hey i want you to be king

Uncle Bai, whose brain was shut down, said sincerely to Qi Tian the first time his brain started to function again: "I think I need to justify myself."

"Say."

"At the beginning, I was attacked many times. When I saw you approaching, I subconsciously took precautions and used star grass to stun you. It was my fault, but I was completely thinking about you when I smeared mud! Look at you, young man Yes, everything went smoothly, and you fainted there again. If you are seen by the mysterious person but not... so what? So I made a smart security measure and painted your face for camouflage, so as to avoid It's all for your own good!"

Qi Tian listened, still smiling: "Uncle, there is a saying that good intentions do bad things, and your behavior perfectly interprets the meaning of this sentence. I will let you deeply engrave the lesson of this sentence in the next time." in your head."

Bai Qianyan: "...I confess everything..."

"It's late. Besides, you took my dry food and money bag."

Damn, if I admit it, I still have to pay the debt, so I'm stupid!

Bai Qianyan looked upright: "I didn't, I just defended myself, I didn't touch anything on your body!"

Qi Tian didn't bother to expose him, so he just watched Bai Qianyan perform a one-man show, and Qi Tian felt inexplicably in a good mood - even if you want to watch a monkey show, you will find it interesting.

Qi Tian smiled and said: "Come on, I don't intend to do anything to you, this contract is a kind of asylum contract."

Bai Qianyan was taken aback for a moment, he knew the asylum, but... If Qi Tian let him go like this, it would be impossible if he smashed his head with his ass!So what is this kid up to?Bai Qianyan quickly imagined dozens of his miserable endings.

In the end, unable to hold back his bloody imagination, he asked happily, "This contract must have constraints, right?"

Qi Tian showed an expression of "you're smart", and said with a bit of praise: "It's very simple, the master will always know where you are. And marked with a spiritual power mark, anyone with a little power can know that you are Whose property. And you can't disobey my orders, because if I want to..."

As Qi Tian said, he stretched out his hand and snapped his fingers.

Immediately, Bai Qianyan felt as if his chest was gradually warming up, and felt that his blood was about to boil, and the blood rushed straight to his head. In just a moment, Bai Qianyan was so uncomfortable (shou) that he almost couldn't stand upright.

"I can punish you at any time." Qi Tian withdrew his hand and finished the second half of the sentence: "By the way: the statute of limitations is for life, and the distance is life and death. So, uncle, if you want to escape, it's really a pity."

Bai Qianyan was in despair - this shit is equivalent to planting a time bomb in his body!

Satisfied with Bai Qianyan's reaction, Qi Tian frowned and looked at Bai Qianyan's beard, and said, "I'll shave my beard later, and cut my hair short. You're marking me now, and I don't want you to embarrass me. "

At that moment, what Bai Qianyan thought was - I want to hang up at the gate of the city for three days in my underpants and flip flops, and I'll embarrass you!

"Chichi." Master, begging for food.

Tuantuan pitifully protruded a messy, furry head from Bai Qianyan's chest pocket, but he didn't want to become the target of public criticism all at once.

Qi Tian glanced at Tuantuan and raised his eyebrows: "This is the Scarlet Flame Beast... No, is it a cross-breed with a monster?"

The green-haired woman from before opened her eyes, stepped on the table and jumped in front of Bai Qianyan.Bending down to look at Tuan Tuan with eyes wishing to dissect Tuan Tuan.He said in a salivating tone: "I really didn't expect that there would be a successful example of a hybrid between a monster and a spirit beast. All the things I tried failed."

"Chichi..." Master, I feel that my personal safety is in danger...

Bai Qianyan reached out and pushed Tuantuan's head back into his pocket, and said expressionlessly: "The essence of experimentation is: failure is success, mother, and persistence is success, father. You can give birth to a son who is successful if you persist in failing a few times." .”

Qi Tian burst out laughing, and said to the green-haired woman: "He means that you have been having miscarriages before."

Bai Qianyan: "..." Damn you, you gave me such hatred!

The green-haired woman looked at Bai Qianyan with a decisive change in her eyes. Although the smile was like a spring breeze, it was just the gust of wind when "the spring is cold".She said softly, "Bai Qianyan, right? It's a good name."

The implication: I remember you.

Bai Qianyan wanted to cry, but asked Qi Tian in despair: "If I am hurt, are you obliged to" shelter" me?"

After all, the word "protector" exists, and if you call him master, he will protect the hairball, eat and drink, won't he?

Qi Tian nodded: "Yes. But it's not an obligation, it depends on my mood."

Bai Qianyan: "..." So it's really too difficult to add the rebellious stage to the second stage!

Qi Tian was in a good mood today, so he protected Bai Qianyan: "Winnie, that's it. It's better to keep accounts and settle at the end of the month."

The green-haired woman named Winnie nodded with a smile. When seeing them go out, Bai Qianyan saw Winnie gently waving goodbye to him, and immediately got goosebumps all over her body.It felt that what was watching him was not the line of sight at all, but an all-round X-ray scanner.Therefore, it is difficult to raise a villain and a woman. The "talking" eyes of a woman are too powerful. If you glance at you from time to time, you can experience the five flavors of life.

When Bai Qianyan was wandering, Qi Tian stopped and kicked Bai Qianyan's calf: "Uncle, go in."

Bai Qianyan was taken aback for a moment, then looked up, and saw a black cloth banner with the words "shave the head" written in big scarlet characters on it.Then there is an old wooden door under the cloth banner. The room is dark, it seems that the door has just been opened, and nothing is opened on the window, so it feels a little gloomy.

Bai Qianyan stopped by the door and looked at Qi Tian: "Are you sure this is a haircut, not a beheading?"

Qi Tian didn't talk nonsense with him at all, he just kicked Bai Qianyan's ass, and kicked Uncle Bai into the small black room.

Qi Tian thought to himself: This uncle is actually quite fun, but he is too wordy.

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