Xiao Zhongya's plan to grow taller

After saying this, Akutagawa Ryunosuke was going to pretend to leave and then join Mr. Dazai.

As soon as the feet stepped out, the hem of the clothes was caught.

Xiao Zhongya: "Brother Akutagawa, you helped me, I want to treat you to dinner."

Have a meal?

Akutagawa Ryunosuke was the first to think of Rentora's disgusting face, and his tone became cold: "No..."

"At Brother Dazai's house." Xiaozhong also added the location.

"..." Akutagawa Ryunosuke swallowed back the rest of the words, turned around and faced Nakaya, "Okay."

……

In the kitchen, Xiaozhong also stepped on the plastic stool, wearing disposable gloves on his hands, watching Brother Dun take out the rice, adding seasonings and turning it back and forth with a rice spoon.

Atsushi Nakajima didn't understand, he really didn't understand, why did he prepare food for that guy Akutagawa?Besides, this matter is obviously Mr. Dazai's fault, but Mr. Dazai is not doing anything, reading his suicide manual outside!

"It's too much, Mr. Dazai." Nakajima Atsushi murmured in a low voice, and used a rice spoon to scoop out the rolled rice and put it on the plastic wrap in front of Nakaya, and the two began to make rice balls.

Outside, Ryunosuke Akutagawa sat kneeling at the table with his back straight.

He's in a bit of a cloudy mood right now.

Originally, he was very happy to be able to enter Mr. Dazai's house, and even looked forward to it, because not only could he eat at the same table with Mr. Dazai, but he didn't have to see that guy, it was a lucky day...

Then Renhu walked in with a convenience bag.

Then Renhu went into the kitchen to help with the cooking.

Then he will eat the meal made by Renhu later.

"..." No appetite, very no appetite!

The resentment exuded by Akutagawa Ryunosuke floated into the kitchen, stabbing Atsushi Nakajima's back.

Atsushi Nakajima: "..."

Xiaozhong also made a few round rice balls, sprinkled them with ingredients, put them on the plate, and made them with great joy.

During the meal, Ryunosuke Akutagawa tasted rice balls made by Konaka.

"Brother Akutagawa, is it delicious?" Xiao Zhong also asked expectantly.

"Yeah." Akutagawa Ryunosuke said heartily, it's no different from ordinary rice balls, but it looks better than the triangular rice balls made by Renhu.

Akutagawa Ryunosuke ate slowly, as if savoring carefully.

Osamu Dazai didn't have a sitting posture, propped up on the ground with one hand, and held a rice ball in the other, staring at something with divergent eyes.

Atsushi Nakajima arched his back, with a look of reluctance, trying to ignore the oppressive gaze from the side.

What a "peaceful" lunch...

……

In the evening, Konaka and Osamu Dazai were having dinner when there was a knock on the door.

Osamu Dazai lazily said, "Chuya, go and open the door."

"Oh." Xiao Zhong also put down the rice ball and ran to open the door.

As soon as he opened the door and saw the people outside, Xiaozhong was also overjoyed, and rushed forward: "Brother!"

Nakahara was indifferent, and walked in with Xiao Zhongye's collar.

"You bastard, what can't you say on the phone? You have to let me go." Putting the child by the table, Zhong Yuan also sat down, "Say something quickly, I came here without telling the leader Yes, we'll be leaving soon."

As soon as the words fell, there was a plate of rice balls in front of my eyes.

Osamu Dazai propped his head and smiled sideways: "Try it, Chuya made it."

Xiaozhong also took advantage of the situation and raised his head and chest: "Yes, I did it!"

Nakahara also looked down at the rice balls on the plate, looked at the smiling Dazai Osamu, then at the proud kid, his eyes fell on the rice balls again.

...Can this stuff be eaten?

Xiaozhong also went to the kitchen to get milk after eating the rice balls.

He came out with warm milk in his hands, put the cup on the table, and brought the cup over after he sat in Zhongya's arms.

With his back against his brother's chest, he stretched his feet straight for the thumb toes.

"The pharmacist's goal is Chuya." Dazai Osamu said: "The pharmacist seems to use 'medicine' to make deals with people. 'Medicine' provides the ability to break through the limit. Relatively, people who have the ability will arrest Chuya. Give him, in exchange for 'medicine' again."

Hearing this, Zhong Yuanzhong also looked down at the little ghost in his arms, and frowned slightly: "This little ghost doesn't even have supernatural powers, and his brain is not smart. Could it be that the purpose of arresting him is just to keep me and you in check?"

If this is the case, it means that the pharmacist is very afraid that the former double black combination will ruin his plan, so he wants to catch Chuya to contain them, or threaten them.

Osamu Dazai didn't care what the pharmacist's purpose was. From the beginning, the "eyes" that kept showing up outside the detective agency showed that the pharmacist was determined to win Chuya.

Osamu Dazai looked at Xiao Zhongya and said: "Since Chuya has special significance to pharmacists, there will definitely be abductions and robberies in the future, so we need to train Zhongya's coping ability. I will leave this matter to you, Chuya-kun~"

"Ah?" Zhong Yuan was also stunned, his eyes widened suddenly, "Why me?!"

Does he look idle?Or does he look like a guy who can train people?

"Someone has to investigate this matter, and it's clear that you are not suitable." Dazai Osamu said seriously, "As an elite cadre of the Mafia, even if you wear women's clothing, you will be recognized. In comparison, My sense of existence is low, my ability is weak, I am most suitable for lurking, and it is not easy to be discovered..."

Saying that, Osamu Dazai took out a mirror from nowhere and put it on the table, the face of Nakaya Nakaya was reflected in the mirror.

One big and one small looked at the mirror with the same expression.

"Besides, what reason do you have for refusing?"

In the mirror, the two people look exactly the same, and both are called Nakahara Chuya.Training yourself, of course, is to give it to the person who knows you best. Obviously, the only one who meets this requirement is him!

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

※※※

The next day, an abandoned warehouse.

A ragged man walked in and sat down anywhere.

There are people like this every day, they are homeless, they can only find a corner to curl up, as if they can still feel the warmth of home.

There were quite a few people in the warehouse, but no one spoke. The wind blew in through the broken windows and the open door, and everyone stayed in the shadows, more or less surrounded by a layer of despair.

A man with an unshaven beard and long hair came over, sat down beside Osamu Dazai, and sighed: "I didn't find a job today, if this continues, I can only grab it..."

Hearing this, Osamu Dazai laughed: "It is very likely that you will have to go to the police station."

"It's good to enter the police station!" The man scratched his strands of hair, "At least the police station will take care of the food, so you won't die of hunger."

"Then I would like to choose death." Osamu Dazai bowed his head at a 45° angle, showing a sour smile on his side face, "Death can solve many problems, you won't feel hungry, cold, or lonely...Death is much more OK."

The man stared blankly at Osamu Dazai: "Brother, what have you been through?"

Osamu Dazai shook his head: "There is nothing to say, I was an incompetent loser for the first half of my life."

man:"……"

The man was about to change places, when Dazai Osamu suddenly grabbed him and said, "Death is really good. If one day you don't want to live, you can come to me. I know 1001 ways to die. I have personally tested which ways to die. Feel the pain, I hope you can reach the other shore happily."

Osamu Dazai's tone was sincere and his eyes were sincere. Apart from the shuddering hair on the man's body, there was also a trace of sympathy for the man.

Know 1001 ways to die...

Also tested it myself...

Yet still alive...

Brother, you must be living in pain...

The man sat back, patted Osamu Dazai on the shoulder, and said earnestly: "Brother, look carefully, look at me, the company went bankrupt, and the money was stolen by his wife and mistress. That's fine, the child is not mine yet." , and it’s not Xiaosan’s, I don’t know whose…”

The man sighed and smiled at Osamu Dazai: "I haven't given up hope in such a miserable situation, so don't give up either. After all, you can't be worse than me, right?"

"..." That's true.

Osamu Dazai followed with a long sigh: "It would be great if life could be restarted... Speaking of which, I heard that there is a medicine that can change life here, is it true?"

Hearing this, the man's expression changed, and he no longer looked at Osamu Dazai with sympathy, but became vigilant instead.

"Who told you this? It's a bluff, there is no medicine that can change your life..."

"Well, the person I told me looks like this..." Dazai Osamu described the appearance of the villain to the man, and finally slumped his shoulders in disappointment, "So he was playing tricks on me..."

The man looked at Osamu Dazai with erratic eyes.

If he told this guy, it means that this guy is also on the list this time...

After thinking about it, the man patted Osamu Dazai, who was disappointed to the point of despair, and whispered, "Actually, I'll tell you...there is indeed such a life-changing medicine, and that guy didn't lie to you."

Osamu Dazai glanced at the man with an expression of "Are you trying to play tricks on me too?"

"Really!" The man put his arm on Osamu Dazai's shoulder, "The reason why I pretended not to know with you just now is because the people who can get the medicine are all on the list. Since that guy told you that there is medicine here, it means you on this list."

The man patted Osamu Dazai: "Just wait, your chance to change your life is coming soon!"

Osamu Dazai: "Then when can I get the medicine?"

Man: "Hurry up, after all, the pharmacist... Oh, the pharmacist is the one who gives us the medicine. After all, the pharmacist still relies on us to do things for him. If he doesn't give it, no one will help him."

The attitude of the man is obviously different from that of villain A.

Villain A regards the pharmacist as the god who gave him a new life and respects him very much, but the man scoffs at the pharmacist, as if the pharmacist owes him a million and 80.

Dazai collected his thoughts.

Seeing that the newcomer didn't speak, the man said, "It's normal for you not to believe. Many people didn't believe it at first. They didn't believe that there is really life-changing medicine until their bodies changed after taking the medicine."

"But I have to remind you, don't talk nonsense about the medicine. If it gets to the Armed Detective Agency or the Port Mafia, we are finished!"

Osamu Dazai nodded: "Don't worry, I will keep my mouth shut and won't let the armed detective agency and the port mafia know about it!"

The man patted Osamu Dazai appreciatively.

Very interesting guy, no wonder he was selected for this list.

Just then, a voice came in.

"...I saw with my own eyes the mafia's car pick up the kid! No matter how powerful the remaining 'hound' is, it is no match for the black lizard! The pharmacist said that the kid must be exchanged for the 'medicine'!"

"I can't help it... Let's attack Osamu Dazai of the Armed Detective Agency. That kid and Osamu Dazai are good friends. If something happens to Osamu Dazai, the kid will definitely come back. If we intercept him on the road, I don't believe we can't catch him!"

Osamu Dazai: "?"

Osamu Dazai looked sideways slowly.

The two people who walked in while talking, unfortunately, he knew one of them.

"Hey, Inoue!" The man beside him raised his hand and shouted.

The man who was called to Inoue turned around when he heard the sound, and when he saw the man, a look of displeasure crept up his face: "What's the matter?"

The man smiled and said, "It's nothing, I just wanted to ask you when the 'goods' will arrive. I haven't worked for a long time, and I almost can't eat. By the way, the brother you recommended is also here."

"Who did I recommend...?" Inoue looked at the man pointing at the man, then froze, his eyes slowly widening.

"You—!" Before the insults started, Osamu Dazai, whose face was covered by the brim of his hat, suddenly laughed.

The cheerful laughter seemed to be playing back and forth on Inoue's nerves, and he tensed up, staring at Osamu Dazai warily.

"You—" Inoue paused, recalling the scene of being blocked in an alley and being beaten, he gritted his teeth, his arrogance became much lower, "Why are you here!?"

The man looked at Osamu Dazai and then at Inoue, in a daze: "You...do you have a grudge?"

"Idiot!" Inoue scolded, "This guy is Dazai Osamu of the Armed Detective Agency!"

man:"……"

Osamu Dazai stood up, brushed the dust off his body, raised the brim of his hat with his fingers, and showed a smiling face.

"I didn't expect to be discovered so soon..." Dazai Osamu's tone was full of regret, but not the slightest panic. He walked slowly towards the well, and the smile on his lips deepened, "Since you have discovered it, there is nothing we can do... "

Hearing this, Inoue's hairs stood on end, and the sense of crisis wrapped around him like a spider web in an instant!

There are only 'candidates' and two 'eyes' in this warehouse. If Osamu Dazai wants to kill him, they are definitely not Osamu Dazai's opponents!

The wind blew the hem of his clothes, and Osamu Dazai took off his long coat.

Looking at the shirt and black vest inside, Inoue was even more sure that Osamu Dazai was going to attack them!Take off the long clothes that get in the way, the clothes underneath are more suitable for neat and neat things, such as... silence!

Cold sweat trickled down his temples, Inoue gritted his teeth, and the sound of breathing gradually became heavier.

At this moment, Osamu Dazai chuckled, and suddenly threw the coat in his hand towards them.

"Run away."

When the coat fell to the ground, there was no trace of Osamu Dazai in front of him!

Inoue froze for a moment, then took a closer look——

The person's movements are neat, and the posture of jumping off and falling into the water also brings a certain sense of beauty.

"Plop—" The water splashed very high.

"..."

Quiet, that is, very quiet.

The man held his position and rolled his eyes, glancing at Inoue's face...well, he might need to get away.

As soon as he raised his foot, Inoue's cold voice sounded: "—Hey, what did you tell him? Could it be that you leaked our bottom line to him..."

man:"……"

……

Osamu Dazai drifted down the river until someone speared him out of the river like a spearfish, and the short and thrilling undercover operation ended.

Kunikida threw away the harpoon, patted the splashed water on his body, and asked, "How is it? Did you get any reliable information?"

Osamu Dazai was sitting on the bank, dripping water from his body.

"There is very reliable information." Osamu Dazai said.

"What?" Kunikida asked.

Looking in the direction of the abandoned warehouse, Osamu Dazai said with a heavy tone, "They temporarily changed their target and are going to mess with me."

"..." Kunikida: "Huh?"