couple life

Zhan En, who has returned to his previous life, honestly codes at home, reads novels when he has nothing to do, checks Weibo when he has nothing to do, chats with Wang Yu and plays games when he has nothing to do, and goes home to accompany his parents when he has nothing to do.Life is so free that he doesn't even know what to do!

After Zhan En was not at work, Zheng Yu never appeared again, and Zhang Cheng never met again. Shen Yun called twice to greet him. This time, Zhan En has been living a rice bug-like life for three months with peace of mind!

"Xiao Yu, do you think I should find another job to do?" Zhan En complained on the sofa of Wang Yu's house.

Wang Yu shook his feet, brushed Weibo, and said casually: "It depends on your personal wishes." Anyway, if you can't do it for too long, your family will obstruct it again, and you won't be aware that he is doing it on purpose. of!

"Then I'll go get a teacher's certificate and become a teacher!" Zhan En jumped up, patted his thigh and said, "Yes! It's such a happy decision!"

Wang Yu was taken aback by Zhan En's startled temper, stretched out his hand in front of him and waved, and asked tentatively, "Are you okay?"

"It's alright."

"You are so blah, does Yan Fan know?" Wang Yu joked.

Zhan En shrugged his shoulders indifferently. "He's used to it."

"Are you sure you want to be a teacher?"

"What else? Go buy perfume again?" Even if he wanted to go back, Yan Fan wouldn't let him go back!

"Then you should work hard to get a teacher qualification certificate."

"Xiaoyu, don't you have a certificate in hand, why don't you apply for a teacher?"

"I'm making preparations, and I've already contacted a school, which was arranged by Wang She." Wang Yu pouted.Originally, I wanted to rely on my own ability to do what I wanted to do, but was beaten to pieces by the ruthless society.Wang She's words are still circling in Wang Yu's mind now. "You're so naive. Now it's a relational society, and it's easy to talk about everything." After finishing speaking, Wang She touched Wang Yu's head and comforted him: "I just like your naive, stupid and cute."

"I'm going to look for the materials needed for the teacher qualification certificate test now."

"Now?" Don't be in such a hurry.

"We want to be a vigorous and handsome man!" Zhan En flicked his bangs back narcissistically. That action was like a bastard, without any sense of coolness, let alone beauty!

"For information, let's go tomorrow. It's already four o'clock in the afternoon." Zhan En came to Wang Yu's house at twelve o'clock, and didn't go back after dinner, just lying on the sofa and talking nonsense.No way, it's just too boring.After resigning from work, there is no need to contact many people, and there is no need to do many things. The free time makes Zhan En a little uncomfortable.Although before working, he had always been an otaku...

"Oh, then what are we doing today? Just stay at home like this and get moldy?" That's a waste of the shape I spent an hour doing!no one appreciates...

"Didn't you always stay at home and never go out before? Why do you want to run out so much recently?"

"It's just that I suddenly want to go out for a walk." Zhan En didn't want to tell Wang Yu that he just wanted to go out to make money.

"Then just keep it in your head."

Zhan En took the mobile phone in Wang Yu's hand and asked, "When are you going for an interview, I'll cheer you up!"

"Don't! If you were there, I would definitely be more nervous!" Wang She also said to go before, but was persuaded by Wang Yu for a long time, and finally compromised that the snacks outside the school would not wait for him.

It's not that Wang Yu is hypocritical, but interviews are already stressful enough. With acquaintances on the side, if some jokes are made, can we still chat happily in the future?Besides, the interview for the position of teacher requires an open class to be judged by some experienced teachers. Wang Yu doesn't want to sing in front of Wang She or Zhan En...

"I took time out of my busy schedule to cheer you up, but you still refuse, it's really shameless." Zhan En said shamelessly that he was very busy, Wang Yu didn't even bother to be serious with him, took the phone and continued to check Weibo.

"Is it difficult to get a teacher qualification certificate?"

"It's not hard to say, it's not easy to say easy."

"Is that difficult or not?" Zhan En didn't know.

"It's okay, you have plenty of time, if you don't pass it once, you can take it again, if you don't pass it twice, then take the exam three times, what are you afraid of?"

Zhan En kicked Wang Yu and said, "Why didn't I realize that you were comforting me?"

"I didn't comfort you, I just told you what to do."

"It's so boring!" Zhan En almost rolled on the ground like Crayon Shin-chan.Zhan En finally understood what it meant to be able to play with snot bubbles for two days when bored to the extreme.

"Then go to the keyboard and be your keyboard."

"I'm called a writer!" It sounds like a slut if you key people or not, it's super unpleasant!

"When will you become a master!" You have been writing for so many years, why are you still a little-known writer!

Zhan En looked at Wang Yu sadly, and said bitterly: "You have poked my sore spot." Why can't you become a great god?This still needs to be asked!If the writing is not good, how can it be possible to become a master!What's more, what I write are all unpopular subjects, purely to pass the time, I can be famous!If I had the ability of the third uncle of the Nanpai, I would be so happy to fly!

"Where did you poke it? Let me see if I need medicine."

"Here." Zhan En pointed to his chest.

"You mean pectoral muscles? Come on, you don't have any muscles at all!" Wang Yu taunted.

"I mean the heart! The heart!"

"You heartless person, how can you have a heart?" Wang Yu squinted at Zhan En, full of disdain.

"It looks like we can't have fun anymore."

Wang Yu put down his phone, and said solemnly, "Since I lost my job, I've been thinking about one thing."

"what's up?"

"If I become a teacher, should I announce to the public that I am married, or that I am single?"

"This is indeed a question worth pondering." Zhan En stroked his chin and nodded in agreement.

Wang Yu sighed. "Say I'm married. I don't know if I will be asked some strange questions and talk about some pornographic jokes about women. I hate the kind of things that get drunk and talk about women."

"Then announce that you are single."

"Then the problem is even bigger. Those boring colleagues will definitely spare no effort to introduce me to someone. How difficult it is for me!" Wang Yu looked up at the sky helplessly.If you refuse their kindness, you have to have a reason!If you directly come out to the people around you, you will definitely be stabbed to death by strange eyes in the days to come!Drowned by unsavory language!

Alas, being a man who likes men is such a tiring life!

"How did Wang She do it?" Zhan En asked curiously.

"He is playing with mystery, announcing that he has a girlfriend, and even wearing a ring, but he never tells others whether he is married, and it is impossible for his colleagues to meet the so-called "girlfriend." Wang She did so, There is still some pressure.For example, sometimes you have to cater to others, talk about dirty jokes, and when you accompany some big clients, you have to hug the fragrant prostitutes like them. Girlfriends together, invite them to dinner!

"Then I'll buy a ring to wear, and announce to the public that I have a wife. If I can't hide it, I'll resign." Anyway, there are so many jobs, this one is not bad!

"Then you have to be mentally prepared to talk dirty jokes with others."

Zhan En, an optimist, said with a straight face when the boat reached the bridge: "Let's talk about it when the time comes. If it doesn't work, don't talk. Just listen to them. Maybe I can learn a few words."

"How did Yan Fan do it?"

"He let nature take its course, never made a statement about these things, and let his subordinates be obsessed with it. His face is so cold that he is about to freeze, few of them will hit the muzzle of the gun!" At least Zhan En didn't listen to Yan Fan mentioned these things.

"Let me struggle for a while, which plan should I choose?"

Yes, which option should I choose?As long as you step into the society, this issue must be considered!After all, creatures like rotten girls can't be seen everywhere!Rotten men and the like are even rarer!

The two were tangled with frowning faces, which made the originally relaxed atmosphere a lot more dignified!Zhan En's heart has also become heavy. These problems that I have been ignoring all the time are placed in front of me, and I really don't know how to face them!

For a person who is not good at lying, it is very difficult to cover up the truth!This kind of life is like a snail living in its own body, with a fearful heart, greedy for peace at all times, and will be crushed by the outside world at some point, and its bones will be smashed to pieces.