Incredible couple

Treat the other party as the weaker party, so there will be no friction when getting along like this.The personalities and abilities of Byron and Joyce have added a lot of opportunities to grind each other, such as the habit of working alone on the battlefield, the habit of being the one giving orders, the dislike of being opposed to them, and the absolutely opposing water and fire abilities.Let alone a partner, this combination is not even easy to do as a partner.

Most of their way of getting along is violent and contradictory, and of course there is also a little warmth, which requires one party to show weakness first.For example, now, Joyce's sharp personality has been smoothed out by the boundless sea, which makes Byron unconsciously label himself a "gentle man".

Now, in a rare peaceful atmosphere, two big sand pigs who love each other want to change their way of getting along so that they can be like ordinary couples, harmonious and loving. This is a very huge project.

"One of us has to show weakness... I mean, a family has to have a husband and a wife, and one of them has to be the wife." Byron tilted his head and looked at the other person seriously.

"Of course I'm the husband." The other party said without doubt, even if the violent Pyro was in the most desperate situation, it was impossible for him to abandon his dignity as a man.

"It's impossible for me to be a wife, just because of my body shape." Byron also said righteously.

"Body size means nothing."

"Okay...then let's talk from another aspect." Byron had a headache thinking about what to talk about next. There must be a head of the family and a housewife between them, otherwise the dispute would be endless.

"Power." Joyce said suddenly, "Water is gentle, so you should be a little self-conscious and be a gentle wife."

"'Water is disgusting' is clearly written on your face." Byron said angrily, "My strength is focused on ice, which is the strongest substance, which is not at all suitable for a wife .”

"No, I can melt your ice into a pool of gentle water."

"You can't, we have never won or lost, and you are no better than me."

"Would you like to compare?"

"You...stop! Damn it, I'm talking about business with you, I don't want to make any trouble, can you stop being provocative?" Byron said.

Joyce frowned and said, "You were the one to provoke. You actually said that ice is the strongest in front of a burning man."

I have a father who thinks he is extremely strong, and a mother who thinks he is invincible.Hogan secretly peeps and eavesdrops on his parents' conversations, and suddenly realizes seriously that he is in a very disharmonious family.

Which is stronger, Nine Ice or Fire?

"Because ice is indeed the strongest, don't look like you've heard the Arabian Nights!" Byron felt his heart beating faster, which was a sign of anger, and the fire man next to him always had a way to make him feel unbearable.

"This is indeed a fantasy." Joyce said, "Ice is simply water. As long as the water is allowed to burn, it will turn into steam, which is no threat to anyone. Such a soft thing is really not suitable for a husband."

"As long as the fire is poured with water, it will be extinguished, and nothing will be left behind!" Byron's eyes widened, and he said loudly, "When the fire burns out, there will be nothing left. This is not suitable for a husband at all."

"Fire represents the god of death, and nothing will be left behind except wreckage." Joyce said forcefully, "No iceman can extinguish my flame."

"Ha, you actually read the lyrics, tell you, no fireman can melt my ice."

"Let's try it?"

My father is a water-attribute mutant, and my mother is a fire-attribute mutant. They both think that their own power is absolutely powerful, and each other thinks that the other's ability is rubbish. They seem to often have disputes because of their abilities.Hogan seriously observed the one-on-one couple who had started to talk peacefully, but now they tended to fight. He searched the information about water and fire that had been stored in his body since birth, and he was shocked to find that they were two different things. completely opposite properties.

How did Papa Shui meet and fall in love with Mama Huo, and how did they give birth to me?Hogan was utterly confused.According to the data, fire belongs to level 3S among mutants—that is, the top dangerous ability. Fire is very difficult to control, and those with poor abilities can only play tricks such as increasing the temperature and flashing small sparks. If you are not careful, you will be killed. The flames created by oneself are devoured; and those with high abilities usually have changes in their bodies... Just like the assimilation of the whole person and abilities, the body temperature becomes extremely high, the body is like a melting pot, and it is impossible to live normally.

Hogan saw a few photos of high-level Pyro. Because of the high body temperature, there is no body hair, and they all have ugly red skin and red eyes. The people in each photo are extremely weird.It looked at the mother with the people in the photo, and found that the mother's appearance was really handsome.

How do capable mothers maintain their beauty?Hogan was very curious, but didn't have the courage to ask, so he continued to search for the Iceman's information.

Little Hogan discovered that there is another kind of water man with similar abilities to Iceman. As the name suggests, the ability of water man is more like water, but it also has the ability to control ice, but it is not strong. Iceman is just the opposite.The photos of Iceman and Waterman are very good. Everyone looks so gentle, charming, and petite, as if water and ice mutants are the most loving and caring species in the world. Iceman even has ice muscles Common characteristics of jade bones.

Although Byron was very handsome and a stalwart guy, from the perspective of Iceman, he could be regarded as utterly miserable.

Dad is the alien from Iceman, mom is the alien from Burning Man, and I am the alien from Rubik's Cube. God, what a miserable family this is.Hogan suddenly felt very sad. There is no one normal in this family, and the only normal one is himself. Compared with other Rubik's Cubes, it just has no central axis.

When the child was curiously exploring the life of the parents, the two parents had stopped arguing,

"...The purpose of our conversation tonight is to improve the way we get along, not to verify who is more powerful." Byron took a deep breath, folded his hands together, and spread them out again to show that each took a step back, "From now on, don't talk about any topics related to abilities Otherwise, whoever will be his wife!" He had a serious face, because the punishment for violating the regulations was too harsh, and the man next to him also nodded seriously.

If we don't talk about ability, what can we talk about to make two big sand pigs separate husband and wife?

There are still simple ways, for example, using methods commonly used by men-fight, win and lose, and whoever wins will be the husband.This method has been implemented many times between the two, and they have never been victorious.

Their abilities are not completely equal, and there are many factors that make it difficult for them to tell the difference.

The direction of Byron's training is self-control. In fact, the mainstream of mutant training now is self-control. Among the supernatural beings who can skillfully use their own abilities, his self-control is at the top level.He can use his abilities to do anything wrong under limited conditions, such as freezing someone's big finger within the range with incomparable precision. A guy with insufficient self-control may freeze the entire hand or the whole person; An enemy who is only half a centimeter away from you, if you don't have enough self-control, you will freeze yourself.

Joyce's self-control is also very high, but because of his high ability, ability attributes that are too difficult to control, and personality problems, he looks like a guy without self-control.When he attacks Byron, he can destroy everything around him (who knows how big it is), but he doesn't want to control it at all. He doesn't care if the ability to attack is too much. Byron moves ten times a month. He's sick.

Every high-level Pyro is inevitably eroded by ability, but he can maintain the original state, and all his self-control is used to protect himself.

But self-control alone is not enough to stop the domineering fire from invading the body of the superhuman. Joyce is actually a dual-ability user. In addition to fire, he also has the ability to regenerate. High self-control and regeneration make Huo Wang And sigh.

It was also because of this ability that Byron hated him so much.Joyce couldn't melt the high-density protective ice barrier that Byron quickly condensed within a period of time. Although Byron could injure the opponent at full strength, Joyce could quickly regenerate and recover.So every time they fight, they end up without a problem, because they can't tell the winner if they keep fighting, and both of them will die from exhaustion.

It seems that the only way is to let one of them give in first, but who will give in first?

Byron thought that he would not be the one who subdues himself. It is one thing to tolerate his wife, but it is another thing to tolerate himself as a wife. One is necessary between families, and the other is a threat to dignity. .

And Joyce didn't even have the idea of ​​putting up with his wife. In his cognition, the weak only need to obey.A wife is a woman, or is equal to a woman, and a woman is weak, and he puts himself in the position of the absolute head of the family.

Who dares to hope that these two guys can get along in harmony?No one would compare these two people to being in love with each other, oh... There is one, their son Hogan has great expectations for it, after all, it is related to its future days--its childhood it adolescence its adolescence.

I have to find a psychologist for my parents, it thought, the most authoritative one.

The two men were silent for a long time, and finally Joyce was the first to get impatient, "Can you not be so stubborn?" he said, "I really hate you for being like this."

"I'll give you the exact words." Byron shrugged.

Joyce glared at him angrily, and rolled over on top of the Iceman. "I'm going to fuck you!" he yelled.Other issues can be put aside for now, he is eager to fuck the man in front of him now, he has held back for more than two years!Joyce