I was picking up fluff in Liaozhai

Chapter 15 Painted Skin 15

Kui Xun was stunned for a moment with a cigarette in his mouth, then he took it down by himself, looked at it, and laughed: "Oh, I accidentally showed my feet."

The old man rolled his eyes, "There have been fewer and fewer of you strange people over the years. In the past, there were always a few hidden in the mountains, but now there are none."

"That's right, we have a national unified collection, and we have a national meal." With a cigarette in his mouth, Kuixun watched Beichen stroke the calf, "Can the old man tell me about the village head mountain?"

The old man stood there struggling for a long time, and finally sighed: "If you do too much unrighteousness, you will kill yourself. Back then, it was a good place. We all went there to worship, and if we had something, we went to ask for it. Later Isn’t technology advanced? It’s better to ask God than to ask oneself, then there will be less incense, and it was smashed for a few years, but it still persists.”

Speaking of this, the eyes are a little blurred, looking into the distance, the endless mountains.

"Actually, I think it's pretty good. Occasionally, it's good to say goodbye to the festival in the harvest year. It's lively and lively, and people come and go very well. The old master was very good. Although he didn't have any skills, he was really good. Hard work, the cultivation is He has morality and heart, and he has his own way. Such a person is really admirable."

Kui Xun nodded. Indeed, according to the information, this gym was indeed not very famous at the beginning.In fact, it has been famous in that circle over the years, but unfortunately, after a group of people died, even fewer people knew about it.

"Later, the old man took in a down-and-out young man in his later years, and he seemed to have some skills. When the old man was there, he was fine, but when the old man left, the young man changed. The gymnasium took on a new look, and a villa was built at the foot of the mountain. People come and go, and the way out is rich people, eating, drinking and having fun at the bottom of the mountain."

Speaking of this old man's face was all wrinkled: "Messy, messy, what a gaudy little girl, this skirt is so short, it's okay to be gaudy at ordinary times, and you still wear it like this when you go up to the mountain to worship temples, what's the matter?" What kind of system is it?" He waved his hands again and again, "Anyway, it's very messy."

"Later, some young people in the village heard that the gymnasium could make people rich, so they went up the mountain and asked for a spell. After returning, they played dice with people. They did make a small fortune, but then it got out of hand..."

"How can this kind of partial wealth last for a long time? It didn't take long before he started losing money again. He went upstairs to find the Taoist priest again. After the Taoist broadcasted it, he divorced his original wife and married a little widow. Sure enough, his fortune improved. "

"But this thing won't last long..."

"Is that person still alive?" Kuixun was curious about this.

"It's dead, the little widow died first, and suddenly died suddenly overnight for no reason, and the boy brought by the little widow said that he choked to death while eating. Who would believe it?" He shook his head as he said, "But there were already many people in the village at that time. If people do this, it’s useless to be restrained at home. Hey, in those years, funerals were often held in the village, and some people went to the gymnasium to make trouble, but people’s house was haunted by ghosts for several days, who would dare to go?”

"No, report?" Kui Xun was a little surprised, "Didn't your village head and the village committee publicize the phone number to report feudal superstition with you? This kind of violation of laws and regulations should be banned!"

The old man looked at the young man who was a model of "feudal superstition" with a strange look on his face, and he was still grumbling in his heart, why did he start to eat the country's food, and he was so cruel to his colleagues?

Kui Xun immediately understood, and waved his hand: "Hey! We are different, we are here to attack those bastard righteous people!"

Beichen sat on the ground with his buttocks in his arms, Niu Niu, who was acting like a baby with him, and looked up at the light shining behind him: the light of righteousness, with a face that we are Kui Xun who eliminates harm for the people, and applauded very face-savingly, "Good!"

Well done~

The old man couldn't help but rolled his eyes, "Anyway, our village knows that that place is crooked, but over the years, there will always be people with luxury cars going there to pay their respects." He said and looked at Kai Xun, "You What's the difference between cigarettes and me?"

"There's no difference," Kui Xun gave him the root, "You have a mouthful in your mouth."

The old man smoked, "Hey, tobacco is better than mine."

Kui Xun smiled, "This is what my teacher grows and harvests every year, of course it's different." He took out a bag from his pocket and handed it to him, "Here, it doesn't hurt to look at it, it says safe Talisman, but it doesn’t have the same effect as reciting a spell, old man, you can play with it.”

"Hey, then I won't be polite." The old man accepted it with a smile, "It's almost time, I'll tell the old woman to give you some delicious food, what do you like to eat, boy?"

"I can do it, but can I prepare some for my cat?" Bei Chen smiled a little embarrassedly.

"That's right, I'll take care of the three of you if you agree to take care of the food." The old man shouted into the house: "Old lady, old lady, can I have a drink with the guests today?"

With a cigarette in his mouth, Kai Xun looked at the family with a smile on his face, "This family is usually kind and friendly, so they are very lucky."

Beichen nodded, "The forehead is wide, the earlobes are thick, the middle length is long, the nose is round and the bridge of the nose is straight, but the forehead is low and the hair is thick. It should be difficult in the early years, but the old age is a life of easy enjoyment."

Kui Xun bit the end of his cigarette, took a puff, and the cigarette ignited: "Good guy, can you read physiognomy?" He said and looked at the fat black and fat cat.

"No, I haven't taught it." Yue Xu was also a little dazed, "How did you learn it?"

"Just... just subconsciously see the other person's face, and you'll know." Otherwise?Bei Chen was also a little puzzled.

"Maybe your grandpa did something." Yuexu sighed, and squatted on the ground, "The old man has been out of tune..." Before he finished speaking, he was headbutted by a calf of the same color beside him. Staggered, almost fell down.

"This calf is really destined to be with you." Kui Xun originally wanted to trick the calf away by himself.

"I remember eating iron and steel, but our technology is so advanced now, and steel is not a rare thing, so don't you need it?" Beichen stood up and patted the dust on his body.

"Back when the technology was underdeveloped, steel was the hardest, so it was called steel. In fact, the metal excreted by iron is much harder than steel. The purer the blood, the harder it is." He bent down and patted the calf's head. "Currently the hardest super steel has a strength of 2200 MPa. There is a one-sixth blood in the bureau who excretes ten times the strength of super steel, and what he eats is just ordinary iron ore."

The little calf was not happy being touched by him, so he humiliated him with his head.

Kui Xun didn't mind, instead he picked it up, looked it up and down for a long time and asked the black cat, "Can you see the bloodline?"

"Maybe a quarter." The black cat said and looked at Kai Xun with twinkling eyes, and the latter immediately understood, "When the time comes, it will be fostered under the name of one of us, and the money will be shared among the three! The bonuses given by the bureau include this number."

Beichen took a deep breath, and looked at Niu Niu with a dazed face and angrily kicking his hooves with shining eyes, "But let's wait for him to be weaned first, and we have to give the old man a share."

"Yes, the old man and the little calf's mother also count as a share." This is so embarrassing that Kui thinks it's quite reasonable, anyway, windfall money doesn't matter.

After saying this, the old man called them in to eat.

The two grandsons in the family also came back from school, put down their schoolbags and washed their hands obediently, and sat on the table obediently waiting for dinner.

"I also have two granddaughters, who are beautiful, but the countryside is too remote, and they are raised too rough, so I am not willing to let them come to study. What a beautiful little dress they wear in the city." The old man took his seat, moved his chopsticks, and the two The grandson who was in elementary school only started to eat, "here, one chicken leg per person."

"Thank you grandpa."

The child was very polite: "Grandpa, you don't understand, that's good, this freedom, unrestrained, let yourself go, my mother forced me to go to interest classes every day in the city, I am very happy to be able to study here for a year."

They only come to study for a year, "When you go back and can't keep up with your homework, be careful that your mother kills you, I don't care about the old man."

Although the farm dishes are not exquisite, they are better in quantity.

Bei Chen went to the kitchen to help serve the meals, and Kui Xun chatted and drank wine with the old man, talking about some strange things outside.

The old man loves to listen, and he listens with great enthusiasm.

Bei Chen watched the little dish the old woman prepared for his cat...

"Mother-in-law, can you prepare some more for my cat?" Holding the huge gas tank, Bei Chen helplessly looked at the mouthfuls of chicken in the small bowl, "Here, this is my cat's food expenses, please invite us Cats don't count for food." As he spoke, he was about to pay.

The old woman's eyes lit up when she saw the chubby cat in Beichen's arms, "Hey, this cat is so handsome and beautiful? Hey, it's grandma's fault. I didn't feed you enough, so grandma will give it to you." You stew chicken!" He said and took the cat, which made the old man smile, "Okay, Shi Dundun, chubby!" Then he went out of the kitchen and took the cat to look at the free-range chickens, "There are so many Go and pick a chicken, grandma will stew it for you, okay?"

"Meow~" Yue Xu rubbed his head against the old grandma, then jumped down, with his fleshy body's defiant dexterity, rushed to the leading big rooster and beat her up.

He beat that aggressive rooster into a circle, and Bei Chen covered his face while watching from behind, afraid that the old grandma would get angry.

Unexpectedly, the old grandma kept laughing instead: "Okay, well beaten, this rooster always won't let me take the eggs."

Soon the fat cat came back with another rooster in its mouth, hooked its tail around the grandmother's feet, and tilted its head in favor.

The old lady picked up the chicken neatly, "I'll get it for you right now, very quickly."

Bei Chen watched the chubby cat get the food by cheating and fawning, he was just, dumbfounded and couldn't believe it.

Before long, his cat ate a whole big cock and drank chicken soup...

The thing with a good appetite is that the whole group stopped chatting and talking, and the children stopped eating, so they just stared dumbfounded at the cat squatting on the ground and feasting its mouth full of delicious food.

It seemed that Beichen had been starving him for several days, the old grandma looked at it and said that the sweetheart must be starving.

"No, I just haven't fed him for five hours." Really, "Just five hours." Not five days.

"Oh, the little fat cat hasn't eaten for five hours, look at how hungry it is~" Kai Xun joked after taking a sip of his wine, squinting his eyes.

The boss is a chicken, which weighs eight catties, but it is really not small. This weak, poor and hungry kitten ate it in one meal.

"Good guy, boy, it costs a lot of money to keep this cat." Just that food, it can eat more than this young man.

Bei Chen nodded repeatedly, and just about to open his mouth to say something, he heard the sound of firecrackers from the cowshed outside, "cracking", "mooing" in panic, and the loud laughter of children trying to play tricks.

"Not good! Those little bastards are making trouble again."

Tap the screen to use advanced tools Tip: You can use left and right keyboard keys to browse between chapters.

You'll Also Like