On the Methods and Skills of Keeping Gods

The snow on the treetops was a bit heavy. When the wind passed through, the branches trembled slightly, and the snow fell to the ground with a bang. After a short sound, the forest returned to tranquility again, and even the birds fluttered their wings. Nothing happened.

It's like there's no sound here anymore except snow.

When Bishamon received the news, she could feel an increasingly heavy and uncomfortable pressure. This pressure formed a storm eye in her eyes, causing all the sensitive and perceptible creatures around to escape quickly. Only She was still moving stubbornly toward the center.

From a distance, she saw Nagi Izumi leaning against a tree and playing with her mobile phone with her head down. At her feet were two people who had lost consciousness. It seemed that they were the warlocks he mentioned in the news.

As soon as he fell into Bishamen, he was suffocated for a moment by the rotten smell coming from the pavement. He couldn't help frowning and reminded: "Can't you suppress your breath? You can feel it from a long distance."

"Sorry," I apologized but Izumi Nagi's tone couldn't be heard at all, "The taste has been resonated, and I can't help it for the time being."

This reincarnated body was specially made by Hell, just to cover up the smell of the underworld, so that he can move around in this world without any worries, without being noticed by the God of Tianjin.

But once it touches something from hell, its own taste will naturally be lured out.In addition to the lack of technology, it can also remind ghosts and gods outside: the business trip is over, and it is time to come back and continue working.

Handing over the warlock who couldn't bear to faint because of searching for memories, Izumi Nagi went to the entrance of hell in Matsue City, Shimane Prefecture without delay.

Of course, he can also use the words of the underworld to directly open a wind cave and go back to his hometown, but such consequences will have an impact on the lives of ordinary local people. If he doesn't want to make trouble, he can only buy a ticket and take the Shinkansen honestly.

Once the breath of ghosts and gods is resonated, it is difficult for him to hold back.

Along the way, the same smell has attracted many filth from the same hell in my hometown.Fortunately, although those low-level monsters don't have much IQ, once they get close to a certain level, they will understand that although the existence of the breath is a "fellow", it will only be him who really wants to meet "two tears".

Therefore, the scene of "a hundred ghosts walking together" that Bishamon had expected did not take shape, and many gods at most just felt that some demons were in a state of excitement.

The entrance to the Underworld in this world is nothing more than a damp cave in the eyes of ordinary people. Many human beings will touch the rock wall at the end of the cave after walking in out of curiosity.

But the gods who are spirit bodies are different. They can pass through the matter of this world and slowly descend to the gate of hell.There are the gatekeepers of hell, the bull's head and the horse's face.

Today's Izumi Nagi can't go there, because he is still "alive".

Stepping on the slippery rocks, Izumi Nagi ignored the low-level monsters hiding in the dark.This is a place where Gao Tianyuan God will never set foot in his life. Apart from the disagreement between the two forces, it is more because they will feel physical discomfort here.

To them, the smell here is as disgusting as a rotten stinky ditch, but for an existence like Izumi Nagi who has lived in hell since childhood, it is so familiar and nostalgic, so it was drawn out by the words of the underworld The breath became more intense.

Not long after walking, a black figure in kimono appeared at the end of the road.That is Ghost Lantern, the assistant official of the Yama Hall, the fifth hall of hell, and Izumi Nagi's colleague.

"Ghost Lantern? I didn't expect that it was you who came to greet me." Saying hello to my long-lost colleague, Izumi Nagi reached out and took out the words of the underworld hidden in the domain, and put it into the box brought by the ghost lantern.

"That's right, your job is done. Need me to help you out?"

Putting away the wooden box, Ghost Lantern took out a spiked mace from behind, which was terrifying to look at, and looked at him with black pupils without a trace of emotion.If the physical body is not dead, just knock it to death, simple and rude is very easy.

Facing the brutal suggestion from his colleagues, Nagi Izumi stood still and said, "I want to apply for a vacation."

The mace grazed the top of his head and hit the rock wall, sinking his entire head.

Ghost Lamp tilted his head, and a question mark appeared on his expressionless face: "Why?"

After all, the other party had never asked for leave before, so it was a bit strange for Ghost Lamp to say that suddenly.

"Because I'm getting married, can I ask for a marriage leave?"

"Okay, how long do you want to ask for?" Marriage leave, that is indeed quite normal.wrong! "Have you found someone?"

After receiving an affirmative reply, Ghost Lamp was a little surprised. After all, the other party had lived for so long and had never expressed any interest in ghosts. As a result, he only had a short trip to the present world, and even his personal problems were resolved.

"It turns out that you like people who are 'alive'. No wonder you didn't like any of the ones that Lord Izanami introduced to you."

Speaking of this, Izumi Nagi's face collapsed.Although he and Ghost Lantern are colleagues, the scope of work and the boss they serve are different.Ghost Lamp is the assistant officer of King Yama, one of the ten kings, and he is the officer who directly follows Izanami.

It seems that his level is higher, but it is not.After handing over the work of hell to King Yama, Izanami retired behind the scenes and no longer managed government affairs.Therefore, Izumi Nagi's daily work is not to deal with government affairs like a ghost lamp, but to serve Izanami.

But this kind of life didn't last long, because he took the initiative to find the ghost lamp, hoping to take up a job at the ten kings.

It wasn't that he deliberately disliked Izanami.Instead, Izanami, who is permanently separated from her husband and has successfully started a business and retired at home, is really the same as the three aunts and eight aunts during the Chinese New Year, so annoying!

As one of the oldest gods, Izanami has no shortage of material, so the spiritual requirements have become extremely high.You need a ghost to talk with you every day to relieve boredom, and you need to listen to her repeat the story of an irresponsible and heartbroken husband every day without interruption.

As a natural ghost, Izumi Nagi's temper is actually not good, but Izanami's kindness to him is always in his heart.

So if it's just these words, he has no problem at all, and he can even scold the scumbag along with her when she is the most angry.But there is only one thing he can't accept, and that is Izanami's maternal love that has no place to rest as a mother god.

Even though Izumi Nagi has no blood relationship with her, she will still be caught and covered with love.

Oh, why did you eat so little today?Are you not feeling well? If you are not feeling well, you should eat more!Then there are too many dishes in the bowl.

Oh, the hell wind is blowing so hard today, why are you wearing a kimono, hurry up!Add these coats quickly!Then it is directly wrapped into a ball.

Oops, so-and-so's children in hell have been married for a long time, and their great-great-grandchildren have all been born together. Why don't you have a ghost you like? Let me introduce you a few!Then the female ghosts who opened the door and lined up squeezed through the door to Santuchuan.

……

Waiting for this, he finally couldn't take it anymore, and slapped the ghost lamp table and roared: "Any job! It doesn't matter if 996 or 007 live in the unit! In short, let me spend less time going back!!"

So at his strong request, Ghost Lantern arranged for him a job that required daily inspections and revised the laws of hell according to the moral development of the present world to keep pace with the times.

When the actual working hours increased, Izanami cared much less.

The principle here is probably similar to the mother-child relationship in the present world.When children stay at home for a long time, there will always be all kinds of strange and unnecessary concerns and quarrels.

And when the child is busy with work, the mother will calm down instead, and most of the concerns have been put into practice.

The fact that distance produces beauty is the same truth whether in this world or in hell.

Not seeing Izumi Nagi's gloomy face because of reminiscing about the past, Ghost Lamp continued to tell him about Izanami: "Your business trip didn't take long, and Izanami-sama regretted it. After all, dropping a pen is bad for her. It’s not a big deal, but the loss of a talking ghost is a big problem. Seeing that you haven’t finished your work, she tried to curse you to come back from an unexpected death.”

Knowing that the only thing that can stop her from doing this is the ghost lamp, Izumi Nagi gave him a grateful look and said: "Give me a list of what you want, and I will send it to the entrance for you regularly."

Satisfied that the other party immediately understood what he meant, Ghost Lamp took out a piece of paper and brushed a lot of things from his arms.Then he suddenly remembered that Quan Nagi was going to ask for leave, and asked: "If you want to ask for marriage leave, you need a certificate. You should remember to give me the stamped copy of the marriage registration form. By the way, how long do you want to take?"

"Is 100 years okay?"

The pen with the snapdragon grass, a unique animal and plant unique to hell, stopped at the top, and the ghost lamp's eyes moved from the notebook to Izumi Nagi's face: "Isn't it too long?"

Under the sharp eyes of the number one ghost in hell, Nagi Izumi said impartially, "Thousands of years of annual leave add up, I think it's almost enough."

Looking at each other for a long time, Ghost Lantern buried his head and continued to write the list: "There are so many. But let me remind you, the reincarnated body is specially made. When it was first set, it was only set for 20 years. After 20 years, it will not be possible. Block your smell."

I understand what he means, Izumi Nagi is now 16 years old in this world, almost 17 years old.Although Noctua Masamune gave him April 4nd birthday, after recovering his memory, Izumi Nagi knew that this body was actually born on March 22st.He was able to pretend to be Tianjin God for only a little over 3 years. Even if he wanted to take a leave of absence for more than 21 years, the time he can really stay in this world is only a little over 3 years.

"I know." His tone was flat.

Although he didn't participate in the study of this technology, he knew that the time would not be too long.It's not a prophet, but according to Izanami's temperament, she will never agree with him to leave for too long.

——Does the child need to travel for work?No problem, it's also a kind of exercise.How long will it be?Ten years is a long time, what? !100 years?no!We can't get out of this business, let's find someone else to go to hell.

He also knew it wouldn't be too long, but he really didn't know that the shelf life was only 20 years, and he couldn't grow some food cans in this life.

I have a headache...

After writing the last word, Gui Deng put away the pen, tore off the list, folded it, and handed it to Quan Nagi: "Have you figured it out?"

Unexpectedly, the other party actually became distressed because of this reason, which surprised Ghost Lamp.Although he always said that Izanami-sama is too much in control and has no freedom at all, the reason for finding the words of the underworld was also because of Izanami-sama's repeated menopause.

But in fact, he still dotes on his boss very much.Since being elected as Izanami's clerk, I have listened to the nagging of tens of thousands of years.If it wasn't for the fact that the other party's motherly love was too hot, making the ghost who grew up naturally without a father or mother feel a little uncomfortable, he wouldn't have taken another part-time job.

But this kind of Izumi Nagi hesitated to get a little extra time when Izanami expressed that he expected the other party to come back from work sooner, Ghost Lamp found it inconceivable.Did he love that creature so much?

After thinking about it for a while, Quan Nagi had no good idea.According to the previous habit of asking Bai Ze if he didn't know anything, he decided to ask the old Chinese doctor this time, maybe he has a good solution.

Because Ghost Lamp was rarely aroused by the feelings of his colleagues, he didn't mind at all when he was entrusted to find someone he didn't deal with.He really wanted to witness how long this incredible relationship could last with his own efforts.