The sweetest spell ever

"Leak coral~"

Leo Hu looked at Osamu Dazai with an excited face, moved aside silently and said, "Huh?"

Osamu Dazai: "I want to eat barbecue!"

"You eat, what are you calling me for?" Leu Hu's big eyes were full of doubts.

What does this kid want to do, he looks malicious.

Dazai shyly said: "Can you use your genius fire control ability to roast it for me?"

Leu Hu: "Go away."

Occipital leaf standing at the door watching the play: "I want to eat too."

"Don't you know how to use fire?!" Leo Hu made a final struggle.

Occipital Leaf spread out her hands: "Have you ever seen someone use a gun to grill?"

Ten minutes later, after Hanayu sincerely comforted Leuhu, she decorated the meat-covered iron net with vegetables.

Leu Hu: Can't laugh jpg.

Does he still have to thank this group of people for not actually planning to grill his head? ?

For family trips, it is natural to book a family hotel, backed by a hill, with complete facilities, and no one will disturb you after the formalities are completed.

Oda Sakunosuke added chili peppers to the bowl, one spoon after another, and the eyes of Occipital Ye and Osamu Dazai beside him gradually became frightened.

"Occipital leaf, what are you going to do with Xia Youjie?"

Occipital Ye was shocked when she heard Xia Youjie's name, pretending not to understand: "Ah, what should I do?"

"It's inappropriate to cheat on your lover, do you still want to be like Dazai?"

Osamu Dazai was also surprised: "If you train her, just train her, why mention me?"

He used to hook up with girls in bars, but Odasaku never cared!

"You, Dazai, have been involved a lot in the affairs of the two of them." Oda Saku still had his usual expressionless expression, but for some reason, he was full of the majesty of his elder brother.

Occipital leaf and Osamu Dazai sat cross-legged, their lips were pursed, their eyes were sincere, as if they wanted to listen to the instruction seriously.

"Has Xia Youjie proposed marriage to you?"

Oda Sakunosuke intends to determine the attitude of the man first, and then consider the following matters.

If they just have a playful attitude, they don't need to feel uneasy.

Occipital leaf was shocked again, not knowing how her brother knew about this, she looked at Osamu Dazai with murderous eyes.

Osamu Dazai: "I didn't say it, you didn't mention it to me!"

And it's too much to suspect him for the first time, isn't it? !Is he so untrustworthy?

Odasaku: "It seems that there is, what do you think about this matter, Occipital Leaf?"

Occipital leaf's eyes wandered: "I don't have any opinion, I definitely won't marry him. The days now are enough for me to worry about. If we live together, what's the deal?"

"That……"

Occipital Ye immediately added a sentence: "Of course it is impossible for me to break up. He is my man in life and mine in death."

Oda:?

Osamu Dazai: "Then you just procrastinate like this?"

Zhen Ye was blunt and angry: "Just hold on, he must not live as long as me, and I will eat him when he dies, won't this matter be settled?"

As she talked more and more, she felt that there was no more suitable method than this, and immediately decided to learn how other girlfriends have been in love for ten years and still not get married.

"Occipital leaf." Oda Sakunosuke called her name seriously.

She didn't feel anything wrong, and subconsciously responded, "Hey."

He: "Go out and reflect on it. I'll think about what to do about it."

"Ah?" Occipital Ye opened her eyes in disbelief, as if she wanted to see the joke on his face.

He repeated affirmatively: "Go out and reflect-on."

Occipital leaf: "But the roast pork is almost ready, isn't it too much not to let me eat?"

"..."

Oda Sakunosuke took a plate and put it on—the baked plate was handed to her: "Take it and go out and reflect."

Her: QAQ

Occipital leaf, who was kicked out to reflect on himself, didn't go far, and bumped into Xia Youjie straight away.

!!!

What's going on, why is he here? !

"Because I was suspended, I just brought Nanako and the others over to relax." Xia Youjie held the plate in her hand steady, felt her reaction was a bit strange, and asked, "Why, does seeing me scare you?"

"No no no..." She shook her head vigorously.

He said "oh" and didn't know whether to believe it or not: "Then you are?"

"Well... I was kicked out." Occipital leaf didn't think of any better excuse, and chose to tell the truth.

"Why? He doesn't look like the kind of brother who would criticize his sister." Xia Youjie looked at the plate in her hand, which was full of freshly baked barbecue, and added, "Of course you don't look like this either. Is it true that I was criticized, did some disagreement happen?"

"Uh..." Occipital Leaf began to frantically think of excuses.

Compared with them, she is not very smart, but she is not so stupid as to say what she just said in front of her.

"Is there any reason why you can't say it?"

Occipital leaf: "It's not... I just told him that you proposed marriage to me."

"He doesn't agree?" Xia Youjie narrowed his eyes, and his tone was a bit hostile.

"Also...you can say that."

"I'll go talk to him."

"No, no, no——" Occipital Ye immediately grabbed his arm, cursing madly at himself just now, "Wait—wait!"

Xia Youjie looked at her calmly.

Seeing that she shrunk her neck, she still had the courage to push the plate to him: "Eat first, I'll go and tell my brother."

Before he could reply, she just ran away without a trace.

In the room where Oda Sakunosuke and the others were staying, the onlookers who watched the whole process praised Oda Saku for a good job, but before he could say a few words, he was interrupted by the door that opened suddenly.

Panicked - a batch of occipital leaves rushed over - holding Leuhu in hand - holding Huayu in hand, opened the door of the inner wardrobe and forced the two of them in.

Leu Hu: "What are you doing?!"

"Xia Youjie will come over later, if he finds out, you two don't blame me for being cruel."

Zhen Ye looked at the two of them ferociously, with a murderous look that could not be concealed in his words.

Leaky Hu: "..."

He had a million bad words to say, but he didn't dare.

When Xia Youjie came in, what he saw was a table full of barbecue materials, tableware for many people, and two people.

Oda Sakunosuke and Occipital Ha, there was no other person in the room.

"Is there no one else to eat with?" he asked with a smile.

"Uh..." Occipital Leaf broke the chopsticks in his hand with his bare hands, and said anxiously, "They didn't want to see you, so they hid."

Oda Sakunosuke's expression didn't show anything.

Xia Youjie didn't intend to let go of this - his eyes fell on the unclosed door in the inner room, and he walked over.

"I don't think it's good to hide like this. If they are here, I hope I can have a good chat with them."

Occipital leaf reached out to pull him, got the question "Are you hiding something from me?", and was dragged away.

She: Help, help, help, where is Osamu Dazai? !Osamu Dazai, come out and think of a way, woo woo woo.

Who knew that when Xia Youjie opened the door of the closet, after she made plans to knock him unconscious immediately and take the whole family away, there was only Dazai Osamu who was hanging himself in the closet.

Xia Youjie said speechlessly, "Dazai, what are you doing? Are you trying to create a secret room murder-style suicide?"

"I came to a new environment, I just want to experience—how is the experience of committing suicide here~" His eyes turned white, Dazai Osamu, who seemed to have died, suddenly returned to normal, and joked with him, "Could it be Xia? Teacher Oil, do you think there are wild men hiding here?"

"...Your symptoms are getting worse, have you considered seeing a psychiatrist?" Xia Youjie changed his words after finishing speaking, "No, you should let the psychiatrist and the boss here go. If someone Suicide here would affect his business."

"That's true." In order not to cause trouble to the boss, Osamu Dazai obediently took his neck out of the hemp rope, and his neck was also wrapped with a bandage, so that it was impossible to judge how long he had stayed here.

Xia Youjie suddenly stretched out his hand and pulled the rope he was hanging from, and asked, "Where did you find this hemp rope, the material is very special."

Like a new plant.

Osamu Dazai: "A big sister made it up. Do you want to get to know it?"

"Forget it." Xia Youjie looked at him with a half-smile, "You just have to have fun."

So he dragged the occipital leaf out.

Although Occipital Ye didn't know why he seemed to give up suddenly, it didn't prevent her from giving the world's smartest Osamu Dazai a hundred likes.

Of course, if she knew that Xia Youjie was called by Osamu Dazai, she would act on the spot - she would not recognize her relatives.

The two of them went out and found that Oda Sakunosuke was gone.

"Do you not welcome me so much in your family? They all ran away without eating the barbecue."

Regarding her boyfriend's extremely resentful question, Occipital Leaf laughed a few times "ahhaha" and said, "At least I still like you. Why don't we call Nanako and the others over to eat together?"

"it is good."

Nanako and Mimiko haven't seen Occipital Leaf for a long time, and when they met, they held her hand from left to right, trying to get a fragrant kiss like before.

Except for the memories shared from Lixiang, the occipital lobe, who has no experience in caring for human cubs and doesn't get along with girls very much, froze in place.

Mimiko: "It seems that sister Zhenye has lost her memory, so is it true?"

Nanako: "Ah, can we wait until Miss Zhenye and Teacher Xia You get married next month?"

The words of the two girls were directly explained to Zhenye: "No, wait, why do you say we are getting married next month? Are you talking about something I don't know?"

Mimiko took out her phone, clicked on the homepage that Occipital Leaf hadn't updated in a long time, and scrolled down to a message with a picture to show her: "Here, the wedding dress is already available."

The pupil of the occipital lobe trembled, and he subconsciously said, "How is this possible?!"

"It seems that you are also very repulsed by this matter." Xia Youjie patted Occipital Ye on the shoulder, "I hope that one day I will hear your real reasons."

Occipital Leaf said that she also wanted to run away now.

The roast was changed - the batch didn't go well after the roast.

Because charcoal is not enough.

After all, there is a leak, so there is no need for charcoal to exist, and they just took it from the boss-something for pretend.

The large amount of food on the table was in stark contrast to the charcoal in the stove, but Xia Youjie didn't ask much, but got up and said, "I'm going to the boss to buy some charcoal."

Then went out.

The place to travel is not well-known. In a small town close to the mountains and forests, the people who travel here are all middle-aged and elderly people who come here to relax and soak in hot springs.

Xia Youjie wondered if he looked as easy to deceive as these gray-haired old people?