to him: "...you go fetch water and cook!"

This child has just acquired true energy, so he can only waste it if he doesn't know how to use it. Zhou Zishu feels that he should not be too discouraged. At this stage, Zhang Chengling actually needs his guidance. He needs to learn how to use true energy correctly to fight, and use it at the right time. way to move.Ye Baiyi didn't count as stealing his apprentice, but instead gave him a better teaching platform.

The current Zhang Chengling should be able to use many advanced combat skills better.

Zhang Chengling obediently went to cook. Zhou Zishu glanced at Wen Kexing who was squatting and tinkering with the wheelchair, and felt that he was addicted.

He looks like he wants to use the wheelchair for himself.

If Wen Kexing didn't come to help, Zhou Zishu walked over to clean up Long Xiao alone.

Zhou Zishu formed a formula with two fingers, crackling and sealing Long Xiao's acupoints all over his body, temporarily stabilizing his injury, and waiting for Ye Baiyi to come back for treatment.

Zhou Zishu took a closer look and felt that this person had multiple traumatic fractures in his ribs, shoulder bones, forearm, and hip bones.

The organs are actually fine, but there are too many fractures.

I don't know how Ye Baiyi plans to treat him, whether he has to put his whole body in plaster.

...or simply throw it away.

……

The most powerful doctor, Ye Baiyi, didn't know that a critically ill patient was registered and was dying waiting for his treatment.

In fact, Ye Baiyi had just slipped out not far away, his lightness kung fu was superb, coupled with the achievements of his cultivation, his actions were like ghosts and ghosts, quietly hiding in the mist, like a cloud.

However, at the moment, he is doing two things at once, searching for the poisonous scorpion and chatting with Xiaoyi at the same time, two scenes in front of his eyes and in his mind, two screens spread out at the same time, very absent-minded.

Ye Baiyi: Hanging up.

Ye Baiyi, who was on-hook, didn't observe the ground carefully at all, but only occasionally glanced to see if there were any figures passing by. Anyway, the poisonous scorpion assassin couldn't be dedicated to hiding all the time, he would always eat and sleep.

Ye Baiyi's main energy is on Xiao Yi's side, and Xiao Yi is sharing his five senses with him, walking in the empty mulberry.

She just got up, and as soon as she changed her clothes, she connected to the communication while washing, and brushed Ye Baiyi's teeth live.

Ye Baiyi: "..." The smell of toothpaste is conveyed through the connected five senses, it seems to be mint.

On the day Ye Baiyi confessed his dementia, he was forced to eat mint raw, and he was deeply impressed by the taste.

"Can you change the flavor of toothpaste, do you have to use mint flavor?" Ye Baiyi asked in pain, he was a little ptsd about this flavor.

"It's okay, I like this kind of fresher one. I still have a tube of green tea flavor, lemon flavor, and aloe vera flavor. I'll give you a try tomorrow and the day after tomorrow."

After Xiaoyi brushed her teeth, she began to wash her face and comb her hair. Ye Baiyi felt that she was being washed and combed her hair in succession.

"The sun is just right, and the spring is strong! A new day has arrived! Senior Ye, good morning!" Xiao Yi wiped her face with a towel, her tone cheerful and excited, feeling that the elderly would like this way of greeting.

"..."

Ye Baiyi: "..."

What's the matter with this annoying tone.

Xiaoyi went to eat after combing her hair. Ye Baiyi saw the soup again, and this time he felt the taste of the food by the way.

This taste is really delicious. He hasn't eaten such delicious food for a long time. After Xiao Yi left the team, his food has been poor. Wen Kexing's craftsmanship is not bad, but he can't compare with Xiao Yi. Zhang Chengling's craftsmanship... there is no such thing.

Ye Baiyi was immersed in the joy of eating in the clouds, for a moment he forgot that he was hunting Xie Jieliubo.

……

Beauty misleads people, food misleads people.

Ye Baiyi fished and hung up the phone all morning, but he didn't find anything.

In the early morning, the white mist gradually dissipated. After Xiao Yi finished his lunch and said that he was going to take a nap, he came back to his senses and found that not only did he not catch Xie Jieliubo and his party, but he also lost Zhang Chengling and the others.

He used lightness kung fu to float too far by himself at random, and didn't pay attention to remembering the way. When he looked back suddenly, he felt that everything was so strange.

Ye Baiyi: "..." Why did things become like this.

The author has something to say:

Ye Baiyi: Lost in happiness.

Long Xiao: Great praise for the funeral.

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Wow!There are 81 chapters!

what does that mean?This means that Ye Baiyi will be ashamed.

Counting down to chapter 3, the martial arts genius Changmingshan Sword Immortal will appear in the animal world all night, hitting everyone hard.

Director/Action Director: A ruthless and pragmatic bio-competitor.

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I am about to move, so today I made an appointment with the agent lady to show me the house.

Every time I look at a room, I will ask: "Where is the escape route? Where is the fire door? Is there an external escape staircase?" Then I inspect every detail related to fire protection and earthquake resistance.

Before moving into any place, I will conceive the disaster response measures in advance. No matter where the fire breaks out from, I will have enough time to detect and escape.

The intermediary lady didn't understand this, so I was stunned by my question.

Miss intermediary: "...you are so special, you are the most special customer I have ever received, and no one has ever asked me this before."

Me: "...ah, because it's scary to have an old house on fire, and I plan ahead."

……

……

In fact, I have said so much, I just want to tell you one thing.

Gentlemen, there is still time to escape! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

That old house in Chapter 84.5 caught fire is really a big problem! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

It is really not something that mere mortals can easily read! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

People who read it lost their eyes! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Although there is no OOC, or rather, there is no OOC, but, but it is really not a man! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

To be in the fairy class, you must first give up being a human being! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Ye Baiyi I'm sorry! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !Really sorry! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

The words Senior Ye, as well as the cold and arrogant image of the Changming Mountain Sword Immortal, were destroyed from then on.

Although I think about it in reverse, it seems that his image has been destroyed by me since Chapter 7, and I keep repeating a process of breaking and building.

But this time it was really scary, very subversive.

This is originally the content of the super outline. I didn’t have this in my outline. It will appear in this world only because I saved the manuscript and wrote that when he washed his marrow, it was not Xiao Yi who empathized with him, but strong empathy. Ye Baiyi is in more pain than him, this pain seriously threatens my health regimen, Ye Baiyi is fine, his attending physician is crazy, his operation is very successful, his bed left the operating room safely, the attending physician Mint Ye's operation The knife produced a will of its own and began to attack the only living thing in the room, me.Mint Ye fought with his scalpel for [-] rounds, dripping with blood, and finally couldn't take it anymore, and asked Ye Baiyi if he wanted to be a man in his speech.

And sure enough, everyone obeyed my will, so I poured the scalpel into a bottle of vodka, one problem was solved, and a new one was created.

After two weeks, I have successfully tamed the scalpel and made peace with it, but I can't tame the "animal world" I created, the absurdity will accumulate, my brain is good at bartering and paying Right, I can use strange logic to perform self-consistent equivalent substitutions, which have severely damaged my energy. They will eventually appear in this world in a different form, usually in a perfect and equally powerful reverse form. Just like giving me a bottle of meth, my brain will not listen to me, and automatically replace it with a bottle of sodium thiosulfate with the same volume and concentration.

KCN＋Na2S2O3==KSCN＋Na2SO3

With my brain, I can't get these latter two peaceful products, I can only convert the strong oxidizing agent into a strong reducing agent.

The strong oxidant will take away your electrons, making you repeat the process of losing and destroying. You will be cut into flesh and blood, bloodletting, blood volume will be deducted, and you will lose everything.And once the strong reducing agent I produced is swallowed down, you will be forced to absorb countless electrons, a gift from the abyss, and the valence will change from positive to negative in an instant, rolling all the way down the steps, and finally being electrocuted.

This is the essence of my logical self-consistent passive skills.

Turn one hazard into another.

...And the divalent sulfur is really nothing. The reduction of my brain is epic after all, and it is the last one before the first group of radioactive elements.

The world's strongest reducing agent

Element 55

- Cesium (Cs).

……

But this time, what caused me to trigger the uncontrollable logical self-consistent content of the near-death was Ye Baiyi's heart-wrenching pain of never seeing his loved one again.

Xiaoyi melted the thick ice of the entire snow mountain in Ye Baiyi's heart with sunlight, and then planted fragrant flowers all over the mountains and plains. The time that belonged to her came to an end. She had no time to say goodbye, so she walked away and left him a room full of fragrance. .And Ye Baiyi carried the bag on his back, and carried the garden with one heart to walk in the world, just like taking Xiaoyi to travel thousands of miles in mountains and rivers, complete and lonely.

...And my self-consistent product of emergency self-rescue passive logic, the absolute opposite of the above content, is a mental pollutant with a high concentration of hormones, and its name is: It's the season again.

As fierce as the knife before, so fierce is the car in this chapter.

My brain is always so obsessive, it defends absolute fairness, conservation of energy.

and so.

... 56 languages, combined into one sentence:

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