Xiao Zhongya's plan to grow taller

When Gojo Satoru returned to the hotel, the three cubs were almost waiting for Wang Shishi.

"I was attacked when I came back..." Gojo Satoru said while eating rice balls: "There are more than a dozen people, all of them are very agile, and their eyes are very fierce... Yes, it is similar to the eyes that Kei looks at me now... "

Ok?

Fu Heihui: "Did you offend them?"

With Mr. Wujo's character, it is easy to offend people. If he was not very strong, he would have been beaten to death.

"No." Gojo Satoru shook his head firmly, "I haven't seen them, and I don't know any of them."

"Then why did you attack you?"

"Hmm..." Gojo Satoru rubbed his chin, "Maybe it's because I look so bully."

Nagasaki, Yuren, Megumi: "..."

ha?

Gojo Satoru licked his fingers covered in seaweed crumbs, stood up and asked, "Megumi, Yuren, do you want to take a bath together? I heard that taking a bath together can enhance the relationship between teachers and students."

Yuren looked back at the bathroom, and imagined the picture of him taking a bath with Mr. Gojo...

A shiver came out, Youren shook his head like a rattle: "I'll wash it later."

Gojo Satoru didn't force himself, and looked at Fu Heihui.

Before he could speak, Fu Heihui resolutely refused: "No."

Taking a bath with Mr. Wutiao is like taking a bath with a lively golden retriever. Even the jade dog is better than him, plus some bad memories in the past, Fu Heihui is determined not to.

"Okay..." Gojo-sensei walked into the bathroom in frustration.

When the bathroom door was closed, Youren leaned closer and asked, "Fuhei, didn't you grow up with Wutiao teacher? Didn't Wutiao teacher take a bath with you?"

Looking at the rice ball in my hand, bad memories emerged one by one...

Not only took a bath together, but also soaked in hot springs together.

When soaking in the hot springs, he would help him rub his back and wash his hair. He was restless during the soaking. He would pinch the little yellow duck, splash water on him, and grab the towel wrapped around his waist when he was not paying attention, and then point at him. He laughed and said, "Hui is so cute!"

Yuren: "..."

Nazaki: "..."

demon!

Not only soaking in hot springs, but when he went to the beach, he was prepared swimming trunks with the pattern of little yellow ducks. He didn’t want to swim in the sea, and slept under the umbrella. When he woke up, his pants were damp, and he found them wet. Gojo Satoru would appear with his mobile phone in his hand, tsk tsk and say, "Mei is so old and still wets the bed, hey~"

Yuren: "..."

Nazaki: "..."

demon! !

The demon himself was sighing in the bathroom.

When the kids grow up, they won't be fooled anymore, hey...

※※※

Xiaozhong also didn't see Nakahara Chuya for several days.

He was the only one in the room when he woke up in the morning, and he was the only one in the room when he went to sleep at night. He ate breakfast and dinner alone, and every time he looked at the bed, he felt that no one had been lying in that bed for several days.

Xiaozhong also drank the milk listlessly, even the milk had no taste...

The training is going on every day, from the initial soreness to the current adaptation and steady improvement, this is something to be happy about, but every time I see Mr. Nakahara's gloomy look, subordinates No. [-] and No. [-] cannot be happy .

It was nap time in the afternoon, subordinate No. [-] and subordinate No. [-] had just sent Xiaozhong back to the room, and not long after the door was closed, there was the sound of crying inside.

Xiaozhong also lay down on the table and cried into tears: "My brother hates me, and my brother doesn't go home! I haven't seen my brother for several days, and my brother doesn't want me anymore!"

"!!"

Subordinate No. [-] and Subordinate No. [-] were in a hurry.

"How could it be! Mr. Zhongyuan is just a little busy, and we will see you after this busy time!"

"That's right! We'll see you after a while!"

Xiaozhong also raised his head, with tears and snot flowing everywhere: "Really? When will my brother finish his work?"

"Uh..." How do they know when Mr. Zhongyuan will finish his work, and besides, they don't even know what Mr. Zhongyuan is busy with!

Seeing that subordinate No. [-] and subordinate No. [-] couldn't explain why, Xiaozhong also deflated his mouth, lay down and continued to cry loudly.

"My brother doesn't want me anymore..."

"My brother doesn't even want to sleep in the same room as me!"

"My brother has another brother outside!!"

Subordinate No. [-] and No. [-]: "..."

The two looked at each other, there was no way...

……

When Osamu Dazai came to the Mafia Building, it was like returning to his own home. He warmly greeted the Mafia standing guard, and then walked in in front of him, giving people a feeling of "Although I belong to the Armed Detective Agency, this is my home" subtlety...

In the reception room, Dazai Osamu opened the door and said hello: "Yeah, Chuya, do you miss brother... eh?"

Seeing Nakaya who seemed to be mistreated, Osamu Dazai froze in place.

"Brother Dazai!" Xiaozhong also cried and ran into Dazai Zhi's arms, crying, "Brother Dazai, brother Chuya hates me, he doesn't go home, I haven't seen him for several days..."

Osamu Dazai hugged Xiao Zhongya, looked at subordinate No. [-] and subordinate No. [-], and questioned in his eyes: What's going on?That slug takes the baby like that?

Subordinate No. [-] and No. [-]: "..."

Xiaozhong also sat in Dazai Osamu's arms, sobbing and accusing Nakahara Chuya.The child seemed to have been greatly wronged, and he held back for several days before he dared to cry.

Osamu Dazai patted him on the back, and complained in a low voice: "It's too much, how could it be so too much! It's too bad, I've never seen such a bad person since I grew up!"

Xiaozhong also wiped away tears with the back of his hand, and hugged Osamu Dazai's neck tightly.

Subordinate No. [-] and Subordinate No. [-] stood aside and dared not speak.

They can understand why Mr. Dazai is angry, because when they see Mr. Nakahara waking up every day with a lonely expression of being left behind and neglected, they can't help complaining about Mr. Nakahara's hard heart!

Xiaozhong also practiced all morning, and cried for so long, he was already tired, his eyelids drooped under Dazai's pat, and finally fell asleep in Dazai's arms.

"Come here."

Subordinate No. [-] and Subordinate No. [-] were excited and stepped forward bravely.

"Mr. Dazai..."

"What happened to Zhong Ye?"

"..." Which one do you ask?

After a while, they spoke softly.

"...Actually, we don't dare to speculate on Mr. Zhongyuan. After all, Mr. Zhongyuan is harsh to Mr. Zhongyuan for his own good..." It's just a little too harsh.

"Mr. Zhongyuan's attitude towards Mr. Zhongyuan seems to have changed since he came back from meeting the leader... We dare not speculate on the leader, but..." However, the sudden change of attitude before and after has nothing to do with the leader, who would believe it...

Osamu Dazai looked down at Nakaya.

The corners of the child's eyes were red, the eyelashes were wet, and there were still traces of dried tears on the face. Because of the intensity of the training, the child slept soundly. His two arms were hanging by his side, and it was only because of Osamu Dazai's holding that he did not fall down.

"Take him to sleep." Osamu Dazai handed Xiao Zhongya to his subordinate No. [-].

Subordinate No. [-]: "Mr. Dazai is going back? Then I..."

"No, I'm going to say hello to Mr. Mori. After all, when I come to someone else's territory, how can I not say hello to the master? I can't do such an impolite thing."

Looking at Osamu Dazai's back, the subordinate No. [-] said: "Why do I feel like Mr. Dazai is about to fight..."

"Don't talk nonsense!" Subordinate No. [-] scolded in a low voice, "It looks like you are going to quarrel!"

Subordinate No. [-]: "..."

……

There was a knock on the door, and Mori Ogai said, "Come in."

Seeing Osamu Dazai, Mori Ogai was surprised: "Dazai, why are you here?"

"Come and see Chuya." Osamu Dazai closed the door with a smile on his face, "It seems that he was wronged by that fellow Chuya. After all, he is only 8 years old, and Chuya is too harsh on him."

Mori Ogai said with a smile: "Hardness is not necessarily a bad thing. I believe that Chuya-kun did it for his own good. The flowers bloom in the greenhouse. Although they are beautiful, they cannot withstand the storm. Appropriate harshness will help him grow."

"Chuya, he is a sensible child." Osamu Dazai walked to the French windows and looked at the blue sky and white clouds in the distance. "It's normal to cry because of fear when being hijacked by bad guys, but afterwards he blamed himself and apologized to me, saying that there would be no more. I will definitely not cry next time."

"Obviously I promised to send him home, but I haven't mentioned it for so long, and he hasn't lost his temper. He will eat well, sleep well, and no matter who he is facing, he will always show a sincere and bright smile. "

"Chuya, he is a cute child, so..." Dazai Osamu looked at Mori Ogai, with a smile on his face, "If he is sad, I will feel embarrassed, Mr. Mori."

After Osamu Dazai left, Mori Ogai looked out the window, the smile did not reach his eyes.

"It seems that they came here specially to warn me..."

……

Osamu Dazai waited in the reception room until Xiaozhong also woke up.

As soon as he woke up, Osamu Dazai held Xiao Zhongya's hand and said solemnly: "Chuya, people can't just accommodate others blindly, if you have something to say to brother Zhongya, then go ahead and say it, don't be afraid that he will hit you you."

Xiaozhong also drooped his head: "I dare not..."

"There is no need to dare, as long as you are brave, you are the owner of this room!" Osamu Dazai said: "In this way, brother Dazai will teach you a way, and tonight, you can open your heart to your brother Chuya and speak freely! "

Oh?

Xiaozhong also got angry.

……

At 11:[-] that night, Zhong Yuanzhong also came back.

Usually at this time, Xiaozhong would have been waiting for him to fall asleep. Zhongya Zhongya thought so before he opened the door and entered the house. He probably slept with one foot dangling outside the sofa, but when he entered the room, he could smell the smell of alcohol wafting in the room. , he suddenly had a bad feeling...

"Wow--!"

Suddenly a drunk kid emerged from the quilt and made faces at him.

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

The little ghost's face was like a monkey's butt. After jumping out of the quilt, he fell into the quilt unsteadily, and let out a foolish smirk: "Hey..."

His eyes fell on the carpet beside the bed, where a familiar wine bottle was poured.

bottle...

liquor……

This brat stole his wine while he was away! ! ?

"Hey, brat, you actually stole my wine..." Zhongyuan Zhong also quickly walked to the bed, picked up the bottle, and shook it with the mouth down, "I drank not a single drop!!"

Xiaozhong was also rolling around in the quilt. Hearing this, he suddenly sat up, raised his hands and then dropped them heavily, hitting the quilt hard: "I have a name! My name is Zhongya! Zhongyuan Zhongya!"

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

"I'm not called a brat, you have to call me by my name! Otherwise, I'll ignore you in the future!" Xiao Zhong stared at Zhong Yuan Zhong Ye angrily, and said again: "You still know how to come back? You don't even look at the present What time is it, why don't you just spend the night outside!"

He poked the non-existent watch on his wrist: "I've been waiting for you every day! If you don't come back, you just won't come back! I don't have a mobile phone, I can't make calls...you have to buy me a mobile phone! I want to call you , I want to text you!"

Xiaozhong also crawled out of the quilt, hugged Zhongya Zhongyuan, sniffed his nose, and suddenly frowned: "Why are you drinking again? They say drinking doesn't make you grow taller! Don't drink, I'll take that cabinet Lock it up!"

Xiaozhong also looked left and right, but couldn't find it, so he raised his head and asked, "Where's my lock? Where's my big lock? I remember I bought it..."

"..." Nakahara Zhongye twitched his veins, and unceremoniously knocked Xiao Zhongye on the forehead, "Shut up! Who drank? You drank! You alcoholic——"

Wait, it doesn't seem right to say that.

The Central Plains is also grinding its teeth, and the volcanic eruption is just around the corner.

"Who made you drink! Which bastard made you do it? Those two idiots outside? Or which idiot encouraged you? Say it now, and I won't beat you..."

Before he finished speaking, Xiao Zhong also pulled down his pants, exposing his buttocks. He was arrogant and arrogant, not afraid at all: "You hit me, hit me! Brother Dazai said it wasn't me, so I'm not afraid of you!"

"..."

Zhong Yuanzhong also clenched his fists, his body trembling.

"Dazai... Dazai Osamu!"

Looking at the kid who said, "Fight, fight, I'm not afraid of you", it's like adding fuel to the fire, making it even hotter.

Nakahara Chuya raised his hand and lowered it unceremoniously——

"Ow!"

Tears flowed down, Xiaozhong also pulled up his pants, and got into the quilt crying.

Through the quilt, the crying sound was ups and downs, and there was a tendency to cry out a song.

Zhongyuan Zhong also had a headache and raised his forehead.

Why on earth did he have to suffer this...

Hearing that there was no sound outside, Xiao Zhong also thought that Zhong Yuan Zhong had left. The loneliness and sadness of the past few days surged up, and he cried louder and louder.

"okay!"

Zhong Yuan also threw off the quilt, picked up Xiao Zhong and walked to the bathroom: "Crying is as ugly as if you split the violin, and you still have the face to cry!"

He took off his clothes and threw them into the bathtub, and started to turn on the water.

Xiao Zhong was also dizzy, and when he saw the water rushing up, he pursed his mouth and complained, "You want to drown me!"

Zhong Yuanzhong also glanced at him: "I can swim, can't you?"

"I will." Xiao Zhong also said.

"That can drown a fart!"

Xiaozhong also glanced at Zhongya Zhongyuan, lowered his head and slapped the water: "Brother is so fierce..."

"..." Zhong Yuanzhong couldn't take it anymore, he grabbed the shower and sprayed water at Xiaozhong, "I know, I know, can I come back early in the future?! Now, give me a peaceful bath, and then Go to sleep!"

"Then you have to hug me to sleep, eat with me in the morning, and eat dinner with me!"

"Don't take an inch."

"..." Xiao Zhong also curled his lips, "Cut!"

The author has something to say: We call the following phenomenon "assimilation", alias: bad learning

Osamu Dazai: Kunikida is too much...

Xiao Zhongye: My brother is so fierce...

Osamu Dazai (lips curled): Cut...

Xiao Zhongya (lips curled): Cut...

A member of a certain detective agency and a certain mafia cadre who were persecuted by the phenomenon of "assimilation" hardened their fists.