On the Methods and Skills of Keeping Gods

Before going to bed, Quan Nagi took out the record player and wanted to listen to a few songs, but after he put the record on it, no music sounded.

After checking the machine strangely, he found that the turntable of the record player had stopped spinning.He took off the center locking plate of the turntable and opened the plastic disc. It turned out that the drive belt of the internal movement was broken.

It's kind of weird, because straps are more likely to fall off in general, and when he took the strap out, the break was flat, not like a natural break.

"..."

He seemed to know who the culprit was.

"Satoru, my record player is broken." He turned to look at Gojo Satoru who was lying on the bed, and told him about it.

The white-haired lover groaned on the bed, and the quilt turned up in waves: "Hey, what's wrong?"

"I don't know, maybe it's been in disrepair for a long time." He said, and he put the record mechanism back into the field.

Looking at Nagi Izumi who was just planning to go to bed, Gojo Satoru asked curiously: "Whatever? Didn't you just get a long-awaited record today? Are you really not listening to it?"

Turning over and hugging Gojo Satoru, leaning his head against his cheek, Izumi Nagi replied: "Well, just buy a new one tomorrow."

The second method is to deliberately damage the object's beloved things.

failure.

The next day, Gojo Satoru thought of another way.

After Izumi Nagi finished making dinner, she sighed deeply on purpose.When he asked why, he hesitantly turned his face sideways and didn't dare to look at him: "I don't have much appetite, hey, I want to eat tempura..."

He spread his fingers and peeked at Izumi Nagi's expression from between his fingers.It's a waste of his time to give advice until the meal is finished, so he won't be happy... right?

Nagi Izumi, who just picked up the chopsticks, was stunned for a moment, and then put it down gently. He looked at Gojo Satoru with concern: "Is it because you are not feeling well?"

Standing up, he reached out and touched Wujo Wu's forehead, feeling it with the magic power.After confirming that there was nothing wrong with his health, Quan Nagi breathed a sigh of relief: "Then let's go now, I'll see if I can book a seat on the way."

Picking up his phone and clicking a few times, he suddenly raised his head and cast an apologetic look: "However, the better restaurants can't be booked, can we just make up for it today? Next time we go to the one we used to eat before. Or I'll ask the owner to see if he can allocate a table for us?"

Dumbfounded as Izumi Nagi made all the arrangements swiftly and vigorously, Gojo Satoru was dragged out the door before he even had time to say a word.

The third method is to deliberately criticize the labor achievements of the lover.

failure.

Sure enough, the methods on the forum are too weak, how could Nagi be dissatisfied with him because of these things.Gojo Satoru raised his head proudly and posted Izumi Nagi's reaction online, while he began to think about the next method.

At night, when Izumi was pressing on him and was about to go deep, he suddenly felt a resistance blocking him out.

His drooping eyes opened suddenly, and he silently raised his eyes to look at Gojo Satoru.

Matching a pair of dark pupils, Gojo Satoru's blue eyes blinked innocently and then looked elsewhere.

Seeing him like this, Izumi smiled directly.

The shock of the other party's laughter was transmitted through the connected body, and Gojo Satoru suddenly had a bad premonition.

He seemed to have screwed up, and when he wanted to make amends and apologize directly, a white tail stretched out from the top of his head and entangled his body, and the mouth he just opened was directly blocked by the tip of the tail.

"!?"

"No." Izumi Nagi pitifully picked up a strand of hair on the side of his ear with his hand, but the movement under his body firmly pierced forward, "You can't admit defeat now, Wu. Don't worry, I I'll help you hold on, come on."

He was still smiling, the corners of his mouth curled up very standard, but Gojo Satoru seemed to see a blooming Widowmaker behind him.

Will die, this time for real!

"Hmm! Mmmmm!" Wrong, I was really wrong!

Being blocked by the snake tail, Gojo Satoru looked at Izumi Nagi who smiled more and more gently, and finally realized that there are some things that men cannot provoke. Even if the other party is not human, the gender of male ghosts and gods is also male!

Realizing that he was doomed, he finally accepted his fate with a whimper from his throat: "Goo..."

When No Lower Limit was withdrawn, no one knows except Izumi Nagi.Seeing Gojo Satoru's slightly red eyes, slack pupils and dazed look, Izumi Nagi finally let him go.

Opening his eyes again, Gojo Satoru vowed that he would never provoke Izumi Nagi again with a spell.At least not in the recent period, wait for him to relax for a few days.

At that time last night, he felt that he was going to die for a few moments, but after getting through it, he felt that the feeling of dying was really amazing.

The tip of the tongue quickly added to the dry lips, next time, next time, maybe you can try again?

Finally achieved his goal, Gojo Satoru got his wish and posted a part of the process of making Nagi angry on the Internet.

Finally, I came to the conclusion that my partner would be angry, and very angry.So he didn't lie to me, even if he was hiding it from me, I found out by myself, so you can no longer say that he is not good!

Half of the replies to the post that day were a little bit, not to mention black, even the fans began to think that the host was too much.Obviously everyone just wants to see how your husband will deal with you when he gets angry, but they don't want to know this kind of "disposition"!

As for the sentence "I know what he lied to me" in the reply from the building, it was completely missed by the water friends who had completely missed the point.

The name of the document found in the domain seemed to be a slightly abnormal parent's essay, but when Gojo Satoru opened the first page, he discovered that it was actually a trial document.He was quite familiar with the subject of the trial, the Warlock who was caught some time ago.

So he is dead?With that in mind, Gojo Satoru continued to look down.

In addition to the ten kings' judgment against him in the document, there are also many details about this person's life and deeds, which are so detailed that they make him feel a little uncomfortable.

Although he knew that hell could track down the sins committed in a sinner's life, it was the first time he felt it so intuitively.

Is there no right to privacy in hell?

At first, he just read the warlock's life experience as if it were a storybook, but gradually he found something was wrong.Although there are words such as "couple", "separation", and "relationship problems" on the cover, there is absolutely nothing related to them in the document.

At the end, his face became serious involuntarily.

He realized that this was simply a plan that Quan Nagi had not started to implement, or that it was a piece of pre-information that allowed Quan Nagi to arrange the plan.Why can he be so sure, because there are many comments on the document.

The time, people, events, and the psychological activities of the other party at that time and the impact of their behavior on the future, etc., are all clearly recorded on it, just like reading notes, and the key points are also marked by Izumi Nagi with other colored pens .

What is he trying to do?Why analyze this person in such detail?Gojo Satoru couldn't guess.

After the warlock incident, he realized that he couldn't guess Nagi's thoughts with the current him.

The amount of information held by the other party is far beyond his reach.Therefore, the plan arranged in the other party's mind is not what he can predict. Even if the other party secretly plots against you in his heart, as long as he is not honest, Gojo Satoru has no way to be sure.

When Nagi lost his memory, he could still pull a group of people to help him look at each other.But after he regained his memory and feelings, he could no longer catch any tell, so it could be said that he was invulnerable.

Gojo Satoru re-read the part of the document where Izumi Nagi put more ink, and found that there are two characters, one god and one person.

Ebisu, he knew this god, he was the one who told Nagi that Ebisu had investigated his situation.And according to the records in the document, this is an alien who is clearly a god but also attacks demons and taboos.

So will Nagi approach Ebisu next?

And the one who works with the Warlock.

What happened to Jie, what happened to Qihai and Huiyuan were all calculated behind his back, so many things happened to his companions without his knowing.

Does Nagi know?He must have known, otherwise Jie wouldn't have just defected.Based on his understanding of his best friend, if Xia Youjie really chose to defect because of his hatred for non-artists, he would definitely not be as light as he is now.

It was also the case with Huiyuan and Qihai, he still remembered that Qihai suffered serious injuries during that mission.Although when he was understanding the situation with him, he said that it was because of an error in the information given by the high school, which caused the two students to deal with the first-level task.

But when he wanted to know more about Hui Yuan, that Hui Yuan faltered at him, refusing to say how they escaped.

Now he is fully aware that there is Quan Nagi's shadow behind these things.In addition to these two things that he only knew, Nagi must have made a lot of arrangements and arrangements in more places that he didn't know about.

Do you want to pretend you didn't see it?

After thinking for less than a second, Gojo Satoru vetoed this decision.

Why should I pretend that I didn't see it? Since Nagi chose to hide it from me, why can't I check it myself, just like the time Nagi Quan hid his identity before.

Compared to the fact that his partner cheated on him, Gojo Satoru felt that things had become more interesting!

Quan Nagi is like a treasure mine, waiting for him to dig at any time.Although the current life is very happy, it is also very interesting to encounter such accidents occasionally.

Glancing again at the title of the cover, "How to Solve the Emotional Problems Caused by the Long-term Separation of Husband and Wife", he believed that Izumi Nagi was not a person who would aimlessly, and the title he chose must have something to do with his final goal.

But he didn't know who the "husband and wife" referred to, nor why they separated, let alone the "emotional problem" between them.

But Nagi Izumi paid so much attention to it, he thought that the identity of this "husband and wife" must not be simple, maybe it was a famous couple of gods?

Gojo Satoru decided that he would spend more time in the library, and carefully study Japanese myths and stories to see which "couple" met the two conditions of long-term separation, and then the problems they caused would greatly affect these two conditions.

In the end, even if he couldn't find it himself, wouldn't there be foreign aid?Michizane Sugawara, the god of learning, will definitely know!

Let's compare again this time to see if he discovers Nagi's purpose first or Nagi arranges his plan first.

He made a bet with Quan Nagi in his heart.

If it's a bet, um... let Nagi agree to a request~