Xiao Zhongya's plan to grow taller

There were a lot of onlookers gathered outside the clothing store. When the salesman who had run away brought the police back, the robber was talking nonsense, snot and drooling, as if he had become a fool.

There was a clear footprint on the robber's chest, half of his face was covered with blood flowing from his head. While handcuffing the robber, the police looked up at Dazai Osamu and Yosano Akiko, and asked hesitantly, "What did you do?"

"—How is it possible!" Osamu Dazai said righteously: "Mr. policeman, we are law-abiding ordinary citizens. This Mr. Robber took my child hostage for no reason. Look, my child was frightened! I don’t want to look up and meet people!”

Osamu Dazai turned sideways, and before the police could see the situation, Nakahara, who was buried in Osamu Dazai's arms, rubbed his face, buried his face deeper, and swayed his two rabbit ears.

The police looked at the robber who had fallen into some kind of madness, and guessed that it would be difficult to check his identity.

Yokohama, a coastal city, has many boats coming and going every day. Some of the boats seem to be carrying goods secretly, but they are actually sending people in. It is not only time-consuming and labor-intensive to find out the identity of the unknown stowaway, but it may not be fruitful.

The robber was dressed in rags, his gray windbreaker looked like it hadn't been washed for a long time, his beard was unshaven, his hair was greasy, and his watch and mobile phone were missing. The only valuable thing was probably the knife that held the hostages.

Such people have to enter several police stations every day, and they will be released after a few days.

The policeman sighed, waved to his colleagues, and asked them to escort the prisoner into the police car first, and he would record a statement here.

At this moment, the robber who had been trapped in his own world didn't know what kind of stimulation he had received from the outside world. His pupils constricted and he rushed towards Dazai Osamu, shouting insanely: "—— Medicine! Give me medicine!!"

Osamu Dazai raised his hand to hold the back of Chuya's head, kicked the robber out with a roundabout kick again!

His body slammed into the police car parked on the side of the road, he coughed out a mouthful of bloodshot saliva, rolled his eyes, leaned against the police car and lowered his head, and passed out.

Amidst the loud crash, Osamu Dazai smiled and looked at the petrified policeman: "I am in self-defense."

police:"……"

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"Ha! I can't understand why you were taken to the police station as perpetrators?" Kunikida, who was hurriedly summoned by a phone call, pressed his throbbing veins and said, "It's hard to defend a bastard who kidnaps children. It's unbelievable... I can't understand, this rotten world!"

Kunikida exuded a sad breath and kept thinking all the way, Yosano Akiko picked out his ears, looked at the scenery along the way, Nakahara looked at Kunikida's back, and looked up at Osamu Dazai.

Dazai Osamu whispered: "It's okay, Kunikida is like this, and he'll be fine once he's done venting. Don't think it's your fault, Chuya, no one wants this to happen."

Zhong Yuanzhong also nodded, and the rabbit ears drooped powerlessly on both sides of his head as if infected with his emotions.

After returning to the detective agency, Kunikida drank five cups of tea in a row, until Kyoka was about to pour the sixth cup, when he stretched out his hand and called out: "...No need, my anger has been extinguished."

Quan Jinghua nodded, and still went to pour the sixth cup of tea.

"Drink tea."

"Thank you Kyoka." Osamu Dazai blew on the steaming tea.

Kunikida took a deep breath: "Dazai, tell me about the situation, what's going on? How did you meet the robbers!?"

Osamu Dazai was slumped on the sofa holding tea, Nakahara also tapped his legs, because today my brother saved him and hugged him for a long time, no matter how you say he is 8 years old, he is very heavy, my brother must hold him for so long Sore legs and hands!

"Hmm." Looking at Nakahara Chuya who was serious about knocking his leg, Osamu Dazai took a sip of tea, "Chuya, tell your brother Kunikida what's going on."

Kunikida looked at Chuya Nakahara.

"...Actually, I don't know. When I was about to change clothes, I looked up and saw a face on the fitting room. Then I thought of the Park Murderer you mentioned, brother Dazai..."

Park Killer?

Kunikida rolled his eyes at Dazai in displeasure.

To actually say such a thing to the 8-year-old Zhongya Zhongyuan, do you think his ability to bear is that Zhongya Zhongyuan!

Osamu Dazai made a "snoring" sound of drinking tea.

"Later Brother Dazai asked me if I had changed my clothes, so he jumped down from the fitting room and hugged me." Nakahara was also a little uncomfortable, and he pinched his fingers to promise, "Next time I encounter such a thing, I will definitely I won’t cry! My mother said that once you walk through the maze a few times, you can remember it! So I will definitely not cry next time!”

Kunikida: "..."

The rest of the detective agency: "..."

These are two completely different concepts!

Osamu Dazai smiled and said, "It doesn't matter even if you cry, brother Dazai's clothes are always prepared for you. But Nakaya...you have to trust the brothers and sisters of the detective agency, we won't let you meet the second Second-rate."

Osamu Dazai patted Chuya Nakahara's head: "Chuya, have you found anything about the robber who held you hostage?"

Zhongyuan Zhong also lowered his head and thought for a while, not quite sure: "I seem to smell gasoline..."

Taking advantage of the time when Kyoka left with Nakaya to change clothes, the members of the detective agency got together.

The teacup still made a sound when it was gently placed on the table, and there was a wave of ripples on the water surface. Dazai Osamu's gentle smile disappeared, and his tone was calm and rational: "The other party is coming for me. Someone spread the word 'ask Dazai Osamu to get Rumors of medicine' to a specific person, the one I met today may only be the first one, and there will be a second one in the future, and a third one..."

"One thing is strange." Yosano Akiko added: "Because of the tricky angle, my scalpel cut the opponent's wrist with the blade facing upwards, but he didn't even scream, as if he didn't feel pain. Dazai's two The first full drive should have broken his ribs, but he didn't seem to notice."

"No pain, no sensation..." Kunikida put his hand to his lips and pondered, "Speaking of which, the commission I received today is also in a similar situation. The other party is a 22-year-old woman. Her legs were crushed in a car accident. With a broken bone, it is logically impossible to walk normally, but she not only walks, but also bounces as if she doesn't feel pain, and has a serious dependence on drugs, and if she doesn't take the medicine for a certain period of time, she will get angry and even have a tendency to attack."

One example may be accidental, but not necessarily if two similar examples occur at the same time.Coincidentally, it was a detective agency, and it was a coincidence that the robber who kidnapped Chuya was looking for Osamu Dazai...

Kunikida looked at Osamu Dazai: "Dazai, do you have any thoughts?"

"No." Osamu Dazai spread his hands, "There are too many people who have hatred against me, how can I register and arrange everyone in my mind with such a small brain capacity, and remove one when one dies. , Impossible!"

Kunikida's forehead twitched.

You also know that you have made a lot of enemies, so why don't you know how to restrain yourself! !

"As I said, if the other party is coming for me, then not only one person will be sent, there will be a second and a third, so in the next few days, I will not stay at the detective agency!" Osamu Dazai teleported to the door, smiled and waved at Kunikida, "I will trouble you, too!"

"Bam—"

Kunikida: "..."

——Dazai, you bastard! !

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Before going to bed that night, Osamu Dazai poured Nakahara a glass of milk.

Looking at the milk, Zhong Yuanzhong didn't pick it up for a long time, and looked at him with round eyes: "Brother..."

Acting like a baby is useless for a young man, milk has the effect of calming the nerves and helping sleep, I don't want you to get up and cry in your arms after being frightened by a nightmare in the middle of the night.

Osamu Dazai smiled: "Drink."

Zhongyuan Zhong also accepted it obediently: "Oh."

The milk was warm, and Zhongyuan Zhong also took two sips and put down the cup, his cheeks bulged, and those who didn't know thought he was tasting red wine, letting the mellow wine taste (milk taste) spread on the tip of his tongue and mouth.

Osamu Dazai was thinking about how to tell the child that he would not be at the detective agency in the next few days. It was obvious that Chuya relied on and trusted him very much, although he usually called other people "brother" and "sister" very much. He has a sweet mouth, but as long as he is around, Chuuya will run over and cling to him like a puppy.

This is a subconscious search for a safe haven in an unfamiliar environment.

Osamu Dazai was deeply moved: I never thought that one day I would become Chuya's safe haven...

"elder brother……"

The smell of milk that suddenly wafted up his nose brought Osamu Dazai back to his senses, he took the cup in Chuya's hand, he got up and went to the bathroom, Nakahara followed suit step by step.

It seems to have an extra tail.

The pink long-eared rabbit became Chuya Nakahara's pajamas, and as he followed Dazai with his bare feet, the two rabbit ears hanging behind him swayed.

The sound of splashing water sounded, and Dazai Osamu looked back at Nakahara Chuya who was standing at the door of the bathroom and wanted to say something but didn't know how to say it, so he held back and waited for him to ask.

Children's emotions are really easy to understand.

Osamu Dazai thought.

But I just don't ask!

After waiting for a long time before Brother Dazai opened his mouth, Nakahara Nakahara grabbed Dazai Osamu's clothes like a deflated ball, with a thin layer of red in his ears, and said embarrassingly and seriously: "Brother, what I said before It's all true! I'm not a crybaby, it's my first experience so I'm a little scared...but I won't next time! Next time I won't cry!"

Osamu Dazai put the cup on the shelf, knelt down and asked, "Why do you say that?"

Nakahara Nakaya grabbed his hem and secretly glanced at Osamu Dazai, embarrassedly said: "Because... because I'm afraid that my brother will think I'm a troublesome child, so I cry every now and then..."

Dazai understood.

Zhong is also afraid that he will dislike him for trouble, and then leave him alone.

This is Yokohama, but for Chuya, it is not the Yokohama he is familiar with. In a city that is both familiar and unfamiliar, panic and bewilderment occupy his heart.

It turned out that he was not a safe harbor, but a life-saving straw.

Osamu Dazai patted Nakahara Chuya's head, and pulled him into his arms.

He is such a sensible child who makes people feel distressed.

"Chuya, I don't know what other adults want from you, but here Dazai brother, I don't have any requirements from you, cry when you feel hurt, cry when you are afraid, these are all fine." Osamu Dazai holds Chuya Nakahara's hand Hand, "Just like you didn't throw me upside down in the sandpit that day, I won't throw you away either."

Nakahara also blinked, and hugged Osamu Dazai's head: "It's a deal! You can't abandon it! I won't abandon my brother either!"

Osamu Dazai said in a muffled voice while being hugged to the head: "Yeah, I don't like to lie. Chuya, it's getting late, it's time to go to bed..."

Nakahara let go of Osamu Dazai's head, and straightened his messy hair with a silly smile.

When spreading the quilt, Nakahara said, "Brother, you can't snatch my quilt tonight, I don't want to sleep on the floor."

"I promise not to grab you!" Osamu Dazai said, "Yesterday I was not used to sleeping next to someone, but now I am used to it, so it is absolutely impossible for you to sleep on the floor again!"

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The next day.

Nakahara Nakaya leaned against the cold floor and looked at Osamu Dazai who hugged his quilt as if he was hugging his wife...

--fraud!

Brother is a liar! !

Zhongyuan Zhong also got up angrily, only to find that there was still a foot on his buttocks.

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

Looking at Osamu Dazai who was soundly asleep, Nakahara Nakaya held back for a while, and a clear and loud "poof—" suddenly sounded.

Osamu Dazai who was attacked suddenly opened his eyes and suddenly became sober.

The author has something to say:

Dazai: The damage is not high, but the insult is extremely strong!

When I was naughty in the morning, my butt hurt afterwards (it was slapped!!)